Scott Pilgrim sets expectations for weeboos like me unrealistically high.
ITT: We discuss what kind of girl Scott Pilgrim could really get.
>>674369001
>>674369001
Ironically, Michael Cera's real life girlfriend looked exactly like Knives Chao, only uglier.
>>674369001
scott pilgrim would fail early in life, and often, and wind up convincing himself he's transgender, transition, still be miserable, figure out he will never be happy, and then kill himself
you probably will too
>>674369147
She's also more talented then him.
Read the box, faggot.
It's a game changer.
Weeboos and losers can now get hot girls...
... for a brief while...
... until they change their minds for no reason...
... or randomly disappear for no reason.
In fact, that's how pretty much all my relationships have been:
>Find a hot girl that doesn't turn me down.
>Date her for a while.
>Date her serious for a while.
>Occasionally talk about moving in together or getting married or dating steadily.
>She suddenly stops all contact and disappears.
Just like in the movie.
I think Scott Pilgrim kind of opened a window into my life somehow.
Maybe it did for others too.
I'm 32 years old. Currently dating a 54 year old. Best I can get.
her?
maybe?
>>674369728
egg?
>>674369001
>she's totally nuts, treats him like shit for a while and he has to defeat 7 ex's to even properly be with her
>he's actually kinda a womanising asshole in the books (referenced a bit in movie too "that time holly? That time with Jessica?" Etc) he also has the ability to totally destroy people in fights, annnnd his band is kinda good.
I don't think it sets unrealistic expectations at all. If anything it's you being unrealistic about yourself.
Also
>it's a fucking graphic novel
>>674370056
It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.
>>674369001
They're both ugly so I guess you can get an ugly gf too..
>>674370145
>it's a fucking graphic novel
wat
Dude, what about...
>It's also an old school video game
?
Dude, anyone can make good music or be in a good sounding band. Seriously, I have like 15 friends in all age groups who have a band. And they all sound professional and good in their own genres. There's just no money in it anymore.
I'm an ugly dude also. maybe 4/10, and I can also be called a womanizing asshole. All I do is hit up women to date. And every now and then they accept. The difficulty is keeping a hot gf. Every ugly dude will find at least 1 gf that he feels is out of his league in his lifetime. He'll be "what she needs right now." To quote Scott Pilgrim. Women may need money, stability, or a nice guy for a moment. But then they come to their senses and want a real man who is as attractive as her.
>>674369001
I only liked the movie because of the ending they filmed where he turns down the hipster bitch for the Chinese girl
The thing that you guys don't get is that Scott has a pretty cool personality and has a cute shyness what attracts girls.
Every chick I watched this movie with started blushing due to his cuteness
>>674370699
Wait, what?
At the end, he goes after Ramona.
The Chinese girl backs off.
I liked it for THAT ending.
>>674370699
Did you even watch the movie?
Like what the fuck are you even talking about? He does go after Ramona.
>>674370771
What the fuck...
I remember when I was that shy... and yeah. I had some horny girls coming after me.
But now that I'm confident, I get 7 times more pussy.
It's all in the numbers. Ask out 20 girls and you'll end up fucking at least 1 or 2 if you're an ugly dude like me (4/10). If you're more attractive, you might even fuck 1 in 10.
>>674370991
shyness is cute when you are somewhat good looking. It's not even the shyness, it's his dorkyness caused by the shyness
>>674369001
I think michael cera's hot, he could get a better girl then I could, So I dont think what he had in the film was unrealistic.
>>674370699
That's the alternate non-canon ending
>>674370584
It is?
It's not? That game is fairly new
All I'm saying is the General weeb from /b/ probably doesn't play music or have a band.
And asking out tons of fatties until one accepts isn't womanising you mong lmao. Scott gets hotties after him throughout all the books. It's assumed he's a good looking dude and somewhat endearing. Which the average weeb isn't either.
>>674370771
Problem is that it doesn't translate to real life as well
Once again though, it's a damn graphic novel written for introverted guys who play games and shit. It's popular because it's relatable and because we wish we could emulate Scott.
>>674370991
>ugly, 4/10
>fuck 2 out of 20
>if more attractive?
>fuck 1 out of 10
Kek
>>674369586
God damn anon.
>>674369001
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