>be 25
>Live at home
>Have pic related as my wallpaper
be fine for a long time...until
>watching youtube one day...
>asmr video, fuck yeah Ephemeral Rift- thirsty as fuck fam
>*get up for a drink*
>my Mom walks to the bathroom to get hangers for laundry, bathroom is last room next to mine in our tiny 2 bedroom apartment
>finish making my food and drink, she walks around the kitchen to leave to get the laundry
>head back to my room-
>door is wide open so dog can get in/out
>my..my FUCKING MOUSE curser got god- damn fucking pushed to the right hand of my monitor onto the 'Show Desktop' tab..
>PIC RELATED IN FULL VIEW ON MY 1920x1080 MONITOR
>my heart fucking sinks
that was earlier today guys, she won't make ANY eye contact with me - I'm playing it off like nothing happened but i'm really feeling awkward...what should I do, ask if she saw anything? please.
>>677388972
Haha what the hell anon why?
Anyways I would tell her a friend changed it to that as a joke and you never bothered changing back and that you're sorry? Shits awkward I can't think of anything else.
Ask her if there's something wrong I don't think straight up telling her would be good unless you can't take the doubt anymore.
>>677388972
> Ephemeral rift
I love that guy he's one of the few youtubers and ASMR guys to really deserve every view.
>>677388972
Top goddamn kek op that's fucking hysterical
>>677389408
thanks, and yeah it's beyond awkward...I was thinking of blaming it on a virus..maybe it'd be best to hope she forgets and just cringe to sleep
>>677389791
yeah love that dude's fantasy improv like his handyman and plague doctor ones
>>677390852
oh you asked why..
uhh..it's honestly such a long story that goes way back to childhood shit...but I find great comfort and sexual arousal in putting myself in potentially dangerous situations (like this)
if you mean the porn itself I'm just autistic or something who fuckin knows man
>>677390852
I got a virus from a sketchy site that changed my wallpaper to 600 pound black women. Just tell her you got a virus
>>677388972
you deserve it degen. be ashamed and change yourself while you can
>>677390852
Oh yeah that's better, you can do it well and make your computer looked fucked up. Like make the screen go sideways or grabbing code to make clickable pop ups that say weird shit and that other code that turns off your computer with a .bat file. Etc.
>>677391253
Ah well it made a great greentext hahaha, I'm actually like that too i like the danger of watching porn when there's people close, sometimes even in the same room, and don't worry about the porn I saw shit like this since I was 13... it's ok anon we lose sometimes.
>>677392100
>I got a virus from a sketchy site that changed my wallpaper to 600 pound black women
holy fuck lmao.
aight, done and done. thanks bros. let's hope i've been convincing thus far...
here, have another wallpaper I use
why the fuck would you have that as your wallpaper regardless? lol
>>677392304
I have to admit, when I saw my door wide open to my room- I got a really amazing shot of adrenaline..and it felt good in a really fucked up way, don't wanna make a habit of getting caught too often lol..
>>677392683
I'd need to pay a psychiatrist for that knowledge lol...
>>677388972
She'll get over it. Your 25 so having tits, animated or not, for your wallpaper isn't surprising.
