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sup /b/. i'm doing tequila shots on an empty stomach. what are you faggots doing on this saturday night?

>pic related
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Elijah Craig 12 year on the rocks
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>>678410018
Good? I'm too much of a poorfag for anything nicer than Jack Daniels/jim beam, so I wouldn't know.
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>>678410299
Personally not a fan of Jack, I generally drink wild turkey. I only get Craig when it's in sale
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>>678410759
I haven't had jack in awhile. Actually I haven't had bourbon at all in awhile. Usually it's jim beam though. I forgot about wild turkey, but I like their 100 proof stuff pretty well.
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Drinking coffee at 12:40am listening to Gorgoroth.
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>>678410865
Turkey 101 is $23 a fifth where I'm at, so that's my goto, being a poor college student. And if I get tired of whiskey, tanqueray gin is worth the extra money
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>>678411470
Closer to $28 where I'm at, due to taxes. It's not bad though.
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>>678411857
That's rough man. At those prices I'd go old crow with coke. It mixes best of the really cheap stuff
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>>678412180
I don't think I've heard of old crow before...
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Seagrams gin, Busch beer, legend of bagger Vance.
>inb4 poorfag and shitty movie
Fuck you saving moneys and love this movie but have never golfed in my life
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>>678412715
I buy Seagrams too as a poor boy. It'll get you d'd real quick
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>>678409649
7am here, just started a bottle of Bourbon. Having a hard time fighting Depression, think it might be better to end this misery soon
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>>678412715
I've had some good times with seagrams. Mixed a fifth of it into a two liter bottle of fresca, and started in on it after like 7 or 8 beers a couple years ago. Woke up the next morning passed out on my buddy's neighbor's lawn.
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>>678413522
I feel you, anon. That's why I'm here doing tequila shots alone on the weekend. Fourth night in a row of drinking.
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>>678413758
Cheers, the next one is for you anon
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>>678414226
Last four shots were for you too, anon
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Drinking some cheap ass brandy mixed with energy drink, surprisingly nice.
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>>678413251
>>678413599
Y'all my people. Seagrams is shit but gin doesn't get any better by tacking more money on it. It's not like the difference between aristocrat and grey goose.
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>>678415140
And then another two for good measure.

>>678415733
Sounds not bad. If you want to go full shit tier, a four loko with a five hour energy mixed in is alright.
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< 42 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
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Drinking shitloads of beer
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>>678415795
Gin can be better if you spend more on it. But there's literally only one thing that matters. Cheap shit like seagrams, if you read the bottle, will say it's a neutral spirit with flavoring added. It gets the job done. If you spend a little more on some not-shit gin, then you'll notice it doesn't say that. That's the shit that's actually made with juniper berries instead of just being flavored vodka. Beyond that it doesn't matter whatsoever though, you're right.
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>>678415829
Don't have Four Loko in Australia unfortunately, and I've run out of energy drink so I'm gonna have to drink brandy straight from now.
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>>678416100
I have never seen a more bullshit reply. You suck cocks.
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>>678409649
getting drunk for the first tine in a year
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>>678416325
Any flavored malt beverage would work.

>>678416466
What the fuck are you talking about. There're literally two tiers of gin. Flavorless alcohol that's been given a juniper flavor, compound gin, and gin that's actually been distilled with juniper berries. That's the only distinction that matters with gin.
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>>678416666
Be an alcoholic and get drunk 3 times a week.
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>>678416466
Same. I'm the anon from >>678415795
Gin is gin. Shit tier drink, but cheap.
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>>678416666
Nice, on what?

>devil quads czeched.
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Having a party at my place. Drinking spicy pickled ceasers, drinking beers and two of ym friends are drinking mushroom tea!!
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Drinking some guiness and blue moon
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>>678409649
Actually it's Friday night/Saturday morning in most of the western world.


With that autism out of the way, I'm enjoying a sixpack of Flying Fish Exit 4. It's a strong (9.5%) Belgian-style ale brewed right here in South Jersey.
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>>678417063
>mushroom tea
Kill self.
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>>678417224
Shit, you're right. Fuck. I blame all the tequila I've consumed though. And being an unemployed faggot. I get my days mixed up sometime.
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>>678416899
3 or more times
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>>678416979
just some vodka mag, drunk as shit
>>678416899
no thx lol
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Oh, hell...A couple Long Islands, a shot of tequila, just finishing off a whiskey and coke and on my way to the kitchen for either another shot of whiskey or a glass of merlot.
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>>678417536
Fuck, I'm retarded. I meant another shot of tequila.
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>>678417536
DO IT DOUG!!!
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>>678417536
>merlot
What are you, a woman?
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>>678409649
It's Friday night
Go away Australian scum
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Drinking some Cruzan Blackstrap Rum, it's interesting. Anybody else tried it?
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OP please post pics or a vid of your head in the toilet puking your guts out. I need a good laugh.
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>>678417835
I'm not an aussie. I've just got a case of the tard from having half a bottle of tequila.
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>>678417950
No. Have you ever tried whitestrap cumshot rum? It's interesting... if you're a faggot.
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>>678418156
Puking? I'm not a faggot or a woman, anon. Tequila doens't make me puke.
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>>678409649
Jose Cuervo is not real tequila. Not technically, not legally, just imaginary tequila. Look for "100% Agave" or you're just drinking Mexican piss water.
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>>678418574
I don't really care. It gets me drunk and that's all that matters.
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>>678418976
So, you suck dick but don't care because it gets you drunk and that's all that matters?
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>>678419336
I drink 40s and steel reserve and four loko. Why the fuck would I give even half of a shit that my tequila isn't 100% agave, you colossal faggot?
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>>678419336
Shit if sucking dick got me drunk I would be sucking dick daily, could end up making money while getting drunk.
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>>678417261
Shrooms are awesome dude. Were also rocking speed and coke as well. Were having a blast over here.
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>>678420137
Shit I'm drunk enough that I'd try coke right now if I could.
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Sambuca and tea. It was better with cream soda.
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>>678420096
In the right amounts, its a lot of fun!!
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