pick a pill, anon
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pick a pill, anon
>>767985517
Power pill
True love pill is a close second
>>767985517
Easy, true love
>>767986156
Have a few frome a friendly anon who likes choice threads on /b
>>767986205
I'm going with the Power Pill, 'cause it'll enable me to do whatever I want.
>>767986223
>>767986278
>>767986300
>>767985517
Normie pill.
You think I like it here?
>>767986383
Always liked this one
>>767985517
genius, insanity can be mistaken for creativity, im sure ill be fine
>>767986440
>>767986491
>>767986613
Formthose who want to do a fuck ton of reading
>>767986643
>>767986678
>>767986694
>>767986724
>>767986746
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>>767986864
All out. Hope you anons have a good night.
>>767985517
easy. power pill and get friends to be happy like that
Bump
>>767986300
I need Pink. I live in daydreams, and fall asleep usually disappointed with myself.
>>767986278
Orange for an obvious source of money, and Blue for shenanigans and (maybe) a stable job that's outdoors.
>>767986383
>F
A solar-powered plasma jet-pack system installed into my back, all my wisdom teeth removed and waterproof, life-like cybernetic eyes.
>L
Only if I get to take things with me.
>>767985517
Immortal
>>767985517
cyanide.
didnt have to think about it.
>>767987023
sleep ability and $10 are OP as fuck
i'll take sleep
>>767987023
I bet you frequent /tg/. Either way, sleep well and thanks for the thread. The Fart choice, by the way.
>>767986491
FUCK YEAH, I'M ROLLIN' FOR SOME GOOD SHIT
I want the high pill. The only thing i worry about is not feeling pain. I would have to pay attention to make sure everything works well on my body.
>>767988440
>Only thirteen beads that last a day each
>Can't disperse usage time
Meh, I'll see what I can do with it if I'm also able to fly at hypersonic speeds.
>>767986694
>Elemental Control
>Sonic Speed
>Money
GET FUCKED
>>767986643
Had to spend some time on this one.
Between Brown and Yellow, the former is a lot more utilitarian. Brown, final answer. Also, ROLLIN'
>Perk 1
>Perk 3
>Perk 6
>>767988493
Or get a medical degree
Maybe a medfag buddy
>>767985517
Either normie pill or true love pill
>>767989409
I'm glad I can change my initial choice once in my lifetime. Very glad.
Literally always the immortal pill
>>767986491
roll
>>767989518
Yeah but the "feel good all the time" part is what sold me on it.
Genius pill. Gotta risk it to spread the meaning of life with my /b/ros so you can all finally kill yourselves
High pill
>>767986205
Cola, but not for the effect. Cola just tastes awesome.
>>767986223
Time travel, likely. Want to go and see how the 70s were.
>>767990355
Just waste away on drugs then...
>>767985517
Power pill is the best choice
If you controlled the elements you could buy some cheap land in the Desert nd use your powers to make it into an oasis
>>767986491
Bang
>>767985517
Immortal pill is stupid, 10x damage multiplayer to live forever (excluding death but it will be 10x more painful) not worth it. Power pill, very overpowered once you master it. shit a friend wants me to play csgo so i pretty much wont finish this
High pill for me I thinks.
>>767986205
Lemon lime or ramune seams the most useful. Cola would be best for taste.
Simple. Master pill
-make rich people slaves make them give you millions.
-enslave 10/10 hoes to make them suck you off
-become president
>>767986223
Time travel to abort myself.
>>767986278
Orange, the 50 a day would sort me out and allow me to do my own thing.
>>767985517
Where is my Brown pill that turns me into a Nigger?
>>767985517
Cyanide pill. Element pill on a good day
>>767986300
Grey I think? Author seemed to be having a stroke by the end sentence
>>767986383
K. Give me the fantasy world.
>>767986383
F
>angel wings on my back
>double neuron count in brain so that I may process info faster
>double muscle mass in legs so I can run and kick faster
Haven't seen a pill yet that helps me get dubs
>>767993156
No one but you should choose it.
>>767985517
>your existance is erased
that one, please. kthxbai
>>767985517
True love pill for sure
>>767985517
>existance
i see OP took the pill for not knowing how to spell. retard.
>>767986031
Ya power pill sounds fun
>>767986223
Immunity so I can cure my mom.
True love pill
>>767986491
Rolling stones
I'll take the genius pill. It's just like normal, but now I get to be the smartest person on the planet rather than having to content myself with insane delusions.
>>767986491
Rolling for the fucking Dio dagger.
>>767985517
Handsome
>>767999111
Holy Jesus. WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
>>767985517
None. Having my existence erased is like dying, but better since noone will mourn you.
>>767985517
https://youtu.be/7-uhrHo9uv0
>>767997395
cracker so OP it's not even fair to the other pills