This cop walks up to your window...
"Sir, are you under the influence of anything of the sort?"
(Your Reaction)
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?
>>674394304
>>674394304
I'm under the influence of those pheromones that you are throwing off right now.
>>674394304
Fuck you, Judge!
>>674394304
These are my dubs and you can have them over my cold dead body
I breathe memes
>>674394304
>under the influence of anything of the sort
>anything of the sort
>of the sort
>>674394304
SEXYANALGAPEFARTINGPARTSIX, OFFICER
>>674394304
ARREST ME! I'M RIGHT HERE!
>mfw
An alcohol
>>674394668
>>674394304
Fart and cupcake him.
>Ayy lmao
>>674394304
>under the influence of anything of the sort?"
>anything of the sort?"
"Officer, do you know you speak like a 12 year old weabo loser on 4Chan who can barely form a sentence?"
>>674394304
I cried during my DUI.
>>674394304
When I am pulled over, I turn the cab lights of my pickup on, then leave my white hands on the top of the steering wheel and wait for the officer to approach.
When he approaches the window, and appears not to be threatened, I roll my window halfway down with the ease of a working electric window button, then ask "Can I help you officer?"
Strangely, I've never been asked that question, but if I was for some crazy reason, I'd just give a flatfuck. "no"
I've been pulled over three times in my life. The first two were when I drove a nigger car. The latest one was I was driving my friends truck and he had a warrant out for his arrest 'cause he too dumb to show up to court.
Ayy lmaooo
>>674395278
>>674394304
"As required by state law, I am informing you that I possess a North Carolina Concealed Handgun Permit, and am, in fact, currently in possession of a handgun concealed on my person."
>>674394304
"Of what sort, Officer? Oooh EEE ah ah ah ting-tang walla walla bing bang!" I'd say, then stomp down on the gas pedal. My Economy mode volvo would have the engine off but it would start right up again because the key was still in the on position and I was just stopped.
>>674395568
>>674395583
STOP RESISTING!
>>674395303
eat your school stay in drugs and dont do vegetables
>>674395775
You have to inform them. They're not going to beat you for it.
>>674395568
Don't do this.
Don't ever do this.
Just hand over your CCW permit with your dirver's license. Jumpy young cops often hear the word 'gun' and freak out.
>>674395891
ARE YOU THREATENING ME? STOP RESISTING!
>>674394304
'Mah Ammendments!'
>>674396285
ZAMBOLINCOOOOOOOOOO
>>674395938
>I call my weed 'the quran' because the burning that shit gets you stoned.
>>674396667
Weed? STOP RESISTING!
>>674396667
kek, should meme this shit
Yea, under the influence of mad GETs
Yes mighty officer. I jerked off this morning and swallowed it all. So that's about 3 quartz of man juice. Yes mighty sir. I am.
>>674394304
"What influence?"
>>674397174
YOUR ONE OF DEM FAGGOTS ARENT YA? STOP RESISTING!
>>674394304
"Im under the influence of donut pig breath at this moment...sir.
>>674397392
STOP POSTING THAT LAME SHIT.
>>674397453
Is that a threat? Have some pixelated porn!
>baked beans
All these people and you gotta pull over me and my dubs
>>674394304
The under the influence of your manly moustache!
>>674398068
>Me and my dubs
>Doesn't have dubs
Fuck you.
Tip first questions later
>>674394304
>>674394304
Nothing but caffeine and nicotine, sir. Any particular reason you ask?
