Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
QOTT: What is waifuism to you?
You don't feel nauseous at all do you? If not, you'll likely be ok, but stomach aches would be a bad sign
Mi Liu claimed
A cancerous place where i mostly shitpost and sometimes talk to people
>My sweet knife~
As you are lying on your back you look up to the person above you. They flash you a loving smile and peck you on your lips. You don't even care about the fact that you're tied up and can't properly move a muscle. Your body shivers as you feel something cold running up your stomach. Your partner who's sitting on you giggles and shifts his hand a bit upwards. You hear the soft ripping sound of your clothes as the sharp knife slowly cuts it's way up. You are a bit afraid that the point of the blade may leave a scratch as this is only the beginning. Slowly it moves up, passing your chest and finally cutting the last string of your t-shirt. The air is cold and the steel of the knife is even colder but you are feeling hot. Your loved one licks their lips and giggles, letting their hand run down your chest, accentuating your whole body with their finger. They lean down, kissing you on your neck. You close your eyes and let the sensation run through your entire body and you suddenly moan in pleasure as you feel your partner carefully biting your neck. As you slowly give in to the pleasure you suddenly feel a sharp pain as the cold knife is running down your chest. Your warm blood mixes with the knife. The wound isn't deep, nothing serious, just a shallow cut. Your partner giggles and wipes the knife on your stomach. Once it's clean he gets off you and slips the knife in your pants. You are sweating a bit, after all you feel the cold steel as it touches your most private parts and again with a turn of the wrist the edge faces up, but the cold steel is still rubbing against your most valuable part as it slowly cuts your pants.
>You can keep the mistakes
I seen Emi and a Maka albarn in the other thread. Let's fucking do this shit.
Ps: SHE IS STILL FUCKING SHOPPING
These threads go fast
@ the person with a goon dad- did he play professionally? I've never heard of goons outside the nhl.
AFAIK it started as a word to mock fanatics for one character.
Don't ruin it with two waifu.
hmmm, im not sure, meeting great people while talking about day to day problems and helping people out, at least now that's what it means to me....
>i actually believe you kek
y-yeah?!?! well my dad was in the ARMY!!!!
>megumin is the cutest cutie ever and no one can compete!
Shit. Forgot to mention top moo. Where the fuck would we be without that milky goodness
An expression of love towards waifus and a way to meet other people, whatever those interactions might bring
Claiming a waifu, and using that waifu to converse and insult others.
Part 2 sweethearts
Your partner giggles and with their free hand they let a finger run down your wound,smearing the blood a bit. They look you in the eyes as they lick their bloody finger and cut the last bit of your pants, exposing your shaft. With another swift movement they're on top of you again, grinding against you, making you more excited. They smile at you and lower the knifes tip at your wound again. You close your eyes, and get ready for the pain which is about to occure. You clench your teeth as you feel how the cold steel slowly cuts its way down. Your breath becomes faster and you let out a painful moan as soon as you don't feel the edge anymore. You slowly open your eyes, tears are clouding your view a bit, but you can still see your partner licking the blood from the knife, smiling at you while doing it. This time, the wound is deeper, blood flows from it and your partner puts the knife besides your head and runs their hand across the wound. You feel the pain as their hand presses against your wound, forcing a bit more red luquid out of you, but you had worse.
Waifuism is fairly escapist to me. I chose my waifu when I started dreaming lucidly and have had no other since. I like it better than 3d relationships.
You lost me at "person above you"
Never gunna happen.
>hope you are well spooky
>i'm fine all
No he didn't. It wasn't against the rules to fight when and where he played
Y-yeah!? Well mine was a space marine!!
>Brb, cleaning the dishes
Waifuism is a mixed bag for me. On one end I do subscribe to it, but on the other it is something that most people wouldn't consider normal. Yes, I am 'dating' or feeling a sexual attraction towards an animated female. But that's only human.
I guess I'm just not normal.
The last part~
Your chest is now smeared in your life giving juice and your partner is reaching down with their hand, using your red juice as lubricant, they slowly descend on you. You both moan as you're entering your loved one, your heart picks up the pace a bit and you bleed a bit more. You feel both, the pain from your chest and the pleasure which comes from bonding with your one and only. They slowly move up and down, making you feel better and worse at the same time. Every time they descend on you, a small shock goes through your body, hurting your cut. Your blood runs down your chest and your stomach the wilder your partner gets. They smile at you, and take their knife again. As you ponder what your partner plans now, they bend down, the knob of the kitchenware is agains their stomach, the blade is facing your stomach. You start sweating even more, the whole situation is strangely tantalizing, you feel that you can't hold out much longer as your partner is moving closer and closer, the point of the knife is touching your stomach and the ride abruptly ends for you as you release yourself. Your partner has a satisfied smile on their face as the knife enters your abdomen. Tears shoot in your eyes, strangely enough it feels like your orgasm intensified: Maybe it is the wish of your body to give offspring in this dangerous situation? You open your mouth to scream, but a hand is preventing any noise to come out. The pain is getting more intense as the weight or your love partner is running the blade deeper into your guts. Your blurry vision makes out your smiling partner. „I love you...“ is the last thing you hear as you shift into unconsciousness.
>the first chair
>some reason i read it as Chaira
Yes, nice to meet you. The previous thread was the first one I posted in.
Sup Marie Rose?
>Check your bank account, you might be broke.
Damn right, beautiful Yuuko!
It could be worse, you could be a furfag into futa
i can't compete with that....
good ol' masochism
Good to see you too Kyouko! How are you?
It was pretty solid, what about you Kagami? I'm totally geared up for the weekend. No plans but I'm happy to not be at work.
So long as you can hid it you're not insane.
I'm well, thanks, just wrote something out of boredom.
>Now reaping the attention
It has three parts
>I'm not a chair!
A nice meet up from chaos of /b/
I love you too renge
it was good, didn't have to run this morning and i got off work a little early, im not sure what im gonna do either....prolly nothing lol
I feel fine. My arm is just itchy and numb but it doesn't seem to have spread
Oh, I've also had several nosebleeds today
>implying I could be unfaithful to my waifu even if I wanted to
Shame on you Homura
Hi Renge, I'm good. Super fond of my waifu tonight for some reason. Got a bunch of great material from her manga
So what did you chug?
That's good to hear. haven't seen you in a while.
I like the writing.
Thats pretty cool, do you lucid dream oftenly?
I strangle with love, if you say it like that it sounds like im violent.
Everyone has their weird unique habits. At least being attracted to a fictional character isn't doing harm to anyone.
i kinda feel the same and i have a normal life... i guess it's just a thing to escape reality
Forgot to mention I like that. A lot.
You are quite above that, Tats looks like a pretty solid choice
I'm doing good, just listening to music at the moment, what about you qt?
Kud a cute.
What were you drinking? It's been a few days since I got drunk.
Ik. Fucking shocking
Bars and liquor stores close at 10 out here.
Irl story or fanfuck?
I'm around 500k in my bank. I'm gud
Though I'll be poor soon when I buy bright lights and mason jars to capture but eyes here
Don't worry when I don't show up every day!
>I have real life too!
I'm glad you like it. I've never wrote a story in english (much less a lewd one) and I didn't double check it for mistakes.
Neither. Just some guro story since I was bored
>Thats pretty cool, do you lucid dream oftenly?
Usually 4 or 5 nights a week when I'm on a regular sleep schedule. Right now I have exams so a little less because of stress and amphetamines.
>If the OP is there, maybe they will be reminded that even we are annoyed when something stupid happens.
Again, i just disagree. The people who partake in rules breaking actions do so regardless of the rules at the top or generally any verbal reprimands they receive in the thread.
This has happened numerous times.
The misbehaving, in my opinion, is just the net result of certain parties running in to each other.
More often then not, there's one person that starts the rules breaking and tons of people follow suit. I'd wager you know exactly what and who i'm talking about already. I don't know why i'm even needing to make this argument.
The transgressive parties are more interested in having their fun than following the rules.
The parties not interested in breaking "The rules" are just doing what they'd normally do, with or without the rules.
Again though, i understand i'm in the minority so i'll stop trying to push my opinion unnecessarily.
(Sorry for ridiculous slowness. Was on the phone.)
Just had pizza and beer with my folks. Might have had quite a bit of beer and I'm not really a heavy guy (under 140 lbs), so I'm doing great right now. Always good to get more waifu material going. What are your plans for the evening?
See above above
Fug u Billy
I kno u do bb <3
That's awesome! I ran yesterday and I work an hour early on Fridays so I didn't run either, which is always a nice feeling.
Might have some more to drink here in a bit, I forgot how much I enjoy the feeling.
You're revaluating my puns now, aren't you?
>That fucker who gave the most puns for my game wrote something this perverted... FML
Rest in pussy. 10/10
One day man, one day.
All three parts were very well written.
I was just stating the obvious.
>The transgressive parties are more interested in having their fun than following the rules. The parties not interested in breaking "The rules" are just doing what they'd normally do, with or without the rules.
Can you spell out for me what it looks like when someone breaks the rules? I'll take notes. They seem straightforward.
I have never played KS. I can't really handle the feels.
I'm sure Emi is the best though.
I love you dude. No homo.
>you said you liked this image way back when right?
lol, don't know that feel, it does feel good to run though, i haven't done it in a few months though...
welcome back best mage conqueror!!!
yeah...one day we'll find them lol
Just keep an eye on the area you got bit and see how it progresses. If it's still there in a couple days probably see a doctor but I'm just giving advice, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
>no u bb
Stick by your beliefs Shizu! Don't let anyone else's shitty opinions change yours, even if they're wrong.
My answer to giving up 3D
Me neither, and I used to write a lot. I am a bit unmotivated to try writing in English because I really like Portuguese literature.
Alright. Somehow I used to accidentaly lucid dream a lot if woke up sleepy and didn't get out of bed.
Doing fine I presume?
/waifu/, welcome to the thread
before you go awol again, quick summary
I'm making my own game, got poisoned, broke as fuck can't even buy food, waifu still laifu, downloaded her manga in HD finally
I don't like beer but I'm glad you had a good time with your family
>tfw no ohana
Your puns are fine
No, I'm wondering if you came up with this yourself or if it's copied from somewhere
I'm glad you liked it
>Rest in pussy
That... wasn't even the intention, it was just easy to end it this way
>All three parts were very well written
I hope you mean it. Thank you!
Withholding intel is prohibited in my glorious empire
>we have ways to get the truth
Pretty new. I think we talked last night at some ungodly hour or it may have just been earlier. Either way I'm new
Yea I was wondering if it's connected to the constant nosebleeds but it seems localized so I'm not too worried about the bite. I'm more worried that whatever bit me might still be around
These pics will never fail to make me laugh
Did you see that one with velkoz? That one's good
Are you giving me consent to rape?
3D is nothing more than trouble.
When I started I had to use a lot of herbs, I could barely recall anything when I woke up otherwise. With practice it becomes a lot easier but you take many steps back with a couple days of not thinking about it I find.
If you can do it naturally you must have a propensity for it.
Ah, i see~ Just try it. I consulted the internet a couple of times for this story
>Believes me if I come up with my own puns
>Doubts my own story
Y... You're hurting my feelings...
I came up with it myself
Frequent obviously unnecessarily lewd pictures. (Varies based on waifu)
Repeated or grotesque RP or ERP. The line's a little fuzzy, but generally if it's more than one sentence, you've gone too far.
And the last rule:
This generally means not being a complete and total dick, as then you're making that rule impossible for others to follow.
A little dickishness is generally allowable, as you're often invited to dis on other people's waifu, but keep it in moderation.
(More apologies for slow)
Ikr? Itsbullshit. Why stop me from abusing alcohol and women late at night? Guess I'll have to do it in broad daylight.
I left my credit card in this box being held up by a stick with a string attached to it... go get it you bastard...
Actually yes, local beer on tap. Reformation cadence, as it happens.
It feels good to run sometimes but frankly I love doing absolutely nothing so I appreciate the days that I don't.
I can't stand little caesar's. I'd rather just not eat.
How you been my dude?
It's okay Akiko, I won't leave you behind. In what capacity do you lack your ohana? And it depends very much on the beer for me but this was some good pizza beer.
Nice trips. Is it common for people itt to change waifus?
Beautiful cinnamon bun, just a little longer.
My favorite and possibly best Hand in the world. It's been rather average, usual fuck ups from my employees during unloading, slow workers, etc etc
>I very rarely smoke, it's been a bit rough
I hope you've had a good day.
lol, lets erp!!!
im a bit new though so you'll have to show me the ropes!!~~
Continueing being an evacuee. Wbu?
No, this is generally considered sacrilege.
Thanks for killing my buzz famalam.
Woah trips for trips
Also it somehow doesn't seem as lewd with marie rose
Keep a dream diary and write on it as soon as possible after waking up. Try to not look at strong light sources or your memory will go away faster.
Even when writing in PT I use the web a lot to check synonims or just get inspired from random stuff.
ive been having kind of a change of hearts recently my friend showed me this anime and i loooove her shes perfect
I hate Little Caesars too it's just they have this garlic cheese bread stuff that I really like. The only problem with it though it's that it's SOOOOO greasy
no u stop
lol!!!! ok!!!! sounds fun!!!!! <<<<<333333~~~~~~~~~~
It involves psychological terror, torture, drugging...
Just kidding we simply ask firmly yet politely~
Listening to some music before going back to Stellaris, you?
that would cease to be rape.
Put the money in the bag
jesus, this post gave me cancer
my noose will love me till the day i die.
It be Esedese
Seryu Ubiquitous reporting Esedese-sama
old was ayaka form witch craft works new is general esdeath from akame ga kill
Your constant nosebleeds are from checking out your QT waifu all day
>Her feminine penis now
>Invades my body
I love good beer, and nothing beats getting it on tap
> Also it somehow doesn't seem as lewd with marie rose
I'm not sure how to respond with this.
Maybe because I post them whenever we get trips or better. Or even double dubs? Maybe 90% of her pics are bikini pics. Not sure
>checkd and lewd
me too, don't worry about it too much!
>I googled synonyms for dick since I didn't want to write cock/dick/penis etc. and found some fucking hilarious one
>Single Serving Soup Dispenser
It's going to be a puzzle platformer where you use a grappling hook mechanic to get around. But I have been going ham on the mobility, implementing wallrunning. Charge jumps and ceiling scaling
I thought so but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt
Thats both impressive and concerning
> In what capacity do you lack your ohana?
All of it? Let's see, my mom is a borderline emotionally unstable wreck, my brother is a story on it's own and not a good one, my dad is a cuck and a cheater and my stepmom is a hypocrie bitch. I only have my little sister
>implying we should choose 3D women over 2D
Moogs, I am disappoint
awww...you had me excited for a sec kek, excpet for the drugging....
>no officer defintely no illegal masochism here
Yaa, but he always gets the worst VAs
Almost got married. Glad i didn't.
Remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy, and DEFINITELY don't almost marry crazy.
hello which ever use a name tag fuck everything
This is worse than normal RP.
I know I was being a fag yesterday as well. It was a long night.
Ahaha, no way, I won't kill myself before I turn 25!
>But if someone would kill me...
> Frequent obviously unnecessarily lewd pictures. (Varies based on waifu)
>No, this is generally considered sacrilege.
That's what I've always associated with the term waifu, but to each their own I guess.
I stopped keeping a dream diary once I could do it fairly consistently but yeah I found that very helpful. I find the biggest thing to be reality checks.
NewEnglandfag: I'd would never eat pizza from a chain.
I worry about a lot of reasons that I shouldn't but that ain't one!
>Single Serving Soup Dispenser
little Caesars isn't really the greatest but im serious go buy a little box of that garlic cheese bread shit and just touching it your fingertips will be covered in grease
the pizza isn't as greasy as that cheese bread imo
That's the point
What the fuck is this screenshot looking bullshit I'm seeing right now
>my colored brother
How's your day been there kud?
I mean, it just seems less lewd with her even when boobs are present. I don't know why. Maybe it's the shamelessness she has.
I'm super fucking excited to play your game because that shit's right up my alley. Also I'm sorry to hear that about your family, but at least your situation isn't half so shitty as someone like Juri. Also tfw no qt imouto because parents weren't even supposed to be able to have kids.
Seems like my everyday life
We can still do that
>no officer, she told me she consented
>My favorite Juri player
Well, I'm glad it's going fine. And they're lucky to have you as I've always said, they'd fall apart without you.
>Hey man, just glad it's not a constant
I have had a good day so far, glad I can say the same for you. Hope you're relaxing right now.
I'll cure it, no worries!~
>furiously tosses off a 10 story building
Imagine how I feel whenever I see it in the threads.
Nah, you were fine. Was fucking funny.
Just had some little ceasers cheesebread.
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