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Why doesnt snakes have legs?

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Why doesnt snakes have legs?
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why doesnt snek have tail
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>>677420502
I dont know D:
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>>677420454
Green one saw some shit in the nignog nose
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>>677420502
snek is tail
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>>677420454
Snek no meed legs cuz evulooshin sed hed wif 1 long tale enuf.
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>>677420454
ancient snakes had legs but they were useless so they evolved without it
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>>677420454
Btw, ever seen a lizard? Why the hell do those things have legs anyway?
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Bcus the snek mite tread on other snek
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>>677420454
Charles Darwin and nazi scientist worked together to create a breed legless lizards for superior infiltration purposes. After Darwin left the project due to the London bombings the nazis went crazy and startied giving the lizards venom and training them for assassinations. Just before Hitler finally shot his face off he gave the order to release all the snakes in Ireland but the mighty Saint Patrick nuked them away and thats why their everywhere but Ireland.
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>>677420454
But the snek is one lung leg tho
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Snake motion is actually extremely efficient -- it's the closest evolution has come to creating a wheel (using continuous static friction).
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A snake is like a wiener lol
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