This image was from the roast where Gilbert told the joke that is only supposed to be a joke for comedians to tell other comedians. The joke is called "The Aristocrats" there is a documentary about this joke, many renditions of the joke have been told, but most consider Gilbert's the best.
You're just pissed cause your mom doesn't love you
The fuck is the point of incognito mode anyway? Delete your history so your parents don't see it, and the government will always know what you've been doing no matter what mode
man i straight up play with my gf do do to nut
>tfw you hold in a poop to stimulate your prostate and you cum your pants in the middle of class
But why? What could possibly be best case scenario for doing that?
Neither, I'm usually at work when they check i can't be home all the time they may kick me out. A 32 year old who tries is ok but one who stays down here all the time isn't apparently
I seriously don't know how they get them out. Earthworms have like, spines in each of their lil segments, sharp hard hairs that act almost like feet, but only go one way, so it mite be able to go in but pulling it out is gonna tear the shit out of his sinkhole.
Then again, he's shoving worms up his cock so I guess he deserves it?
Moar like this>>767597149
>What do you do when you see a bleeding black guy in your backyard?
>Stop laughing and reload
Must be a US production then. If it was an Australian made poofter flick it would be spelt the /right/ way. But damn, I can't imagine getting one of them up the date hole, probably be much more comfortable to fuck one end of it, the end with the nice bees wax coating that is.
Alright now children, gather round now and let me tell Y’all a story
>Be me, 20, and work for arguably the most expensive for the worst cellular service provider around
>Call starts, account verified, and the Legend of Korah™, a younger woman, over here seems to be friendly
>Pull up the account
>Cust believes she’s set up an arrangement to secure her services, but her account has suspended
>Easy enough to fix, other than there was no fucking arrangement
>Little known Fact: You can set up a Future Dated Payment to be drafted next year, and we’ll save it, but it WON’T secure your services until next year, whilst a PAYMENT ARRANGEMENT WILL
>I inform her that she set up a FUTURE DATED PAYMENT to be drawn on 06/04, but didn’t set an arrangement so her account suspended
>This would have put her already TWO MONTHS past due balance, and made it FOUR MONTHS past due
>She literally did it to herself online, so I can’t do anything about it
>She’s never kept a payment arrangement anyway, so I’m not even gonna try to get an exception
>The Legend of Korah™ decides that I’m a “Fucking moron,” and so the fun begins
>I sit back, relax, and maintain like a true D, O, Double G
>She’s frantic, but has no reason as to why she wants the Payment Arrangement out that far
>This lady is screaming like a fucking banshee, and won’t give up
>her worst mistake was thinking that I would
>Her:”I fucking hate you, you sack of shit!”
>Me: “I’m sorry for the inconvenience.”
>She’s arguably the angriest customer I’ve ever had, and it’s all her fault
>I’m still trying to be nice and letting her know I understand why she’s frustrated
>She won’t have it
>Demands customer Loyalty
>Little known fact: Loyalty can’t do SHIT with a suspended account, so she’s all mine
>I explain the Loyalty can’t do anything for her
>She calls me a liar
>This back and forth explanation goes on for 10 minutes straight
>She’s trying everything she can to sink my boat, but I’ve got Flex Seal™ to stop leaks fast
>After she struggles to make a sound past the oceans worth of Sea Foam™ she has on her face, she demands a Supervisor
>Me: “No problem, my supervisor can actually do more for the account than a loyalty specialist could anyway.”
>Literally, the ENTIRE time I’m trying to transfer her, She’s screaming and telling me to shut up like a 5 year old
>I decided to just keep talking over her, letting her know what to expect when being transfered, and I took my time doing it
>Her: “YOU KNOW WHAT, BULLSHIT you’re a fucking Liar, now you ARE gonna get me to a loyalty specialist, I don’t wanna talk to your worthless fucking supervisor.”
>Me: *Audibly laughed at this woman by accident* “Okay, but again, they literally CAN’T DO ANYTHING for your account.”
>Her: “THAT’S IT, I’M WRITING A LETTER ABOUT YOU STRAIGHT TO AT&T.”
>She is literally screaming so loud at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to hear the cops called on her
>She’s screaming so hard she’s losing her voice
>She sounds like a nail being dragged on a chalkboard with emotions
>Her: “I Hate you SOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUCKING MUUUUUUUUUUUCH!”
>Me: *I hope so* “Again, I apologize for the inconvinience, BUT, I’ve provided the options available to the account.”
>She’s speaking and writing the letter at the same time as to what I’m doing, and you know, that made me laugh too
>Her pointing out that I chuckled made me laugh even more
>This quickly escalates again, into what else? BUT ASKING FOR LOYALTY YET AGAIN
>THIS WOMAN WON’T LEARN
>I’m like, FuckIt.mp4 and decide to transfer her
>The whole time over, she’s screaming telling me to shut up, writing the letter, and probably foaming on the letter so much it will be illegible by the time she’s done
>I wait on hold to transfer her, and the loyalty department is fucking CLOSED
>Oh yay, I get to tell her the good news
>Let me put it softly, she didn’t take the news well
>SHE IS LIVID
>I mean pure hatred in her words
>The day looks bleak, The wild Legend of Korah™, just won’t give in, but neither will I
>The argument commences once again
>And let me tell you, this is the first time I’ve EVER been called a “You’re a Dog-fucking, yellow-bellied, Hillbilly ass, fucking worthless degenerate of a white man, and the most vile excuse for a man I’ve ever spoken to.”
>I’ve never been more proud
>TO my surprise, she hung up
>I notate not to grant a Payment arrangement under any circumstances and close the account
>That’s right Boi’s, I WON
Give those quads the source requested.
this shit really turns me on except for the fact that they never clean off the worms at all, i can't imagine what kind of trouble dirt in a dickhole could cause if it got too far in
That may just be the most fucked thing I've seen on this site
This makes me Nostalgic for elementary school. Every boys favorite day was penis inspection day because we knew we had a free day off while the girls had to study medical stuff about cramps having babies and cooking.
You newfags always try to pull that ‘ive been here forever’ bullshit but are to new to realize how often shit like that gets posted, so in trying to not look like a newfag you look like an even more retarded newfag than you would have otherwise. Good job faggot
What about a BURBLE? You know where you have to pee and poop but you sneeze and you hard fart out a poop while pee goes full blast and the sneeze makes you spray snot out your nose. Or a burblgüt where the sneeze causes a barfing
>calling out a newfags newfaggotry implies being here 15 years
Is this your first day?
Uh huh. Tell me about using ms paint on a iphag
TBH it says that the Jews turned Jesus in, the romans put him on trial and did the physical crucifying.
John: 8:59 says "they (the Jews" picked up stones to throw at him, but Jesus hid himself..."
John 18:3 through 18:10 describes the pharisees (a sect of The Jews) along with roman soldiers and Judas arresting Jesus.
You know the rest
No one will fall for your obvious Jewish deceit
Well im not using my work computer for it faggot. If you made the argument about just owning an iphone id agree with you, this contract is up in november and then im off the applefag train
You didn't win. If you had her account it said her address right? Id show up and murder her. I mean just rape her ancestors happienes till fire ass blasted her front butt with hatred. Just
For the greater good of all mankind and the universe in totality. Ohohohohohoho I'm getting hard just thinking about raping her to death with her family members severed limbs and string her guts up like pretty lights. I'd invite the whole town to see my masterpiece. I'd ejaculate before the giant screen I set up to show them all the prerforomance of a life
Ahh, the pleasure of being atheist
>you've totally been here since the beginning. Sure, lad
>Implying that's something to take pride in you're just a nobody dressing up as Bruce Lee and you wonder why it hurts when you try to kick a pickup truck in half
Sorry man, i saved it a day ago, i wish i haven't deleted my animal rekt folder.
thats fine, man just save the images, they might come in use later
thank you stranger, here is a cat for you.
some junkies getting revenge on a druglord by killing his child.
I went to a McDonalds near where I live and opened the bathroom door to find a scene similar to this. I'll never forget the smell. It was the neighborhood "homeless" guy who pretends to be crippled, I fucking hate that guy
The reason why this made me laugh is because I can just fucking tell that there used to be a hammer and sickle there, then some autist got triggered so they took the time to erase it and crudely scrawl an ms paint swastika there instead