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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Haven't seen one of these in a while
>>684212891
>and here's my shota onahole
i go on 4chan daily
>>684212891
I enjoy rape play.
You like sucking dick too?
>>684212891
"How often you usually shit?"
>>684212891
I am kind and gentle.
>>684212891
I love you
NoFap will get me laid.
I am a male feminist.
sjw niggers toung my anus
I don't have any money
>>684212891
who the fuck are you
I am the supreme gentleman.
I live with my parents.
>>684212891
My name is op. Yours?
I forgot the safe word.
>>684212891
I'd fuck your mom bro.
"I am a Male Feminist"
There are only two genders
I crave your cock, woman.
Sit on my face, NOW!
I once fucked a doberman.
>>684212891
I'm bad at maths.
You oppressive white cis scum
I MIGHT have aids
Are you familiar with Reddit?
>>684212891
Can I touch them titties?
>>684212891
now we both have herpes
Show me your feminine penis.
>Oh God, I'm gonna fart
>>684212891
"I perform anti occult investigations"
mfw she's not into inquisitors
>>684213801
anyone have this image with better resolution?
>I eat ass like groceries
Oh wait that one actuallu works
I'm a registered sex offender
>>684212891
OP is a gigantic faggot
>>684212891
Who doesn't love strange cock?
I really like this picture
I masturbate to pony porn
i'm still a virgin
>>684214237
yes, i did pull this stunt.
The Emperor above all else
>>684212891
my dick is three inches
>>684212891
Finger fuck my boy pussy!
I browse 4chan every day
>>684212891
I have a penis too.
New fags can't tri force
>Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong.
>9/11 was an inside job.
>White men are completely superior.
>>684212891
I have a foot fetish
>>684212891
Thought you would be prettier.
What is your favorite dinosaur?
>>684212891
we met in real life
I am voting for Trump
Wanna see my clopfic collection?
>>684214611
Nice dubs
I masturbate to gay ponies
>>684213571
>five words
we gunna fuck or what?
>>684214659
five words cant you read?
>>684212891
EAT FUCKIN' SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!
i have a sneeze fetish
>>684213810
topkek
>>684214747
Nice repeats
am a sjw on tumblr
>>684212891
Your brother sucks dick better
Does this smell like chloroform?
>>684214935
/thread
Wake me up!
>>684212891
>5 word
its was just for boob.
>>684213395
First post best post.
people apparently can't count to five
>>684212891
'Please pick up the check'
>>684212891
Lets go to my place
>>684214722
in 5 words cunt. not with 5. being this pleb..
>>684215004
OP said ruin, you faggot.
>>684212891
baby aids isn't fatal anymore
I like rim jobs too
My mother is my aunt
Do you spit or swallow
The first words I ever said to my now wife are, "There is no way you're a girl"
I know it isn't 5 words or less, but I always thought it was funny.
Does your brother like threesome's
Ever heard of partial unbirthing?
>>684214722
Fine. I enjoy violent rape play.
Flaming homosexual.
let's shop for wedding rings
>>684212891
Well rev up those fryers...
>>684215359
Y did u say that anon
is that your daughter? sexy.
can I see your hymen
I fucked a nigger once.
Hitler did nothing wrong girl.
>>684215359
so she was that ugly and u married her
>>684215123
fuck off, you freaky faggot
>5
>>684215359
how funny, me too!
then I was like, "it's just you look so grown up in that dress"
Hi my name is Firedash!
how long is yer penus?
i use mayonnaise as lube
how drowsy are you feeling?
you smell better with chloroform
>>684215828
lold
>>684215488
Because she was the only female in a group of 18 people clearing trees for the pipeline in Alaska.
>>684215606
Wouldn't say ugly, but she isn't a model.
>>684215744
>she is a bbw otherkin and falls madly in love
you fail bruv
I am really into pegging.
>>684215783
>nigger get on my level
i used vaporub after i became used to hot sauce, i used to get insanely horny on drugs and did alot of perverted shit during that time.
Wanna meet my wife
>>684215828
Best in thread by far
Fuck off you whore bitch
"We're going fifty-fifty, right?" = her face = I:13
can i pop your zits?
Can I call you daddy
>>684212891
sorry your not going anywhere.
Are you on your period?
>>684215179
Ruin not start? Oops, mixed up my words again
>>684212891
can we have sex now ?
>I just shit my pants.
>>684212891
Still interested in hostile takeovers?
my fedora collection is vast
Candy bubblegum and damnit
>>684212891
So, are you a feminist?
>>684215123
not the same anon
in 5 words means the same thing as with 5 words
it would be "in 5 words or less" if that's what it was supposed to be
we should split the bill
Bring back slavery fuck niggers
>>684217174
you're supposed to be trying to fuck up the date, anon
How about a Cleveland Steamer?
I rode my bicycle here.
do you like to read?
>>684217231
she's a woman anon. And that means she's a hyper liberal piece of shit that thinks 'splitting the bill' means he's implying she isn't strong and independent enough to get it herself, but also that he's raping her by not offering to pay for the whole thing as reparations for the patriarchy and the wage gap.
I get dubs all day
"I currently have 3 kids"
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
Want to see me poop?
gas all of the kikes
Not my place, grandma's home.
Your makeup looks fucking horrible.
Fuck my penis and vagina.
>>684217588
lol my wife watches me poop all the time.
She will come into the bathroom if she thinks I am pooping just to talk.
>>684217467
damn... so what's the right answer?
you're paying for this right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPHtAHxB3iI
You looked prettier on tinder.
>>684213874
/thread
>>684216760
Mil-bro KEK
>>684216404
My boyfriend always says no to this :(
>>684214701
This would also work
>>684212891
I am poor and short
I have a Tumblr account
>>684212891
Can I pay with EBT?
>>684217695
Suicide is the only real answer anon.
>>684212891
I never tip the waitstaff
is aids a deal breaker?
>>684217513
bitches love kids tho
also stop baitposting your stupid youtube vids you suck
no way those are real
>>684217877
>she's a nigger
congrats, now she's impressed.
Can you pay this time?
>>684212891
I'm vegan and gluten intolerant.
I like you
>>684212891
I wanna get pregnant tonight!
I sure do love memes
>>684212891
Hi, my name is _____
Can you get the bill?
>>684212891
You're paying for this, right?
>>684212891
Sure, I can count to five
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Oh shit waddup
>>684212891
I like strong, independent women.
>>684212891
I am an MRA member
>>684212891
I think I have syphilis
hi my name is Lamar
>>684212891
Hi, you like my fedora?
>>684212891
I don't have a job
You've activated my trap card
>>684212891
I'm majoring in women's studies
>>684218600
Lol it's nra dumb nigger
desu desu desu desu desu
>>684213801
but kelvin starts at absolute zero, so it would just make the number larger...
>>684212891
dubs decides what I say
My name is Chris Hansen
Is our date over yet?
>>684212891
I fucked your mom
>>684218997
>implying
>men's rights activist
>>684212891
I love to fuck children
How are you getting home?
>>684219671
who doesnt?
I love anime and Bernie
No condoms, I'm a bugchaser
>>684212891
I like dating with dumbfucks
>>684215828
>>684217936
>>684216420
The rest suck
I think I love you.
I voted Obama in 2012
>>684220099
nice dubs but you're cancer
>>684219670
Sadly that would ruin a date.
MRAs are modern heroes.
if you're not one... you're either stupid or a cward
"Donald Trump has a point"
>>684213855
U kidding me? I'd fuck you in a heartbeat.
>>684212891
Wait! Dad is home, mom
>>684212891
My greatest hobby is bankrupting
>>684220394
>men's rights activist
>activist
So, being a pompous ass and inflicting your unsubstantiated opinions makes you a hero? Activism is shit, and it doesn't accomplish anything. If MRAs were anything but lazy basement-dwelling keyboard warriors, much like feminists before them, they would actually accomplish things. Like maybe lobby for meaningful legislation. But in they end, they just whine and complain.
Some feminist issues (and not many) are legitimate. Some MRA issues are legitimate. But the majority of all of it is bitching about feelings. And I don't give a fuck about anyone's feelings.
>>684215828
Bill Cosby?
>>684221077
more cancer wearing dubs
>>684212891
You're sitting in it now.
It's almost pass my bedtime.
my doctor says my haemorrhoids...
>>684221077
Is that you Anna? go suck off Philp again.
>>684220780
Intentional Cringe is still Cringe
I love eminem
>>684214583
Is it weird to say that I'd still fuck her?
I like tough bitches
"I'll just pop this here." You say as you place your hand on her knee.
>>684212891
Tears won't really help cunt.
I'm married to the sea
I am a horny furry
>>684220222
>>684212891
I'm anon, I love you
>>684212891
Can i gape your ass?
>>684212891
lets make america great again
>>684217681
You have a really strange wife dude.
What if she's just a scum fetishist ?
>>684212891
do you like vaping too?
im pregnant with black baby
please respond
please respond
please
>>684212891
Hitler didn't do anything wrong.
>>684223022
What's so bad about vaping ? (Well, maybe I don't get it because I don't need to vape).
So, do you like memes?
>>684223346
>vaping
you mean "mouth fedora"?
>>684223077
But you're a guy.
>>684219408
Looks like whoever made it never passed 7th grade science
I am your real father
>>684223433
Whatever you want to call it. So, will you answer my question?
>>684212891
Roofies didn't kick in yet?
>>684212891
I have a fart fetish
It's true :(
>>684223565
i was answering you rhetorically, as in "why is a fedora for losers"?
if you drew a Venn diagram of losers and fedora wearers, the later would largely be within the former. the same goes for vaping: most people who vape are losers
>>684212891
You haven't got a chance.
>>684212891
>i sleep with my sister
>>684212891
your kike nose is big
>>684223952
You say it like it's a wrong thing
do you like my fedora?
>>684223890
>>684212891
I fucked a dead hooker
Mom pass the salt please
>>684212891
what the fuck do you think this is kiddo? twitter?
GTFO with your cringe threads
>>684212891
can I smell your farts?
>>684224139
story?
>>684224139
wtf? at first i figured it was some liberal vegan faggotry, but not in germany
please dear gott tell me not in germany!
>>684224274
You don't know much about the current social climate in Germany, do you?
>>684224087
im not saying that, but it has ruined many dates
>>684212891
"Honey, I'm out of Mae!"
>>684224448
i know it's full of sand niggers. it's one of the few things that actually makes me sad... turks weren't that bad for the past several decades, but at least they're less sandniggery
And this is my fedora
>>684212891
Hey baby do you swallow?
>>684224609
I'm not talking about the immigrants. I'm talking about you implying that Germany doesn't have vegan tards. There are tons of hippies and vegans and SJWs in Germany. Have been for decades. Sort of a knee jerk reaction to Nazism.
>>684224975
that makes me sad too... i figured germany wouldn't deal with that kind of faggotry.
>>684223346
>>684221171
>feminists
>bitch that they have it so much harder than everyone else
>fabricate a patriarchy to explain oppression
>wage online battles to try to change the (first) world
>never look at reality objectively
>mras
>pretty much the same thing with the roles reversed
>>684225196
Thanks Merkel.
No matter how strong SJWs are, german government could easily say "gtfo" and stop letting sandniggers in, but it didn't.
>>684225342
Posting drake somehow is worse
>>684222994
No, thats just what women do. They know its one of very few chances for quiet and they like to spoil it while you can't leave.
>>684225669
I miss the days when the US helped Germany be the third best country in the world to serve as a bulwark against the USSR. Fucking Poland had to be free and ruin the balance of European power though
fuck Poland
>>684225196
kind of weird how you could know nothing of the last 60 years of Germany's history, but talk as if you know something essential about Germany.
>>684213734
Been there...
>>684225793
>>684217202
>>684217632
only good ones
>>684225920
sorry germanfag, i don't care about internal politics of germany, or mostly any non-US country. i only care about international politics
>>684212891
You must eat these eggs.
>>684212891
I have a 4chan account
>>684226172
is it a gold account?
>>684212891
you're hotter than my granddaughter!
>>684225907
Poland? What's wrong with it ?
>>684212891
"wanna see my fedora collection?"
Can I call you mommy?
>>684212891
i post on /b/ daily
Vote vote vote vote vote
http://poal.me/g0fnxc
Ever seen a prolapsed anus?
"I love you so much"
>>684213580
Underappreciated post
>>684212891
the holocaust isnt even real
>>684226129
> implying international politics doesn't heavily depend on every country's individual situation.
I post threads on /pol/
>>684212891
But I didn't come yet.
>>684212891
you are a big guy
I love My Little Pony
>>684225474
he wasn't serious, you dunce
of course MRAs are retarded
everyone knows this
stay cancer
>>684226516
>http://poal.me/g0fnxc
What a load of shit, Selena is way hotter. Fucking redditfags as usual.
>>684227206
Back to /r/shitredditsays you feminist cunt
>>684212891
all ah who ack bar
>>684226363
try reading the post
after WWII and the Soviet consolidation of power, Germany became an important geostrategic country, as the Soviet Union would likely attack through Poland into Germany in the event of war. Because of this, NATO (mainly the US) helped rebuild Germany after the war. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, and the independence of Poland, Russia no longer posed as significant of a thread with a trans-Polish invasion of Europe. In other words, the independence of Poland reduced the geostrategic importance of Germany
>>684226662
>implying Germany's internal politics mattered more than US-German relations on the strategic level
>>684214070
I believe you
poo poo icky stincky head
>>684212891
I have a boyfriend, sorry.
>>684227838
kek
>>684212891
how feminine is your penis?
>>684213801
Wow, you ruined the date and you and spreading retard as well.
>>684212891
Who doesn't like nigga penis?
I fucked your 9yo sister
i am poor as fuck
>>684227206
Make America great again, cunt.
You're a fucking white male!
>>684212891
I really like this picture
>>684213734
autistic cunt, these are 3 words
>>684228466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeN8saLI1IE
>>684228339
i thought Paul E Dangerously's phone was a lot bigger than that?
I only do receptive anal
>>684212891
Can you get the check?
nigger kike spic cracker fag
Trayvon Martin had it coming
>>684228853
>>684212891
I'd prefer you're younger brother.
>>684214583
she actually looks hot
>>684229050
good. I'd prefer you are older brother
>>684214393
nope.
>>684229076
only if she killed Finns and not Germans
>>684228995
>original/10
>>684229006
>truth/10
Only a stupid nigger would think Trayvon was innocent. I mean "how he gunna get his muney and shiet?"
I'm a full on rapist?
>>684227504
The independence of Poland is just a consequence of the USSR's collapse. You can't blame them.
i hate niggers,spics and crackers they are all sub human line em up to see the gradient filth they are, china will soon invade your country, you aint gonna do shit about it.
>>684229141
Yes. I'm equals I am. I am still a virgin. 1. I 2. am 3. still 4. a 5. virgin.
fam triggered yolo hella moist!
>>684229379
kisses and hugs count loser ur a cheating whore who preaches it around town stupid bitch
I love to support Trump
Damn, and that's your sister?
>>684229281
>implying Poland's independence movement/Solidarity didn't help precipitate the collapse of the USSR
also, Poland sucks. Poland has been the unwanted only child of Europe. Nobody likes Poland, but sometimes you give it gifts or take it to Disneyworld just to piss off your ex - to show her that you can do more for your kid than she can. You don't love Poland, you just give it free stuff to piss off other countries
>the existence of Poland, and all the territory it has, are a result of European wars
>Poland was re-created as a bulwark against Russia
>>684229805
It absolutely didn't.
I live in one of the post-soviet countries and I know what made the USSR collapse. Believe me, shit Poland, other east-europeand countries that weren't a part of the USSR had nothing to do with it.
