How about a work place/ general secrets thread?
I work for an environmental clean up company and we screw clients on hours and materials left and right. Ill work maybe three hours in a day with 9+ of just eating up the clock browsing the internet. Hell somtimes we just place the hose on the truck in the corret position and run it dry to add in that sweet sweet overtime the whole industry is a sloppily run joke
I work at a hospital. I cum on your bedpans. I don't give a fuck.
I too work at a hospital, and see him cum on bedpans. I don't give a fuck.
I'm cum, I just chill on bedpans.
Ask me if I give a fuck.
I deliver bedpans to hospitals and cum on them before delivering. I don't give a fuck
>>677407996
Hey Peter BarkFist Brown
I'm a hospital. People cum on bedpans while inside me. How many fucks do you think I give?
i work at mcdonalds i cum in the burgers i dont give a fuck
I work at a pharmacy. I cum in your prescriptions. Fucks I give none
I'm a teacher, I come in your kids. I don't give a fuck
I work in an organic garden, I cum on the cabbages and pee on the apple trees, no restrooms.
I don't work and I cum when I cum
I work at a gas station. I'll cum into your gas, I don't give a fuck.
I am mail carrier.
I cum on your junk mail and past due bills.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck
>>677408860
do you give a fuck mrbedpan?
I'm a gynecologist, I cum in your wife's pussy
I work at a birthing clinic and fertalize eggs meant for in vitro with my sperm. I give zero fucks.
I'm a cashier. I cum in your change. I don't give a fuck
I volunteer at a place that helps retarded kids ride horses. I got one of the tards to touch one of the horses dicks once.
I am a artist.
I cum on your comics
I don't give a fuck
bmpps
I work at a sperm bank
I'm impotent so I can't fuck
i work for a private contractor in america, typical ex-military type. i get paid to stalk and harass regular americans, sometimes on behalf of the government and other times just for wealthy people. never been caught, but it's bound to happen one day.
>>677413479
What the fuck does that have to do with cum and bedpans?
Nothing cool and no cum involved, but I work at Subway and have discovered that if you get the egg version of a sub, you're basically getting paid for the egg. Breakfast BMT? That shit's a BMT with free egg, and we knock 50¢ or some shit off the price. Fuck profits, right? Oh, and our register system has absolutely no way whatsoever to charge you for side cups of sauce or extra veggies.
Tl;dr - go to Subway and get an egg sub with piles of veggies and sauce for free salad basically
>>677414909
But what do you cum on?
>>677415645
My fiancées cervix
>>677407996
I work as a Cisco certified network engineer and I cum on basically anything I can get my hands on.
>Out of thermal paste?
Cum on the CPU
>Out solder?
Just solidify cum on the board and solder away
>PC infected with virus?
Tip to computer and cum directly into the optical drive bay
>>677416631
We have fun at my work, cumming on computers and stuff.
Another forced meme thread
I work for Daisy Sour Cream
I cum in your Sour Cream
I don't give a fuck
>>677415999
She works there too? Does she give a fuck?
I am cum.
Work at KFC
None of the cooks clean the dishes properly
Everything goes back "clean" (covered in oil)
Suprised we havent killed anyone yet
