your date. what do?
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your date. what do?
fuck the seafood
>>677318672
eat those fucking mussels duh
treat her like a human
discuss stuff
ask her questions about her life
crack jokes
pick up the tab
etc.
>>677318805
what about the mussels man?
>>677318672
>stuff my face
>vomit
>use barf as a distraction
>grab tittles
>Tarzan yell to establish dominance
>>677318672
i love oysters, so just have fun, flirt, end up at her house, have sex, she gives good head.
you know, then i close my browser and go to bed crying
>>677318771
Those are oysters.
>>677319455
whatever theyre mussels to me, you cant change me.
Display my top tier fingering technique in the oyster, ask her if she is ready for desert, leave
>>677318672
all i know is im throwing something down her dress
ice cube prolly
wouldnt be able to help myself, cant give a man a target like that an not expect him to go for it
>>677319455
same shit
>>677318672
Mumble "3d pig disgusting" and leave
Wake up
>>677318672
Fuck him in the ass and then suck him off
>>677318672
>Yell to establish dominance
>choke her with one hand and drink bottle of wine with another
>bang her head on the oysters
>then ask casually 'do you go my way?'
>>677319882
brutal
>>677318672
Fuck her throat till she gets because Asians are some freaks
smash
>>677323280
same