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Haiku me bitch!
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>>684195301
That plant is tiny
Why is that plant so tiny
Or is your hand huge?
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>>684195582
beautiful
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Haikus, normally,
are broken into three parts
because people suck
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>>684195301
OP is a faggot
I think he should kill himself
Get off my board
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Suck my big balls
Hairy stinky balls
Op is a faggot
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>>684195301
No, motherfucker.
I won't waste my time with that.
Shove it up your ass.
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>>684195301
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
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I am a fat dad
Have sympathy for me
It's snowing on mount fuji
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>>684195301
Faggots to the left
Faggots to the right
What a bunch of gaylords
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OP is faggot.
Potato is only friend.
Life as slav is hard.
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I have to go pee
For some reason I'm not though
Oh well piss myself
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OP tries so hard
To prove that summerfags are
Very very real
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>>684196980
Catchy
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I made baked Ziti
With penne pasta
Someone kill me
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>>684196502
>>684196630
It's pronounced "Oh-Pee"
you glorious winged fag
that's one too many.
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Air is pickling
Seventy six more floors
Fat fuck!
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>>684197648
The image loads
of OP's nude mom
I came... hard
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>>684197221
I killed thee
not forf spite or rage
but for pasta
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Tiny tree in hand
Show tits or gtfo
OP is a fag
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Dr O'Dwyer
Time to have your head smashed in
With my new hammer
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I walk in the night
John Wallace greets me warmly
I do not know that man
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Five Syllables Here
There's Seven Syllables Here
Refrigerator
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>>684195301
Since I like haikus
I'll still wrIte one, but really,
Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>684199786
I lold
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>>684201017
Cheers buddy
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Laying in my truck,
Waiting on the pumps to roll,
A frac sand hauler.
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>>684195301
humble tumbleweave
what brings you to the alley?
Ghetto ass bitches
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>>684197648

Wow, I can't believe,
How incredibly stupid,
You are, mongoloid.
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>>684195301
tiny potted tree,
how did you get so tiny?
tiny tiny tree
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>>684201738
I forgot the pic
many are smarter than me
I should stop drinking
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>>684195301
Lost a friend today
Fair winds and following seas
Miss you my brother
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>>684201738
nigger is nogging
my nigger while nigging
nigger nigger chicken dinner
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>>684198765
this is not a haiku
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How is my penis
So incredibly large?
It's ridiculous.
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>>684195301
that's not a haiku
you stupid american
why dont you just die
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>>684195301
A giant's great hand
makes the greatest trees look small
nuke that giant faggot
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>>684202266
two pair of sweet dubs
how did you get so lucky?
check those double dubs
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>>684202266
your dick is so tiny
women laugh behind your back
commit Sudoku
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>>684195301
Is that a small tree?
can't tell if it's a palm tree
or a nug of weed.
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>>684202128
your tiny white dick
gives women giggling fits
honkey dont taunt me
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Quadrilateral
An example of one is
Parallelogram
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There was a young faggot called OP,
Who thought he was a rhymer,
He didnt rhyme.
At all.
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>>684202360

A European?
Is it nice living under,
Sharia laws, Cuck?
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