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>>677430315
Why do you suck at your job?
>>677430400
What makes you think I suck at it?
>>677430315
Have you ever successfully prevented a crime?
fav thing to order from Dunkins?
>>677430459
>rent-a-cop
>Why do I suck?
>>677430658
I haven't had to yet
>>677430315
Do you do martial arts?
>>677430315
Do you I troduce yourself as Officer OP?
>>677430315
What state are you working in? Your pic isn't from CA.
>>677430675
>>677430699
I'm not a cop
>>677430785
Ha no
>>677430787
Az
>>677430812
Not surprising since you obviously can't read too well.
>>677430315
How much do you get paid?
>>677430831
Why not?
>>677430906
I can read just fine thanks. And I would rather not risk my life.
>>677430963
$10/hr
>>677430979
I'm a lazy fatass
>>677430315
Do you vote for the Donald?
>>677430315
Who is your favorite J/ruler in force of will?
Do you carry? or just mace and tazer?
>>677431199
I don't think I'm going to vote this go around
>>677431245
I don't know what that is.
What was the hiring interview like?
would you let a criminal blow you to let them off you calling the cops?
>>677431360
I was the only one who turned up
>>677431393
yeah but he'd have to be muscly
Itt: OP discuss his long life of defending his virginity
>>677431422
How many were supposed to?
What questions were you asked?
>>677431343
I have absolutely nothing but a pen and phone/uniform
>>677431360
I literally applied online and got a call saying I was hired
>>677431393
Only if it is an attractive chick
>>677431519
i blew the guy and he gave me my gun and badge
>>677430315
Most sexual thing you have done while on uhhh...."duty"
>>677431624
Looked at porn
>>677430901
The laws there are so lax, I envy you OP.
>>677431665
You beat?
How are you happy wasting your life?
>>677431699
Yeah one 8 hr course and I'm good to go
>>677431733
Just fine actually
>>677431727
Nope
>>677430315
Do you work for blue steel?
>>677430315
Wat do u think about this information?
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>>677431544
>I literally applied online and got a call saying I was hired
Do you think they would care that I was a guard a few years ago, but quit after a few months?
"they" as in the typical warm-body security company.
>>677430315
Are you ready to play dark souls 3?
>>677430315
whats it like having only a high school diploma and no future prospects?
>>677431865
Good cuz I did security for them and they are shit
>>677430315
Do you hate niggers?
>>677432009
Depending on what they need I don't think they care but depending on where you live state wise you may need recent training.
>>677432053
Eh
>>677432090
I'm about to get a college degree end of this semester and I like security so meh.
>>677432281
Yes but not all black people
>>677432135
How so?
>>677430315
Ok OP, I'm not familiar with your job. You're not a cop, so what exactly do you do? Are you like the TSA guys at the airport? Or are you the security for some store or...?
>>677432567
My job is to observe and report/professional witness shit like that I have as much power as a regular citizen but I get paid for it
>>677432567
And I get to wear a spiffy uniform
>>677432718
do you act like sergeant long dong and harass people?
>>677432654
So you patrol the streets just looking for crime and reporting it?
>>677432718
Do people mistake you for the cops?
>>677432528
Force you to cover shifts during day's off makeing you start your night downtown just to go uptown after that property to go to west valley after that then back to south(gas and traffic issues seeing how you get 10 min to get there) and also if you put your two weeks in your pay gets cut for those two weeks also the owners are just total shit people.
>>677432786
No I'm not an asshole
>>677432798
No I get stationed at a site like a building and I patrol it/monitor. And so far Noone has taken me for a cop.
>>677432818
Well I'm glad I don't work for them then that sounds like total shit
>>677432994
Oh ok. So are you the guy who monitors through cams or you the guy walking around the building sticking gum in weird places?
Greentext any robbery/crime you've seen?
Also if the real cops turn up, how do they treat you? Look at you in disgust or do they say thanks bro
>>677432994
Yeah it was shit they also just hire anyone and basically cheat on the security test by telling you what to fill it out with I mean shit I got the job right out of high school with zero experience they just need bodies to throw around to get payed by properties
>>677433227
I sit behind a lobby desk and every hour patrol the building. It's so fucking easy because I'm midnight shift at a call center right now so there is no action
And no greentexts as I am relatively new to the job sorry
>>677433279
Yeah but hey as long as I'm making a profit I'm good since I do nothing all day anyway I might as well get paid
>>677433498
Damn.
Have you done rectal inspections of the pretty women at the call center to ensure they're not smuggling in bombs?
>>677433615
True but with bs you have to write reports and make 3 resident contacts per night or they doc pay and if you're caught sitting or taken a fkn break and not on patrol they fire your ass on the spot and demand your uniform and if you got nothing on underneath your Fucked.
>>677433813
Ha the women are not that appealing
>>677433892
Dude what the fuck is wrong with them
>>677434011
Do you have any plans for the future after you finish Univ or are you planning to stay a security officer?
Also how much do you make yearly?
>>677434011
The fact that they have 0 knowledge or care on how to run a business I mean I just looked up there reviews and most people hate them but apartments hire them cuz they're cheep
>>677434127
Well I plan on staying security right now as long as I can cover my rent with it. And yearly idk but I get $80 a night minus taxes over the weekend thought tonight alone I'm making $120
>>677434289
Yeah the cheapness trap
do you suck dick
how good are you at securing things?
Wow so what you are saying is that your a nigger you couldn't hack being a real cop. You should just blow your brains out you sad mother fucker
Hows does it feel knowing you cant cut it as a cop?