convince me to kill myself
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convince me to kill myself
Tits or kill yourself
You will gain 72 virgins
Self infliction weapon of choice?
>>677304226
you are so ugly you dont even dare to post a pic of you
I agree, do the world a favour.
It'll make a new 4chan story
Pics of the process
>>677305032
We just need nudes, a background story and you showing us the process
Sideways for attention, longways for results...
2 words: your hair
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I BET YOU HAVE AN AMAZING BOYFRIEND JUST KILL YOURSELF SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE JEALOUS OF YOU
>>677304226
No. Stick with us that are living, we can all suffer together.
>>677304226
OP is fag -.-
>>677304226
If I knew her and had no chance with her. I would kill myself too.
OP does not have the guts, If you do then show them to us.
Do it now while the world has color. Don't wait until everything loses color. Do it while you can still feel the sun, instead of a constant cold chill. It only gets worse from there.
>>677306325
Not bad, but not real :/
>>677305491
2 words: post timestamp
Another: NORMIES GTFO
Here we go!
*Clears throat*
You strike me as the chav of the Southwestern United States;
no talents, no hobbies apart from capturing your ugly mug on the phone your daddy gave you when you threatened suicide,
filtering them to such an extent you can't even see the sludge you've smeared onto yourself to hide the crater-ridden landscape that is your face.
After having titled this 'ere picture after some curry-munching "squeeze the poopoo" song for infants, you most definitely proceeded to reject all former feminist principles to which you hold dear publically, and begged to be insulted like the cum-slut you are on several other boards,
for you have no interest in values, and merely use the rage-inducing slogans your whale-sized mother flung at your scrawny doormat of a father when he refused to eat a bowl of her seaweed-shit, to instill a fury into those who hate you for the nothing that you own and are, in the hopes that they may ravage you in the havoc of their scorn, and call you by your true name;
You legged snail, you pearl-less clam, you crusty, void urchin of the moral depths!
I would not force myself upon you with a fork and a spear,
for forcing I shan't have to do, there you lust for a member every waking second of your putrid life.
You disregard your own privacy with impunity,
and hope that this photograph of you where you wish to seem enigmatic and complex,
you loathsome drab, will hide that you have never had a moment of insight in the days of your life you buried under the carnal cravings of the damp mussel between your dented thighs.
You believe your gob will grant you someone who would save you from this crushing fear of insignificance, while you rant and spew bile across countless media to advocate your solitude.
You hag, you hook-nosed vixen of the fetid depths, are a waste of skin and deserve nothing but to suffocate in the thick, rancid cloud of your self-loathing and insecurity.
You are really pretty please don't harm you're self in anyway ;(
>>677309142
Fuck off normie
>>677304226
Don't kill yourself, do porn instead. Get paid mad money to fuck. I repeat: PAID TO HAVE SEX! How can that not be fucking awesome?
>>677304226
Hello m'lady. why do you feel the need to end your god given life on this earth. You are the epitome of beauty, my muse, and I want to be your all. It would be quite a shame if such a magnificent creature such as your self were to shed your own blood on the soil. Do not fret, my love. For I shall save you. Please give me your contact information so we can discuss. And snapchat me that pussy babe.
