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Itt:we judge others by their names
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Chris
Daquan
Slim Shady
Declan
>>674663987
hit daquan...
nice meme there faggot
Lord Brady
>>674663694
>>674664129
Whiter than Dre's teefs
>>674664560
Is craving a biscuit.
Jerónimo
Ethan
Olivia
>>674665608
>>674666455
only Ethan I ever knew was literally autistic
>>674666455
110 pound beta virgin
Adrian
Aidan
>>674666995
Your probably a mexican.. with..buzzed hair, and you like rap.
Richard
chester
>>674666995
Only Adrian ive known was a skinny fag. So im assuming youre him
hello
Chad
>>674667163
Cheapskate scheming nerdy bastard
Henry
Karl
>>674667238
Player douchebag, 7 inch dick, most likely blond
>>674667209
Your doing that just to piss me off aren't you
>>674667188
Same here. Super skinny and had a testicular torsion freshman year of highschool
>Daniel
>>674667310
>>674667310
Fat retard, likes cheetos, eats Carls Jr to be ironic, has WOW account
>>674667256
Plays a lot of battleship, risk, and is boss at chess, 22 year old virgin
>>674667398
Every Daniel I've met has always been a little bit off. One of them brought a blowtorch to school to burn the benches there just for shits and giggles
My name is Jeff
>>674666666
Tony, T-Red, T-Rex, T-Rizzle, Rhetorik
>>674667398
Under-rated, probably really attractive but has no bitches
Lewis (not from the UK so don't say that)
Demitri K
>>674667827
Brit-fag
Tyler
>>674667383
no, it just got broken
quinn
>>674667737
Redneck, probably shot up your school and just got out of jail
Fahad
>>674667310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqAe6A7s5iY
>>674663694
Jason.
Is.. is that a good name?
>>674667903
How many times I gotta say I'm not English
>>674663694
Soren
>>674667827
From the uk and 7/10
8/10 if American. But obviously isnt
>>674667827
Mentally disabled
>>674668078
Gay?
>>674667994
You probably browse /b
>>674667950
You pick your boogers and eat them
>>674668095
Canadian soooo? 8?
Hi, my name is Dan
Aaron
>>674667809
I know a david rhetoric
Justin
>>674668018
I'm trying to be more creative than "hurrr sand nigger" but I haven't honestly known enough of you for your names to make me think anything specific.
>>674668264
What's your fursona, Dan?
Logan
>>674668079
U r a philosophiser
>>674668280
Nigger with a big dick attitude. Was molested
>>674668264
You go on omegle
Semaj.
>>674668003
White trash. Or scene kid.
>>674667481
>Fat retard
just retard
>likes cheetos
I hate cheese
>WoW account
I ain't gonna pay every month for that shit
>>674668398
Cantaloupe is your favorite fruit, faggot
Brady
Martin
>>674668079
Lives in a trailer park despite being lower upper class. Really bad at sports-like -activities. Ex. Bowling, Pool, ping pong
drew
>>674664532
Greasy WOP
Cody
Justine
michael
Adnan
>>674668345
You that white kid that tries to be black even though you came from a middle class family
>>674668345
Probably an asshole
Andrew
>>674668415
Spot on!
Héctor Gustavo
Kevin
>>674667398
jewish
>>674663694
Phillip
Jasmine
Rodrigo
>>674668398
The only logan i know of is into polygamy, nice
>>674668003
If Male, Tries really hard not to be edgy, owns a black cat and lies about his weight.
If Female, Asian and your parents named you Quinn because they were told it was really American
Moshe
> inb4 jew
Yes, yes I kinda am
>>674663694
>>674668592
you were in band weren't you, but you didn't even get made fun of for being in band because no one gave a shit
Alexandria, Alex for short
Julio
>>674663694
Kirsty...
who the fuck names their daughter Kirsty? what a shitty name...
Tits for proof
>>674669271
you get butt-blasted every time someone pronounces it Alexandra
>>674668280
Every Aaron I have ever known turned out to be gay.
Enjoy being ass fucked, faggot.
Evan
Kyle
>>674663694
Robert Paulson
>>674669417
It definitely gets annoying for sure
>>674669347
I have meet Christhine, Krytal, Kristil, Khris even a Christofilis (greek) but never your name
>>674668922
only kevin i know is a scumbad skater asian gone black that wears obey hats
Jeff
>>674668998
Uncreative parents and your boyfriend thinks you're a slut. But a hot slut.
>>674665348
Oh the life of having a unique name.
>>674669212
alpha
>>674668078
You must be a really down to earth guy
Jayce
>>674668230
Yeah, 8
Devin
Dennis
>>674669347
You seem nice, we should be friends
>>674669483
you've heard, at least once, someone say your name in cartman's voice
>>674669864
Tits or gtfo
>>674669679
Hit the nail on the head. Good job, anon.
Gage
>>674669674
Dead inside but hot outside
Romilda
georgia
>>674669960
the menace.
>>674669347
the only kirsty i ever knew was a land whale that stalked my house for a month
Dante
>>674669347
You seem nice we should be friends
>>674669965
It's only cause you have boobs don't let Anon fool you
>>674669834
>>674668304
No relation
Mason
>>674666455
China?
Moses
>>674669872
every substitute
>i'm sorry, how do you pronounce your name?
you are so tired of this that you don't even correct them anymore
Tyron
>>674670435
Ill fuck yo wife
>>674668922
As a person named kevin you're a complete loser.
>>674670274
>>674663694
Nathaniel
>>674670273
Really attractive face but everything else including dick is below average and you just want to have a nice relationship with marriage,cuddles, Netflix and BDSM
>>674667646
Greentext story?
>>674670280
cats an boobs means everyone wants to be your friend
Hopkin
>>674670422
If you can't pronouce Jayce you couldnt finish school to be a teacher
>>674670414
Skinny middle eastern with hairy arms who builds computers for a living
ElÃas
>>674663694
>>674669245
Nooo lince la re bardeaste, denunciado
Tanesha
>>674670853
exactly, substitute
they don't have to know anything
>>674671029
Needs to get a job
>>674671025
Like orchestra music and goes to bars to talk about his life as business management college student
Zawé
>>674670599
wow thats really close. but is 6 inches below average?
Johann
Haness
Sean
>>674671236
seriously considered getting name changed so you wouldn't be the "unique" kid
>>674671236
Hot black person but acne
>>674671057
suburban nigger
>>674671236
norwegian nigger
>>674671276
israeli nigger
>>674671326
latino nigger
>>674671415
the tiny white guy that's getting shafted by the above niggers
>>674671809
How does it feel, Sean?
>>674671809
Fucking right, good job
Trevor
>>674663694
Brant. And yeah I'm sick of explaining that it's with an A not an E. It's fucking brant, deal with it.
My name has nothing to do with anything. So I'm an atheist and I vape, but I'm a real intellectual none of you could ever understand me. That's the burden you carry when your IQ is 157
>>674672062
right with what?
>>674672094
bricklaying retard
>>674665348
Kamen Rider Who?
Edwin
Gilbert
>>674671039
I don't know what you said but your accent is TURNING ME ON !
>>674672094
only trevor I knew was an autistic asian
>>674672148
*tips fedora
>>674672161
Tanesha. I'm a suburban, privileged Black girl
Pierce
Aaron
Jim Crow
>>674672364
I'm actually named after "Micheal Kamen" Cuz my dad saw the name on the soundtrack for the movie "Fifth Element".
>>674672886
I hope you get Henshin so you can become a Kamen Rider
David
>>674672723
fuck me that's awesome, enjoy the rest of your night
>>674672723
asshole
>>674672814
gaping asshole
>>674672858
gay
>>674672148
even more retarded than trevor
>>674673086
full-of-himself night owl
>>674673106
boom goes the dynamite
>>674673106
allahu akbar
>not a dirty mexican
>>674673464
the kid that gets bullied at school everyday
>>674673565
not in school and I use to bully others
>>674673682
why did you bully?
>>674673682
Dick
>>674673802
Had anger issues due to being picked on when I was in elementary so becoe me huge bully thru out middle then chilled out thur out high school
My name is Robin...
ROBIN BANK$
>>674673927
so I become a huge bully though out*
>sorry tired af
Willie
Winston
Kirk Johnson
>>674674191
Twig who girls find creepy
>>674670057
many a times
hello my name is, CHILD OF THE ONE TRUE KING
i've been saved i've been changed i have been set free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuJWQzjfU3o
>>674674038
there's a pedophile in a costume that demands you take a ride in his costum all black van
>>674674356
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>>674673927
>>674674053
fair enough dude, what do you say when you look back on what you did? are you proud of it?
>>674674356
no life loser whos on his way of becoming a wizard
>>674663694
Alpharius
Joel
sebastien
>>674674576
No I was a little shit, who should of got put in his place
lOl gaiz found tthis kewl new meem xD
>>674674714
tall twiggy acne loser with huge hands and feet
>>674674836
>>674675105
kill yourself
>>674674191
a guy that can have a good laugh but can get extremely fucking cocky sometimes
>>674674197
old man/10
>>674674241
the guy that tells stupid jokes and sometimes laughs at his own, probably very lonely and seeks a dying desire to have company on a daily basis
>>674674595
a time traveller from the future
>>674674615
smokes w33d on a daily basis and is generally chilled about the majority of life, which can end up getting him into trouble
>>674674714
gay
>>674674801
ah alright then, enjoy the rest of your night
>>674674836
12 year old normie who has just discovered memes
>>674675105
thanks anon u made me smile on thi sshitty night
David D. Davidson
>>674675250
>>674675230
>>674674836
Is your name Trevor
>>674675274
>>674663694
Gavin E. Lord
Satwinder
Dongus
coronado
>>674675521
yes we should fuck
>>674675675
meth head redneck parents
>>674670435
You drive a semi trailer
>>674675731
Okay where do you live
>>674666455
is that you buddy?
Tristan
>>674675943
Luton
>>674676081
Luton England or Michigan
>>674675618
a guy that wants to be a girl but is unfortunately worried that his parents would disown him, which would lead his life into torment and misery
>>674675631
just an absolute cunt
>>674675675
fully fledged retard who is academically challenged in every subject apart from science
>>674675715
was born in a very harsh part of the world and is gaining superiority from friends and family, eventually you'll be on the right tracks and will get your life back together. don't worry anon
>>674676047
jews out on friends but wonders why he doesn't get invited to parties
>>674676081
a complete nerd and doesn't like to be touched
>>674676047
short crack head looking italian who gets cuk'd by sluts
>>674676391
wrong on all accords, faggot
Francisco
>Implying that i don't use a condom shape hat.
>>674667209
Really terrible at image manipulation.
>>674675943
your shed out back
>>674676530
stop living in denial you dirty sausage loving cock, just accept who you are and move on
Hilton
>>674676303
Luton UK
>be me 15 freshmen
>have a weird ass friend named Daniel
>Daniel loved to bring weird shit to school
>Hidden knives, satanic bibles, small butt plugs etc..
>One day Daniel brings a torch to school in his backpack. One of those propane ones with the green tanks on the bottom.
>Daniel sits next to me in English and decided it would be a great time to show me the torch.
>I ask Daniel why he brought it and he responds with, "I'll show you at lunch".
>Daniel proceeds to walk up to me at the lunch table and sit down.
>He pulls out the torch and casually starts burning the word "Nigger" into it.
>Daniel then does this to around 10 more benches at school
>Daniel then dropped out the next day to avoid getting caught
Not much to it. Smart kid just wasted his potential. He made a few bombs with me when I came over using some of the like 100 pounds of gunpowder his grandpa left at their house and I think he also had a bunch of cp on his pc from tor when it was smothered in cp.
>>674676730
holy fuck youre a faggot
>>674676730
suxdix
>>674676667
Okay, why? Come in side
In all meanings of the phrase
>>674676617
a guy that's aspiring to be the best he can be, but refuses to do anything about it because of laziness. just do it anon, you'll eventually get there with hard work. don't pretend i don't know what i'm talking about, you know exactly what i'm talking about. do it.
>>674676825
comes from a family that spoils too much, you will get hated if you jew out on your friends. stop being a cock
>>674669834
Always happy to witness returns of Mr. Anders Zozzle.
>>674676827
One of us are gonna need a plane ticket but I can arrange that
>>674677105
Welp. Thats exactly me, lazy af.
>>674677039
lol I dont live in ur shed
u never had sexs and never will L-O-L
>674676878
it was a couple of containers that looked kind of like this
Jewstine
Ptolemy
>>674676730
Collin
>>674677020
lmaoo am i getting to you cuck'd guido crackhead?
>>674677200
can i bring this with me?
>>674676353
I don't feel like a cunt. I'm pretty outgoing and socially active.
>>674677265
A cute gay boy, but will never have a long term partner. Only his mom to care for him.
Joel
>>674677217
annoying little kid detected
>>674677438
what ethnicity are you?
>>674677480
Are you gonna make me touch it
>>674677344
I hate meme's they're for losers
>>674677392
needs to get his life together
>>674677551
that's what is making you a cunt, tone it down a little because you get ahead of yourself sometimes. remember those around you
ETHAN BRADBERRY
>>674677800
not a dirty Italian like you cuk'd gay boy
Sup fags Marques reporting in
>>674677217
found a picture of the 10 year old that wont ever have "sexs". I'm talking about you btw, in case you missed that
>>674677990
Trying to get laid
I tried
>>674678083
add each other on kik or whateverthefuck right now, chances are you're both guys so good luck
>>674678158
thinks he's the best, stop it dude
>>674667398
Damn
>>674677827
only if you want to
>>674677870
Ssshhhiiieeeettttt
>>674678158
dirty sand nigger
>>674677988
im not fucking italian you retard now answer the fucking question
>>674677990
HOW DARE YOU STAND BETWEEN US AND OUR PEE-PEE'S TOUCHING!
Cletus
>>674678227
but I am the best
> tfw you will never be seán master race
>>674678371
hick
>>674678293
> implying a mick is can into sandnigger
>>674678323
Guido gay boy is catching feelings; are you going to your slutty gf crack head?
Gilbert aka "Autismo"
>>674677616
:^(
>>674669347
>pic from 2015
Nice try, faggot
>>674678509
you just said i was gay then you said i had a gf you tard
>>674678497
Well, some anglofags will compare your to gypsies and make fun of taigs but are too cowardly to get into real fights so they just stalk kids and beat them up in alleys.
>>674678649
gay boy as in weak wimpy beta cuck
>>674663694
Tyler
>Friend Kyle checking out my car when we bought my bb
>>674678165
plot twist!!!!! i was the kirsty chick XD
>>674663694
>>674678497
dumb fucking irishman, can't even speak English
Love,
Country that broke your 6 Nations streak
>>674678588
still me though
>>674678371
soft-spoken guy, doesn't really have any solid opinions on anything
>>674678370
i just wanna join in
>>674678379
<3
>>674678527
fuck off
>>674678748
is too obsessed with his car (which is pretty obvious), not everyone gives a fuck.
>>674678830
pft, i'll believe that when i see it
>>674678851
funny guy/10
>>674678830
let me lick the soles of your shoes please
>>674678165
Your 'chances' were wrong
Roland
>>674678747
but thats not what gay means.. Do you actually have a disability?
>>674679013
sc or kik?
Dombrezel
>>674678943
eat shit you yeoman cunt, we fucked you in the rising in 16 and the war in 22, can't even fuckin hold onto the Irish next door
>>674678969
believe it or not
>>674679004
im more submissive
>>674679013
wow, actually shocked, nice one >>674678244
>>674679061
a very boring guy
>>674679235
pretentious and is too nosey for your own good
>>674679347
was >>674679013 your tits?
>>674679472
Nah two diffrent tits
Theodore
>>674679094
Cockold Guido crack head trying to make a come back know from his previous nerd cringe by using words meanings literally
>>674679347
give me your email tramp
>>674679576
so you're both girls? what the fuck
Steve
