Ever gotten someone to kill themselves?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ever gotten someone to kill themselves?
Kys faggot.
Did it work?
No, but I have a couple people in mind that I'd love to see die.
>>674487349
>dat ketchup
>>674487349
crossways is for attention
lengthways is for death
WYWI?
I pretty much killed myself a bunch of times, was fun. I recommend for all the keks out there
Not a lot of people posting here, but i actually have. If you guys want I can greentext
>>674489859
Op here, and that pic ain't me
And a greentext would kick ass
No but I want to kill myself nows your chance to make someone
>>674489859
Fucking do it
If the internet wasn't for porn, it would be for this exclusively.
Love,
The Illuminati
Get well soon pupper
i have probably led to the deaths of hundreds of ppl to be honest. Im a heroin addict and alot of ppl looked up to me and my band. unfortunately alot of kids are too dumb to do a test shot with new dope. Its not the drug dealers fault... these kids are stupid.
if they were smart they would get on methadone like me so that you cannot possibly die of a heroin overdose.
methadone will save you.
it has saved me a couple times from fent dope
>>674490171
Hopefully more people will join the thread but I'll just start anyway.
>be me
>17, antisocial beta high school senior
>have alpha black friend
>always goes to parties and bangs random chicks
>am virgin
>one night, blackbro and I go to a party
>idrive.autism
>get there
>not too lit maybe like ten people in total
>mostly girls, but three are in committed relationships and one is a lesbian
>blackbro naturally goes for the hottest single
>one of the girls takes a liking to me
>only like a 5, but a solid 9 with drunk goggles
cont?
>>674490518
Lol fuckin white people
close one time but i was younger and less angry so i talked her out of it
>>674487349
Does myself count op?
I did. My best friend told me that I was the only reason he hadn't killed himself yet. He told me that he was miserable and didn't have any Will to live. I essentially told him that I shouldn't stand in his way so he ended up hanging himself the next night with a note that read: "thanks for getting me through" this was 4 years ago, and I am currently sitting on the chair that I'm going to kick out from under My self in a few short minutes. See you in hell /b/ro
>>674491240
Continue mate. I may share a story myself.
I did. I don't have proof anymore, except for the chat itself.
> Be me
> Be 17
> Hate anything past the regular lgbt
> join #Asexuals on kik to fuck with them
> pm the admin
> tell her depressing stuff
> "I hate myself im asexual and the world doesnt believe me" etc
> flipcard.jpg
> tell her "or, I would, if I was a flaming faggot"
> insulting comments
> she never responds, nor reads them after a few minutes
> have my posse of niggerinos invade chat
> no one was ever kicked
> ???
Profit
>>674492052
Kek'd
Nah but I walked in on my friend cutting his wrist, just turned 180 and left without helping or saying anything. He was fine though so whatever
>>674492052
3edgy5me
A part of me wants to say do it. A part of me wants to say don't do it. A part of me wants to give you the world is your oyster speech.
>>674487349
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/ltcorbis
>>674491240
fuck it continuing because I've never told this story before
>really hit it off with drunk girl
>start getting handsy
>her best friend, who is hosting the party, informs me she has a boyfriend of two years
>go into bedroom with her anyways
>she's drunk as fuck, but still having second thoughts
>"but...but I love my boyfriend anon"
>rub her clitoris, her objections subside
>start fucking her
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>suddenly, her best friend bursts in
>she's pissed, makes us stop
>didn't even cum
>feelsbadman.jpg
>jerk of in party hosts basement
cont?
>>674492822
Go on
>>674492822
You piqued my curiosity
>>674492822
Supporting ya from the beginning /b/ro.
>>674490743
>>674492822
Continue motherfucker
>>674492822
>next morning
>me and blackbro leave before drunkgirl wakes up
>never touched a girl before, so consider last night a success
>few days later
>some girls at school mad at me for sleeping with a girl in a relationship
>notmyfaultshedoesntloveherbf.jpg
>start calling me a rapist
>as a sign of goodwill, apologize to her over facebook
>apology accepted, girls satisfied
>i'm not tho
>think its bullshit this whore gets a free pass for cheating while I take the heat
>decide to contact her boyfriend
>>674493739
Keep it going /b/ro
>>674493739
>confess to doing nasties with his gf
>tell him she came on to me and I didn't know she had a bf
>cuck is not too bright
>believes me
>he's more pissed at her than he is at me
>nefariousness reaches Frank Underwood levels
>tell him she said she cheat before
>thatsalie.jpg
>hes livid
>at her, not me
>asks me to never talk to her again
>say I understand and reiterate how very sorry I am
>he believes me
>now play the waiting game
>>674494954
MORE MORE MORE FAGGOT I dEMAND IT
>>674494954
Continue
>>674494954
Moar anon
>>674494954
>>674494954
>two days later
>receive message from drunk girl
>she's not happy
>cuck broke it off with her
>tell her I felt to guilty not to tell him
>she calls me
>explains between sobs that I ruined her life
>because of her high school bf
>explain this fallacy to her
>says she has no one left
>mother died at a young age, father is distant
>says cuck was her only reason for her to live
>she planned out their marriage and everything
"Then why did you cheat"
>she only responds with a barrage of sobs
>satisfied, I hang up
>she continues to message me telling me what a horrible person I am
>this lasts for a month
>one day, stalk cuck's facebook out of boredom
>already has a new gf
>seems happy
>drunk whore messages me again
>says she wants me to come over
>>674496236
>>674487349
>mah fucking pixels
Look as legit as a cucumber for the snowmans nose
>No time stamp
try harder faggot
I Have a full doxxing of someone i want to kill themselves. anyone wanna have some fun? i have address phone number ip address isp osp usernames everything really
>>674496509
>>674496509
NYPA Faggot
Someone post a webm of them slitting their wrists for me please
>>674496509
Phone Number
Hers: five 4 zero 3 one eight three six 3 one
4 times
>>674496807
nothing about personal army. just wanted to know if anyone wanted to have fun with some bitch
>>674496751
can someone please tell me who this guy is? I see him all over but I have never figured it out
>>674487349
Cut my life into pieces this is my last FAGGOT
>>674497041
Ethan bradberry
>>674496871
5069 Lewiston Rd Bumpass VA 23024
>>674497151
Nice try you fucking bradberry
>>674496861
>>674487349
A 13yo german girl i met at a depression forum.
>>674497411
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>674496509
Skype: mtndewqueen23024
Kik: blackbrokenteardrops
Name is Amber Edenton
>>674496308
>go over to her house, jumping at the chance of free pussy
>knock knock
>no answer
>twist the knob, unlocked
>open the door
>walk inside
>see her on the couch
>she looks terrible
>no makeup, red eyes from crying, bags underneath from lack of sleep
>smells like she hasn't showered in a while either
>boner subsides
>ask what she wants
>an apology for ruining her relationship
>laugh
>tell her she did that herself
>breaks down, says her life has no meaning
"then end it"
>she goes silent, a vacant look dawns on her face
>go to her parents liqueur cabinet and grab a bottle of Jack Daniels
>take one last look at her before she leaves
>she looks up at me
>do the finger gun thing at her and leave
anyone still reading?
>>674496308
>>explains between sobs that I ruined her life
bitch should've cheated then, what is wrong with women and this victim complex
>>674497888
Keep going
>>674497888
yeh
>>674497888
Oh yeah.
>>674497888
keep goign faggot
>>674497888
Yeah finish your story
>>674498013
should'nt of*
>>674490772
illaminuti conformed
>>674497888
Cont.
>>674495315
WHO IS THE GIRL GETTING EATEN OUT
>>674497888
About to cum
>>674497609
thats not him THIS IS ANNOYING ME SO MUCH
>>674498338
>About to cum
>>674498375
These guys are assholes, his name is jeff.
>>674497888
Trips confirms must finish story with the quickness
>>674498664
i h8 u
>>674497888
Finish your story so I can cum
>>674497888
well don't stop now
>>674498432
>filename
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674497888
Anon goes back inside apologizes they fuck and then get married the end
>>674499007
>>674497888
Can we all just appreciate the fact that this is very realistic and actually could have happened, jesus christ bitches be crazy.
>>674497888
>goes into garage
>sees hers and she tells me i need 'bout tree fiddy
>what do i know it was the locness monster
>and i said git monster i don't got no tree fiddy
>>674499007
You know what that picture needs?
Minions
>>674497888
>two days later
>facebook feed blows up
>the whore an hero'd
>literally hundreds of posts by people claiming to be her friends, but were absent in her life during her time of need
>chuckle at the irony
>feel strangely numb about the whole scenario
>school holds an assembly so they can pretend to care about teen suicide for a while
>learn the date and time of the memorial service
>lots of people there, even some who I distinctly remember saying hate her
>hang back, don't draw attention to myself
>scan the crowd
>see cuck with his girlfriend
>he's sad
>she's texting
>our eyes meet
>never met him in person, but we recognize each other
>do the little finger gun thing to my head
>his blank gaze turns to a scowl
>he does nothing, I walk off
>>674498787
They call him 'Bell'
They call him 'Stacey'
They call him 'her'
They call him 'Jane'
>>674499521
>>674499555
aw shit trips don't lie
>>674499555
Trips confirms this thread needs more minions
>>674499634
Liar, i'm the guy from those pictures, that's not my name.
That's not my name.
>>674499625
savage
When I was in middle school I was homeschool'd so when I had no irl friends and played xbox alot with some people online. Eventually one of the girls that id play with told me she liked me. At the time I wasn't interested in having an online gf and another girl had made me really untrusting so I declined. She gave me her facebook and told me to look at her so I could change my mind. When I looked her up she was pretty average with big tits but I still declined. She was convinced it was because she was ugly and neither I nor anybody had heard from after I talked to her. A little while later her brother messaged all of us saying she killed herself and I felt bad for a little bit. Not super crazy of a story but felt it was something I had.
>>674497437
Thank you, ANOTHER ONE!
>>674499737
i know what you are doing
>>674499625
Well played anon. Good story.
>>674499625
You are one badass motherfucker
>>674500000
checkd
Don't know, you guys decide.
>live in a very rural area, in the middle of woods. >Hardly anyone drives down the road I live on.
>Lots of blind corners on this road
>Park car in bad spot on one of these corners because assumed nobody would drive past
>Non-local person is driving pretty fast round bend
>No speed limit here because nobody drives here but if there was, it would be a 20mph zone. Technically the guy wasn't speeding
>Swerves to avoid my car
>Hits tree
>Dead on impact
Kind of my fault, I shouldn't have parked there. On the other hand, it was also an accident.
I have, unpurposefully over the internet several years ago... She became too overly dependent on me, one day we fought and she didn't ever come back. Still haunts me to this day. I need help
>>674499625
do you have any nudes?
>>674499887
All I got. Sorry /b/ro
>>674500000
o fuck
>>674499625
last 4 sentences
you ruined the story bro
>>674500000
DAYMN SON.
Chekt.
>>674500227
nah she hated me
>>674500000
inb4 shitstorm
>>674500000
NOW YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHO IT IS
>quints of truth
>>674496751
>>674500000
sheeeiiit
>>674500000
>00000
>>674500500
>>674500499
>>674500488
this is now a get thread
>>674500497
My name is Earl.
>>674500213
You should forget about it. Most likely they just went on with their own life. Most people who talk about suicide don't go through with it
>>674500592
Dik suk chek em
>>674500500
for some reason i am impressed with 500500
>>674500707
same here
I fit my snare drum in my underwear today
>>674500632
Ok, I'll try. Thanks anon
>>674500240
Was it you? i fucking love that kinda shit
check my 7
>>674500613
please just tell me who it is
>>674500068
>>674500133
>>674499836
thank you thank you. This actually started a hobby of manipulation, ruining lives and generally being a dick. This one was the most extreme but I have a couple other stories if you guys are interested
>>674500000
>00000 Dear god
>>674487349
Whenever I find a suicide thread, my process of escalation goes
find out whats going on > recommend seeing a therapist > offer advice on how to deal with their problems without suicide > if all else fails, tell them how to do it without unnecessary suffering
Of course, when I was suicidal all I ever got was "do it faggot" and "attention whore". Even decided to do it a couple times, always pussied out just before the point of no return.
>>674500500
>500500
>>674500888
NICEEEEEE
5
>>674500000
>>674500844
Nah found it in a thread a long time ago. I have depression and anxiety but I'm not an attention seeking whore
>>674500888
ask for 88, gets 888
>>674499625
i know this is bait, but fuck.
the fact that edgy 4chan fags think OP is in the right and the girl is a whore need to take a fucking look at themselves. the girl was drunk and pretty much got raped, you ruined her life and encouraged her suicide. literally if youre that much of a faggot you should end your life.
>>674500920
Share moar
>>674500853
Ok fine, it's tika tika Slim shady.
>>674500955
this thread is blessed
>>674500888
almost, thats ok though because 11
>>674501022
fuckign checkd
>>674501022
damnnn
>>674500888
>>674501122
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME
>>674501122
>>674500955
>>674501050
not rape i was drunk too
>>674499555
Here trips this is for you
>>674501122
wew
>>674491164
> methadone
enjoy your crippling withdrawl when god-emperor trump shuts down all the clinics
I nearly forgot my story.
>about half a year ago
>met a girl on a dating app
>she was a bit far, but we started dating
>going into the relationship I didn't realize how unstable she was
>she starts telling me she loves me pretty early in the relationship
>met her once for a date at the theater
>couple months pass by, I'm high and drunk most of the time I'm talking to her
>I decide I'm just not satisfied with a long distance relationship, so I tell her I wanna break it off...
check out my singles
let me check'em
>>674500000
Quints...My god..i never tought I live the day
>>674500982
Same here, i also got both of them on some pills but i dont come on /b/ to show off how suicidal i am
>>674501262
Did somebody summon me?
>>674501324
>>674501070
you dont even know who it is do you
>>674501050
Good job anon I thought you were serious for a moment there. 9/10 troll
>>674501369
the content of the quints is usable in this current situation
Almost... 2 different girls.
But they did try to commit suicide.
I feel no shame
>>674501320
Will never happen, it's makes too much money. The usa grows the opium overseas, sells it back to us, jails us for using it, then ends up with alifetime methadone patient. No way in hell will they fuck that up.
>>674500888
how the fuck tho
>>674501369
one time i got
>>667777777
>>674501403
I do but it's a secret, not telling nu uh
>>674500939
Whenever I find a suicide thread, my process of escalation goes
hey that's prettty good> post moar > i want to lick the blood from your cuts > i want to cut you open and cum on your lungs
>>674501379
yes i need these images post more!
Need a suicide threat with webm's
>>674501022
I didnt ask for 88, i demanded 88
just like i demand 11
Singles get
>>674501578
>>674501551
you definitely dont though
>>674487349
Idk the faggots here never deliver, it stays a mystery.
>>674501373
I've been trying to get some sort of meds for a while but in don't have the time for it. It fucking blows man
TRIGET
don't forget boys and cucks
horizontal cutting for ending your life
vertical cutting for attention
>>674501658
new memes for old ones keep it up fam
>>674501533
Nice did you write the script yourself and if so what language do you write it in? :)
This post will be deleted in about a few minutes, but until then reply like it's the most horrid thing you ever seen. Go
>>674501878
nice reverse fore fam
>>674501050
Anon may not have said he got drunk, but he did say he had the beer goggle effect. That would mean that he drank enough alcohol to induce mental impairment. God damn anon you're fucking retarded. Actually read the greentext before you make yourself sounds like an immature pissy sjw you fucking faggot. Now do us all a favor and go be a cuck somewhere else
>>674501796
Other way round feggit and it's down the road for an hero or across the rod for attention
>>674501262
>>674501379
>>674501578
>>674501658
just give up
>>674496422
You must be a newfag. That's a viral pic of some chick who put ketchup on her arm and said she was curing. OP clarified that even (minus the backstory) and said that wasn't his pic. Go back to 9gag. Or even better, as relevant to thread, kys.
wew lad
>>674502017
>>674501062
very well
>be me
>freshman in college
>don't socialize much
>keep to my studies
>see a one year anniversary post of drunk whore's suicide
>remember fondly
>feel a lust for the power I felt during the ordeal
>hit up blackbro
>we go to different colleges, but only live a couple hours away
>go to party with him
>this ones a lot more crowded
>spot my target
>nerdy girl, maybe 6.5 if you're into that
>strike up conversation
cont?
No, but I'm currently trying to get my best friend through hard times. He also told me that I'm one of the people that kept him from killing himself
>>674502088
nice dubs fampai
>>674502070
Thanks family
>>674501321
>she spirals into a deep depression
>next day she texts to me while she was getting drunk
>says she feels tipsy and falls down a staircase
>still texting me saying she was gonna pass out
>really overdramatizes, I'm pretty skeptical at this point
>eventually stops texting me after saying she hit her head on the fall and was bleeding pretty hard
>I figure she was just doing it for my attention(still believe), so I block her for the next few days.
>I unblock her the third day...
>>674500000
>>674502017
ayyy
>>674502017
??
http://strawpoll.me/7111513/r
If this post is dubs I will end my life tonight and stream it.
My fried apperently beeb depressed for years now and a few weeks back when he got drunk he said that I'm one of the only ones that helps him not be an hero. I don't know what to do man. He just ruins my fucking mode everytime, but he reapply tries to act like everything is cool.
>>674500000
fuckin checked
>>674501726
Canadafag i get free health care and meds
>>674502170
Yeah man keep going but I'm about to pass out so hurry up with the story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qEvoMaxmLY
F1RE_DR0P did that
>>674502587
Americunt here
>>674501490
Trump has no sponsors to answer to. He will do whatever the fuck he wants with impunity, for better or worse.
he has as many fucks to give as pic related
>>674502699
wew
>>674502791
>>674502529
>My fried apperently beeb depressed
>ruins my fucking mode
>he reapply tries to act like everything is cool.
>>674502791
Hell do whatever makes money.
>>674502895
Sorry I'm drunk as fuck and my phone autocorrect does not help.
>>674501557
>>674502801
Don't, if you say wew three times something always happens.
>>674502170
>turns out she's a super smart sophomore
>4.0 gpa
>planning on med school
>after a few more shots ask her to come upstairs with me
>start making out
>throw her on the bed
>thisgonbegood.jpg
>take out my phone
"take your top off"
>"anon I.."
"It's alright, I promise"
>she's reluctant at frist, but more confident after the first couple pics
>get tit, ass and pussy shots
>make sure there's a clear view of her face
>we fuck like rabbits
>post coitus, she passes out
>steal her phone, get her facebook, email password, parents phone number
cont?
>>674503079
No worries, friend. Had a laugh.
>>674503098
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>674487349
>>674502897
Whatever makes money for him. He doesn't give a fuck about the prison-industrial complex beyond putting undesireables in it.
W
>>674502801
Don't talk about me and my son again.
E
>>674502256
>I call her out on her bullshit
>she tells me she's in the hospital now, she tried to commit suicide using pills while I had her blocked
>I still don't believe it
>her friend text me after, tells me to stop hurting her like this
>I call the number, it's just text number from an app
>I suspect it's just her looking for more pity and attention
>I tell her I won't believe her until she sends me a photo for proof
>honestly didn't believe it
>she sends me the photo
>its her in the hospital bed, pale white, looking like shit
>I immediately feel like shit after
So that's how I triggered my ex-gf to commit suicide
W.
>>674503278
Presidents aren't dictators... He wouldn't be able to do shit.
>>674503098
Post the pics
We gon need a new bread soon
>>674503098
Fake. Wouldnt be able to get her email password
>>674503578
Email yes. Password not so much without hassle
>>674503421
You've done it now. He's becoming a real boy.
>>674503428
Weimar Germany was a parliamentary republic with better check and balances than the United States and NSDAP had a minority government, just saying.
>>674503098
>quietly leave party
made note on my phone of all the relevant info from her phone
>Enter phase two after the hangover passes
>log into her email and facebook
>post the naked pics on facebook in a new album called "I'm a stupid drunk whore"
>email the pics to all her professors, including descriptions of her lust for them
>finally text the pics to her parents
>pics stayed up on fb for a couple hours, so she must have been passed out when i posted
>as one last insult, find out where her dorm room is
>tape pics to her dorm
>ast I heard she dropped out
>>674504079
Post em
>>674501050
Well, it's nothing like rape, but you're right about everything else. Definitely an edgefag, and it's really weird that he'd go through all the trouble of straight up lying. People can get clueless when they're drunk and make dumb decisions, and that's not news. I don't think it's right to say he raped her, he's just a faggot for pushing that far.
>>674504243
embarrassingly, I got a little paranoid and deleted them. You make bad decisions on acid
https://youtu.be/l9JiebyECQo
We burn in electric video fire.
>>674504453
How is acid. Would you recommend it? I've always wanted to try it
>>674504453
The worse decision i made on acid was if i should of held in a fart. I didnt and sharted myself a tid bit.
>>674487349
I got someone threaten to do it and even though she claimed she did it I highly doubt it really happened.
>be me
>meet femanon
>hang out every day
>become super close
>best friends
>tell femanon we should become couple
>femanon seems conflicted
>says she's "not into it"
>tell her okay, start hanging out with other friends again
>femanon starts missing companionship
>rekindle relationship
>femanon starts talking to me about guys she likes
>immediately spot that she's attempting to cuck me
>cut off all ties immediately
>get several psychotic texts saying she misses me and wants to hang out
>tell her I'm "not into it"
>implies she's going to kill herself
>call her parents who I grew semi close to and tell them
>notmyproblemanymore.jpg
>texts several days later saying she threw herself into a river
>get stray text from her several months later trying to bait me into hanging out
>pic related, it's my response
>>674504583
Cannot describe, just do it faggot. There is no analog for the experience, description not possible.
How the fuck do you explain seeing taste or hearing a smell?
>>674504583
idk man, depends on the situation. If you're in an environment you feel safe in and have a positive state of mind, it can be wonderful. Otherwise you'll have a bad trip and have a fucked up night. I don't do it that often tho
>>674504486
>>674487349
Yep.
>>674504583
Its great. Get tor. Search for markets. Search for how to buy bitcoin. Search for how to tumble coins. Search how togpg encryption. Buy legit acid. But also buy rc. I prefer rc for more visuals. But legit less hangover feel
>>674505207
I ain't using tor. I don't fuck with deep Web shit.
>>674500939
been playing with your pet cat? need get its claws trimmed
>>674492822
>>rub her clitoris, her objections subside
>>674502785
Shoot up school
Blame obama
say you need meds
Profit
>>674488057
100% this
I work in public safety and run into these attention whores all the time.
My ex
>>674505444
Already got put in a psychiatric ward cuz I was about to an hero but still no meds. That was back in November
>>674505391
Funny enough, my cat has done worse to me than some of my weaken razor cuts, the fucking cunt.
>>674504765
Kinda this
The only way someone can have a bad trip is persay the dont likethe dark. Trips on acid while camping.
Trips on acid and decides to watch horror movies alone in the dark.
Is a pyschopath (have issues mentally,have medication for them) decides to try acid
Tries acid to impress friends. Does something retarded and gets hurt.
Acid is more a body/spiritual high. You arent gonna see leprechauns or unicorns shooting penguins from their horn.
For op inquiry. Too lazy to find your number
Imma try to find a gif picture. You stare at the blacl and white spinning then stare at the picture. This is exactly what every picture your stare at will happen to.
>>674505366
>implying common drug market is deepweb
You might as well get the fuck off b if you are that worried. You are gonna get v8nd from that anon who randomly posts one cp picture on b occasionally.
If you are on tor market and buy 5 hits of acid or an 1/8th of shrooms. The government isnt going to waste thousands of theirresources for your experimental uses.
They only go after suppliers. You are the least of their worry go buy acid or shrooms or mdma and jerk off to shemales. The government doesnt give a fuck about you
>>674487349
no but i was walking through a field when a guy shot himself while sitting on a fallen tree about 15 feet from me, looking back i think what i did was fucked i just walked up to see if i knew him and didnt so i walked away
I got more stories if you guys are interested
>>674487349
My senpai has been trying for so many long years, and I wont let him sucseed till he wrecks my boipucci <=== The most powerfull substance known to man! It shall not waste!
>>674505710
Lol I feel you. Told my doctor about my severe depression (wake up, cut myself, don't have the motivation to go deep enough to an hero, back to sleep, repeat till 3pm, back to bed by 9) back in early december, didn't even see anyone until late february, and they said they will call me when the next group to talk about your fee-fees starts. Of course, not long after it went away on its own, and I soon learned I'm bipolar via a manic episode that nuked my savings, ruined my transmission, and made my gf afraid of me.
Okay so It doesn't really count because he didn't FULLY commit suicide but here I go
>Be me
>Beta Fag in 8th grade
>Have a friend group
>Faggot that I hate just moved back to our school and is hanging out with our friends
>I hate him because he is always a little bitch and complains 24/7
>2 months go by of just BARELY talking to him
>One day friend texts me
>She is crying because Faggot has been texting her pictures of him cutting and saying he will an hero
continue?
>>674504583
youtuDOTbe/y9uYEM2osYQ
Remove dot. Watch that video then stare at another object in one spot. Or a psychedelic picture in another tab.
>>674507020
Cont
she d u b b me
>>674507020
>Walk the dinosaur
Goodnight Seattle
this happened a while back
>go on 4chan
>make a thread about some shitty game nobody has heard about
>anon tells me to an hero
>google an hero
>thatsterrible.jpg
>ask him why he wants me to do such a awful thing
>replies with "kill yourself newfag"
>I then kill self
>end
>>674500000
>Around 17-18yo
>Me and good buddy Mark find a connection for "LSD"
>Decide we are going to get a half sheet of blotter
>Pick it up from the guy
>We part ways for the night to hang out with different people
>Several hours later decide I want to trip
>Me and friend each take 2 hits
>"Wtf this shit is bitter"
>Text Mark
>"Dude the shit is bunk, it's RCs"
>No replies
>We start tripping, but feels very unpleasant
>Frantically text Mark not to take any
>Friend is getting worse and worse
>We spend the night puking and having an awful trip
>Get call at 3 A.M. from Mark's father who is sobbing heavily
>Mark took a SHIT ton of the blotter, went crazy, and threw himself into traffic.
>He lived. Hospitalized for weeks.
I know I didn't necessarily cause it, but it wore on my conscience heavily.
Never see him these days. He changed a lot ever since that event.
OP is milking this till around 300 posts, then hell walk the dinosaur. I called it from the start.
Anybody who says cringey shit like "cont?" should give off a huge red flag.
>>674500000
check'd
>>674507139
Is it dangerous to do in pitch blackness? I don't want to end up with sleep paralysis or some shit. I practice lucid dreaming and all that jazz.
>>674509162
Sleep paralysis is pretty much the same as a lucid dream except in sleep paralysis you're just being a faggot boy.
>>674507139
You can post links...wtf.
>>674487349
*themself
>>674509516
>it took two hours for that guy to show up
wew lad
>be me kinda alpha because high school athlete wrestler
>see nerdy kid
>am nice to kid
>one day dad starts yelling at me because I'm to nice to nerd boy
>dad harasses me
>friends do the same
>one day
>find nerd kid
>duct tape
>tape nerd to locker
>get detention
>meet a punk rock stoner
>a deferent nerd
>a rich girl
>a general outcast
>we get into trouble and mischief while in detention
>smoke weeds
>fuk with teacher
>at the end of the day learn a little bit about ourselves and each other
>>674507020
>Call Faggot friend up
>Says his parents don't care about him
>Tell him his life matters
>Tell him there is so much to live for
>All that bullshit you tell someone
>Laughs at me
>Fuckingwhat.gif
>Saying "Kys by jumping from your ego to your IQ level"
>Tell crying friend I couldn't help
>Fag friend was cought with a knife in hands by parents
>Ignores me for week
>Friend goes to counselors to talk about him. Wants me to come along and since she was CLEARLY upset I do
>Fag friend finds out and gets mad her but doesn't know I went
>He calls me saying no one cares about him
>I say thats true just kill yourself
>He says he wants to
>I know he won't
>I just told him to fuck off and find another way to get attention
>Fag and I still talk and he hasn't commit suicide despite saying he would
>Call him a tease in my head every time I see him
>Going to now text him a link to how to tie a noose
>See if I can make him go all the way this time
>>674509620
How are you going to convince someone to take their own life with shit grammar? You're better than that.
>>674509162
Dangerous? Underage b8.
Ill shoot heroin in the dark, is it dangerous? Don't give a fuck.
>>674509620
>>674499625
>>674487522
Yes
>>674510039
>?
>you're
fail
>>674510638
>?
>you're
>fail
Fail.
>>674500000
>>674487349
>known 2 people considering suicide
>shittalk them so much they give up
I don't even know
Thread is kill
>>674511683
Had a job washing cars in college, had a high school kid on weekends for help that was "unstable." I yelled at him one day to do his job and quit being a bitch and never saw him again. He went in the bathroom and slit his wrists. He called his parents like a pussy and was taken to the hospital. Tons of blood but no an hero.
>>674509663 breakfast club?
>>674509663
Still an amazing movie.
>>674509663
DON'T YOU
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T
DON'T YOU
FORGET ABOUT ME
>>674512573
pic related has a similar feel but does a way better job portraying a basket case chick
Got a story but more of beating someone to death
>>674513173
You know me to goddam well :)
>>674513343
tell it before autosage 404s this shit
>>674513459
Alright
>be me
>12 year old teen
>grew up in chicago
>born around family gangs
>had nigger thug friend
>both got beef with a rival member
Cont?
>>674513730
yes, before it 404s you fucking white nigger
