/b/ I might have got my girlfriend pregnant and we definitely are not ready for a kid. The fuck do I do, we're too poor for abortion and I doubt the morning after pill will work. Send help please.
Use hanger.
>>674406873
If you're too poor for abortion, then you are too poor for sex, fam.
>>674406873
You think you're too poor for an abortion, try raising a kid for 18 years.
Just borrow the money and get the abortion. I mean, what, it's like $400 or something?
Take of Vitamin C, get big 500mg pills. This is gonna sound weird but.. get asparagus and purt like 6 up her vagina and let them sit in there for awhile. (look it up) .
I've actually done this and it worked, a little subtle homeade abortion.
Obviously you are too poor for a condom..try vitamin c, and LOTS
Might have to do a runner bro... or kill her
>>674407293
double this. Had a one-night stand with a girl in my old high school, and we did this and it worked.
A swift kick in the uterus and a nice push down the stairs
>>674407005
Use hanger.
>>674406873
Morning after pill is like 80 bucks bro kill yourself
Falcon punch
>>674407272
It's $400 bucks? That's easily doable
I'm in the same exact boat, got the gf pregnant and struggling to be able to afford this abortion but don't want the first trimester deadline, then we'll be real fucked.
Maybe try and get a credit card? Does planned parenthood make you pay up front or give you a bill?
>>674407293
Provoke a period when you are due, it can even work if you are a bit late. You can do this by using Vitamin C. Take 12 grams of ascorbic acid - Vitamin C a day until bleeding commences. Specifically use ascorbic acid. Do not use vitamin C with bioflaviniods or has Rose-hips in it. Look for the cheap generic brands, they are usually the ones that have pure ascorbic acid. Doses consisting of 1,000mg every two hours are most common.
The vitamin C -ascorbic acid- works to produce an unfavorable climate within the uterus so that the egg does not implant, or cannot maintain its grip on the uterine wall by stimulating estrogen, and possibly interfering with progesterone.
>>674407540
Planned parenthood will do everything in their power to keep this man - child from reproducing.
>>674406873
> Too poor
No more questions, your Honour.
"freedom" in america...
you know I really feel sorry for you lot. Sincerely, sorry, that you've been abused by politicians and god-botherers so long like that.
but honestly, the only solution is to get the money - borrow, get a loan, whatever it takes. and use fucking condoms and or the pill from now on, you muppets. .
Do not do the "stuff X up" her route. get a proper doctor to do it, not some home-made back-door abortion shit. You do not want to have her bleeding out, with horrific infection, or worse.
>>674406873
hahahahahahahahaha haha ha
