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SUP /B/ IM REALLY FUCKING COLD. WHATS THE BEST WAY TO WARM UP QUICK?

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SUP /B/ IM REALLY FUCKING COLD.

WHATS THE BEST WAY TO WARM UP QUICK?
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Run. They are coming for you.
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>>684419643
Make a fire op
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>>684419643
neuro surgury, just remove the part of your brain thats processing the cold, problem solved
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>>684419643
i was adviced by council that nuclear thermo explosions could also work
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>>684420057
>american education
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>>684419643
Put a fire in your belly. It usually takes a crane to get it out.
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Be Jewish
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>>684420214
this
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>>684419643

Hypothermia. Right before you die, everything warms up exponentially.
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Drink cloro
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>>684419643
besides like jackets and blankets, which im sure youre already aware of.. heating pads, hand warmers and alcohol all work wonders. where the fuck are you op? winter is over bro
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>>684419643
Put feet in bucket of warm water
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I like to put my hands in my genitals / armpits, feet in a girls cooch if they'll let me.

They're the warmest parts of the body.
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>>684420611
climb inside her and use her like a comfy place blanky
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>>684419643
Marijuana overdose.
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do what han solo did for luke on hoth
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>>684421338
Cut and climb into a bbw?
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>>684420479
Because the whole world is in the northern hemisphere
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>>684421414
kek
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>>684420479
Idk where op is, but I think winter is starting on south America and Australia.
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>>684421619
thats why i fucking asked dipshit. go shitpost to someone else
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>>684419643
Warm bath. Not too hot if you're really cold though.
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