YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>684216326
>when you find out today is career day
>>684217113
Made me smile
>>684216326
Did not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4pWWTxBuo
>>684218111
smiled
also check'd
>>684217113
>pic related, me right now
>>684219135
Lost
>>684219000
Checked, also check em
>>684216326
It's bring your dad to school day
>>684216326
nig nogs be so funneh, hurr hurr
>>684217686
Someone add a bald one without eyebrows and a bic lighter. Pls!
>>684219592
>>684219690
>>684217113
butthurt crackers
May be cringey, but made me fucking lose it
>>684219035
I got you fam
>>684220560
I mean.. even jews cant be that fucked up.
>>684221601
Cagemeleon.
>>684220027
>Thinking you have to be white to laugh at blacks.
Niggers are the most hated race on the entire planet.
>>684217594
Can someone plz give the original of this
>>684222222
>>684222222
Kek
>>684221758
nice
>>684222609
Don't know why but this really cracks me up.
>>684222365
Sauce image, or don't fucking bother.
>>684220136
>beans
>never mind
LOST
>>684220109
I know this person in real life. Anyone want the facebook?
>>684223534
No.
Niggas I was scrolling through my news feed and saw this shit, I fuckinglost on facebook. Decided i was going to come here asap
>>684223035
holy hell
>>684223534
i tried to find it so please fill me in
>>684218074
?
I don't get it. Is there meant to be a caption or something?
>>684223534
if you give it can all of us go and spam pictures of beans to her
>>684223644
Can't wait till it's teeth start growing in. Hell do his species proud.
>>684221619
almost lost
>>684221927
butthurt cracker
>>684222314
Fucking died
>>684223451
Oh my god worth the read
KEK
>>684221619
summerfag here... don't understand this :(
>>684225185
on the house means it's free but it also has the literal meaning of being on top of the house and that kid is crippled
>>684225355
ah ok, thanks!
>>684224940
KEK LOST
>>684221248
lost
>>684223035
kek
/InuRoxas?fref=ts
>>684223525
Haha true comedy and 100% true them dern islams amirite
>>684226067
it wouldnt let me post legit link but here.
>>684226206
I still wish this is real, and want to know what happened after.
>>684223451
top fucking kek
>>684222089
its from boku no hero academia. Well thats what the characters are from
>>684220136
Christopher Reeve
>>684223035
I CANNOT stop laughing at this.
>>684222099
Lost hard xD lmao
>>684225185
breaking bad, you dumb fuck
>>684226560
fucking lies
Na
>>684218111
>libcucks
Stop Trump PAC run by establishment republicans.
I don't know why, but this picture always made me laugh.
>>684220136
i'm thinking about those beans
>>684228273
tell me about bane why does he wear that mask
>>684228273
"why does he wear the mask!?"
>>684228819
>>684218036
fffffffucking lost so hard
>>684228174
I always lose to this
>>684221927
Disagree
>Sand Niggers
>>684219135
>that illuminati symbol in the top right
>>684219135
Why the fuck did i lose too this?
>>684220136
>broccoli
jesus christ, broccoli is like the main fucking vegetable.
>>684228174
I don't know why either.
>>684228296
You clearlydon'tknowhowhypoglycemiaworks
>>684220560
This is power of my stand...
[HARVEST]!
>>684228622
Oh I get it, it's one of those images where they mirror it. It's not really his dong.
>>684223451
This one is worth the read
>>684223451
> works at GameStop
> some guy bitches at us because he doesn't have Silver Mario amiibo
> agree to grab it from back
> everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on Silver Mario
we proceed to start slapping our cocks on Silver Mario amiibo
> the fucking new guy accidentally cums on amiibo
> its too late now, the dude is bitching that Silver Mario is late
> we mix the jizz with the silver coating
> we give it to him
> thinks Silver Mario worked up a sweat saving the princess
> he leaves after purchasing
> he never found out
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking sumo pear, and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan
Fucking losing my shit
>>684230092
Ahh, the fresh new copypasta is finally in action, ehh?
>>684223451
I demand more of this.
>>684224030
It's cancer
>>684220027
>>684221927
I just took a niglet, then promptly flushed it down the drain
>>684230117
youre like clockwork man
>>684230012
New
>>684223525
whatever happened to allhu clockbar after the whitehouse visit?
Id like to believe that hes still out there race baiting and getting into terrorist related shenanigans
>>684230288
> TFW a nigger was born out of your asshole
>>684218919
Man that thing has been jpg'd all to shit.
>>684224597
butthurt cracker > butthurt niglet
>>684223823
He's got a fucking pee stain on his crotch
>>684229550
and you don't know how space bars work
>>684217994
fucking lost q
>>684218919
Lmao
>>684229363
top lel always...
>>684229801
check the couch pattern. they didnt mirror it. thats his firm....erect....perfect...dong.
I'd forgotten about the damn pear.
The surgeon is reminded.
>>684223980
Fake as fuck!
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
>>684231106
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>684231106
>>684231210
Exactly why everyone hates newfags
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>>684230216
>sea snipper
everytime
>>684231106
Mods!!!!!
>>684228665
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>>684231106
Ohhhhh shit it's happening!!!!!! Inb4 404
>>684223035
Wow hahaha
>>684231106
I have now seen everything
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>684231106
You sick fuck!
>>684231106
Damn, where are mods
>>684231106
Moar!!!!!!!!!
>>684231106
Abandon thread!!
>>684231790
Lost desu.
>>684226447
Lose to this every time
>>684231106
Jesus Christ
>>684231106
Fuuuuuuuck
>>684231910
>>684231968
>>684232018
>>684232056
Shut up fag
>>684231106
Interesting hmmmmm
>>684230357
Last I heard he and his family moved back to Lebanon
>>684220136
lost hard
>>684231106
Oh shit!!!
>>684231765
>>684231834
>>684231878
>>684231910
>>684231968
>>684232018
>>684232056
>>684232154
newfag as fuck. back to facebook you fucking faggots
>>684223451
I have tears. Haven't laughed this hard in probably a month. So stupid yet so damn funny
>>684231106
Fuck me.......
>>684231106
Scared for life
>>684228141
LMFAO lost
>>684228174
So /b/
>>684230910
no they mirrored it, its only half his dong
it isnt really that big
>>684232193
KEK
>>684232658
look at his hair dude, it isnt mirrored
>>684218111
Checkin the trips
>>684222147
Nearly.....
>>684223451
Lost so hard
>>684219253
kek
>>684220109
>No standing
No standing where?
I don't hate furries tho, bronies on the other hand..
>>684224034
That's a she? Hawt!
>>684228273
How big a guy is he?
>>684228296
Why can't I download this glorious gif?
>>684229345
Because your spelling's just as bad
>>684228174
Genuinely the first time in months I've lost.
What the fuck, how is this so funny?
>>684221758
Probably crying cause she didn't get her burger king
>>684229123
They're all niggers
>>684234556
aw fuck i feel like an newfag.
>>684232193
Lost
>>684233763
I JUST watched that episode tonight
>>684234940
Hard mode
>desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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>>684235114
2spooky4me
Also what episode is it? I've seen all of TNG but don't remember this. Time for rewatch I guess
>>684225355
no you retard, it's a Breaking Bad refference, this big guy is Heisenberg and the kid is his son, in one episode he threw the pizza on the house.
>>684235242
It's the Darude-Sandstorm episode.
This thread is cancer.
>>684230528
i think that's the least of his problems
>>684222314
lost
>>684235242
Second episode of season one. Just finished original series, watching next gen
>>684228273
WHERES SCARECROW
>>684231304
Dexter had a Lab, right?
>>684235749
Thx! In my opinion TNG is best, enjoy!
>>684235872
topkek!
>>684232299
No they moved to Qatar, which is rich. Heard the kid wanted to come back to the U.S. tho.
>>684220109
Charge your phone
>>684222365
fuckin' lost,gg
>>684220347
Yes.
>>684226780
Tumblr's right this way. Make sure to hold the rails.
>>684228729
What is this from?
>>684222609
Holy fuck why did this make me lose so hard
>>684231300
HOLY FUCK, MODS
>>684231300
EWWWW. MODS MODS MODS!!!
>>684224940
lost it
>>684223980
definitely didnt happen but still funny anyway
>>684237051
>>684237168
its been one hour since that post you morons
>>684228216
I dont know why the fuck do i laugh at this everytime
>>684218797
what comic is that chick from?
>>684226927
i get it
>>684222609
Woulda fuckin died if the owl hooted
>>684237517
how is your first day on the internet?
>>684237756
im getting there fam
I remember seeing the comic, I literally just dont remember the name
>>684223980
fake, but still lost
>>684237831
found it: questionable content
>>684219880
Where's the webm for that?
>>684238726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGv1X5q0Z9w
>>684220136
cucumber
>>684228174
someone tell me how he can look so done with this mf w/o having a face
>>684231300
Holly shit man!!!!! What is wrong with you?
>>684239107
how the fuck did you find that?
how the fuck does /b/ always find it no matter what it is or who its of?
>>684224940
lost
oh god why
lost so hard
hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsFUxMxzw6w
>>684239608
i googled "sarah nicole twerk"
>>684231300
Cmon....too soon
