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Does it look like I have a dick?
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I prefer if you do have one tho. You are very passable anyway.
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Yes
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>>767984175
Blatant
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not even trolling:
absolutely, lad.
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>>767984175
Yes. Most likely a small one, but yes.
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>>767984175
love your nails
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>>767984175
You might as well show off that Adam's Apple.
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Even with all the filters, yes
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>>767984175
Yeah, faggot
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>>767984175
Your jaw and face is manly. No amount of make up will change that. They say you look passable you dont. You look like a transvestite and cant fool anyone
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Post your dick
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>>767984175
Yeah.. would take it tho
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>>767984175
Drag queen eyebrows sorry. You need to try and look more natural
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>>767984175
it looks like you have 2
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>dem eyebrows
>Does it look like I have a dick?
It looks like your name is Spiros and your father's name is Stavros.
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>>767986481
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Yes. Only a faggot would find your manly ass attractive.
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>>767986547
im fuckin dying thanks anon

NUCLEAR KEK
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yes. now go away
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>>767984175
You are perfect
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Why people make thread and not show their butthole?
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>>767987919
Why cant you just like girl pussy?
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>>767987717
Fuck off whiteknight
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>>767987954
I do and I liked it for a long time, 20 yeras of pussy then i thought hey ladyboys are nice, let us pound
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>>767984175
You look like a drag queen
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>>767988065
Pussy
>wet
>tasty
>warm
>squishy

Assholes
>dry
>smell like shit
>too tight
>attached to a man
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>>767984175
Yes.
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>>767988175
you can do anal with girls too, also lube exists, also cleaning out the hole. Buttholes are fun to sex dont be prejduice
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>>767984175
No. But then again it is soooo shoop'd.
Dem eyes tho.
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>>767988223
Buttholes will NEVER compete with pussy
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>>767984175
Yes it does, and its fucking disgusting
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>>767988582
They are both good man, dont knock it till you try it.
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>>767988858
I had anal with a girl once with lube was still too tight and too dry.
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>>767984175
Get ur eyebrows done. And try not to look like a glazed over alien.

Honestly if you have to apply filters and ask it’s probably not to good on ur end
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>>767989019
More lube.
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>>767989019
You probably just got a limp dick and ur girl got a grainy sandpaper anus
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>>767984175
Christ. The only filter you didn't use is a coffee filter. Got more filters than Brita. You could use this picture to drink swamp water.
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>>767984175
Looooooooooool.

Yes sir.
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>>767989907
Lost
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>>767984175
Passable, hotter if you do.
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>>767984175
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>>767984175
Passable but yes, you can see it in the face shape. The way you have your lips slightly parted also doesn't look all that good. Maybe try slightly puckering them. Also I don't think light pink is your color, maybe go for a darker shade of lipstick.

The eye brows are too arched, you can clearly see where your natural eyebrow ridge is. You could make them thinner and follow more with your eyebrow ridge. I also notice some odd purple coloring on them, if your going to thicken them using makeup I suggest using a color that matches your hair color more.

You could use a bit more eyeshadow and eyeliner. I'd suggest a darker color. I'm not sure if its the lighting but your eyelashes look blue. If it's not the lighting I'd suggest black mascara.

Also you look dead inside. You need more expression.
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>>767986481
Lol this is the answer. Probably have some other faggots cock in your ass right now. Go kill yourself homo
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>>767984175
Dude if you even have to question it, don't bother.

If you really want to know, pull her pants down.

You fucking won't, you cuck.
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