Waifu claiming thread. - Forget the knifes, we need chocolate edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>discuss waifus
>explain why your waifu is the best
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It's me. Chara
Bury me with old Jim Beam and I'll be on my hell ride
Huh, wasn't expecting to be this early.
Alone
Claiming best kuudere and her legs.
Claimed for Stocking-kun.
>Wanted me to say that he loves y'all
claimed
>>677315740
tatsu searches for waifu threads at the last 10 images... i got your secret now
>>677315674
hello everyone!
>>677315268
but yours are best turrets!
legs are just the best part of waifus or irl girls
>>677315674
I like that art style.
>>677315964
Whoops, meant a Stocking picture. Dun goofed that shit.
>pic related
Shiro claim.
>>677315541
I barely play LoL anymore. I tried two games today and although I was already expecting the worst, I must say that the community has only gone downhill even more... never thought this was possible.
What server are you playing warships on?
NUCK FIGGERS
Cory is back
>>677315674
manditory c2 claim
>>677315636
merchant navy always wants more people
though pirates
Claimed for Ruby-kun
>Getting the picture right this time
>>677315986
Nope, I constantly lurk the catalog and I have waifu thread highlighted.
Cory is here
>>677315953
Can't argue with that.
hello
emperor claimed.
everyone having a good day so far?
Gamindustri Best cosplay girl claimed.
Quote of the thread:
>You can't milk those tits
Sanya Claimed
>>677316132
hello again
Shiina is back!
how is it going, guys?
>>677316259
Hello friendo. How goes it.
>>677316263
Mhmm, having a decent one so far. Thanks for asking, Emp.
You?
Bait claimed.
What is everyone lissening to?
https://youtu.be/1XB2peAKwOA
>>677316069
We all mess up, don't worry about it qt.
>Doing good?
>>677316259
Hello there.
>>677316294
hey
whats the time where u are?
>>677316350
wonderful, how are you shiina?
>>677316132
I just want some menial labor stocking job.
>>677316279
>tits you can't milk
How horrifying.
>>677316457
>>677316478
Not today.
I got everyone hot cocoa!
>>677315892
>>677315953
>>677316251
thats what i like to see
>>677316492
ummm, its 15:07, why do you ask?
Tenryuu claimed
And i'm totally not salty again
>>677316388
i'm fine. bored as always, though.
>>677316132
Ohay C2 anon, did you watch Akito? What did you think about it?
>>677316251
No need for arguements when you can share pics.
>>677316452
Thx as usual :p
>>677316452
hey chara, wuu2?
>>677316640
what if i made you eat pretzels?
Everyone save this photo and claim him as your waifu
>>677316153
well... close enough
>>677316434
https://youtu.be/zKU2iS4OMq0
>>677316640
Admit the salt, Ten.
>>677316263
Yup~
Doing fine today, nothing to worry about =.0
You?
>>677316524
It's a bad thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rczswbjNIBA
>Fucking synths
Im back
>>677316640
>more salty than your northern air
>>677316524
low pay?
hrm, your choice, try france, they have some jobs left
>>677316844
curie is best synth and companion though
>>677316004
Mostly identical.
>>677316263
Yes, thank you, Emperor, for keeping all the Chaos stuff at bay.
>>677316616
>stealth hug
>>677315757
Uhuhuhuhu!
Wonderful!
>hugs
did someone say chocola?
I is back :3
Tatsie claimed.
>>677315757
>I would say something about this name, but it's better if I dont u.u
Don't tease me like this, Noire. If you do, I might have my hands brush something different~
>brushes your hair some more
>>677315953
Her legs are legit
>also a little lewd
>>677316074
> I must say that the community has only gone downhill even more...
Didn't think that was possible. Not that I ama surprised...
>What server are you playing warships on?
Uhm... EU something-something? I honestly have no idea.
>>677316640
>pat pat
Don't worry. It'll all be okay. Want me to hold you, dearest sister?
>>677316776
It actually made me salty to remember that muricans spell it "pretzel".
>>677316895
Wait for me!
>>677316900
I don't need money I just need something until I can get the job I actually want.
>>677316992
Here ya go.
Excuse Haurchefant tho...he can never say no to hot chocolate.
>>677316776
It would be cruel and unusual punishment for the pretzels.
>>677316388
Hello hand its going good just chilling here, how are you?
>>677315674
You fucking newfag need to kill yourself.
>It's me, Chara
every
fucking
thread
you are the most cringiest human for posting that introduction.
you're just a copy cat, aslo edgy teen for picking that character.
you're supposed to be 18 to browse 4chan.
Hope you all don't mind me liking DIO...
>>677316638
ah, its 21:07 here,
just curious
>>677316733
it was boring but satisfying.
>>677316760
wuu2? What about you? I'm fine, thanks
>>677316733
thanks!
>l-lewd
claiming queen
>>677316838
Yeah, i'm fine. don't have anything to do though.
>>677316959
No need to thank me.
>>677316625
Hey, thanks.
How're you doing?
>>677317042
oh im sorry, ahem
>brezel*
>>677316616
almost
>>677317244
I'm saving that as a copypasta.
>>677316962
Teto is being so nice these days ^^
A cute!
>>677317040
I might get banned if I say something =.0
S-something different?
D-don't talk about that stuff now...
>cuddles
>>677317354
Good to know c:
>>677317118
are there any local shops with only one worker
they always need an extra set of hands
Don't worry, Juri, I've been a good girl.
>ood girl
>d gir
>>677316948
Curie and Nick are top tier synths
X6 is fine
The rest can fuck off
>reaching low tenten levels
>>677317154
poor pretzels....
>>677317365
You're welcome!
Getting ready to go to work soon. Silly little 4 hour shift. Hbu?
>>677317262
oh ok, we're waaay different timezones lol
>>677317249
Why would we mind, DIO is the best of the best rangers.
>>677317244
>mfw bait works everytime
oh lawd, you're making this too easy
>>677317249
kono dio da
>>677317040
I think there's only two European servers, so if the chat doesn't consist of 40% kurwa and 50% blyat, chances are that you're playing on the same server as me (and most of this thread).
>>677317384
I like you. Enough even to accept the fact you chose a character from Lucky Star.
//For today, at least.
>>677317297
what
u
up
2
i play shitty mmorpg's alot
good to hear you doing well
>>677317244
I don't get to use this oftenly.
- tsuzu
>>677317153
who would say no to hot chocolate??
what's going on in here
>claim
>15 minutes
>85 images
>>677317244
>Knock on the door.
It's me Goku.
You seem stressed, want to talk about it?
>>677317673
hmph
>>677317699
Only those who have no soul would deny that tastey goodness!
>>677317596
yea, i would say were a 3 hour flight away from each other
u eaten today?
>>677317811
Nothing mutch
>>677317811
hello, how does it go?
>>677317811
>>677317249
Finally the three rangers have assembled.
>>677317428
what else should I expect from someone posting in a "waifu thread"
>>677317497
No idea.
>>677316457
Thanks man, you're too kind.
>Yes, enjoying myself right now. Thank you very much
>How are you, Ruri-kun?
>>677317204
That's good to hear, also just chilling right now. Up to anything specific right now?
>>677316684
Happy to hear it, man. Same, pretty bored right now as well. Don't wanna play any Vidya or something?
>>677318006
Says the one not posting in a waifu thread?
That's it, I'm coming clean right now!
Alphys is my #1 favorite, and no amount of complaints or name calling will change my mind!
...Unless it does change my mind, in which case, go ahead, judge me.
>>677317912
mmmm, not yet, i usually don't eat breakfast or lunch on weekends, just dinner lol, what about you?
>>677317888
>checked
A friend of mine drinks his with around 10 spoonfulls of cocoa powder.
>projectilevomit.jpg
Hey guys. I had a good time at the magic prerelease. I went 3-1 and got some nice cards
And that one jackass wasn't there
>>677318164
hello frankenberry, you play magic? i didn't know
>>677318053
u got 50 of ur currency?
wonder about, have a look. make sure u buy something in each shop though, otherwise its just awkard
>>677317888
and the trips to go along with my previous posts dubs?!? WE NEED MORE HOT CHOCOLATE!
>>677317694
aaah. I'm not up to much. Maybe reading this book next to me
>Psychology for everybody
it's from 1995 so... maybe not on time
>>677317699
>>677317888
>nice trips
yes, I'd love some chocolate, thank you
>>677317991
It goes well, Im just playing some smite
>>677317992
Nobody can stop us now
>>677318136
>>677317489
>I might get banned if I say something =.0
Best to not say anything, then. I don't know what I would do without you here~
>soft hug
I'm just going to softly cuddle you for the rest of the day~
>>677317673
I don't remember. Guess I'll take a look later if I decide to play a game or two~
>>677317864
>pat pat
Relax, no need to be salty. I said we're cool for today.
>>677317538
Agh! I'm sorry about, man. I hope it passes quickly.
I didn't have work today. Got up early, 'round 5:00AM. I've just been doing a lot of reading and writing. Played some vidya in-between.
I guess that I've been alright.
>>677317888
>Only those who have no soul would deny that tastey goodness!
This is true.
>checked
>>677318164
Heyo Fran, glad to see you. Happy that it went well for you and that he wasn't there! Makes me happy to know that.
Up to anything right now?
>>677318164
Hey Fran
>>677316959
>hugs back
>stealthily
>>677318081
I'm doing good, I finally got more noodles and got a pathetic excuse for "lunch".
>It's more than enough for me, at least.
Glad to know you're doing well, hand buddy.
>>677318114
Greetings, anon.
>>677318122
chocolate bar 15 hours ago, thats it
>>677318081
nothing right now
>>677318114
be sure to tell be when it changes your mind ^.^
>>677318114
Hello Alphys. Having a good time?
It's been so long since we last saw each other. How's Gaster doing?
>>677318365
there's nothing wrong with kagami
>>677318340
sounds fun! who do you play?
>>677318443
meal of the gods lol, that's all you had though?
>>677318307
There isn't really anywhere around here you can just walk around and shop, other than the mall but I really do not want to work in a mall.
>>677315674
cause who doesn't love an emotionally inept 14yr old ace mecha pilot
>>677317428
>>677317636
>>677317670
>>677317696
>>677317860
>knock on the door.
It's me, real life.
>Seems like things are not going to well, so you're just here, on this website, trying to find more phatetic people like you who can comprehend your crippling deppresion because you won't have a girl as good is real life like your "waifu".
>>677318280
Yeah, do you?
>>677318391
Not much, just chilling for a bit before I go to work
>>677318397
Hey syndra! You have a nice day?
>>677318332
books huh, i dont read them often
read it too me please
>>677318164
hey fran. good day so far?
>>677318716
Your point?
>>677318716
>can't even spell pathetic right...
>>677318716
>doesn't answer
>>677317489
You think that I'm cute, huh~?
>hugs tighter
Mmmh~
You're warm. May I stay like this a little longer?
>>677318794
i used to, i haven't play since avacyn, nobody that i work with or live around plays
Brb for a while, dinner.
>>677318264
Goddamit i dont have multiple versions of that face.
>>677318710
14 inept 14y/o mecha pilots are the best neon_genesis.jpeg
>>677318716
>phatetic
>deppresion
why dont you go study instead of implying things and qqing at your own implications
>>677318360
>tfw wedged between Tatsutas and Noires chest
IT FEELS SO GOOD
>>677318612
I play Nemesis a lot
and the bee god because bees are cool
>>677318612
No personality, so also nothing wrong about it?
Interesting thought.
>>677318794
Yeah, day was fun and without anything to complain about
>>677318824
Yes. You?
>>677319015
That sucks man. No local game store?
>>677318612
yea...
kinda like that your embracing the first wave crap i've been spilling.
go get something to eat.
>>677318638
aw, in the uk we have shops round almost every corner. just small time food places, and convenient stores
>>677317237
name of the chick?
>>677318716
>Chen taking out the big guns
That again?
I'm starting to study Teaching Profession starting next year.
I know very well about real life.
>Implying I love an imaginary person
wew lad
>>677318795
It's rather big, and I would need to translate it from german to english
>way too much of a pain
or else I'd read it to you
>>677318716
Chen.. you are drunk.
>>677319108
oooo, i've never played nemesis, i mostly play the squirrel god... or ra
>>677317237
good taste
>>677318360
I think you can guess what i was going to say anyway c:
>I don't know what I would do without you here~
Ohh~
So cute of you <3
>Hugs and cuddles
>>677318908
Yup~
>Pats head whilst hugging
You can stay like this as much as you want to c:
>>677319185
yup pretty good so far. by the way, I chose Space Wolves as my army, if you didn't know. Something about their lore was really appealing to me.
>>677319249
aw, cmon. you can do it. use your DETERMINATION
>>677318404
That's good to hear! I'm glad that you at least ate.
Glad to know you're still hanging around in the threads, man. Happy you ate.
>>677318457
Ah, alright. Not listening to any music?
>>677318794
Oh, alright. Hope you're enjoying yourself.
>>677319140
well that's your opinion, she's still best girl to me
>>677319185
naw...where i live, there's not really a local area lol
>>677318887
>>677319257
>>677319249
>>677318892
>>677318892
>>677318905
>>677319043
>posting 2d girls
>being a NEET
>staying with mommy
>my memes flows free
you guessed it right
>4chan waifu claming thread posters eksdee
![[mumbled hatred].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/554/1457554384158.jpg "[mumbled hatred]")
