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i'm the ugliest person in the world. ask me anything.

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i'm the ugliest person in the world. ask me anything.
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You look like everyone else, except me and the other chads. It's fine.
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lsd or mushrooms
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not ugliest in the world, move along.
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nigga u beautiful
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Which one would you rather get head from, OP?

Also you don't look bad at all my man. You have a very symmetrical face.
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>>767985845
isn't it about time that you anheroed you ugly incel robot?
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>>767985845
why are you so fugly?

have you ever had any pussy ?

ever sucked a cock?
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>>767985967
i've never had either, but lsd seems like the better bang-for-the-buck. i heard you get high from it 20 years later, talk about a bargain.
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>>767985980
except i am clearly the ugliest.
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>>767985845
I remember your frequent suicide claims. Nigga had me in tinychat always waiting.
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>>767986147
either one would be unimaginably nice for me
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>>767986153
yeah, there really is no reason why i haven't yet.
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>>767986986
explain yourself , why no ANHERO OP?????
>>767985845
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>>767986658
1. idk, i am pretty sure i'm one of those infants that would've been clubbed to death thousands of years ago

2. no, not a kiss. not a hug even.

3. no.
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>>767986986
tinychat?
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>>767987146
>>767987087
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>>767985845
/b/ro, I am missing half an ear and I look like a super spic and I get laid. get it together.
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>>767985845
No, you're not ugly at all, just need to lose the frown. Just google image search "ugliest" and objectively compare what you see to your picture. I'm kissless too, but I think it's mostly dependent on social skills (and girls having bad taste).
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You're just fat. I bet if you lost weight you'd look like a Chad
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>>767985845
Attitude is EVERYTHING! With the right attitude you can have sex with most women. I am not the best looking guy but I have excellent social skills. Learn to work a room. Women want to be at the center of attention. Be that center of attention. Or be buff. Or have money. You have to have the bait if you want to catch yourself some stinkfish.
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>>767987252
well, at least there is evidence that you're more attractive than me. doesn't say much but it's something.
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>>767987301
>girls having no taste

well i mean i can't change that none like me but does that mean their taste is wrong? i have to think no.
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>>767987492
that would be nice, but here is evidence that isn't true
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>>767988075
You look like you have no edge. Plain as fuck. Not a bad thing but most women are looking for someone with some flair or a look to them. Now don't go and become a wigger. You look like a nice guy.Now imagine yourself wearing a bandana and smoking cigarettes like a retard. Some retard of a woman is going to like your look. It's just the way women are wired.
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>>767987994
Well to me anyways it seems like there's an inverse correlation between intelligence and success with women. To me that points toward devolution. But anyways one concept I had to get over was the idea that girls either "like" or "don't like" people. They're basically undecided and you have to convince them through acting right and saying the right things. Of course guys who spend all their time socializing or parting rather than doing some useful work for society will have an edge at this.
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>>767985845
Where do you lice, OP?
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>>767988991
pacific north west
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>>767985845
Where do you live, OP? I want to report your future mass-shooter ass to the proper authorities.
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>>767985845
Try smiling faggot
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>>767989122
I logged your IP you fat nigga.
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>>767989122
You done goofed now. The cyberpolice will backtrace you!
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>>767989128
I'm not OP, but Fuck You. You assholes need to stop blaming guys when girls don't like them. It doesn't say anything bad about your character to be alone, and it especially doesn't mean they're malevolent. Don't you think people like this go through enough, you vile scum? Why don't you try walking a mile in our shoes? You have no idea what it's like to never even be able to kiss a girl year after year.
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>>767989673
Quit being a bitch! How do you expect someone to like you when you don't even like yourself? Be a MAN! Do the best with what you have and love yourself. Fuck your bitch ass ways! Look at him! He has GUNS!!!
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>>767985845
Do your mom and dad celebrate holidays with you and their family knowing they have the same parents?
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>>767985845
Nigga, why is you still posting here.
Fucking white people
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>>767989673
And for the record (lol) I have been celibate since 2013. When I left my second wife. But you place pussy above everything and that's just stupid.
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>>767989894
Like I said, I'm no OP. I do like myself, I am a man, and I do persevere and do my best. And I don't see any guns, I just see books in his picture. And even if he did, so what? That's his right. You sound like the whinny bitch to me.
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Not even close bruh, I'm an ugly ass orc compared to you, and i got me a gf, you'll be fine. Just stop being basement
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I'll post my ugly ass in a second, I don't save pics of myself for obvious reasons but I'll take a selfie to make you.feel better
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>>767990058
No I absolutely do not, but there's a big difference having never done something and having nothing to look back to. And it's not my problem if your sex drive is low.
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>>767990060
If he did not have guns he would have continued posting.
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>>767990227
i do not have guns, your post was just so moronic i didn't feel like validating it with a response.
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>>767990201
oh no, I gotta have it like a rabbit. But I don't need the stress.
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>>767985845
You're not ugly. You just need a better hair style and longer facial hair.
<< I think you'd look good with this hairstyle except with longer facial hair. Just make sure to keep the facial hair clean and neat. Make sure that it doesn't look uneven.

Also wash your hair better, it looks oily.

And also try not to look so sad.
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>>767990318
Bitch ass faggot!
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I found one on my fb
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>>767990398
Beat me
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>>767990318
You are an ugly montherfucker on the inside and it shows on the outside. And you are weak. Only a matter of time before you lash out at society for your shortcomings. Bitch
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fuk u nigga
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>>767990685
Now this motherfucker has problems. FUCK YOU!
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>>767990349
>>767990499
>>767990685
You guys realize this is the equivalent of mocking a homeless man for being poor.
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>>767985845
piss off you attention seeking faggot
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>>767991025
Nope. This guy needs a dose of reality. Other people have real issues like our poor friend in that pic. OP just needs to throw out the Cheeto's and chocolate. Fuck you nigga
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It obviously doesn't bother you too much you fat fuck. Maybe stop eating everything you see and exercise some. You'd be surprised how much different your head looks without 20lbs of fat.
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>>767991323
That pic wasn't taken just now, it's a meme and has been for a while. I don't know if he's fat, but if he is that's something he can work on. But a lot of it doesn't have to do with looks and you can be fit and good looking and still not have any girls like you.
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>>767985845

Why are you continually deluding yourself ?
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>>767985845
I'm not here to jerk off your grumpy muscle!
Shoo, you dumb person, Shoo!
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>>767991323
>dose of reality

How lucky we all are to have you shouting at strangers for us.

Why, if people would have tried shouting at strangers 2000 years ago, maybe Jesus would still be alive?
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You are a fucking 10 when compared to Brian peppers so quit your bitchin faggot.
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I cannot help myself, OP. I demand that you let me suck your penis, Right Now.
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>>767991668
You dumb fuck! That pic is old. This kid is just a fat fuck. I don't feel badly about something you can fix. That face on the other hand. Nothing is making that batter.
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OP is backwards Tinkerbell.
The more you believe in him, the faster he leaves.

Quickly, suck this man's dick!
It's the only way to stop him!
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>>767992048
>That pic is old.
That's what I said.

And encouraging weight loss is one thing, but calling the cops on someone because you think they'll be a mass shooter the moment they mention being lonely is completely uncalled for.
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>>767991879
Do you not see the self inflicted mental illness he "suffers" from?! There is nothing wrong with him. But you! Enabler! He wont accept anything other than to be mentally unfit
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>>767992256
The instant you identify as mentally unstable we have to take into account what sick people do and prevent mass killings. I am not joking.
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>>767992347
How can he feel unfit, when we all suck his dick?
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Gon' suck that dick, OP. Better watch out.
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>>767985845
would you consider hooking up with a fat chick because theres a girl in Cali who will fuck anyone who shows her attention... shes just kinda fat.
her discord is Cherry Bawble#9829
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>>767992450
You seem way more mentally unstable than him! You want to throw everyone with a grievance or anything that makes them sad in a prison cell? Are you the thought police? It's not like this guy is hearing voices in his head telling him to kill people or even advocating for any kind of violence. The way to prevent violence is by making sure good people are armed, because mass shootings are actually exceedingly rare for the population and compared to other causes of fatality such as traffic accidents, and there's no way to accurately predict them, you fascist who wants to lock away everyone who doesn't have a gf.
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When did you first realize you wanted to kill yourself
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>>767992666
checked
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You look sad, but that's not permanent. You have traditionally handsome facial structure, you just need self confidence to own it, let go of your anger/sadness and relearn to enjoy life and you'll look 100% better
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>>767992666
Bismillah. Begone demon.
The lord checks your trips.
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>>767992450
Not sure if troll
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>>767992733
Terrible straw man argument. This guy is showing obvious signs of mental instability. Are we supposed to ignore this?
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>>767987252
Tito? Is that you faggot?
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>>767992858
Probably is, although it's hard to tell with such stupidity these days.

>>767992900
The only signs I see are of possible depression and lack of self confidence. You want to lock away everyone with either of those? You're literally more crazy than anyone you're worried about.
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>>767992858
What do we do with the savage animal that is the Nigger? We identify them and watch them closely because of their mental instability and propensity for violence. Why can't we do the same for these mentally unstable crybabbies? Who do you believe he has a problem with ? The guy's who get the girl's. He is an angry mentally unstable person who is unwilling to accept reality.
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>>767992900
You're showing signs of mental instability
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>>767992666
I'm onto you, Satan.
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>>767993176
I am the most coherent person involved in this conversation my young friend.
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okay i give up. quit bumping this thread.
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>>767993305
What an echo chamber your mind must be
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>>767985845

When you pass people in the grocery store they arent thinking "boy he ugly"

Theyre thinking "the fuck else was it i needed to get"
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>>767993312
fuck you nigga
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>>767993312
Not till I suck that big ol' dick of yours, OP.
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>>767985845
You again? It's been years of your faggot face here. Nobody cares about how ugly you are, kys you queerlord.
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Lose some weight, and smile and you could actually bare a resemblance to Justin Timberlake
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>>767993685
True
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Also you have all your hair which is good
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>>767993635
Kill me yourself you fucking pussy
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You look absolutely normal. No need to worry about your looks. If you cant get past your looks enough to live a normal life, you should visit a therapist. It can really be helpful.
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>>767988075
You look totally average
To become chad you must exercise
Fat effects facial structure

Here is proof even you could look good
The guy in this pic starts looking like a fat Mexican
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>>767990685
That nigga creepy as fuck
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>>767994826
wtf they look like father and son
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>>767985845
You look like crackhead Edition of Justin timberlake
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ur whining ass is whats ugly. stop bagging on urself, actually follow the advice people on here give u n gtfo. learn some fuckin confidence mate.
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