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I need help b. I'm really broke and I need to make money

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I need help b. I'm really broke and I need to make money really fast because I need to pay someone. Don't care if it's legal or not.
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have you considered making drugs?
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Robbery fam. It's the only way.
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>>677406789
Im too stupid to do that
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I wonder how many people will not notice revolvers don't have clips
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>>677407050
That's what brought me to this thread
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>>677407050
>clips
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>>677406525
Sell drugs like any other ambitious nigger.
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here is how to make
it's really powerful and obscure but it goes for a lot of money
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>>677406979
At least you're smart enough to know you're stupid.
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>>677407050
>clips
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>>677406525
If you take your gun to a police station they will buy it from you to get it off the streets.
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>>677407702
I've done this before but didn't make much more than $22k. I guess it would be worth it for some though.
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>>677407842
Fuck that
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>>677406525
Succ dick for bus fare then walk home.
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>ITT
we discuss dealing drugs
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>>677407050
>clips
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>>677407050
>clips
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>>677406525
I don't think most people understand how incredibly easy it is to rob most banks.

The tellers don't want trouble, nor do they want you to harm the customers. They just want you to GTFO of there.

Just go a few towns over. Don't use ANYTHING (vehicle, clothes, figure/build) that will give away even the slightest bit of who you are. Go in with a fake beard or some shit and slip a note to the teller. Just go for what's in the registers and mini vaults they have underneath them. Don't EVER go for the main vault or anything from a pack. Just get in and get out in less than 3 minutes. Cops are immediately on their way.

The hardest part is finding and exit strategy. That may be where you need to stake out said bank for a while.

If you can't man up enough to do a bank, hit up several gas stations. That will vary in money and there is no guarantee the cashier won't pull out a weapon or chase you down. That's why banks are easier.

If you can't muster even that, you need to rob someone downtown or some shit. No guarantee they don't know how to defend/fight back. Plus there are more witnesses and chances of other civilians helping.

of course there are several legal ways to make day money. You could panhandle next to a highway or walk downtown and ask for change. You could go to those day labor places, although you have to get there buttfuck early in the morning and stand in line with hundreds of other people. Mostly homeless.

Speaking of homeless, if you get tight with them, you could go near the poor parts of your town and start to sling drugs. Most likely this is the worst decision cause people on hardcore drugs will fuck you up and take your shit. Some honestly just want to get high and will give you whatever in exchange...this is not the ideal approach for money but you can make enough if you sling for a while but you also said you need money fast.

You can pose as a bathroom attendant at a fancy restaurant or bar and take tips for washing people's hands
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