Whats up /b/. I just got out of jail. Why you ask? Because I got caught selling week for the 5th time. Got put in for 2 years. Best 2 years of my life. Op is not a faggot this time and im willing to go back to jail. Trips decide how I get put back. I am also going on the run for as long as I can for a bit of fun challenge. No murder or rape. Will stream the crime live. Start rolling faggots.
Weed* ffs....
Tax fraud
>>702545954
Burglarize a store during open hours.
>>702545954
(A)Child Porn
(B)Shit into your hand and throw it at a cop
(C)Reenact Harambe by pushing a nigger into the gorilla park at the zoo
Or
(D)Walk up to a black police officer and say
>Have you been rolling in too much mud pig?
Roll for these options anyone?
>>702545954
Punch a cop
Armed Robbery
>>702548302
or just breaking and entering
>>702545954
wut retard state do u live in?
sell more drugz m8
>>702548302
>>702548345
Either of this.
>>702546639
/B/
masturbate in a museum
armed robbery, while naked, fapping with one hand and gun with the other
Streak in the police station
>>702549278
reroll
>>702546639
/B/
>>702545954
Go to a Mcdonalds
Get uo in the counter
Drop your pants off
Start masturbating
After you finish steal all the money
Run nigga run
>>702545954
don't.
>>702548345
Reroll
>>702549278
>e
roll
>>702545954
Start a punk band, build a reputation for shitting on stage, flinging it at the audience, eating it, smearing it on yourself, beating the shit out of the audience, sexually assaulting them, and doing insane amounts of drugs. Then go on tour until you end up in the hospital or jail. Or dead. Whatever.
Rape a random guy.
public beastiality
>>702550021
THIS !
>>702545954
>1.- get blood extraction equipment
>2.- pay guy with aids for blood
>3.- insert blood into really powerful water gun
>4.- shoot water gun at someone you hate (bonus if someone famous everyone hates)
if you wanna go back to jail, at least do it in style
>>702545954
>Paint anuses on valuable paintings
>Don't tell cellie what you are in for
>Profit
Sell weed at a church
Go to a place where children are doing a soccer practice or some other sport and strip yourself naked and join the practice with them.
>>702545954
Dress up as clown, entice children into woods with money.
>>702545954
Get gun, shoot gorilla or Leslie Jones, whichever you find first
>>702545954
Engage in piracy without a Letter of Marquis
Download as much cp as you can and send in a tip about yourself to the FBI.
>>702545954
Destroy a Daisy
>>702545954
Commit mass murder with only a Kazoo.
Gun down the prez nominees
>>702552496
What's the matter kid? Don't you like clowns? Ain't we fuckin' funny? Don't we make you fuckin' laugh? Listen, I'ma come back here in an hour and if you can't give me a good reason why you don't like clowns, I'ma kill your entire fuckin' family. Now go on, git!
>>702552922
Fuck your mama
>>702546639
Rolling for C
>>702554026
Rerolling + bump
Littering
>>702545954
Go up to every family you see and offer to bathe their children in exchange for crack
>>702546639
>(D)
This ain't Europe son. We got freedom of speech, and also the cops carry guns and will shoot you in your fucking face even though you're white, if you mouth off to them.
>>702545954
so why was jail so great?
>>702555079
>three square meals a day
>cable TV and shit
>gym facilities
>getting laid constantly
Shit, those animals have it better that a lot of hard working, decent folks like myself do. They should make it a place that those fucks don't ever want to go back to again. That'll solve our runaway crime problem. Remember this thread was made by an unrepentant marijuana addict and drug lord. Oh well, at least Jesus is just, and Hell awaits this piece of shit when he finally ODs.
Publically say you've joined isis and "leak" your next attack
rob a bank
Trash a kfc while screaming nigger, nigger, chicken dinner
Go on a joy ride straight into sandy hook school building
