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>>768124948
That's very sad...
I'm very sorry to hear that..
Will you be okay?
Birb
Can explain EsDeath?
Rem claimed
>>768125151
No need to worry about me.
Mwee-chan's death may be sad to birb, but it's of little consequence to me.
Unless she saves her.
>>768125007
>a-anon I don't feels so good
>>768125151
Mwee
>>768125275
hmm i see... what exactly is wrong with her..?
>>768125295
>baby's first waifu
>>768125310
Hi wawa <3
How are you?
>>768125275
Explain to me EsDeath pls. Birb#6592
>>768125421
hug me
>>768125295
That cute will be missed
>>768125579
>hugs you without hesitation <3
>>768125726
T-Thanks...
I'm sad... they ruined my favorite paper...
It's tainted and irrecoverable and I don't know what to do
>>768125761
Cute
>>768125151
Nigger faggot.
>>768125579
> Hugs
>>768125421
Mwee-chan had one job. She failed miserably. Twice.
If she can't do that, what reason has she to live?
>>768125550
Mwee-chan really misses you is all. Bunnies can die of loneliness.
>>768125928
Where can I find Mwee?
>>768125928
y-you will probably rape me if you hug me, not trustworthy...
>>768126020
Of course not, silly! I wouldn't rape a cute trap like you.
Maybe feel you up a bit and lick you, but not rape.
>>768126015
She'll come to you, I guess.
>>768125840
>squeezes gently
Why would they do that? You should sue them!
>>768125917
Hi
>>768125928
People who fail once or twice have the motivation to hard harder and more efficiently if you give them chance ^^
https://youtu.be/Kir1IBuNwHU
Woah wtf my crush asked me out today
Hi Mwee, if you are out there lurking I want you to know I have missed you. I will be waiting here for you as my off day is today..
>>768126409
Very cool, congrats!
>>768126314
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768126314
I've been buying the same irreplacable oxford paper for years and now they put those ugly black rectangles in each corner
And it's impossible to buy the old ones now!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I bought like 30 blocks of them
>Why would they do that?
Because they want people to use their shitty app to "scan" the pages with the 4 markings, but nobody does that and it has a 2.5/5.0 in the play store and now it gets a shit ton of 1.0/5.0 ratings on amazon on all their products because they only produce those shit papers now REEEEEEEEEE
>>768126260
That's still rape...
>>768126336
Wow you managed to find a rap song even I like!
>>768126409
based
>>768126512
Very funny kys
>>768126666
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768126409
Cutey cutes <3
>>768126512
Thank you....
>>768126596
Omg that's hilarious!
Why the fuck...
omg..
Those idiots are going to lose so much money
>>768126755
Nigger faggot, tfu.
>>768126770
What does tfu stand for?
>>768126596
Is there no possible replacement?
Also it's not rape. It's a struggle snuggle.
>>768126634
did you ever listen to clouddead? i think i recommended them a while back
https://youtu.be/UwGnpIX1I0M
>>768126755
I HOPE they do!
But what annoys me the most is that I've been taking my notes with this paper since I started college, and now I have to use that shit instead reeeeeeee
pic related, my 30lbs of this exact paper
>>768127003
>struggle snuggle
o-oh, at least that sounds cute...
I did say they're irreplacable, they're so good that even with the shitty corners I would still end up buying them while leaving a 1 star rating and telling them to eat a dick
>>768127143
Yeah, I liked them a little, my music taste has changed a lot since then so I should probably listen to them again.
Since then I've found a few rappers I liked but never really focused on the genre that much.
A SINGLE LONG STEMMED ROSE RESTING BETWEEN TWO MOUNTED ANTLERS
https://youtu.be/e8G0tiB9NxE
>>768127513
that's good, how's u been? its been a while
>>768127249
> Cute trap telling someone to eat a dick
Are you trying to turn me on?
>>768127249
Well, good luck making due with that paper. What do you need it for though?
I only used thick expensive paper to practice my gothic writing.
Hiya guys~~~
Claimed btw ^_^
>>768126847
spitting
>uh, yeah, with smoke from Auschwitz the sky is clouded
>I'm a Jewish rapper, call me clouddead
What the fuck?
>>768127818
I've had my extreme ups and downs, but I'm Glad (tm)
How are you? I don't even remember the last time you were here.
>>768128249
To take my college notes with.
Having excellent tools for the job gives me a lot more motivation.
>>768128273
hi cute
:grimacing:
>>768128355
that's good to hear, I'm focusing on self improvement at the moment, ive generally been pretty happy. 2 months, not too long but even then i dont think i was seeing u much, glad to tho
>>768128273
Cute
>>768128544
Hallo you. How are you?
>>768128273
Hello
>>768128544
So, expensive materials give you a sense of purpose? Interesting.
Time to buy a $60 Fleshlight then.
>>768128693
Pretty good, how about you?
No, actually, not that good. I'm tired and a little mad.
Can I have some of that ice cream please
>>768128694
>>768128785
Yes here you go!
I'm sorry you are not that good though.
I'm very good right now. resolved problem
>>768128694
Hiya Remu~
>>768125007
>>768125151
>>768125229
>>768128901
>>768128785
>>768128694
>>768128693
Zombina from Monster Musume is the best waifu
>>768128779
No, not "expensive materials give a sense of purpose".
That paper is a joy to write on and since I spend many hours every day doing just that, it's definitely worth the $3.
What I mean is that work is much more enjoyable if you use good tools.
Now compare that to... using a scratchy $1 throwaway pen to scribble on thin trashy paper just because it was a dollar cheaper, then you rip it out and it tears off all wrong and you throw it somewhere at home. Doesn't that just scream "I don't give a fuck about college"?
>>768128901
Thanks, you're very nice
Which resolved problem?
And who's the cute girl, is she always sick?
>>768129059
no deal, zombies suck
>>768128553
>I'm focusing on self improvement at the moment, I've generally been pretty happy.
That's good that you're bettering your life
Did you stop using 4chan entirely or did you keep browsing boards like /mu/?
>>768129226
What do you have against zombies?
Fuck Elon Musk
>>768129456
They're dead and corpses
ew
>>768129478
who this
Birb still here
>>768129226
Thank you.
Had an issue with bf but we talked and sorted it out.
Shes usually got amnesia but is only sick the same as a normal person.
>>768129478
grimesfags out
>>768129478
What do you have against Daddy Musk?
>>768129523
Tell me every detail about this boyfriend of yours.
>>768129523
Oh that's good to hear.
sec
>>768129647
imposter
>>768129503
What about a sentient zombie? One that can think and everything just like a normal person, except they are a zombie? I would totally be good with a zombie gf. Or an alien gf.
>>768129226
Why not just get office quality stuff? Not terrible, but something that works fine and is comfy to use.
>>768129405
I went on /mu/ a little but was losing interest, i listened to like 4 album in those 2 months, when i normally went through like 2-3 a week. I'm feeling good tho so might get back into it
I didn't really talk to anyone for a month, then I got lonely and started to talk to people on /vg/, and one of them convinced me to come back here, and I'm glad I did
>>768129523
Bf? Are you gay or a girl? I won't ask for tits. Just curious.
>>768129647
Erm not if your a fake lol. I dont think thats a cool thing to do.
>>768129665
Oh its not you? so confuze
Yes its good :)
>>768129523
>>768129665
Okay now let me finish, I had to post fast enough to call out the imposter.
Does she not remember her name?
And are you a girl or just gay?
Tomoko
>>768129797
>>768129845
gaymind
>>768129857
Is a cute!
>>768128901
How do you do today?
>>768129900
Girl or gay?
>>768129797
Bi
>>768129845
Bi I think but its not totally balanced and yeah you have to give her a name at the start of the game lol. I called her Lucy when I played.
>>768129981
Good thanks. Are you doing okay Rem?~
>>768129721
/mu/ is awful, there are tons of people there who disagree with me.
I have trouble listening to albums lately as well, It's not like I've lost interest in music but for some reason I'm just too lazy to listen to new albums
There are waifuist on /vg/?
>>768130149
Yeah, I'm fine. About to play a match of CS GO.
>>768130179
Sounds fun. I suck at that game though. I really like the mode where you get better guns as you kill though
>>768129671
I-It's still a corpse and probably very ew, so no!
Aliens are fine
>>768129694
What do you mean?
I need something good that can also provide me hundreds of pages at a decent price
The high quality office stuff is about the same paper as what I could get in the ones I've been buying, but nicer cut and bound into a book or something, but with 10 times the price...
>>768130008
girl
>>768130149
That's how I nicknamed my first online gf when I was 13...
I think it's because of Elfenlied.
How is it balanced then? And which game?
Hiya cutes
>>768130306
What about just being friends with a zombie like the one in >>768129456 ?
>>768130306
How old are you? Do you have kik?
>>768130306
The visual novel amnesia is the game.
And I havent really put a number to the balance thingy. Pretty sure its more towards guys.
>>768130162
it can be unmotivating to listen to new stuff especially if it's hard to find something you really like. that's just normal, i havent even been on the board for a while. And yeah people will waifu anything, but I was just going on the league general to get people to play with me. im poor and dont own any other game
First Poppy and now Ol' Musky.
That's it, I'm 100% bjorkfag now
What kinds of threads does Taylor Swift show up in?
>>768130417
Says the cute
>>768130424
No... I bet she smells like corpse and shit.
She should rest in peace
>>768130503
I have kik, but I only use it to trade nudes
>>768130505
Oh I googled it and it looks like an otome... guess it's not for me then. Too bad because she's cute.
Yeah if you play that I'd also assume you're into guys
>>768130417
Das a cute
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768130615
Obviously these ones
>>768130676
>>768130727
Takes a cute to know a cute
>>768130732
duke
>>768130306
So, you just like more expensive paper because of the better quality. Got it.
I'm getting sleepy. Lemme use your lap.
>>768130510
I guess so, sometimes I feel overwhelmed because there is so much music and I'll never listen to it all, so I don't know where to start.
>>768130528
Do waifu fags actually listen to shitty """art"""-pop music just because they think the girl will bone them?
>>768130697
So you would shun zombies? Isn't that kind of racist? She could wear perfume to smell nice.
>>768130780
Klonata
>>768130697
Yeah of course haha :)
I'm sorry to hear that, but its dependent on your tastes. I mean yeah thats a reason to play them haha
>>768130697
So, you are a girl?
>>768130853
I actually slid into Grimes' DMs
>>768130917
Why would underage girls go on such a site?
>>768130885
how are you duking, do?
>>768130853
have u tried making a rym account or browsing chart threads/sharethreads? good starts. the other /mu/ threads that aren't focused on a topic are usually pretty bad
>>768130763
hehe, thanks~ How have you been?
>>768130817
Fine. But don't do anything weird. No touching.
I only slept 4 hours today.
>>768130881
I don't care if I'm racist, I'm German...
No, I don't want to be involved with a zombie
>>768130890
There should be a version where you get to play as one of the boys and then you can romance the girl
Where are you from?
>>768130954
I'm a boy
>>768131117
oof that thumbnail looks... messy...
>>768131178
hehe I am too lazy ;-;
>>768131117
Pretty good, just got home and am now playing Persona 5 desu~ How about you?
>>768131178
It wouldnt really make sense in the story but there are plenty of non otome games that are good.
Europe~
>>768131051
I don't have a RYM account but I do sometimes lurk chart threads and look at what other people with similar taste like, but the problem is I have TOO MANY albums I want to listen to and literally don't know which one to listen to first, I know it's autistic but
Who here would have sex with the zombie in >>768129456 ? If she was not mindless and actually had a functional brain and behaved like a normal person? And there was a guarantee of no diseases. Also, isn't there a girl in this thread?
![Nirvana.Live.At.The.Paramount.2011.BDRemux.mkv_snapshot_00.57.52_[2018.05.01_02.00.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/79gjn1F.jpg "Nirvana.Live.At.The.Paramount.2011.BDRemux.mkv_snapshot_00.57.52_[2018.05.01_02.00.35].jpg")
>>768130853
did you not know he's a waifufag
>>768131178
Thanks. Maybe I'll send you some lewds an IRL trap sent me someday.
I'll be taking a nap.
>>768131360
But do they have someone as cute as her?
I thought so, because you don't place any ' in your text. My guess is you use a keyboard layout where it's not easily reachable.
Which country is it?
>>768131308
I mean the bathroom kind of messy...
>>768131539
n-no thanks...
night night
>>768131560
Maybe i'm a bit tipsy and lazy with the grammar and punctuation.
I'm on QWERTY
Check out Grisaia no Kajitsu they are pretty cute.
>>768131333
Sounds fun, glad you are well. I am doing fine, currently awaiting the arrival of Mwee and relaxing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHyoAXILbA8&list=WL&index=92
>>768131539
Sleep tight cute
>>768131535
Kurt Cobain was a waifufag?
>>768131539
Sleep well EsDeath
>>768131395
yeah i should get back into that, thats where i got that jazz song/album from
make a list and throw a dart :o
>>768131535
he's still alive...
>>768131759
Oh yeah I know that one
It has cute girls like Michiru and the girl with the red hair, but many of my friends closely identify with those characters, so every time I see the girls I think of them. And that makes the lewds kinda hard to enjoy.
I guess it would make it easier for you because you like boys?
>>768131525
gotta be a solid no from me
>>768132039
Hmm I like girls too its not all on the guy side. But I suppose you might be right? I dunno really.
>>768132131
Why is that? Are you squeamish?
Bismarck claimed
Bismarck is cutest
>>768131911
No but only because of the maggots
>>768132258
she'd be cold and i dont want those maggots either
>>768132367
Okay, if she weren't cold and there were no maggots?
>>768132226
Do you not sometimes lewd boys you know?
Oh god, I'm so sleepy, I'll sleep in 10 minutes
>>768132296
STO FAGETT
>>768131051
Still alive, unfortunately
>>768132498
if her intestines weren't spilling out and stuff, maybe
Totally havent spent the past hour and a half scrolling through Kotori pics
>>768132620
...what?
>>768131895
I'll just listen to some post-internet experimental nightcore essential charts
>>768132743
post them all fren
>>768132635
same, what are you doing for mothers day?
>>768132770
don't get lost...
>>768132863
Getting my mother some flowers
>>768130266
I never tried that mode, but I like me some competitive.
>>768132533
Have a nice sleep. And no not really :) got boyfriend remember.
>>768132905
Ah yes, have fun then.
If I close my eyes for 5 seconds, I forget where I am.
Just accidentally knocked my heater unit down too.
I'm done, good night
hey everyone
>>768132863
hehe as they roll in
>>768132663
They aren't. I would totally fuck her as is as long as there is a guaruntee that I wouldn't break something on her, get a disease, get my brain eaten, and not have maggots crawling up my dick. I would probably kiss her too. I have a thing for monster girls. (Obviously...) She's just really fucking beautiful.
>>768133032
Hi Maggie, how are you today?
>>768133032
cute
>>768133043
ty
>>768132889
you're such a sweetie duke
i want to take my mom to dinner, im still trying to figure this out
>>768133100
>They aren't.
maybe look at the image again?
>>768133230
Only a little and only one piece by about an inch. It's hot
yee
>>768133032
Hiya cute.
>>768133314
i'll have to disagree on it being hot. the whole exposed insides thing doesn't really get me going
>>768133112
Allergies are still kickin my butt. Other than that I'm alright. How has your day gone?
>>768133167
T...t..thanks anonchan
>>768133427
Hello again. Gettin ready to go out for dinner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDCNlqMgnvo
>>768133361
Would you have sex with the zombie in >>768129456 ? If she was not mindless and actually had a functional brain and behaved like a normal person? And there was a guarantee of no diseases.
>>768133484
Then have her facing away from you.
>>768133550
Can relate with allergies, glad you are well though. My day has been alright, a little tired form last night but no biggie
>>768133622
Tough subject, gonna have to remain indifferent.
>>768133803
You're not saying no...
>>768133622
that doesn't change much
>>768133550
I got back from it. My mum liked the card and it was a nice time.
>>768133174
Where have you been keeping yourself?
>>768134065
what?
i still live in a trailer duke
>>768133904
Nor am I saying yes hun
>>768134056
You wouldn't see the intestines
>>768134176
You haven't been here
>>768134216
I know
>>768133803
Throw an all night rager again...? You dawg you :>
>>768134064
See. Told you she didn't need a gift. Glad you two had a good time!
>>768132889
That is really nice of you.
>>768134261
there's probably exposed muscle and bone on her back too, it's not just the intestines
>>768134367
Yes. She was chewing my ear about how she was getting too old and how she wanted grandchildren to spoil. Lol. You were totally right.
>>768134279
oh yeah im just a dummy
i explained it to mai a bit
>>768129721
>>768128553
>>768134367
Hehe nah, I went to see the band Chicago in concert. Front row seats and backstage passes, it was really fun and didnt get to bed until like 2am
>>768134296
I mean maybe if I wasnt a virgin then yes, but other than that nah
>>768134501
Have her wear clothes then
>>768134652
What about being friends?
>>768134652
What does virginity have to do with it?
>>768134501
>>768134635
Sounds like an improvement anyway, that's good
>>768134991
thank you duke i missed u all
when i angery i anger at a thing that did a thing at made me angery.
>>768135378
anger begets anger fren
>>768134694
it's the thought of it too
>>768134890
Dont wanna lose my virginity to a zombie.
>>768134797
That would be lit
>>768135342
I kind of didn't notice the past 3 months, apparently
>>768135705
is ok we don't talk much
and im pretty forgettable
>>768135624
What makes being friends okay but lovers not okay? Would you be alright with having sex with her or kissing her after knowing her for a while?
>>768135608
Duct tape her organs back in
>>768135795
So too were most of the people in thread apparently. I sort of came out of a haze a couple weeks ago and had no idea who most of these people are, unless they stood out
>>768136197
Ok, what if she was stitched back up?
>>768136216
yeah i dont really pay much attention to things, just the regular people i care about
r u feeling better?
>>768134367
O yea. I remember you mentioned that last night. How was the show?
>>768134507
Don't worry about that, all mothers do that.
Okay, I'm off to cook dinner then, like an old man, watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune. be back in about 90 min
>>768136324
I tend not to pay attention at all anymore, unless someone replies to me
Not really, some things happened which brought me back a bit
>>768136293
it's probably still going to be a no
>>768136355
Take your time cute
Miia claimed best snek waifu reporting in
>>768129059
Snek here came back from the dead just to say that you are wrong
>>768136500
Why?
>>768136627
she's a zombie
>>768135903
I never said it wasn't okay. If someone did that I would have no problem with them. I am open and understanding, thus my own ways of thought don't need to trickle their way into this subject.
>>768136596
Monster Musume better have a season 2. I'm surprised at all the borderline hentai that was in it.
>>768136652
Isn't that kind of like racism?
>>768136667
Thanks for giving your opinion on the matter. What anime is that girl from? What is it about?
>>768136805
No, liking it is necrophilia.
>>768136959
Having sex with a zombie isn't necrophilia. That would be having sex with a corpse.
>>768136708
While I'm still waiting for season 2
I'm partially satisfied by the manga
Also
>Graf to jebana kurwa
>>768136913
Kotori Minami from Love Live School Idol Project, basically an anime about idols who want to save their school. Any time <3
>>768137028
A zombie is a corpse.
>>768137045
Is the manga in the canon of the show?
>>768137151
No, a corpse is a corpse. A zombie is a zombie.
>>768136805
not wanting to have sex =/= racism
>>768137265
He said he would shun the zombie.
>>768137234
The show is made from the manga you mongoloid
>>768137402
I know that. But is it in the same universe?
>>768136869
cute
>>768136445
thats ok
is that good?
>>768137361
im the person you've been talking too, and personally i wouldn't shun the zombie
>>768137546
Oh. Sorry. I misinterpreted that.
>>768137635
it's alright
![Nirvana.Live.At.The.Paramount.2011.BDRemux.mkv_snapshot_00.39.37_[2018.05.01_01.53.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6eIAWxo.jpg "Nirvana.Live.At.The.Paramount.2011.BDRemux.mkv_snapshot_00.39.37_[2018.05.01_01.53.58].jpg")
>>768131835
nah, mi liu
>>768131895
I heard he goes by Rivers Cuomo these days
Listened to I Have a Special Plan for This World last night. That voice that comes in periodically starting at ~3:00 really spooked me
I hope you've been well.
>>768137493
Not okay
No, it's not
where is best girl???
the only waifu i know
>>768138156
hehe Hideyoshi a cute
>>768138198
hahahaha
>>768138447
Hi Yuno, how are you?
>>768138563
yuki?
>>768139012
Nah it is Birb, just got a whole bunch of new pics
>>768139226
where's yuki?
>>768139606
the only roleplay we do here is erotic
>>768139752
We keep both ERP and RP to a minimum.
>>768127143
Who is that by the way and what are they from thanks~
>>768140129
miko
tofu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bFHzDa9U9w
>>768141011
Cute
Claimed
Bump
>>768137857
>Listened to I Have a Special Plan for This World last night.
I listened to that in pitch darkness with my eyes closed
It was an exercise
Hello again everyone
>>768142649
Heyo, how was dinner?
>>768141900
>>768142712
Wasn't bad. Tried a new dry rub for ribs and it was bleh but hey, food is food. Missed the final Jeopardy AND final puzzle for Wheel so that kinda ticked me off. Usually I get one of them...
