Hey /b/ how effective is it to jump from a cliff to suicide?
tried to once, didn't work. 0/7
>>674374102
If you need to question the cliffs effectiveness you probably shouldn't do it. This Russian cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov landed in his capsule without a parachute and survived, just keep that in mind.
>>674374102
Fucking frank Sinatra died! !
>>674375258
wait not this guy
>this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_5
head first should be pretty effective
You're better off with beheading yourself via train.
>>674375958
I know an engineer who was a conductor for like 15 years. Trains are not as efficient as you think they are. A lot of people just get mangled.
>>674376211
uhhh. That'll happen if you put your neck on the rail?
>>674376539
Yep. Can't ever trust those trains.
>>674376539
You forget they are designed to push shit out of the way of the train. How do you think you are going to get under the train in the first place?
>>674376643
Looks like the result of someone pussing out at the last second. Can't ever trust those niggers.
>>674376842
Is that a trick question?
>>674374102
Go to your local public pool and practice your swan dive. If you get good enough, it'll hardly matter how high of a cliff your diving from.
>>674374102
Seriously though, if you're actually thinking about committing suicide, just lower your standards firsts. Life isn't that bad.. unless you're terminally ill.. then have at it.
>>674374102
Very, do it.
