Tell me a good creepy space story /b/
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Tell me a good creepy space story /b/
I will finger blast you into space. I will bust inside you 5000 times before you could blink an eye. My Sperm would be traveling faster than light, into a younger version of yourself. A wormhole is created and I fuck that too. It makes me bust faster and faster, and it pulses and enlarges. The event horizon consumes us all and we become one atom. One true element. An element that takes up the entire periodic table in a mesh of primordial sophistication. An ooze intangible and unimaginable. Some sort of extra dimensional matrix of all existence. It will shoot electromagnetic radiation of all wavelengths simultaneously, corrupting atomic structures yet to be devoured. The decaying of the universe continues to accelerate until it is all gone, in a puff of nothingness. Now we are truly orgasming in ways beyond our mortal flesh could imagine. I fuck your non existent soul fragmented memory and ejaculate a spunk so spectacular the big bang occurs once again. And... We will meet once more... Sometime in the distant future
>>678408870
Well spank me silly and call me a hound dog that was the scariest thing I've ever heard!
Alienz... Alienz evwywher
>>678409145
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>>678409514
Damn you're good.
>>678409410
there are no specific topics on /b/ newfriend
>>678411436
you are the cancer that is killing /b/
>>678409514
That was scary, but not space related.
>>678411487
A new type of thread is cancer? enlighten me.
>>678411487
Leave him alone
>>678411719
your comment is cancer, the thread is just misplaced
>>678411777
>no bully pls
>>678408461
if you fart in space the gasses are set on fire immediately after they leave your asshole due to the lack of oxygen in space. many astronauts died this way and the government keeps it a secret, but it must be obvious to any scientist.