Name a better pen.
>Protip: You can't.
Signo pens
Writefag here: literally any fountain pen, or the Precise V5 if we're talking pleb pens available at grocery stores.
Bitch.
Retro 51.
Fisher Space Pens - can write in space, under water, upside down.
>>677378411
Papermate makes a nice felt-tip, if we're talking about general walmart tier pens.
>>677378411
I shoplifted some fancy ass pen from some store like Macy's I think, and it was really nice. Definitely nicer than any other pen I've ever used. I think I still have it but there's no more ink
>>677378411
>.7 mm
If you're using anything bigger than .5 you may as well be using a paint brush.
>no bleed
>longer lasting
>yapanese engineering
hard to go wrong
>>677379250
>Fisher Space Pens - can write in space, under water, upside down.
/thread
>>677380347
Thats negro
>>677378411
uniball signo 207 in .7 navy blue for signatures
in .5 red for work
faggot
>>677379250
>Fisher Space Pens - can write in space, under water, upside down.
so can a pencil
>>677378411
those things suck. their ink smudges
there's a bic one that's goat
Optiflow - Staples
>>677380921
maybe a pencil can write in space but I'm not so sure it can write reliably under water.
>>677380561
i have one an i don't like the feel of how it puts the ink down
i have a cross pen that's got a way better ink deposit feel
maybe the cartridge is shit but i would think their quality control standards are high
>>677380921
if the tip breaks of in space it's a chocking hazard
>>677381486
>maybe a pencil can write in space
there's no maybe about it.
>but I'm not so sure it can write reliably under water.
ask any diver. they can. you just need paper that won't rip when you try to right on it wet.
>>677378411
bic
>>677378411
Try harder fag.
Can i just say. Only on /b/ would a bunch of faggots argue so much about pens.
>>677381490
I find the fisher to be less than effortless as well. I prefer parker refills.
>also this goes into soft tissue much easier than the pilot will.
>>677378411
I agree that those G2 pilot pens are decent BUT i like the BIC atlantis pens more :) (the atlantis is my everyday us pen)
>>677381964
you're a faggot because you don't have a good pen you pleb
>>677381964
You know what, you can leave
Pentel energel
>>677381667
so diver carry pencils and sharpeners and special paper then. Are they the suction kind of sharpener or the razer blade kind?
>>677382145
Same. My favs.
used these all through highschool
>>677382168
>>677382204
did i say it was a bad thing?
DID I FUCKING SAY IT WAS A BAD THING?
i love that on /b/ it's not even odd, i'm just high and randomly realised this is the only place where shit like that is normal.
>>677382515
i understand that but it's my duty to ridicule you because /b/
>>677382515
Babe calm down
>>677378411
Good choice op. I like pic related too
>>677382522
thats negro
>all these poorfags not using mont blancs
>>677382418
Yeah. There's special waterproof paper. I had a small spiral and a fisher when I was doing biology field work for a university. Sounds lame, but it blew my mind how it just worked when wet. Hardcore.
Do you guys remember the pencil sharpener from youtube. the one that acted like a serial killer. it was an act right?
>>677382670
negro
>>677378411
agreed
G2 07's and Papermate Sharpwriters ftw
>>677381415
Bleeds like a British hymen but who the fuck cares
>>677381964
*starts floating in the air with eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy resonating from palms*
Chose your next words carefully.
Calligfag here.
>>677378411
If you like pens you should check out pen island.com they got some good stuff that you might like OP
Not pens, but comic makes some damn fine markers. Best I've ever used.
>>677383010
I think OP should be checking out penis island.com
>>677382670
my fav. here is a tit for you
>>677383002
i bet that writes so sexy and is like your hand is cumming
>>677382670
is that a felt tip?
>>677383167
^^copic
>>677383315
garbage
TUL pencils are the absolute GOAT. I don't know why everyone isn't using them.
>>677383010
Wow did you hear that one from your pal on the swings during recess?
Bitch please
>>677383650
>tips fedora
pretty sure there is a pic of a kid using these in class wearing an actual fedora
someone must have it
>>677383674
wash your damn bedspread you filthy nigger
>>677383416
No everytime i fuck your mom she tells me a funny website
>>677383936
I know her.
need i say more
Onyx pens
>>677380347
tried it, doesn't write well if you write too fast, can't apply too much pressure to page either, it's really a drawing pen and not a writing pen.
>>677378411
honestly OP that pen sucks some ass. I mean it's not terrible but you're really not getting much improvement over your regular $0.5 bic pen
I use the pilot g-tec c4 pen (pic related) it works really well, you can press down as hard as you want, write at any angle, and always get the same fine line thickness, one complaint though, there is no grip so you can hurt your finger if you use a death grip on it for too long.
>>677384040
rut-roh
>>677378411
PENis brand is really awesome for you, OP.
>>677383674
That mans cologne is delicious.
Energel is still better
> no bleed
>pretty, precise, clean lines
>feels great to write with
Write all my essays with it, never had anything wrong, except the writing bit wears down if you write too hard
>>677380347
but they aint ballpoint, its felt tip, it dries to easily.
>>677383674
Compensating for something anon?
>>677383857
it's not his
this is similar to the one i like from bic
might be the same not sure
>>677384040
Muh man
>>677381625
autism
>>677384265
Not if you leave the cap on tard, take care of your damn pens
>>677378411
I really do like that pen, but my all time favourite has to be
Uni-ball Vision 0.5mm in black
can we all agree these are the cancer of pens?
>>677384674
i guess NASA is autistic then you fucking retard
Masterpen race
>>677384040
those germans make a mean machine
>>677384790
you know astronauts drink tang.
Any unibal
>>677384968
delicious
I know I can't name a better pen. I literally refuse to write with anything less. I own over 100 of these in may different colours but almost exclusively use black. It's great for quick notes and good enough quality to write a decent-looking penned letter.
Pen/Pen, would pen again.
>>677385209
reccomended by penn & teller?
>>677381832
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>677384142
.4 master race, son
>>677385301
nice, you should be my personal consultant
I like to steal my moms pens. They feel great!
>>677384694
Found one of these on the floor in high school. Never used anything else since.
>>677384790
how the fuck can you choke on a tiny piece of lead you autistic cunt?
question for calligraphyfags:
how did you get into it and how long did it take to learn
>>677385490
would you like to be pen pals? :^)
>>677384142
This got same feel as the g2?
>>677380347
>If you go wong
>You can never go wrong
>>677385669
>be in space
>zero g's
>things float
>a bit of lead can be inhaled causing respiratory issues not easily solvable in space
>also can cause eye injuries
go ask nasa, this is all legit issues in space
totally different than here on earth
the stupidest or most insignificant thing can scrub a mission or worse in space.
>>677378411
Idk if anybody else knows this, but if you unscrew the handle part of the pen and blow into it a certain way it makes a really high pitched noise
You have to get the pilot G2 .38mm ultra fine. everything else sux
this is now a space thread
zebra stainless tnk mi l8r
>>677385658
That's actually how I got into 'em as well
>>677386253
I did that shit in class all the fuckin time
I was an asshole..
>>677386485
also good for spitballs
this thing is really cool
it is used to suppress the sound from the engines to keep from bouncing back up and hitting the vehicle as well as keeping the pad from melting
[URL=http://s273.photobucket.com/user/LSUFANDAN/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20160402_232510_zps8wrr4jzv.jpg.html][IMG]http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj224/LSUFANDAN/Mobile%20Uploads/20160402_232510_zps8wrr4jzv.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj224/LSUFANDAN/Mobile%20Uploads/20160402_232510_zps8wrr4jzv.jpg
anyone enjoying these or should i quit
>>677379775
my kindred spirit
>>677386862
>>677386945
you know you can copy then paste into the choose file option instead of posting a faggot ass link instead of a pic?
THIS JUST IN:
If your pen has a transparent or translucent body, it fucking sucks.
>>677387285
This.
A photo of OP's pen, no less.
>>677387285
this
they write like shit and are rough to your fingers
and i swear they make my hand sweat more
Why cant I find a fucking pen that fulfills basic obligations? And no OP your pens don't do this ive used dozens of them. BASIC REQUIREMENTS LIKE
- No bleeding
- Clear, bold ink
- Doesn't feel like it's scratching the fucking paper
and the most heinous of horrible pen sins is
- WHEN THEY FUCKING STOP WRITING MID-SENTENCE OR LETTER. THE INK JUST FADES OUT AND U HAVE TO RETARDEDLY DOODLE FOR 5 MINS TO HAVE IT RETURN TO NORMAL IF IT EVER DOES OR JUST ACCEPT A SHITTY TEXT OR RETRACE EVERY GOD DAMNED LINE OVER AGAIN.
fucking awful, and the only pens that don't do that list thing are the shitty ones that write all faded and nonbold and manage to last like 3 years
>>677387427
oops, that was meant for >>677387157
>>677387898
That's why you should try an energel. It glides across the paper and dries pretty fast with clear lines that never stop until it's out of ink
>>677387898
best pen i've used was a simple silver cross pen
it writes silky smooth and is over 15 years old and has not dried out. it's amazing
>>677387898
>>677388220
I'n not a huge fan of gel pens, but I will say they do feel good.
Also, there are a lot of people out there producing pen bodies that are meant for one or more specific types of refills. I have a couple for Fisher refills, which write pretty well.
Inkless, never-ending, non-smearing, metal pen.
We're done here.
>>677388490
what does that do?
>>677388490
Name of pen?
>>677378411
I have 2 of these at work and they ain't even good enough to write down fucking pizza orders gtfo
>>677384259
I'm not an internet pen autist, but I like your choice anon
>>677388580
Exactly what it says. Writes literal metal onto the page. No ink to dry or smudge. Writes upside-down or in space. Never runs out.
>>677388490
That's interesting. I wonder how well the writing holds up.
>>677389002
if it deposits something it will run out. eventually.
what's the brand, i want to look this up
>>677388841
Go fuck yourself, heathen
>>677389111
Inquisitive trips fucking checked
>>677378411
I used to be a G-2 guy until I tried pic related, never looked back.
Papermate inkjoy is obviously masterrace
>>677389326
I don't care for the removable caps and the grip doesn't look very comfy tbh anon
>>677389326
I can respect that, but I prefer g2
>>677388781
>>677389243
I got it here. 5 years of continuous on-site note taking (construction surveying) and the tip still looks the same as when I bought it.
>>677379775
>not using a 1.0 mm
It's like you don't even want the ultimate silky smooth writing experience with thick, luscious, bold lines
>>677389657
Damn, link fail
http://shop.coolmaterial.com/products/the-inkless-metal-pen?variant=168584242
>>677378411
congratulations, you found the best pen in the office section of a corner pharmacy.
>>677389657
This. I've used one since undergrad and I'm working on my post doc in mathematics now
>>677378411
Mah nigga.
>>677389111
5 year old construction notes, rained on and snowed on, still perfectly legible. It doesn't bleed when it gets wet like ink does.
If you are not using a Uniball Jetstream 0.7 in blue, you are an unsophisticated person.
If you are not using a Zebra mechanical pencil in 0.5mm, you are of questionable breeding.
>>677389751
you faggot, paste that link into the choose file window
god damn you faggots this is an image board
>>677383365
I just ordered a whole box at work. cant wait until monday.
>>677390072
Leave him alone
>>677389751
disregard
>>677390072
i dun goofed
i'd be afraid of losing that on the jobsite m8
it's $30
>>677390072
you retarded faggot. someone asked for the product website.
>>677390235
>>677390226
I apologize for my comment and respect your admission of goofing.
>>677390072
like i give a fuck nigger.
>>677390047
>blue ink
>>677390235
Let's take it down a notch here anon. I-I don't want any trouble
>>677390218
>>677390235
it's late i fucked up
i was thinking of that other anon that posted three image links
i was the one actually asking for the link lol
tits for the fuckup
faber castell grip x5
>>677390505
I understand. I forgive you
ITT: People who actually care about pens.
I always thought everyone is like me, just using pens given as anad for some company. I never bought a pen, they just appear from time to time...
>inb4 ballpoint pen
Those literally are pens and this is what I use
>>677390226
>i'd be afraid of losing that on the jobsite m8
>it's $30
Fair point. I'm pretty obsessive about keeping track of my stuff. Never lost, but a few people have tried to nick it.
>>677378411
sharpie pen
>>677383365
Use these all the time, fuckers always trying to steal them
>>677378411
I like the pen15
>>677378411
I do enjoy how easy these write
>>677390713
>>677390748
im really nuts about keeping track of my stuff as well.
like insane.
but fuck those assholes that nick pens. even the basic ones fuck them
>>677387297
These are shitty pens
>>677390823
My neighbor got me with that one when i was a small child.
she didn't think it was so funny after she woke up chained to my basement wall, wrists and ankles bound and fully nude.
>thread about pens
>165 replies
>>677390987
And what do u propose is better anon? Humor me
>>677391145
THE WRITTEN WORD IS IMPORTANT, YOU FAGGOT.
>>677389437
Mah nigga
>>677391145
Don't you have a trap thread you're running late to?
>>677378411
Yeah, you're right.
>>677391145
it's serious business
>>677384259
My nigger.
>>677391145
It's not as cancerous as the rest on here after all
>>677382212
middle one is so fire
>>677384204
>inherited my dad's gold plated pen as a child
>long lost now
DAMN.
>>677391233
Just about any pen is better, including a 50 cent big.
>>677384732
Those aren't the white plastic dime bag ones that won't even write.
Those are for elementary classrooms, fine enough.
easily out writes OPs shit tier pen
Pleb-tier pens. Step your shit up, anon.
>>677382212
what are the 3 all the way to the write?
i think i have the one in black and i love it
>>677392022
You see, these are the reasons why I just use pens that magically appear from time to time.
I know, awesome pens are awesome, but either they get lost or they get destroyed
4 color pen! Awww yeah nigger! Who remember this bomb-ass shit?
>>677392426
wonder if anyone would buy a pen that you couldn't lose
>sync up using bluetooth to your phone
>get out of range and get a warning
>if it's out of sight you can activate a small homing beeper
>>677392721
they were fun to play with in class but shit to actually use
>>677392426
I get this, even though I'm the opposite. There's nothing wrong with either way of thinking. I'm obsessive about of stuff and I never lose things. But some people tend to lose small things like pens and they don't see the need to buy expensive stuff if they're just going to lose it or if someone's going to snag it.
Epipen
>>677392269
>>677383365
I used to use random mechanical penciels but these are fucking godlike. Wish there was a metalic version
>>677383233
you missed your opportunity. you should've said penis land.
>>677380347
These are what my grandfather uses and he's an architect so he's picky
>>677392836
I just have that habit of deconstructing pens and playing with those single parts. Most parts get lost in this process tbh.
I destroy more pens myself then losing them or getting them destroyed.
I'm usually obsessive about stuff myself.
>>677392823
>future pen
>>677393023
Never leave home without it.
>>677385506
>2047-31 years
>Not stealing your mother's vibrating oversized pen collection
Any other math or STEM-bros in here? What do you prefer?
>>677393837
What? You think STEM people have better pen taste or something?
>>677383674
You bought a "fancy" pen to seem like a classy gentleman in high school? Good job neckbeard
>>677393837
post more gifs
that was satisfying
>>677394092
>>677381625
>chocking hazard
>>677378411
any other pen
>writing with inferior tools such as pens
>being this much of a faggot
>>677388490
Name??
>>677393837
Civil engineer here. Why does our education make a difference?
Also, my preference was back here >>677388490
>>677392836
I had the same mechanical pencil from elementary until senior year of high school, lost it on a plane coming back from the UK and didn't realize till after we left the airport
>feelsbadman
>>677379250
great ill use that pen the next time im going to space or writing a book upsidedown or under water
fucking retard cunt fuck off u piece of shit
ur the person who would buy a divers watch even though you'd NEVER go diving.
if that marketing strategy works on you youre retarded
get on my levels bitches, I love the PaperMate Inkjoy
>>677394888
ive used those
pretty nice for a lower price pen
>>677392312
Is that shit for drafting? I need some drafters.
>>677384732
Toss the pen and keep the cap as a great ear wax digger.
>>677382418
you don't usually need a sharpener over the course of one dive... we don't write essays down there yknow
>>677383674
Beautiful
>>677394888
>inkjoy
i always think
of femjoy
>>677382418
also it's less "special paper" and more just a plastic-ish sheet, like a shitty dollar-store cutting board
>>677393837
Mechanical Designer
Prefer Pilot G2 because
>Cheap
>Good
>Many colors for my multicolor-coded notes
>>677395385
kek
>>677395403
Now I'm curious if my metal pen will write underwater.
>>677395440
out of curiosity why do you multicolor your notes?
>>677382145
overrated
>>677395769
wew lad
into the trash they go
>>677378411
>>677378411
I agree OP. People used to steal the shit out of these from teachers in school.
>>677378411
>>677378411
>>677378411
pilot g series 1.0 fuck your .7 bullshit
>game over plebs
>>677378411
The pilot G2 is what I've used for years. I've tried other pens, including EVERY pen others have suggested in this thread, but have been disappointed by the lack of consistent ink flow. Some write smoother, but drop ink regularly. There is no other pen that's better.
>>677395654
Makes it easier to find what I'm looking for.
Equations in red, explanation in purples, examples in blue. Highlight shit that will cause you to fuck things up.
>>677387297
You are the only one in this thread that can appreciate a good pen.
These are by far some of the best pens in existence. I've used thousands of different lens, different styles, different grips, widths etc. You will never find a better pen, period.
>>677396110
thanks m8
good idea
>>677380921
Pencils and erasers generate dust that's bad for spacecraft. The Russians discovered this the hard way.
>>677384732
yes, agreed
>>677395143
>keep the cap as a great ear wax digger
are you me what the fuck?
>>677395037
Drafting, illustrating, inking comics, technical drawing. Expensive as fuck but worth it if you make a living with them.
>>677380921
Not in space, because graphite can cause an explosion!
>>677384694
1999 called. They want their fucking pen back.
pic related
>>677387297
>>677390987
>>677391233
>>677396196
The old school ones yes. The new recycled ones are shit. I have several boxes in my 'collectable items cache' that are the old school type. Sorry but the recycled versions suck dick.
>>677396537
My father worked for an agency under DoD back in the early 90s. He had so many boxes of these pens I'm still using brand new ones to this day. They last for fucking ever.
>>677396196
wow, thousands of different pens. I totally believe that.
>>677383674
Mont Blanc in pooper.
Wow you are right... That is even more classy then saying "sharpie".
>>677382212
I SECOND THE SHIT OUT OF THIS. I only write with these at work/school.
>>677395870
>wew lad
see >>677396924
>>677395974
1.0?! What the actual fuck? 0.7 is even too thick. You fucking ogre. 0.5 or less, otherwise kill yourself.
>>677396824
Join the military, quite plausible. In every job in the world pens are in abundance. But in the military the pen is the hardest item to find, you will literally crawl under desks to find one. Military members covet their pens like no other.
>>677395980
HAH, a clicky pen. Are you 12?
>>677395440
Particle Physicist here. The G2 has been my go-to since I was an undergrad for these exact reasons.
>>677381625
you guys are all wrong. the real threat to pencils in space that if they break and get into the vents, they can fuck shit up real fast.
Any fountain pen fags here? Got a Lamy All Star for Christmas and loved it. Got a Parker Metropolitain and then discovered Jinhaos...
>>677397144
I don't understand. You said it's plausible in the military to use thousands of different types of pens and then proceeded to say that pens are the hardest item to find in the military.
>>677397692
I like fountain pens and want to try more, but I find that I just don't use them enough. The nibs get all nasty and I end up having to clean out the dried ink.
>>677397705
Dumb fuck, they grab any pen in sight. Is it that hard to understand? They travel worldwide and get pens from multiple regions. Thus they experience many pens in their career from all around the world and become experts in pencraft.
>>677397178
>get fukt m9
>im dj khalid
>another one lel XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>677378411
Shut the fuck up Andy
fgts
>>677397940
I like the cleaning process. Takes two minutes max and then you can swap inks if you want. I fall asleep to Goulet Pen videos these days.
>>677396817
It's shit like this that is why we're so in debt.
It's all the waste added up.
Quality thread tbh
>>677397967
>become experts in pencraft.
Yeah, I'm sure they encounter many fine writing instruments.
>>677396196
>I've used thousands of different lens
Yeah, I bet. Fucking think about that. Fucking THOUSANDS.
>>677397270
That and I thought they could short things out. It's all risky tho
>>677398896
Agreed. Handwriting thread next? We can still encorporate our favorite writing utensils
>>677396817
They fucking write great too don't they?
>>677397967
that makes a lot of sense, actually.
>>677380347
Yes. It's really smooth and also great for drawing.
>Pic related, something I drew with this pen
>>677399146
Fuck you I want to go to sleep.
>I'll still follow anons to the next thread
Looks like another all nighter
>>677382212
I worked in an office supply store for 7 years, the Energels are the ones I spend my own money on today for gel pens, as well as the Uniball Vision Elite
For ballpoints, Pentel WOW! and good old Bic in a 12pk.
For a felt tip, Stabilo Sensor
>Mfw this thread is still alive
>>677398972
If you mean to say that military members don't write a whole lot, then you need to come get a reality check. The military is 99% bureaucracy and 1% trying to look cool in new recruit videos. One of the greatest offences you can make in the military is not having a pen on your person. You will get the equivalent of a religious persuasion for that.
Do you faggots even write?
>>677400037
Had one, etremely overrated.
>Nice housing
>shit ink delivery system
>lost it
>not even mad
>>677400037
Looks more like a fancy seat than a pen
>>677378411
how sad has you life to be if you even know a pen or worse, give a fuck about them?
"hey lady, wanna come to my house? i have an impressive collection of pens."
>>677398972
'Nuff said
>>677400037
What work do you actually do with this?
>>677399793
/b/ still delivers on occasion
I love when a thread takes on a life of its own
>>677400430
NEET detected
>>677400430
Yeah, caring at all about something automatically means you're going to immediately show it to women who come over.
>>677399934
THOUSANDS. As in over 2,000 different types of pens.
>>677382212
My nigga. Top taste.
>>677399999
>>677400000
Curious what these gets are
>>677400717
Some other military guys wanna chime in about this shit?
>>677400430
How did you make the leap from a good writing instrument to a loser pen autist?
3rd world detected
DESIGNATED
>>677401087
SHITTING
>>677400037
This looks like the sort of pen an office professional would use to fill out forms and push paperwork.
>>677400569
Use it erry day.
>>677400227
No problems at all with the ink delivery system.
Not a pen, but the old blackwing #2s are the best writing shits
>>677400968
Dude, I fucking understand the point that's trying to be made about the importance of pens in the military, but I'm taking issue with the quote from that guy saying he's tried "thousands of pens". I would argue that "thousands" would mean over 2,000. That's a completely different pen, every day, for almost 5.5 years.
>>677383674
>>677383857
>>677384179
>>677384302
>>677394035
>>677396924
Why all the hate on this guy?
Get on my level faggots
>>677384259
Came here to post this.
>>677401400
Nice dubs, and you take everything you hear literal? I bet he's had more pens in your hands than you.
>>677381832
Yep, thats what I use, xcept 0.5
>>677378411
Fucking suck. Too thick wtf is wrong with you shit smears too fuck
>>677401450
Mont Blanc pens are very expensive and don't do the job any better than much less expensive options.
Just for richfags that want to show off.
>>677382212
I miss the Pentel Tetra Rollerballs man
>>677401450
Probably samefag. Or at least just jealous fags. That is one fine writing instrument.
>>677401595
We've already established those are the cancer of pens
>>677401400
That's not impossible. Or maybe he's like 45 and has had a 20 year military career. You don't know his life. You don't know what he's been through. You keep trying to call him out, like it's unimaginable someone has used 2k pens in their life. It's not.
>>677380347
Those are for drawing. Shirty for writing
>>677384355
this is the best pen known to man
>>677380759
What kind of job let's you use red junk faggot
>>677401776
I think I know the type you're talking about. They look like those but the pens in the op are actually pretty good; the dry quickly and come in fine tip
.38 chiming in, you plebs.
>>677401993
Probably a teacher you retard. How do you not know this after all the red ink on your homework because you are a fuck up in school.
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
Someone make a new thread.
>>677401400
http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/01/387bn-congressional-study-proves-pen-not-mightier-than-the-sword/
>thread about pens hit bump limit
Nice
>>677383674
Faggot
>>677402269
Your dads a faggot fuck you
>>677401705
>I bet he's had more pens in your hands than you.
I'm not denying that. But yes, I am taking his "thousands of pens" literally. If he had said he's used "a ton of different pens", I wouldn't call him out and say that 2,000 lbs. of pens is approximately 22,543 pens, because "a ton" is obviously a figure of speech. Saying "thousands" is not a common figure of speech.
>>677401926
>like it's unimaginable someone has used 2k pens in their life. It's not.
How is that not unimaginable? The website that I've found with the most pens is Office Depot. They have 1749 different pens.