Hello /b/ 27 y/o virgin here.
I finally gave up on the idea I will ever get an attractive woman to like me.
Now I start looking for fatties. Any advice?
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>>677378579
Me too, I was thinking of those that seem like they wear clothes just enough to cover their ass and that have massive cleavage since they don't have self esteem, there are popular ones like that too so we need to find one that isn't THAT good with people, all I can think of at the moment, problem is how to approach.
>>677379166
I've had to (mis)fortune to have fatties come up to me.
honestly i wish i was still a virgin
>>677379484
Lucky, I'm actually so unapproachable not even fats or ugly come up to me. I dunno if it's unattractive or because I am antisocial.
>>677379918
Why anon? I hate being Virgin Im gonna be 21 soon it sucks for me.
>>677379918
I don't even care about the sex anymore, just want companionship.
>>677380022
I used to be a massive neckbearded faggot, changing from that helped me a lot.
>>677378579
ok cupid...shits full of fat bitches
>>677380622
Should have mentioned I would rather not use dating sites yet. Not since.. the last time...
>>677380336
>companionship
that, right there.
>>677381533
Tell us, about
> The last time
>>677378579
find 1 feature about her appearance you do enjoy (her eyes, her tits, etc.). also, tell her she's beautiful all the time, even though she's not. shortly he'll be putty in your hands
>>677382619
Basically my stupid fat cousin was on it and she found me. She showed her Dad he laughed his tits off and I wasn't allowed to forget about it for a long time. Basically my Uncle is dick and I'd rather not remember him.
>>677383015
Finally advice!
>>677383015
> Hey anon!
> Hey beautiful, nice tits
> Omg thank you anon I love you
> I love your tits, beautiful
Sounds good to me.
Big girls give the best head. True facts.
>>677383137
Haha shit I'm sorry, I would of catfished her. And thats pretty ironic since she's there too... Unless you had something cringy about yourself or your description I guess.
>>677378579
Why bother with a fatty. I mean unless you find her personality to be amazing, and I can totally understand how that can trump other factors, it's not worth it just to find a body to have sex with.
>>677384182
I probably did being the faggot I was
>>677384308
see
>>677380336
>>677378579
Fatties will boost your confidence, and you will be able to work your way up to a mildly attractive, but psychologically stunted women in time. Go for it anon.
Just don't marry the 1st girl you fuck.