I work nights at a downtown midrange hotel in a sorta big city. I see some weird shit. Ask me anything.
>>677401476
Describe the weird shit
>>677401476
explain your weirdest experience
Give us the weirdest shit
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>>677401720
One time I saw a girl getting nailed in the lobby. I usually sit in the back office and watch the cameras, but i could see on cam where they were. I went to the front desk and heard it. They werent even guests.
>>677401476
Hours and hiring process.
>>677401916
Any feces related stories?
>>677401916
I'm Hilton honors gold, would you suck me off if I asked?
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>>677402072
I'm a Hilton Diamond member would you let me fuck you?
>>677401789
One time i had a water leak coming from a room so i had to wake up the guest and figure it out. I knocked a bunch of times but no answer. I had to just let myself in. The toilet was overflowing but the guy was jackin it. Thats not particularly weird but he was squeezing his balls real hard.
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>>677402166
Absolutely not. Ps gold is kinda meh. Diamond is the only one I give a shit about. I might give you a free bottle of water but dont expect much more. Lol
>>677401476
Can you hook a guest up with a reliable hooker? I travel a lot for work and craigslist/backpage is a nightmare to deal with....Been wondering if i can ask the front desk for a recommendation?
>>677402021
None yet and i hope to keep it that way
>>677401916
makes sense cos if they were guests, they'd have had a room to do it in.
>>677402384
I dont really know much about finding hookers. Maybe another night auditor would? I mean its not like youd get evicted for asking.
>>677402330
Wow free water this is really worth it
>>677402492
Yeah. Right. I shouldve just let them finish
>>677401476
do the housekeepers fuck eachother or the guests
>>677401476
Is it actually possible to have sex with housekeeping or does that not happen?
>>677402565
Dont forget the parking spot
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>>677402641
I work nights so i dont see housekeepers.
>>677401476
how much drug abuse happens? any maids fuck the guests?
>>677402565
Also you guys do get automatic upgrades. Depending on the situation i would give an upgrade to anyone, but you guys do get priority before the reservation gets to our hotel. >>677402626
>>677402818
Does anybody know if it's possible to have sex with housekeeping if I don't know Spanish?
>>677402876
Literally so many drugs. Mostly pot. As long as you dont leave a trace in the room its not my business. Same with hookers. If its a smoky drug go outside.
>>677402969
I mean they are people. All of our housekeepers are vietnamese.
>>677403072
have you ever had to call the cops? any rave people go to your hotel? has anyone ever offered you coke?
>>677401476
How do I get a job at a hotel? I have no social skills though so it'd have to be something behind the scenes
>>677403235
I have to call the cops probably 3 times a week. 90% of the time its just homeless people that have snuck in. We have this dude Ernesto who keeps sneaking in. Every time he does the cops throw him in jail for the night for tresspassing. He comes back. Idk what it is.
>>677403336
I mean every part of a hotel of my size has guest interaction. Even behind the scenes has some interaction. You could probably try for a janitorial job or housekeeping. Maintenance if you know how to fix shit.
OP here. Surprised nobody has asked about discounts.
>>677403235
I forgot to answer your other questions. No raves. Its a hampton so the rates are low enough that a couple nigs can get a room if they split it. They try to throw parties but i bust that shit up if i smell pot or it gets loud. No coke offered.
>>677401476
best way to go about asking counter for a discounted room?
>>677403912
I don't want to clean shit and I can't fix a damn thing. I guess customer interaction it is.
>>677403793
Probably because jail puts a roof over his head so it's a win both ways.
>>677401476
how do i get a better room/rate?