Are there actually strip-clubs (in the U.S.) where you can fuck the stripper for enough money, or is that just a fantasy porn thing?
You can do whatever you want for enough money
>>768124750
Its real.
There's no sex in the champagne room
>>768124750
back when i used to go growing up in miami you could depending on the club. A buddy did it frequently between 3-500$ depending on the chick.
>>768124750
More than "a lot of them", less than "most of them".
They're just not obvious about it. You have to ask in a wink-wink way.
>>768124750
Just go to switter.at and order up a hooker to your house. $300 for an hour.
>>768125272
this
It's normally offered to you, instead of you asking
I got a topless handy for 26 dollars one night....
>>768125371
so it's also a combination of how much she's actually into you physically and how much money you're spending on her?
There's a place near me called nicoles ... make small talk with the girls working there .. for about $80 you can get what ever u want in one of the vip rooms ... i got drunk n did it once ... ok twice .... a week
>>768125341
Bitches are fucking expensive as I see posts here in usd or euro or £.
In brasil we can pick an acceptable hot bitch for 70 reals.(around 20 usd)
>>768125095
this times 100
At a bachelor party once a few of us were trying to get a few girls to come back to the hotel with us and one told me straight up that it doesnt happen.
We had plenty of cash and were good looking white guys, we just wanted hookers for our party.
We ended up calling a backpage hooker who came over and brought 2 friends. They were 6.5/10 and early 20s.
You may need to see what terminology is used in your area (or club) for asking such a thing. Here in Vancouver bc (at the No.5 Orange) if a stripper asks if you want a private dance just ask "how much to go around the world?" and after she sizes you up and gives you a price if you are down to pay you'll get taken to a different upstairs area where she'll fuck you.
>>768125147
3 dollar LOLCATZ
>>768125638
Lol physical attraction has little to nothing to do with it
Most strippers are whores. Pick the one you like and become her regular then one day offer her money to fuck you. She'll do it.
>>768125731
In fairness most hookers who are part of an organization are vetted and regularly trsted for std's, so a lot of the money pays forthat
>>768124750
>Are there actually strip-clubs (in the U.S.) where you can fuck the stripper for enough money, or is that just a fantasy porn thing?
Yes
Depends on the club, depends on the girl. I've had it offered to me without asking.
>>768124750
Depends on how sketchy the club is. Go to a shitty club and your chances of having sex and being murdered go up exponentially
>>768124750
Fucked 3 at the same time at the strip club, money, coke and xanax is what gets them off.
>>768125862
I'm sure that was shorthand for $300-500 you tard
>>768124750
how do you live in a country where prostitution is illegal? what do you do when its 3am, you are coked up, horny as hell and dont have any sluts to call?
The one I went to, on my 18th, had chicks whispering offers into my ears. "You can cum with my titties for $200 baby". They had private rooms.
It's definitely real but like others have said, if it's offered in a place then the girls will come to you. Especially if a girl wants to give you a "private showing" for money.
I found it out for a fact myself when after one of the girls (fake tit blonde) was done dancing and noticed that I was eying her, she offered to take me to a room for a "private dance" for $250. At the time I thought that's exactly what it was. She straddled against me fully naked and let me touch her boobs and before I know it she was reaching in my pants for my cock. Of course, I let her blow me for a bit and then later we stripped off, she got a condom from a drawer and we fucked.
So yes, it CAN happen.
>>768127195
Wait so you actually were going to pay 250 for just a dance?
>>768127394
Yeah, actually.
>>768126364
I'll take "things that never happened" for $200, Alex
>>768126453
Usually not in throat situation because I'm an adult and this isn't 1983.
>>768125679
Thanks for being honest
>>768127796
he has a point though: any woman on this planet on coke and xanax at the same time is going to be horny af
>>768127796
I don't have 200 mate, how the fuuuuck do you know I'm on this thread
>>768126364
This...Truth
>>768126681
Did you go with them?
Ricks cabaret right outside Austin to
Girl dancing for me gave me a lap dance nude and let me lick her clit while she jerked me off, but if I had enough$$ she would have fucked me there in the vip booth
>>768129495
Oh shit any hoes names I should look into At Ricks or other Austin area?
I know a couple strippers in the area wondering if they fuck for cash at their respective clubs?
>>768129495
This. Had much success in VIP; if she takes you to one of the back corner booths (hard to see on the cameras) she is DTF
You can do it. In the 401 clubs its very common.
>>768124750
its real
chastity's SC, VIP room
was nothing to brag about, was quick, was sloppy, was just a way to bust a nut during basic training, and cost more than it should have
but it happens
>>768124750
some places do and it varies from girl to girl, you will get a girl at a place known for sex who will get offended and get the bouncers on your ass
>>768124750
Like buying anything, start with a lowball offer and work your way up.
>>768129495
Got my dick sucked in the main room of Ricks in Houston. She said I had a nice cock and didn’t get to finish me so she didn’t charge.
Got a fucking terrible dry handjob from two girls at a different place, one kept watch, had to stop for obvious reasons.
Other than that I don’t have anything extra from all my years of visits. I don’t count breaking the no touch rule, that’s pretty much everywhere. I love when they can feel your cock going down your pant leg so they straddle it and grind it with their pussy until you bust but I assume that’s fairly common too
>>768124750
yup. it's real.
there are forums (stripclub) that tell you which ones have been raided. if you go to a stripclub and there's no vip area, or the couch areas are lit up and have no privacy (then that club use to let the girls fuck guys, but it was raided and were told to stop doing that or else it would get shut down).
this thread makes me want to hit up the strip club tonight....
i needs money....
hey guys im starting a gofundme to uhm fix my car yeah that's it
donate please!
>>768132252
holy shit! i go to rick's of houston!
was there this past weekend.
>>768132885
It was probably ten years ago, but that place got wild. Not sure about now. Used to do lots of strip clubs and AMP’s in Houston, they were amazing as was the scene.
>>768124750
The fantasy is that you'd actually want to fuck someone in the strip club environment.
>>768133193
Legs Cabaret dance areas got lit up and no more vip (backroom). Sasha (Yessenia Herrero - tall hispanic with huge tits and thick legs) would fuck.
Joy - hispanic with nice tits. played the ditz. ended up buying her house and 2 new cars by the age of 24. would also fuck/bj/hj there.
Michelle - hispanic. nice tits and great ass. fuck, bj, hj.
Sasha ended up going to Moments (another place that lets you fuck/bj/hj) so far it hasn't been raided and they still have the vip room and private dance areas.
pic related (sasha)
roxys in east st louis. girls would blow or give hand jobs during a lapdance, if you wanted to fuck you just had to pay money and you and the stripper would go across the street to a motel owned by the strip club and could do whatever.
>>768124750
I did it last weekend in St. Louis for $400 and a few drinks.
it's better to get the girl late at night like 11 or 12 when they've had several drinks in them. then try to low ball them with 150. then go from there.
>>768124750
Almost every stripper I've ever met will sell that vag for a price. I've been around strippers and sluts for 20 years (bartender) and I've only met a few who won't. Here's how you do it:
Get a lap dance, at least two or three songs. Wear thin pants (I recommend basketball shorts-if she's brazen, she'll reach in and grab your hog) so she can feel your hardon and you can feel her cooze. Make sure you smell good. After the third song when you're practically fucking through your shorts and her g-string tell her you'd love to take this somewhere else. She'll know exactly what that means and usually give you a price and tell you what time she gets off.
I'd get a hotel. You don't want a stripper knowing where you actually live.
Sasha (yesenia herrero) at moments (houston)
>>768127394
If shes hot enough...
>>768136048
Damn thats sounds so complicated.
>>768136499
250$ for a lapdance is insane and nobody should ever consider paying that. i have fucked 10/10s in the ass for 100€.
>>768124750
Yes you just need crazy charisma, everyone with any charisma tries, always start with talking to female bartenders, they are the coolest girls in the place. Fuck strip clubs, if you can get a to a club or rave tons of young girls are forcing drugs down their own throat, mdma is like a casual cocktail.
>>768136683
would you rather go out with a girl maybe 3 or 4 times. spending maybe 100 to 200 each time that might lead to her asking if you'd like to come up.
then after some heavy petting, she decides it's not the right time or her roommate is about to come in, or she thinks this is a mistake or going to fast.
which do you prefer?
>>768124750
Very real bud. Miami otras a big one for this
>>768136824
10/10s in colombia and venezuela for less than 70 usd.
just be sure you get a higher exchange rate when you get there. banks will try to short change you and taxi cab drivers at the airport might sell you counterfeit money.
hotels are pretty good (owners prefer american dollars)
>>768127851
>yfw it's 1984
>>768136960
>spending maybe 100 to 200 each time
You're doing it wrong
>>768137101
for what amount of time? and what services? how much is coke down there?
>>768137101
I go to Colombia every year and have a fucking field day with the crazy amount of gorgeous pussy. It's like a godamn cheat code down there
>>768137470
same here. it's insane. i love it.
the first time i was there i had 2 girls each day.
woke up. went to club. went to the beach, go eat at restaurant, then later at night another club and another girl.
that vacation week went by too fast.
I've had good luck picking up strippers.
They are just real people, with jobs.
But I once fucked a stripper I did not know in the club.
She was quite attractive but quite drunk.
Blonde, about 5', and nice (fake) D cups.
She approached me during my first hour at the club...
sat down at my table and asked me "do you ever just want to get fucked?".
I said yes, lets go".
So we did...went into the VIP area (just a dark room with a bunch of booths for lapdances)
Cost me $20 to enter...plus you get two drinks for that.
She stripped, and lapdanced a bit..
Then she went upside down...and I ate her pussy for a while while she played with my dick.
Then she straddled me...and rode my cock for a few minutes.
I was pretty horny by that time so I had to stop her, so I wouldn't come.
So she got off and blew me...swallowed half my load too.
The rest went down the front of my pants! LOL
In all, about 20 minutes in the VIP lounge,
then we went back out to the club.
Was a fun night.
My buddy always loved that Chris Rock "No sex in the Champagne room"
so I rubbed it in big time when we left the club!
>>768124750
Yes it’s real but only certain girls
>>768125095
True
>>768137686
I go to Medellin every year. Pussy heaven. And they're hard 10s. Gotta go to the coast next time and check it out there. Where do you go?
Be me
At uni
Drunk in a strip club one night
Their closing soon
Been chatting to a stripper for a while
Both went outside for a smoke
Went upstairs for a dance
Just got in the booth
Asks her to do the can can....
All lights come on
FML it's the end of the night
They start playing cause I got high
We both laughed
She attempted to dance to it
Cut short
Kissed me on the cheek
Went home and had a wank
Next day...
Hungover
Oh shit where's my wallet...
Called the club
Yeah we got it
Hungry all day waiting for the club to open
>>768125638
Yes you have to be a stripper whisperer
>>768126368
This
>>768137861
Not true. Head to mami like other posters have mentioned. Guaranteed fucking in half of the clubs. Source, me from experience
>>768125759
Nice. I did Shyanne (I think that's how you spell her name?) there.
>>768137470
>>768137686
You guys doing working girls down there or just picking up at clubs?
>>768124750
Do people really enjoy getting teased and frustrated by going there?
>>768126364
Alright. One more post then it’s time for bed son.
>>768138040
I just moved to FL give me some club names?
>>768138233
I've done both. You can't lose down there. Every girl is fuckable
>>768124799
This. I have fucked 2 or 3 strippers but it cost me a pretty penny each time.
>>768138320
Bt's in south miami is guaranteed. They have a lap dance room and a champagne room where fucking is guaranteed and the are some top notch whores there. Just ask the girl. Most say yes....I think tootsies is game too.
>>768126068
It actually does, only ugly people say it has nothing to do with it, unless you’re super rich then it does play a part in it
Got my sick sucked by one stripper and fucked another the same night. First club I've been too where that was offered in the US. 10/10 next time I'm in DFW I'll be going back to that club. Got the sluts # who sucked my dick.
For those curious, I put out $2,300 (I'm in sales, had 2 others with me I had to pick up tab for) but was reimbursed by my company (clients spent 6 figures later in the week)
>>768138211
Montana, as she's called at the club, does not sleep with anyone. She's married. And has a child.
>>768139092
you got her hashtag? wat lol
>>768139092
Way too much man
>>768139190
I think he means her phone number you fucking millennial
>>768126068
ugly dudes get charged more
>>768139232
2300/3 = $800. Bro I was paying 350 per bottle and VIP service. It was $250 to get fucked and i got some free blow too
>>768136824
So for $250 I can fly to Colombia, get money exchange, rent a hotel and bang a hooker?...
>>768139289
#trollingisaart
>>768125638
Pretty much. It's sorta like picking up chicks at a bar, the better looking you are the less effort (money at a strip club) it's gonna cost you.
>>768126068
So all those escort ads that say no AA, are lying?
I got a handjob from this super hot chick at Scarlette’s in Tampa. It was $80. What happens is, the dancers will ask you if you want a private dance, and when you say yes, she takes you up to the bar and says that most people want to buy their dancers a drink, so you do, and the bartender gives you a bandana to “go under the drink”, but it’s actually so you can blow your load into it.
>>768139341
Nah, that’s too much, hookers are cheaper and you don’t have to buy expensive alcohol that the club tries to sell you
>>768139352
Nah man. You'll need more than that.
>>768139533
I think you're not understanding that I was entertaining my clients...
>>768124750
sometimes they won't make it known unless they have seen you around before. i used to go to a local club and after a few times this hot indian bitch offered to suck my dick for $100. i ended up going there every few weeks until i moved cities.
>>768138268
Frustrated? Lol no one gets frustrated, you’re hanging out with friends and get to see all types of naked chicks, I don’t think that’s the word for it
i'm in nyc where grils can make enough $ without fucking that they don't do it as far as i know. on the other hand our hooker game is of course outstanding.
>>768137757
Damn, talk about at the right place at the right time.
>>768139533
he has to make his clients happy, not get the best bang for his companies buck.
>>768139942
This guy gets it. I just had to put it on my card. Plus I got points on my card.
Pic of the slut for you
>>768139832
Dude, strippers in miami make a killing without fucking, but they still do because it adds up on top of whatever they would get paid. (Source, one of my closest friends is a stripper and she's living large)
>>768124750
Yes. I've fucked the stripper in more than one (I used to travel for a living).
$100 will get you a hag. $1000 will get you something like the pic you posted.
>>768125759
>>768138211
>>768139108
Why not just walk outside and down Cordova a few blocks. Will cost you less than $40.
All jokes aside tho, good to know this. Thanks
>>768138900
Thanks brother
>>768138662
Where are some of the good p4p spots in Colombia? I'm only familiar with Thailand lol
SF has a rotation of places. For upscale working girls hang out at the Cliff hotel bar.
>>768141677
Columbia is like Venezula and Cuba, nearly all the hot women will fuck for women, its just accepted.
>>768138900
Do they like white guys?
>>768124750
>hey nons, look here, a nice glitch!!!
>>768142327
so every girl down there is a hooker if an opportunity presents itself?
I got a handjob from a stripper
You can definitely fuck them for enough money
>>768143055
They're not just Colombian. Many travel from other countries because they know there's money to be made. I know a few that dothis
>>768142334
They like money. Just look decent
>>768124750
literally almost all of them..
read between the lines you fucken dunce
>>768129376
No he is a fag can't u tell?
>>768125746
>>768127195
>>768137757
>>768139527
I was an entertainer for a few months when I was in college. At a club called "(town name) Show Girls", though everyone just called it by (town name) cause it was a smaller town a few miles off campus and all they had was smokeshops, liquor stores, a bar and the club. It was right off the highway so there was mostly truck drivers and bikers, and a few married men and the occasional weekend bachelor party or "I just turned 18, let's go to the strip club" group.
The first guy I did anything other than dancing for was this older, married guy. Was wearing slacks and a dress shirt, had a wedding ring but told me this sob story of his wife cheating on him and they're divorcing. I gave him a dance. Our club's policy was $30 per dance and a minumum of 1/4 song dance, but nobody really counted seconds during the dance so it was at the dancer's discretion how long it lasted. He got a dance and tipped 20's the whole dance then asked what happens in the VIP room.
Our rooms had a couch and two chairs, stereo so you could play whatever music and there was a shower and the clients could rub soap on the dancers while we showered. $300 entry, for a half hour (also, to the dancer's discretion). Our club didn't serve alcohol but we kept a bottle in there, hidden for big parties. He insisted I shower first so I did, he lathered me up and I dried off then gave him a dance, I could feel him hard in his pants and he was good sized. I spent alot of the dances just rubbing my ass on his bulge. I felt bad for him cause of his divorce and all.
He asked what a $100 tip would get him. And I just rubbed my hand over his bulge and said "this". I had him shower first. He sat down and I gave him another dance, then got down and gave him a hj and head. He finished and thanked me and got dressed and paid me. 100 for 5 min of work was pretty good.
I started doing it more and more. Eventually got a pretty steady client base.
>>768136960
Masturbating obviously. Ill just stay a virgin.
>>768124750
Yes everywhere
>>768124750
Bring alcohol, to feed the stripper, and get her drunk, while on her "shift". Offer to powder her nose, once she is tipsy. You're golden.
>>768144787
What's the most number of guys you sucked in one day? Did any of them finish in your mouth?
So how creepy is it to go alone? I kinda like the atmosphere in stripclubs.
Depends on the club, my cousin fucked a stripper for $200( I guess she was down for anything and she was fckn sexy) I’ve dated a stripper before and I’ve made out with one during a lap dance fuck paying for one tho just go to backpage and buy a hoe of your choice
>>768144787
Tits and timestamp or GTFO.
Since you used to get paid for it it shouldn't be a problem.
>>768144787
Stopped doing it after a month or so cause some of the other dancers were suspicious that their regular customers stopped going to them and always went to the VIP with me. Eventually one of them caught me and jealously told the owner.
Idk if y'all know how clubs work but dancers don't get a normal paycheck. We keep all tips and cash and just pay a fee every shift. The club I was at, it was $60 a shift. So some girls lost money sometimes.
The owner confronted me and basically told me to stop, or he'd increase mine to $200 and expected me to give him free "private dances". I ended up just leaving. He contacted other clubs in the surrounding cities and told them not to contract me. I ended up just getting a job at a coffee stand. I don't regret it though. I made roughly $12000 in that 3 or so months.
I'd do it again if i didn't have a good paying career now.
>>768145249
very
but they're used to it.
>>768137757
What club?
>>768144787
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I replied you because you were a stripper, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
ITT: How to get herpes 101
>>768145229
Idk tbh, the first guy, the divorcee, came in my mouth a bit. But I had gotten pretty good at telling when a guy was going to finish so I could avoid it. I personally like it, but std's suck so it's better safe than sorry.
As far as the guys go, I did 5 at once, once. It was a bachelor party, one of my customer's friend's bachelor party. The group kept asking for more girls to go to the VIP room, but my customer kept saying no. It was just me. I took turns with each of them. They were really drunk and thought that every dancer did it, so one guy left to "get a girl for each of us", and I stopped, he walks in with a couple other dancers and I was just dancing on a guy and he tried to get one of the other girls to blow him and they ended up getting kicked out. I got a portion of the VIP room fee but didn't get the $100 each that was agreed on.
I stopped doing group stuff after that.
>>768144787
So that dumbass paid $430 for a couple dances and a bj? Could've gotten an escort for cheaper and gone around the world
>>768146329
virgo here,
wtf is around the world?
>>768146458
sex
>>768145383
Wow. Nice, dude
I'm gonna interpret this as "I'm the guy who has a fuss paying the $10 door fee and spend my whole time in the club trying to have conversations with the girls but never buys a dance."
>>768146025
Do you also wear a fedora, Brian?
>>768146523
Summerfag
>>768124750
Yeah, if you ask they'll let you know. They won't come out and say it themselves. Also don't be a weird faggot about it, ask and move on if she says no.
>>768124750
New Orleans ForSure.
>>768146329
Technically it was $380. Dancer's got half of the VIP fee, plus $100 for the extra fun, $30 for the dance and $100 cause he gave me 5 20's during the dance. Which is why I stretched it through 3 songs.
>>768146131
Cool story so.. tits?
>>768146770
$30 for the first regular dance, plus $100 for the tips, plus $300 VIP entry fee, and $100 for the extra. So he actually paid $530 lul
>>768147140
>>768146131
I object to this immature and loath-fully uncreative request. Tits and ass while demonstrating the consumption of 5 cocks, please.
Stripper here
I had no idea what fucking pussies guys were before I danced. If guys were just straight forward and fair, they could be fucking strippers left and right, and the strippers would be THANKFUL for it.
Unfortunately, most guys who go to strip clubs are intent on wasting as much time as possible and playing mind games and being cheap as fuck. You have the portion of guys who want to fuck you in the ass for $10 and act like they are doing you a favor, and then the guys who want to ass fuck you in the ass for free, and act like they are doing you a favor.
Then you have the other guys who "respect" women and are "not" like the other guys, who will only waste your time and play mind games and ultimately either want to "save" you or think that for some reason a hot 18 year old will leap at the prospect of quitting her lucrative job and settling down with a 55 year old hairy obese man in the suburbs.
You also have the young "handsome" looking guys who think that because they are not fat, old or ugly, that strippers will swoon over them and give them freebies or even date them. Wrong.... young guys don't have money and are entitled as fuck. Not a good combination if you are trying to make money. Strippers honestly don't give a fuck about how ugly or attractive you might be.
It is pretty annoying, many old fat guys will refrain from getting dances from the younger "hot" dancers because they feel they are "out of their league", Bitch, this is what I do for a living, if you have money I don't care if you have a tumor on your face I will gladly give you a lap dance.
>>768147444
It's almost like strip clubs don't attract the best of people
>>768146025
>>768147444
So how much to fuck you in the ass then?
>>768147749
The market hourly rate of your average escort times one and a half for anal.
>>768126168
Cost of safety does not reflect.
Ask a bitch for her medical records and you will be ghosted in the entire city you're in
>>768124799
i live in dallas. if it aint the strip club capital of the US its top 2. This anons answer is absolute fact. But that statement also applies to most women on the real world, as well
>>768147444
>I will gladly give you a lap dance.
Had me going until this. I've never seen a lap dance where fucking was involved. Confusing the terms tells me you're an imposter.
Tits and timestamp or GTFO.
>>768126168
Actually in Thailand the women are tested. Many will come up to you and show you their STD test papers. Also, the girls are tested weekly at the nevada brothels.
>>768147444
Trips checked.
You get what you pay for.
That why strip clubs are cheap and you have a job.
Gtf over yourself and realize that you're not very good looking and have to strip because there's nothing else arousing about you aside from your holes.
>>768125611
I got one for 60. I was so drunk I couldn't cum and I didn't even want it or pay for it she just started jerking me off since my friend paid her 60 to "keep me company"
I'm married and sorta guilty about it. Never told my wife.
>>768125731
enjoy your aids thats so fast it skips the hiv stage, shit skin
>>768147924
how is that confusing the terms? Where did you think fucking was involved?
I was trying to say that strippers will give you a lapdance no matter how ugly you are.
Fucking is separate, but most likely a stripper also does not care how ugly you are when considering if they will fuck you or not.
>>768148008
>>768147941
I lived in Bangkok for one year and this is totally absurd.
>>768124750
Stephanie Wright on FB - She sucked my cock while giving me a private dance.
How do we get actual strippers in here and no tits. Really are professional cockteases.
>>768148073
>they could be fucking strippers left and right,
is what you said...
>>768148218
they just get tested for prostate cancer
>>768148218
Wrong, girls in GoGos and Bars are required to get tested every three months. Have had a number of them try to convince me to go with them by showing me their clear tests.
>>768148297
>one more post, son. then it's bed time
>>768124750
Yes, most strip clubs in san francisco operate this way.....Crazy Horse is the best one though.
>>768148297
>they could be fucking strippers left and right
Yeah, it is what I said, but not during a lapdance. 90% of the time fucking a stripper is done OUTSIDE the club. Only in a few cases is fucking even feasible inside a club depending on how the cameras are setup and what the attitude of management is. Just because you can't fuck in the club does not mean you can't fuck at all. Many girls get numbers and meet them outside.
>>768147444
>>768147635
>>768148139
>>768148631
Men got a lot of baggage that we don't get to unload. We just carry it... sometimes it spills over onto innocent people, especially cheap stripper sluts.
>>768148446
You have to be the owner of a gogo bar trying to attract customers - that's the only explanation for this nonsense. Also, KEK at std tests every 3 months. Especially for a sex worker.
>>768148631
Hey this is a pretty good line. I'm going to use this kek
>>768148485
wat
>>768148631
this. most strippers have a burner phone that they use just for the dudes so they dont have to give them their real phone number. They use that phone for hookups. They also use it to trick betas into thinking that they are friends so when the club is slow they will come up there and buy them drinks and shit.
tl;dr if a stripper gives you her phone number its not her real phone number.
>>768148446
Do you have any idea how many dudes a sex worker will fuck within 3 months? If a single one gave her an STD she could pass it on to the rest before taking her next test.
>>768148980
lurk moar summerfag
>>768146025
kek
my dad owns microsoft kid
>>768137891
i'm an hour away from medellin (where i stay)
there's an area where there's like 5 stribclubs walking distance.
have u been to that fortress turned bar hop?
>>768138233
use to go for work (refinery), but now here in the states and i just wait till a job is done and boom i'm gone.
all the girls are insanely hot. there have been many times i wanted to tell a girl if she wanted to be my gf (to lead to getting married).
girls come up to you.
>>768149061
summerfag detected
>I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
>>768148838
edgy.
The clubs in my area are mobbed up to the tits, so you do exactly what the signs and bouncers say. That said, I've had a few lap grinds to completion, and almost got laid in a VIP but the bouncer peeped us and threw me the fuck out.
>>768145514
it's insane how much money girls can make in a month. like i said in a previous post this girl 'joy' ended up buying a house and 2 cars.
i was the only one that 'talked' to her and she confessed the 'dumb young innocent' girl was an act.
by then she was really looking for something more and i happen to catch her eye. and again i was the one that really 'talked' to her.
went out with her couple times, but my job took me out of the state and long distance relationships never work.
This pathetic thread. Been with several whores. Trying to get me too finish “quickly”. Little did they know I was talking zoloft, and as a result lasted an hour. All the $ I saved just fapping. Women don’t like sex the same way men do bros. Everything they pretend to like is for you, attention and money. I went to a club once and just ordered cheap drinks and stared at her all night. Scared the fuck out of her. I got off on that power trip. When I left, security followed me and made sure I left. People. Kek
BEST THREAD OF THE DAY on /b/.
can't believe it went on this long.
>>768124750
its about 1500 bucks for a shit lay. 2000 if you want to ditch the rubber. Better off convincing her back to the house for some fun with a mound of blow
>>768149666
>>768147909
>he thinks DALLAS beats Miami Vegas LA or Seattle
I’m a richardsonfag but cmon
>>768150493
Im talking about the number and the options. It was definitely number one before the breasturant craze of the last 10 years skimmed the talent pool. All those chicks you see at twin peaks, tight ends, and wild pitch would have been strippers a decade ago. I was there. the talent was that fucking good
>>768151030
fucking hate them. places like twin peaks and ojo locos fucking blow.
especially twin peaks (kirby, houston) fucking sucks. non of the girls are worthy of that name.
ojo locos girls are straight up stuck up (fuqua almeda mall) and the service is poor.
>>768147444
Okay stripper, say you couldn't give a fuck that said stripper makes a shit load of money and you wanted to meet up to be more than a customer. No intention whatsoever of trying to save her or get her to quit. Just occasionally fuck and go do cool shit. Where does that fall?
>>768149016
Stripper gave me her real phone number and I looked up her fb from it?
Nothing about her being a stripper on her personal fb...
Strippers we've fucked
>>768126168
Ask yourself if a person that gets fucked by greasy guys for money is really going to miss out on dough to spare you an sti
>>768152505
unicorn
>>768124750
enough money they will fuck- met a dancer in Portland that was in porn a few years a go and wasnt shy about how much it would take to fuck her..worth it
My first time at one I was offered “company outside the club”. She was gross though
>>768146104
As a guy that has herpes, it's really not so bad at all. What sucks is how everyone thinks you're disgusting, not the actual outbreaks.
>>768152758
she is either extremely stupid or she likes you. Best way to figure out if she likes you is if you hang out with her and she doesnt expect you to pay for anything.
>>768134345
Moments is trash and your pic just solidifies it.
>>768152367
you need to go to tight ends or wild pitch on the frisco/plano border. Sure, there are some skallywags in there but there are a few that are hot as fuck.
>>768153435
kek. the stripper I used to fuck would get offended if I tried to pay for anything. She always wanted to buy booze and just stay home. It was cool unless we were at the liquour store with people behind us and she paid with a stack of ones. she said she just did that to fuck with me
>>768124750
In the club? Probably not.
It's really easy to meet up with strippers after work to do drugs and fuck around tho, assuming you're not an old creepy hamlord or autistic.
I wouldn't recommend it tho, cause they 100% have herpes and hpv.
>>768153859
thread is about fucking. moments is the place to go. outside of houston limits.
ritz is lit up, but lots of hot girls there.
>>768124750
I live in Providence, Rhode Island and we have five strip clubs. At all but one of them you can pay for sex. Usually the girls try to keep it to oral, but money talks.
>>768146025
Fuckin kek’d
>>768125611
Why were you topless?
sounds like a pretty shitty fantasy to me
>>768153834
true. take her to a nice dinner and don't expect anything other than a nice time.
Try the greenlight In Vegas real nice
>>768152758
Fake FB.
>>768125731
Well yeah, 20 USD is a small fortune in Brazil. Lol poor people. It is like that in all 3rd world countries
>>768139341
Nah. Hot Pockets done.
>>768157203
that scene in euro trip where the guy gives a dime to a waiter and the waiter is like 'ima build my own hotel!!!'
yes, it's exaggerated, but it's not that far off.
with 100 usd here in the state we can buy food for maybe 3 or 4 days. or go out to eat with our friends maybe 3 times.
in colombia, that 100usd (depending where you get your exchange at) can buy groceries for about a month or two. or pay utilities for several months.
>>768126453
In no world am I wasting money on something I can get free instead.
>>768155753
It was legal "behind closed doors" until recently. Joy of a mob-run state.
>>768134345
Looks like a dude
>>768155753
Always funny to see another Rhodie on the chans
>>768158429
go find out. she still works there.
>>768125095
There is always sex in the champagne room..
It just depends on what champagne room it is and how much money you have.
>>768148274
truth. She also sucked my dick while I was fucking her in the ass.
Go during the week or slow days way better chances and way cheaper prices than weekends or busy days
hot ass stripper in hawaii offered me sex and ecstasy for $200 after a lapdance
