Do you masturbate in the shower standing up or sitting down?
I masturbate standing up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA
Dude this needs to be in a leafy video
>>684140447
why would i sit down
>>684140516
I sit on a yoga ball
>>684140447
I live with my gran she has one of those old ppl showers u see on tv that has a door and water jets I crouch abt half way and back up to one of those while it's spraying my anus I beat my dick like it owes me money....but I always stop before I ejaculate because uno..my grand showers in there
I stand with my back to the water and just as im cumming i turn 90 degrees but i dont let the water hit my cock directly, it bounces off my body so that it sprays my cock very gently but very thouroughly with HOT water....its the fucking vest!
>>684140508
Please leave.
>>684140447
I don't masturbate in the shower
>>684141457
Take a jug with you and aim for that. Then you can just pour it away and not have to worry about catching your grandmother licking the walls.
post selfies of shower fapping
>>684141994
How does wearing a vest in the shower make it so much better? Just curious.
>>684142470
No time like the present to get started
>>684142482
Ahhh I would be she specifically asked me when I moved in not to "seed" in there and then I determined that she meant jizz do not jizz in her new tub she gave like $3,000 for it or something so I respect her wishes
I pee in the shower. Grandma can't.stop me.
>>684141179
in the shower?
>>684140447
I have sex in the shower, loser
>>684141457
I mean, but you're in the shower though, so you can just rinse it away. Unless youre worried about getting your gran pregnant?
>>684143267
Yeah or sometimes i like to use a fold up chair. Only when im in the mood for relaxing. And just sitting there
>>684142482
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE GONE
>>684143154
The heroine we need.
>>684143426
No not worried about that it's just out of respect for her and her property and she specifically asked me not to cum in there so I don't even if I did and she never knew it would eat at my conscience
>>684143678
she specifically asked you not to cum in the shower?
>>684143628
I assume you live alone. How would you explain the chair?
>Anon, why are you going into the bathroom with a chair?
>I wanted to look at the tiles.
>>684143678
Hahahah!! This guy!
>>684143678
You should asked for an approved spooge spots list.
>>684144005
rofl. thanks
>>684143984
I live with roomates and its good to relax your muscles in the steam. And i bought a waterproof ipad case so i can just watch porn in the shower. Its the best feeling.
>>684143844
she said "don't seed" or "don't spill ur seed in nannys new shower" or something like that....it was awkward but I was just like ok...
>>684140447
I don't masturbate in the shower. I do it i front of a computer screen full of double d tits you faggot
>>684144184
Jesus christ, she must think you're autistic
>>684140447
I don't understand you people doing it in the shower. The cum just gets everywhere and sticks to everything because of the water and then it doesn't all come out right away because of it. It's essentially the same as using water to put out an oil fire.
>>684144005
I usually go out to my granddads old shed in back of the property... but then I get to thinking about how he probably had to come out there to jerk off too...and I loose my erection...pretty fucked up honestly
>>684143154
disgusting weasel
>>684140447
kneeling. as if any other way is acceptable
>>684140508
Leafy is cancer
>>684144387
Yeah cumming in the shower is a nightmare for dudes with leg hair that shit hurts when it drys
>>684144589
this and then as ur about the cum shove ur dick in the drain not mess no worries
>>684140447
>Do you masturbate in the shower standing up or sitting down?
Sitting down? WTF?
How can you hit people out your window, if you are sitting down?
>>684141457
>beat my dick like it owes me money
forty keks
>>684144724
>Like 5 or 6 my dude
>>684144724
lol anon
>>684144688
How does it end up on your leg?
I used to stand up, now I have kids and don't even get the privacy anymore. Gotta love married life.
>>684144688
wtf you let it dry on your legs? shit sometimes this board still manages to scare me
>>684142716
Wait why do you live with your grandma
>>684145399
>Wait why do you live with your grandma
He likes the shower
i sit down in the shower, masturbate, and then stand up. does that answer your question?
>>684145555
Quads don't lie.
>>684145399
Because my mom moved away with her new husband, and my dad has been gone for years
>>684145199
it just mixes with the water & ends up in your leg hair & gets stuck there without you even knowing
>>684145834
does your grandma have big titties?
>>684140447
hunched over, one foot on the edge of the tub, tugging wildly with a finger up my ass
i piss and masturbate in the shower. usually with my legs, ass, and cunt up in the air so i piss on myself.
only faggots and bitches sit down to nut...
>>684145893
No not abnormally big... average I guess
>>684146054
bitch where are your tits
>>684146054
Tits or gtfo
I lay down on my back to beat off and then sit up to shoot my load
>>684146054
My grandma would never let you sleep over.
>>684146054
Tits or gtfo you disgusting whore
https://youtu.be/nIQr96eMIps
>>684143632
>>684144497
There are two kinds of anons.
>>684146054
>piss on myself
I like you. Pics?
>>684140447
squating
Squating, that way is much easier to finger my ass while jerking my d