Rekt Thread
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Rekt Thread
anyone see that Nova-Oklahoma game?
>>677352682
fucking kek, it looks like that guy who got hit second glitched or something
>>677353274
Lucky mother fucker!!
>>677353959
USC nothing but rich hoodrat wiggers come from there.
UCLA always winning
>>677353743
Truck should have run over that guy,fuck that idiot
>>677355890
>"hmmm.. is this a mine? let me kick it and find out"
>>677353532
High PING
>>677355605
Truck should have stopped at the lights like other traffic
FUCK YOU WHERE'S THE FUCKING BULLET TEARING HIS WHOLE EXISTENCE APART
>>677356101
least satisfying webm ever
>>677356345
kek'd
>>677354054
kek the file name
>>677356581
>what are hands
>>677356581
OH SHIT GRENADE
>kicks friends shield out of the way
>>677356101
>>677354054
I'd kill the fuck out of that snake.
>>677357805
>>677358140
>>677356581
He lost his shoe
>>677358187
i dont get it
>>677358187
guess he'll make good money of the spinal damage happening right there
>>677357538
Run quick pupper
>>677357805
Vietnam flashbacks.
>>677358510
Is a woman
>>677358493
probably some retarded tv show where someone unprepared/unqualified does a job
>>677358493
>>677358510
it's a girl soldier
>>677358140
What happened?
>>677358510
>>677358493
It's a women doing some marine training. She's only a few feet away from the finish line.
>>677358493
woman is humping a pack
>>677351476
ISIS Members being executed by another group in an ironic fashion?
>>677358794
seizure
>>677358690
whatever the military really does need standards
>>677358418
I'm sure he'll find it when he goes looking for his foot.
>>677354054
somehow i don't care aslong as it's not cats..:)
>>677351476
how do they have such nice cameras, clothing, weapons? its almost as if it was setup as a propaganda video by a first world country no?
I mean these guys have a FULL set of weapons that dont even look like they are passed down second handily a couple of times.
THAT SHOTGUN ISENT EVEN COMMON IN THE MIDDLE EAST, ITS LIKE IT WAS IMPORTED TO THERE????!!?!?
>>677359104
Back story?
>>677359245
Story?
>>677359411
what a waste of bullets. do they not know the price of bullets these days????
>>677359485
South African Special Task Force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eiznoQW6Gg
>>677359411
That is why I think nigger like them should be gassed. Not the other guy he was fine.
>>677358510
Nah, the kid survives. Good health al the way.
>>677358602
Nicely done. Unfortunately you're probably right, the thieving nigger will probably sue for assault or some shit.
>>677357986
Hahaahaaaaa
>>677351476
Is this captured ISIS fighters getting some of their own medicine??
>>677359749
>she isnt blinking
let me check her pulse, fucking kek
>>677358859
That so-called spotter in the Russia shirt wants beating to death. Wtf did he think he was there for?
On the other hand, they call it a "suicide grip" for a reason.
>>677359484
Man that seems overkill.
>>677358892
Yeah. Kurds, I think.
>>677358118
and you're also a fag
>>677359104
Coward
>>677360038
Story???
>>677357538
People who find enjoyment doing this to animals deserve the worst death imaginable...
>>677353656
Oh no, that was sad...
>>677360382
Haha. Rhanks for the return anon. World's gon to shit xD
>>677357538
sweet dreams pupper
>>677360424
Did the CERN portal to hell open up or what the hell is going on here?
>>677358730
>female recruit
You are spot on.
>>677358187
>>677358493
>>677358510
a well prepared woman trying to do what all the male C students do all the time.
this is where you stop her and say - no. if this is you on the job, gtfo.
>>677360424
Aw shit that's that one concert xD
>>677358655
topkek
>>677358346
Chicago faggot reporting in. The only people talking about this is the niggers. It's just another day in this coon filled shit hole.
>>677358140
This is kind of funny.
>>677351476
Fuck yeah, I enjoyed this video so much...like autistically enjoyed this , fucking saved
>>677359104
wrong file name bro.
>>677360656
They were rescued.
>>677360931
heard that! shit made me chuckle though.
>>677351476
Their producers are better than Spielberg and Michael Bay combined!
>>677358194
Boooom headshot!
>>677360740
Kek.
>>677357805
He broke it's neck, fucking Lenny...
>>677360424
>No fatalities
Still don't understand how.
>>677361632
Fuck is he alright?
>>677361566
is she blind?
>>677360647
I'd fucking kill that cat.
>>677361493
Is that you John Lennon? Is this me?
>>677361706
Catgore please
>>677361692
He's fine. He'll be on his feet by Monday.
>>677358187
>female soldiers
>>677361566
Hahaha.
Checked.
>>677359245
GTA
>>677353113
This filename.
>>677361808
Yeah why not. Whaddya have in mind?
>
>>677352354
fuck man like, this is the only shit that gets me
>>677362064
this girl died later btw
>>677362064
I can hear the sound.
>>677362237
Oh sheeeeeit furreal?
>>677362064
I love the Take On Me remix.
>>677352354
>>677362204
>>677360295
wtf
>>677353743
Just imagine youre driving to work one day then BAM youre dead because of the actions of some faggot on a bike and a retarded trucker
>>677362204
>>677355860
Story?
>>677361207
>>677360656
Bodies recovered =/= rescued
>>677356101
kek b8 got me
>>677362587
Guy got his fingers chopped off his hand.
>>677361207
No one jumped off and killed themselves, the other one burned to death when he was trapped trying to climb down the ladder. I cry...
>>677353656
dude... this one makes me sad.
>>677357841
The people in the car driving off, knowing its not their problem
>>677359276
my phone is 4k calm down
>>677358118
Yes, of course. Kill the snake for eating. Snakes need to eat, dick. Blame the owner who decided to use a live puppy instead of a thawed, already dead bunny or guinea pig. I have two snakes and feed them frozen mice. I don't want to do live feeding for this exact reason.
>>677362845
Well...some anon told me they survived. Death always did look more likely though.
I think I'd have to jump rather than burn.
>>677353274
bitch dat aint nothin, just grazed me!
>>677361808
Don't be fag op, this pic is from an old post where the oldOp's hobby was to take pictures of crackwhores.
>>677363162
Yeah, but I guess the other one just thought there was a chance.
>>677361692
His head exploded, maybe a couple of weeks on bed and he'll be alright
>>677363127
Fucking ouch.
>filename kek
>>677363162
One guy jumped. The other stayed. Both died.
>>677363091
>Z5 Compact
While it's nice to see other's with the master race Xperia you could at least post the Premium.
Also the 4K screen is useless as shit, I watch that one video on it and it's a waste. Chrome though
>>677363537
Whole Xperia line is garbage
Leave it to sony to have great ideas and then let it go to waste because they couldn't be fucked to design an OS that could handle everything they wanted out of it.
Just like fucking playstation
>>677363607
Poker face.
>>677359166
Confirmed for witch. Die in a fire.
>>677358426
haha this was kind of funny.
>>677363654
>>677358859
aww that made my chest hurt.
>>677359181
holy shit! haha
>>677356323
HEY LOOK EVERYBODY ITS CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT AND HIS TRUSTED SIDEKICK, NO FUCKING SHIT BOY!!!
>>677363537
sadly I have the compact though its good! Im too poor for chrome
>>677357706
brutal
>>677359917
cringed
>>677363827
Design an OS? It practically runs stock Android, arguably the best designed one. No doubt you prefer the Samsung launcher because you're a fucking faggot
>>677363827
I think you've had too much sugar PS4 is good admittedly my compact forgets what its doing some times and freezes
>>677352682
Hahaha
>>677351476
Im confused as fuuck. Isn't it the other way around? The guys in black killing the guys in Orange.
>>677364580
Holy shit that's upsetting
>>677364031
Well that just went swimmingly.
>>677361705
>>677364724
It's a modified Android faggot
And I have a Turbo 2, get fucked
>>677364834
PS4 is garbage
>>677358794
Nerve gas
>>677355860
Haha that sneaky butt stabbing
>>677361207
no
http://www.archipelagofiles.com/2014/03/this-photo-of-two-engineers-hugging.html
>>677357841
brutal bukkake
>>677362896
nice
>>677365395
I guess you reap what you sow
>>677365279
Guys, we don't care what shitty phone you have.
>>677363886
man down
>>677365633
I always thought it was funny that they do this. I mean, its completely unnecessary, but its funny. I wonder if they think its funny too, or do they actually think the dead person cares?
>>677361808
the resolution...of THAT...
>>677353959
Kek this belongs on a ylyl thread too
>>677365689
Thanks for the link anon. I was obviously misinformed.
>>677358194
>>677361064
>>677361893
Post more sandniggers getting BTFO
>>677363607
check please.
>>677365790
oh my god
>>677365279
>Turbo 2
more like Turbo Poo!!
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>>677358187
Women soldiers always break their hips.
They are not biologically capable of fulfilling masculine combat roles.
>>677358194
Norskis translate for us
>>677360295
I know I shouldn't laugh, but both of their reactions just had me dying. Nice filename too.
>>677366233
masculine combat role = combat role
>>677366092
savage
>>677366046
Kek'd.
>filename
>>677360167
top keque
>>677352682
fake. video editing project.
>>677359861
Tell me more about your skills, doc.
>>677358602
You aren't supposed to run from the display, you're supposed to carry it up to the counter casually and then run out the door.
You can even just walk out without anyone noticing sometimes, if you're casual enough.
Running from the display only lets people know what you're up to sooner.
Dumbass
>>677360303
It's not the first time I see this lil nigga angry. wtf.
Does he have little dick syndrome or wut.
>>677366009
dude... they do it before he is dead..
>>677359448
Why did they kill her? Seems like she'd make a good fuck toy.
>>677361374
Top fucking kek
>>677366599
And it isnt stealing till you race out the door, so the shop assistant is fucked
>>677366057
Sorry thats all the funny ones i have. But if other anons want to contribute feel free to
>>677361064
Fuck that's cool.
>>677357538
>hotdog.gif
>>677360966
Meh, they just finish him, could be more fun and stylish to left him in desert with his broken foots.
>>677361184
Bitch had it comming to her
>>677366288
Swede here but basically
"Quickly help me carry him away from here, get him back, medic quickly he's hurt".
>>677366728
well okay then. I see now. still seems like a prank though. only cause the idea is funny.
>>677358938
>he was a good boy
>dindu nuffin
>>677360303
OMG he's got a little jacket on. Who is this? More? Sauce? This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
>>677359917
>>677367068
rko out of nowhere.
>>677367427
It's just a prank bro'!
And now am gonna put ya dick in ya mouth.
>>677358187
Four scrawny shits got recycled out of my flight for collapsing and had to do boot over again. The bitches flight were in far better shape a nd made it to sat command with easy.
>>677367454
Enjoy!:
Köksal Baba
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuRblyl7_9hKA0L17K8ZsDw/videos
>>677367454
he's the legendary Köksal baba
>>677364396
Hey, you dropped this, here you go, I think this is yours.
>>677360382
TOO FUCKING BRUTAL ANON
Better than superman
>>677367717
idk not trying to be edgy. but that is how it comes off to me. Like "lets prank this fucker one last time". but you know... it hurts obviously.
>>677367888
Kek'd & check'd.
>>677362587
He was a thief.
>>677358187
Isn't this from one of these "super hike" contests? Like, you have to walk for three days straight, with full combat gear.. and I guess this i just before the finish line.
>>677358118
Snake vs just you, snake wins every time cpt fgt, so no, you wouldn't
>>677351476
I can't wait for the Muslim Oscars
>Best Slo-Mo Head explosion goes to...
>Jabat Al Nusra!!!
>>677368191
Thank you.
>>677367517
What a fucking retard lmao
>>677364580
how many were killed?
>>677364031
A better love story than titanic
>>677358381
One time I don't feel bad for the prey; motherfucker worked for that meal
>>677364031
epic
>>677361184
Did she break her neck? Please let her have a broken neck.
>>677358938
This is from the guy dropping his gun and trying to pick it up, forcing the cop to shoot him right?
The cop was really beat up about having to do it
>>677366409
Men were genetically engineered from a woman named adam. It's all reverse and fucky.
>>677368484
Agreed,
>>677366599
You say that like niggers are capable of complex thought processes. I mean he would do that if anyone TOLD him that. But no one did and niggers are dumb.
>>677362587
Muslim punished after they discovered he masturbated instead of raping a kid...Gotta love sharia law.
>>677361632
Did he bounce the bullet off the ground and into his head? That's one hell of a trick shot.
>>677367776
Y anon?
>>677364031
get off the boat you fucking tards
>>677361184
Dumb kid, dumber parents
>>677368846
good kitty
>>677361184
Kek. Nice filename.
>>677368846
the jaw strength on that cat wow
>>677352682
HAVOK PHYSICS
>>677368598
Haha nice impression of them
>kek
>deez goy kno betta
>>677361705
I hope you get raped by 100 nigger sized bananas.
Violence solves nothing.
>>677368598
Cancer
>>677368846
anyone here ever eat gator? its pretty good
>>677369415
Nah man. They're fucking around. This hard ass bitch ll tag your heart away.
>>677359484
is this kill?
>>677351476
>i used to rek this vag.
>she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
>
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
>>677362315
game?
>>677369629
No Cleetus, we haven't
>>677369799
Reincarnation bro. He'll be back.
>>677361893
"Ok, Akmed, who is this asshole with the laser pointer?"
-famous last words
>>677369974
Star trek 64
>>677369629
haven't but can't say I wouldn't
>>677353274
the fucker runs away before he has to pay for damages
>>677368008
>being this retarded
>>677351476
>>677369994
>>677370165
its actually good. ive only had it once at this restaurant. But it was seasoned and grilled.
>>677362342
Yes, fur is real.
