When you think you gotta fart
But in the end it is a shart
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're riding on the bus
And your ass begins to pus
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you climbing a ladder
And you hear something splatter
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When your driving your Chevy
And you feel something heavy
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're beating off your knob
And out shoots a sticky blob
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you buy a brand new dress
It gets returned in a mess
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
Just go ahead say fuck it
And collect it in a bucket
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
Sprinting down the street
Your knees are getting weak
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're sliding in to first
and you're pants are 'bout to burst
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
>>678414340
When you're running into second
and you need some disinfectant
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
Posting shit on /b/
And your ass begins to pee
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
>>678414438
When you're running into third
and you smell a juicy turd
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
About to pay to fuck a lady
But her beard makes it seem shady
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
>>678414669
When you're sliding into home
and you feel some juicy foam
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
When you're puking in the bowl
But your ass is gettin swole
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're sitting in a boat
And you see something float
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
< 30 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
You think you're gonna make it
But her ass just couldn't take it
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you go to vote for Trump
and you take a big fat dump
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
>>678415039
When you ruin a fucking thread
OP's wishing you were dead
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you hear an awful sound
And your bumholes gone to town
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you open up your ass
Only thinking it is gas
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
Top fucking kek OP, you are a god. Holy shit my sides.
You want to write a post
But you find your ass is toast
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
>>678414506
>>678415284
When you improvise a verse
But your ass is gonna burst
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
Knock at her backdoor
Unfortunately she's a whore
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're slapping up your wife and you can't find your knife...
> Diarrhea
> Diarrhea
When your eyes begin to mist
But shes still lubing up her fist
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
You try to fart all sneaky
But your ass is really leaky
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When the bed is gonna' break
So you choke her with your snake
> diarrhea
> diarrhea
When your kinds say they are hungry
Nothing rhymes with hungry
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
Poop
Other poop
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
>>678417151
Hungary rhymes with hungry
>>678417964
When a fag doesn't follow the rules
You must coat him with your stools
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When your ass starts to bleed
but you're the son of apollo creed
>Another shitty Rocky movie
some people think its gross
but its really good on toast
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're kneading on your dough
And your butthole starts to go
>Chocolate dookiecream
>Chocolate dookiecream
When you wake up 'round midnight
In a pooling puddle o' shite
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
when your girlfriend makes you dinner
and your buttholes the only winner
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
When you give the weights a hoist
And your spandex becomes moist
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When it's the best thread you've seen all week
But your ass begins to reek
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're playing in the dirt
And your ass begins to squirt
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
when you go an get a snack
and its coming out your crack
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
When your knees become jelly
And you smell a smell that's smelly
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you try to bust a nut
But she's foaming at the butt
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
when youre posting on this thread
and you feel some shit in your bed
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
bursting in to tears
covered in shit up to your ears
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When it's a YLYL thread
And you post a meme that's dead
>cancer
>cancer
She says she'll fuck you later
But you need to lay a liquid tater
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
when you try and fuck a trap
but it just ate a bean wrap
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
felling kinda sick
and start shitting out your dick
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
This topic is fucking garbage.
Fuck off teenagers.
>>678423234
autistic lil bitch
complaining abou shit
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're fucking someone's daughter
And you feel that doo doo water
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
>>678423234
When you try to act all cool
But you are strictly spouting stool
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're cutting off your dick
And you feel that anal squick
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
When you need to go poo
But you don't know how to loo
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you fuck a hooker dry
And your dick begins to die
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
>>678423234
>topic
>>678423234
when youre acting like a fag
and your pants begin to sag
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
>>678423234
>>678423595
rekt m8
when youre shooting up a nigger
and pants start getting bigger
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
>>678424300
Dubs confirms wreckage.
>>678423234
When you try to get reactions
But your asshole is a distraction
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
Am I the only one who's taking a shit as I'm reading this thread?
>>678424631
Sounds more like
>murder boner
>murder boner
When it's 6 in the morning
But your arsehole gives no warning
>Diarrhoea
>Diarrhoea
>>678424881
When you try to take a shit
But this thread cant handle it
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
When you're dancing like a fool
And your ass begins to drool
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
When you wanna dance, but fill up your pants
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
You are really into scat
So you stalk your neighbor's cat
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
Even the family's round for tea
And it trickles past your knee
>Diarrhoea
>Diarrhoea
Whe you're lurking on this thread
And your asshole's burning red
>diarrhea
>diarrhea
When you start to masturbate
But suddenly you're in a lake
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
never before have i seen such a huge samefag
>>678427183
Stop looking in the mirror
When you find a thread
That was quite nearly, almost dead
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
Running down the gutter
With a piece of bread and butter
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
Some people think it's funny
But it's really wet and runny.
>Diarrhea
>Diarrhea
