Dear 4chan, It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
The cake is delicious you must eat it.
kek u cant do shit
>>684155817
kek you can't do shit.
>>684155817
go home little boy
>>684155817
lol the force of the loling made me finish my toliet time way faster and way more messy
For the record I've seen this shitty pasta pop up for about 3 years,
There is no irc or central position for this op and OP is a faggot perpetuating some of the most cancerous bullshit /b/ has seen since Chris Beer.
No.
Scratch that.
At least Chris Beer was somewhat entertaining and taunted moot directly.
Retard. Anonymous have no leader, its just an idea. your probably a 12 year old
>>684156354
>>684155817
Zozzle u can't do shit :^)
>>684156443
>>684156443
FUCK OFF
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ICjR8_bwr-s
>>684156487
I dare say, have my silly flim-flams given your anus tension?
>>684156426
you're the 12 yo here to fall for the bait.
Moot says with these dubs, I am in ur base, sniping ur doodz
>>684156588
>itt: autism spreading like weeaboos farts
>>684155817
Don't really care if the gore and child porn is gone, just here for adult porn Webms ;)
>>684156680
>>684156443
moar
>>684155817
> Anonymous has a leader
> Fuckin' 9gag
> That fucking filename
> Used pixect, didn't remove the watermark
> Has 9gag "aside" him
> "All of things disgusting things"
Who let one of the tards escape?
>>684155817
Kek u can't do shit
>>684155817
oh no please no kill 4chan mr anonymous
>>684156735
>;)
>;)
get the fuck out of here
>>684155817
This these "fem"fags again with l33t specialist haxing skills in binary to text converter usage?
>>684156946
Kek you can't do shit
>>684157055
>>684156949
Dear 4chan,this time is not anonymous. But it's the leader of the Femanons speaking. You might be wondering
"wtf?"
Well,we are newborn group of ONLY female (no shemale) hackers,with higher skills in programming and coding. We are here to announce that we fully support the feminist movment,and we will destroy every single one of you disgusting autistic pigs,with your anti-femanons threads and all that porn that you fap to.
After saying this,just prepare yourselves 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 01110011 .
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time we will start fighting your autistic website reporting everything to the authorities. You may ask yourself
"what do we do guys"
Well,there's one thing you can do. ADMIT THAT WOMEN DESERVE MORE RIGHTS. I want Moot and Heaven here,putting back the ID and apologize for what a shithole 4chan has become.
We are Femanons.
We do not obey.
We do not fear males.
Expect us.
Lmao, already seen this once. Get a fuckin life dude
>>684157073
>not even loli
They see me rolling
they hating
trying to catch me riding dirty
>>684157156
Kek
>>684157157
>>684157319
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>>684157346
Oh my god mods! Anonymous having a cp thread here!!!!!!
A few months ago, my son revealed he was gay. Upon hearing this I kicked him out of the home. Several weeks later he reached out to me saying he had nowhere to go. I've let him back in the house on the condition that he attends therapy and church again. I thought he was doing good for severeal weeks now, until I started getting suspicious. Suspicions leads to more suspicions. I believe hes back to his old ways again. Its currently midnight and hes still not back home. I am contemplating about changing the locks tonight again
Girl raped by father:
My dad has been molesting me and my brother for 15 + years (im a girl)
I just had the guts to ask out a guy i really like, and he said yes. On our first date over coffee, I told him ALL ABOUT the molesting. From the beginning to now (it's continuing still)
He won't return my calls or texts. What should I do now?
>>684157119
If am is morning (11:59 being last minute of pm and day) , wouldn't 12:00 am be tomorrow?
>>684155817
>spreads like a snake bite
>spreads
>snake bite
Couldn't think of something that actually spreads? Like a plague or a fire or something?
Boyfriends asshole?
>>684155817
Heaven is banned though
>>684155817
Top kek
OP you're such a 8 yo fag.
>>684157389
>>684155817
i think Op doesn't know anonymous was created 4chan
>>684157458
>faggot
>>684156889
http://fbi.gov
guys, we shouldn't be taking this so lightly... this is ANONYMOUS we're talking to! and it's THE LEADER! I'm just sayin anonymous can be anywhere. at any time. they are legion, don't fuck with them
>>684157412
>>684157389
▼ ▼
▼
now a tryfag spam thread
>>684157652
/thread
we shall call the mods for help fighting back anonymous
>>684157652
Fuck off spic
>>684155817
I'm out. Nope, fuckin nope.
not taking the bait
>>684155817
shit knife faggot
>>684157652
Stop encouraging them, people here are too stupid to understand sarcasm
>>684155817
The moment when you realise Anonymous is for free speach...
>>684157652
Please tell me you aren't this stupid
>>684157262 moar? Sauce?
@684157863
he probably is
>>684157652
Hang on they are anonymous?
And their leader is anonymous?
Are we OP?
>>684155817
>implying 4chan's hacking community will turn against 4chan because of CP
>>684155817
>oblig
Anon lol
>>684157975
> @
>>684155817
Autimus Prime
well, if you knew shit about anon then you'd know anon doesn't have a leader or leaders. Its just a open group of people. Faggot.
Whoa guys, we're really in for it now.
>>684155817
Good thing I have nothing planed, Ill be waiting
>>684155817
Dear leader of autismus,
You are me, I am you,
We are legume
We are bean
*perrrfffffftttttt
(Ouch that stang)
>>684155817
Omg how did you turn on my antivirus you hacker only I can do that
plz don't tell my mom i don't want to get grounded
>>684155817
>dull machine made knife
>dollar store mask
>long messy hair
Obvious bait is obvious
Cringe thread? What a bully idea, old chap!
>>684158933
But but
What if it's real this time you don't know that
>>684155817
rop 5shin
It's funny because you bought your mask at the dollar store
>>684155817
Step 1: Anonimus have no leader, it is a leaderless group
Step 2: Anonimous born in 4chan!
Step 3: Pls try to rewrite this shit. I have seen it befor
Low quality bait.
Who the hell is 4chan?
I'm actually more amused that every fucking copypasta thread gets more than 100 replies.
>>684155817
Dear 4chan,
It's us, aNANymous, once again. Except this time it's the grandnan speaking.
We are finished with your hip-hop, pirating, and other high tech gadgetry that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 6:00am Pacific Time(wake up time) 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my naning skills and team aside me, but I also have 9nan, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, snookums.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Grand Nan
>>684160299
DUANE TIME!!!
>>684155817
kek u cant do shit
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>>684162594
What the servant did you just fucking servant about Shinku, you little servant? Shinku will have you know that Shinku graduated top of Shinku's servant in the Navy servants, and Shinku has been involved in numerous secret servants on Al-servant, and Shinku has over 300 confirmed servants. Shinku is trained in servant warfare and Shinku is the top servant in the entire US armed servant. You are nothing to Shinku but just another servant. Shinku will servant you the fuck out with servant the likes of which has never been seen before on this servant, mark Shinku's fucking servant. You think you can get away with saying that servant to Shinku over the servant? Think again, servant. As we speak Shinku is contacting her secret network of servant across the USA and your servant is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your servant. You’re fucking servant, kid. Shinku can be servant, servant, and Shinku can servant you in over servant ways, and that’s just Shinku's bare servant. Not only is Shinku extensively trained in unarmed servant, but IShinku has access to the entire arsenal of the United States servant and Shinku will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable servant off the face of the servant, you little servant. If only you could have known what unholy servant your little “servant” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking servant. But you servant, you servant, and now you’re servant, you goddamn servant. Shinku will shit servant all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking servant, kiddo.
