I was like three or four and when I was being potty trained my piss went everywhere so they took me to the doctor and my piss hole was too big so they had to surgically make it smaller. Pissing felt like knives for weeeeeeks. Still remember being underneath anesthesia and hearing myself being rolled through the hospital but unable to wake up.
Ah, I remember this from summer six or seven years ago. I even have new shit.
I don't mind telling the dick story..
That really sucks. You can't definitely relate then. It hurt some to wear underpants and shorts but I had to when had to start going back to preschool. The teachers were understanding tho. I still never list it when doctors or paperwork ask about surgeries I've had before, shits embarrassing yo
It probably would've been more bearable if I was 5 instead of 11.
Mine was during the summer luckily. I had to get surgery because my foreskin was tight as fuck and boners made it hurt 100x more.
I kinda meant an explanation.
Never got pics.
>I'm an idiot 16 year old
>My friend teaching me how to make smores
>She cuts a jumbo marshmellow in half to make it cook quickly
>I take the knife and try to joke around pretending that I cut myself in the dick
>I put it a little too close and jab a little too hard
>End up splicing my dick hole open
>Have to get stitches because it wasn't deep enough or bloody enough or injury-making enough for surgery but I'm still in the hospital
>Friend is laughing bcuz a day later I can't piss without groaning loudly in pain ANYWHERE
pretty boring but fuck you, you asked
Why are your injuries hovering outside your body, and why do they look like they were drawn with the biggest fucking brush?
Anyway, either stop puttin cigarettes out on your arms or become a better welder. They have gloves for a reason.
not the person who posted that, but that's essentially my body
>played sports for all of high school and am still athletic
>no real injuries because i don't suck at sports
>not stupid enough to burn myself
>not stupid enough to fuck with dangerous animals or piss off non-dangerous ones
>what even the fuck does 'childhood memories' mean. fuck the op is retarded
>never needed surgery because my body is great
pic is for all the fucked up people with shit bodies and shit brains
Wife prefers the company of a darker persuasion...
>self harm on dick what a fag.
No, I pull out the pubic hair on my testicles when I'm stressed. The cutting lasted a couple weeks, I used a scalpel. Then I realized I could take a scalpel to my inflamed/infected feet and it hurt way more and no one could tell.
The only thing that wasn't just a random cut or something.
I fell out in a run my 5th week in my unit. Got the silver bullet.
Wait, let me get this straight:
You downloaded photoshop, but never learned to use it.
And you never got a basic fucking paint program.
You are a special kind of idiot.
>inb4 sorry for samefagging, I needed to laugh at this guy across several posts
All teeth pulled
Surgery on toes
Playing with Fire
Old bitch Nun beating my knuckles with a pencil for having an eraser on it.
Listen. I know that/b/ has had a bee in its bonnet about this for years, but either too many people are having dick surgery, or too many people think I give a shit if they’re circumcised.
I was attacked by an ass hole that got away with it, but I got him in the end.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you're a faggot
Ankles aren't externally bad but internally they're pretty fucked from a few sprains each
i have some small "chillhood memories but thats pretty much all", i've had surgery but no real scar
never self harmed, that shit is for huge faggots
no burn scars, im not a fucking firefighter
no animal incidents, im not from africa
Wow that’s so cool how you’ve saved a different image entirely and how your file name implies that nobody else has ever been in a car wreck! It really sell the post-accident brain damage angle; the courts will love it.
I also love how, even though your image is titled “the scar meme” and ours is “show us your story” you still posted tons of text about internal injuries.
Shut the fuck up, boring faggot.
The fact that you have this saved is a testament to your egocentrism and obliviousness.
Other than the massive burn scaring nothing else is really that noticeable.
Feet scars are the product of drunken knife throwing and lots of broken glass. I've cut my toes to the bone several times, buddy and I were throwing knives into a wooden floor and I get up to piss... few minutes later I realize my feet are sticking to the floor I had kicked the knife in the floor without realizing and nearly severed my toe. I always find broken glass (I never wear shoes).
If there were a broken bones one that would be completely colored in
Same month I had my accident, childhood friend lost control of his vehicle on a turn, and hit a tree. He died on the 10 minute ride to hospital of internal bleeding. I had a torn fucking aorta at the aortic isthmus(which is a typical trauma related injury from you chest hitting steering wheel), you have a 50/50 shot of survival
Yeah, well I also took less than 5 seconds to look at your image before saying “oh. It’s just a car accident. There is literally nothing interesting here.” But you have seriously devoted time and energy into believing that surviving a crash makes you hot shit.
a parrot did actually bite my ear holy shit
Make me bitch. You rolled your car and were in pain before you got stitched up.
Probably a few months or years of reparative therapy. Neat. Post a fucking image with some scars scribbled on and I’d nod approvingly.
But post a whole shitload of text talking about how awesome your injuries were with a file name like “I Win”? Motherfucker now you’re just another boring faggot. Like the thousands of others who rolled their cars, but with some inexplicable pride about it.
One of my favorites so far. Used a reasonable size brush. A few easily identified scars, but yellow on the shoulder and green on the sides bears further story.
No cutting faggotry.
Yellow circles are various work injuries
>Mechanic by trade.
other than just wanting to die the most notable thing would have been my breast reduction surgery
Trans woman here. Had facial feminization surgery (FFS) and sex reassignment surgery (SRS). Shit was pretty cash.
Surgery is from runnimg into a glass pane and the table corner when very young.
Animal incidents were all from my neighbors old guard dog who I'd catch when he frequently got out.
Burn is a cigarette burn if I remember right.
Childhood memories are from "boys being boys"
I guess its not self-harm for the mouth, because all pain there registers as intense pleasure, so i always fuck my cheeks lips and gums up. Neck ring is from asphyxiation to get out of bad mental episodes where i got the rest of the self-harm. I blame a couple of asshole childhood "friends" for my damage.
>pic is for all the fucked up people with shit bodies and shit brains
except they literally are killing themselves by damaging their body stupid faggot.
maybe they're not the ones who should use a noose though, since you're more of an abstract kind of dumb.
As a kid i got into a fight with another kid who ended up hitting me against the head with a sharp rock, left a nasty scar but hair grew over it. Also i got amnesia after that, i still can't remember anything beyond that point.
Also as a kid, went to the lake some other kid got pissy and started throwing rocks at people got me in the nose and left a scar.
At 16 a dog bit my wrist left a small scar.
At 17 my friend dared me to hit a tree as hard as i could for $50, i did and fucked up the nerves in the right hand. Was nicknamed iron fist after that.
At 18 went camping with buds, got drunk tripped and fell down a hill at the same time a log toppled over into my left knee shattering the bone.
Ended with surgery. I've walked with a limp ever since.
At 21 helped my friend pick up something really fucking heavy, he decided to let go halfway through the trip and the weight of it all going down pulled something in my back. Now any heavy lifting puts a dull pain that will increase over time.
I'm only 22 years old and i have a fucked back, limp, no feeling in my right hand, problems breathing through my nose, and can't remember anything beyond age 6 due to the rock.
LOL you fucking neckbeards self-harming FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES ALREAD
to think motherfuckers died fighting in wars and shit just so you fat fucking losers can poke yourselves with knives just because 'muh feelings muh rages muh emo stage'
fucking neck yourselves you useless cunts
He got in a lot of trouble but they couldn't do much because he was only 6, however as he got older he got into more and more trouble until his parents sent him away to military school.
I bought Last of Us.
>You will never know true pleasure.
are you fucking serious? cutting yourself with a knife is 'PLEASURABLE'?!!!!!!
lol get out and see the fucking world loser you'll find WAY MORE SHIT MORE PLEASURABLE than sticking a fucking knife in your skin.
it's like some angsty American made weird fad you dumb cunts will look back on in 5 years and think WTF was i doing being such FUCKING RETARD at that age
>lol get out and see the fucking world loser
I don't see how having cum from pain would coincide with having not "[gotten] out and see[ing] the fucking world" but okay.
Maybe it's you who needs to get out and see more?
lmao get a load of this faggot. You're acting like this thread hasn't been made a million times over with slight variations, it still does the job, and at least he's participating instead of brainlessly dropping toxic shit.
>inb4 hurrrr durrr i was only pretending to be retarded
>it's like some angsty American made weird fad
Only an amerifat would be dumb enough think Americans were the first to use knives sexually.
>played sports all through highschool
>no real injuries because I don't suck at sports
>doesn't mention college
>didn't do anything with sports after high school
>thinking whatever shit soy highschool team you had was relevant
>thinking sports injuries are because of something that you do
>actually being this sperg
Ear was cut with scissors
Bare Foot outside Injuries as a Child
I've always wondered how to mock people's writing while at the same time needing. a slightly different form of it. Is the square brackets the way to go there? Like are you sure about this way of doing it?
That was basically a reset on my memories, all i knew was my first name, my dad's name and what my brother looked like. I didn't know my dad was my dad because i only knew his name, and as soon as i saw my brother i knew that i knew him somehow.
Other than that i basically had to relearn everything. If i try to remember back to my earliest memory it's just me in the hospital.
Also if you're asking how i knew that happened to him, after i relearned everything i was told that he was the one who did it to me, and from then on i just went to school with him for several more years. He was sent to military school at the age of 16.
i amm 22 too but iwasted my life all of it doing nothing now im finally going to trade school, it feels like amnesia too except i really wanna forget it all and pretend im 18 again
Cut my eye open dancingin the bathtub as a toddler, had wisdom teeth removed, at 19 developed fibromyalgia, at 20 found out have skull based tumor possibly cancer.
i don't know if IUDs technically count as surgery but whatever.
What sick fuck would intentionally stubb their toes?
Perhaps the same sick fuck that would have animal related injuries in their groin.
What kind of sick fuck are you?
>chef lad who dabbled in self harm a month or two ago
The worst self harm is in the mind....