There it is.
Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.
Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessly move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep bench. They guarantee me the strength and the power you never could even imagine of.
Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)
U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAXaCmky4Hw
cool dude
>>684168395
1 bullit and ur ded bro
>>684168395
You grabbed the small version of the image when stealing this copy pasta, OP. You're a real fago-faggot. Nigger dick for you only.
>Street altercation
>>684168395
Ppl usually react more self consciously to these threads around night time. Maybe you can try your little copy pasta then instead?
>>684168395
lmao fag if this is you (timestamp it), your muscles cant protect your face when you get hit. also, having been in fights, i can tell you that strength is at best 30% of the outcome. not more
I would fucking kill you
When you've got a small penis and you have to compensate for it by having big arms.
I'm sorry, but /fit/ is that way. Also, post a timestamp to prove that's really you or I don't give a fuck what you're going on about.
>>684168395
my Glock 17 says yes i can open my mouth and call you a bitch.
>>684169517
>9mm
That pussy gun wouldn't even pierce my layers of muscle. Nice try fag but go buy a mans gun.
>>684168395
>>684168395
You didn't mention any fighting skills so I'm assuming you have none. In that case, a dude with 46cm biceps and training would easily kick the shit out of you. You realize this right? Just for your own safety. Sometimes I'm walking the streets downtown on a Friday night and all the gym bro douchebags are out. They talk shit, but probably all fight like shit.
tldr: an mma chick would beat the shit out of you
i fucked up mans bigger than you fam and i would fuck you up too wallahi
Try me kid and see what happens hahahaha
>>684170227
iiiiuuuuuiuuuiuiuiuiuuuuiiiiiuuuu
>>684169849
why would i shoot your muscles, i would unload in your face like in a brazzers video
>>684170227
ゴゴゴWhat's your 「stand 」 called?ゴゴゴ
>>684170227
Bruh. You need a sammich. keksimus maximus
>>684168395
>Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation?
Kick in the nuts, punch in the nose, hit in the knees.
Muscles doesn't take the pain away, bulky or not you'll get down crying like a lil bitch.
>>684168395
>not even at 20" yet
keep lifting, one day you'll be a big boy.
>>684169849
Muscles don't work like kevlar, and even if they somehow stop a bullet you'll still be on the ground bleeding and in enough pain to incapacitate you.
Big muscles don't mean you're strong or know how to fight
>>684168395
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>684171748
Nice try pussy. But that's spoken like someone who doesn't have muscles. I'm not afraid of you
lol thinking that shit saves you when i stab you with my knife
2/10 shit bait made me reply
>>684168395
Yes 50cm IS the same as fifty centimetres. Well done OP. We're all proud...
>>684172208
I have so much testosterone from working out that when my adrenaline kicks in I wouldn't feel your knife at all. You'd get one stab in before I was beating your fucking face in. You'll be eating through a straw for the next two months and I'll just say a nut job came at me with a knife so I had to defend myself
>>684172108
So? I don't scare people because I'm a human being who dislike instilling fear in people for no reason.
>>684171988
Kek. Please let this be the new "What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch? I'll have you know..."
>>684168395
your soul is a little boy who needs to build a massive castle to protect him
>the castle is your body
gross.
>>684168395
>when I grab your gf's ass
>gf
Yeah, that will surely happen...
>>684168395
I don't have any biceps, because I lost both arms in Jordan a year ago. I'll still drag you skull across ground. I'll make sweet love to your mother and have you calling me pops. Hell, I type 93 WPM with my cock. she will moan like animal.
>>684168395
>gfs ass
Im gay
And in fact I had a "street altercation" today and came out untouched. They're getting stitches, I'm probably getting sued or arrested but fuck life right?
So unless you're a fag and want to grab a dude's ass you're out of luck. It's bait anyways
>altercation
autism.
On topic, the fuck do you think your body can do against a rock, a knife or two extra mother fuckers jumping you from behind ?
>>684172890
Best comment 1000/10 IGN
>>684173224
You fucking wish you queer. And Jordan is a shoe brand. Fucking moron
Fake and gay. Fucking kys with cou de crayon ass fag
>>684171988
That's all.
Radius of 50 cm. Fan fifty centimeters.
Who do you think could be a real shit confrontation in the street, the same desire? You must open your mind, or, when I look sneakers and a double girlfriend hand peaks? Natural. pencil neck, and swallow down, and they shall be my anger, and his lower lip trembled, her cool hand. But I want. This is the weight, easy to defend 45 kg of Scott Banco right to move the arm. I promise no authority and power, so busy with work.
I do not know, how can I prevent foot rat at least :) But as in this life so he asked a lot of difficulties regarding all things, and Troll. If I can be the best example of it on a pole, and the love you have to have a low profile and allow the mouth of their own will not know his wife. Do not worry, just like the real one)
You're pissed? It's good. To enjoy life.
>>684173656
kek
>>684168395
My reply:
"Excuse me, did you just sexually assault this fine young woman? Wow, what a disgusting human being you are. Oh, what, are you going to hit me? Go ahead. I haven't felt a soft asshole on my face since she sat on me a couple hours ago. Yeah, right here, punch me right on the cheek." Then he either hits me and I sue his insecure ass or he putters off like the dimwitted cunt he is.
>>684169849
Imagine that grappling into your body while some edgelord who doesn't even lift pulls the trigger from a comfy distance.
If anything muscle makes you a bigger target
>>684173463
Confirmed for nigger.
Don't see how you could handle a physical altercation with those knuckles dragging the ground.
such an old pasta
>>684174630
No these knuckles will be sliding against your gfs pussy as I finger her you cucked white boy
>>684173656
That is all.
At a distance of 50 cm. The fan 50 cm.
I was a real confrontation shit on the street, who do you think it might be the same desire? And sneakers, I am looking at the height of the double hand of a friend to you, open your mind, if you need to? natural. Pencil neck, just below the swallows, my anger should be, and the lower lip, cold hands, shaking. But I want. It is a simple scales to protect the rights of 45 km Scott Banco to move the arm. Since the first and institution capacity promised not busy at work.
What to me is everything, and so I asked the dwarf many difficulties, I make it possible to prevent the foot of a mouse :) But at least in this life, and I do not know. If I can be the best example of the top of the pole, and love it is that there is a need to allow your mouth that you can not meet his wife and have a low profile. ) How true, please do not worry
Are You angry? this is good. To enjoy life.
>>684175693
I specified earlier that my 'gf', as you so moorishly put it, is your mother. If you want to fingerflick your own mother, which would not at all surprise me, then be my guest. The only other pussy your knuckles drag against is your boypussy, you baboon. I didn't know you could purchase a gym membership with foodstamps. I guess the money earned from whoring out your mother to amputees might cover it.
>>684168395
pics or it didn't happen
dis nigga prob 5ft tall lol
I want to see some true, natural, pictures, bro.
>>684168395
That's pretty big...but mine are 44 centimeters, and I am 6 foot 5, weigh 270, and can deadlift over 600 pounds. I would beat your ass. But, you do have a nice peak on your bicep.
You must be the guy on that True Natural Body Building Training Routine advert
>>684168395
Moving weights around doesn't make you a fighter. Fighting is a learned art that no one is naturally good at. I know this from being in the infantry, and taking ju jitsu for years. It's the gym rats who think they are tough that are the easiest to beat the fuck out of. Gym muscles are slow twitch muscle fibers, and that much mass means your bitch ass is going to be sucking for air like a two whores in a dick sucking competition. I'd talk shit to you on any street. I'd fuck your girl in front of you.
>>684168395
I am a scrawny 5'10" with stick arms and would beat your ass to a fucking pulp bruh lmao!!!!!!
>>684168395
>implying you're anything like what you just wrote an essay (or probably copied) about
>heavily implying you're not just some neckbeard getting off while you dishonestly threaten betas
>insecurity level - over 9000
>mfw retards don't realize ripped dudes have 0 stamina
>mfw niggers and douchebags try to fight me, while they don't understand that violence > raw strength
>>684169158
Angry manlets can be deadly
>>684171988
Underrated post
Top kek
>>684168395
Gay
>>684168395
>big biceps
>strong
lmao
let me know when you can bench/squat/deadlift 1.5x
>>684173318
>>684181349
No top poster is gay, OP is a faggot...
>>684168395
welp. somebody used steroids. you're big until she reaches the part where big actually metters
>>684171988
HAHHAHAHAH that was top kek.These macho men think they run the world.It was much better if their dads jizzed in nettle so it would be much easier to feel that burn on the dick for few days instead of having these a-holes on their conscience for the rest of his misserable life.These guys are so cringy that I feel ashamed for them.
>>684168395
tfw evolution didnt make sure for girls to be atracted to stronger males
your benefits are: lift heavier objects and punch people
something u do like a couple times in life
Enjoy pulling the bits of glass out of your neck!
>>684173395
Actually, my gf punch harder than me, so, you do really need to care about that sort of stuff
>>684172890
I don't know about you faggots but I am definitely praising the sun
>>684184658
I would like to see him rush me when my axe is in in his skull.
>>684168395
That's pretty good man, what you do? You do curls or pullups?
