/b/ >walk into work >see this What do?
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>walk into work
>see this
What do?
>>684197009
I don't have such a shitty education that I'd work somewhere like that.
Ask if it's fresh organic beef. Then inquire about price .
>>684197009
Get cookin'
Drag that shit to the meat department and fire up the grill.
>>684197009
i would try to find out what fucking moslem bitch made a halal slaughtering in the middle of a supermarket
Ask why my steak is under cooked
clean up isle 3....
Pull out my 3ds and play video games.
Find a vegan, bring them over and laugh.
>>684197009
you ignorant american
I live there, thats an organic cow is expensive as fuck, but you could cut your own stick fresh, then weight it and pay for it, it doesn't get any better than that.
story?
>>684197009
Free meat!
i'm not certified to clean up blood or other potential biohazards.
mfw
>>684197009
>Cleanup on aisle 2.
>>684197512
damn you.
>>684197009
I'd fuck it like it's never been fucked before.
>>684197009
Is this some shitty PETA pic where they try to shock people into being vegans or that's an actual thing that happened?
>>684197009
> he doesn't know about the new organic farming trends
that's an organic cow, mate. all natural and healthy
>>684197009
Start laughing hysterically
Christ, how much would you want to get pay to clean ALL that shit up - professionally or not.
Fuck me, I dont think anything less than a grand would do otherwise.
>>684197947
>Willem Dafoe sucked on prime Madonna tits
I will hate this man forever.
>>684197009
Start choppin', anon! That shit ain't gonna clean, cut, weigh, and package itself!!
>>684197009
Do you even know what farm-to-table means?
I wonder what i did to end up working at a habib shop
>>684197621
my guess, some faggot as animals lovers did this in protest "let these shit lord see what they are doing" in an ironic way of showing not to kill animals, they fucking kill one.
vegan social experimetn gone sexuallll
>>684197009
I love fresh meat sections
>>684197009
Find PA system and announce "cleanup in aisle 7.... Also inquire about today's special on beef", then get back to browsing 4chan.
>>684197997
Yeah it happened accidently release of nerve gas.
>>684197009
Walk home.
Make plans for lunch.
>>684198084
prissy ass bitch.
no wonder all the mexicans are taking fat american jobs
>>684197009
take a photo then post this thread om /b/
>>684197947
Ironic, considering Madonnas tits now resemble Willem Dafoe
>>684197009
Looks like today's inventory is cancelled. O well. Back in the van, guys.
>>684197621
>>684198761
Yeah I would do it for like $100
>>684197009
Ohh the Tralpe is on sale, better stock up
>>684198910
>>684197009
Wonder why im suddenly working in a supermarket instead of my normal job of race car driver/astronaut/bikini inspector/nigger hanger
>>684199905
>nigger hanger
whats the price per ton? is it comparable to copper?
>>684199244
Now they're gonna have to pay reparations and it will be illegal to say anything bad about beef.
>>684197571
Best fucking response
>>684197009
kek, price tags reminded me of this.
>>684197009
rate 5 stars for fresh produce
>>684197009
Make the newguy clean that shit
>>684197009
Well, I do like it fresh.
>>684197009
Is this what they do in Oklahoma, instead of leaving a horse head in your bed, they leave a cow in your Piggly Wiggly?
>>684197161
someone has to sell your fat edgy ass some food.
nigger
>>684197009
Use my brain to defy gravity?
>>684197997
Bull got loose from a truck of cows in Germany, ran into supermarket, police put it down before it could do damage. Now vegans and vegetarians are using it as a propaganda act calling the cow innocent, which I find funny seeing as it smashed a lot of shit before dying.
