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I was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer today. Ask me anything

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I was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer today.

Ask me anything
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how do i not get pancreatic cancer
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>>768128157
What did u do to get pancreatic cancer
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>>768128347
The only true safe way to AVOID any kind of cancer is simply "don't come to life". By living, you are accepting the risk.
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how many time do you have to live?
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How did you get diagnosed?
Gallstone pain? Did you drink alot?
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>>768128582
even that way you are not safe these days
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>>768128347
Do the exact opposite of what OP did.
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>>768128813
Yeah bad things can happen even in the uterus. You're right anon
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>>768128741
doctor said around a year if i do something with myself
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>>768128347
you just dont.
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>>768128911
Go very careful with those kinds of information. Survival rates are calculated on large populations, so they may not apply to the single person. I've seen people "doomed" live very long and other people with "indolent neoplasms" die young.
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>>768128347
eat vegetables, avoid carcinogens, do cardio, stay mentally fit...oh wait this is /b/... eat dick hurr
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>>768128157
sorry to hear that bud

what meds have you been offered
and what happened to you to go to the docs ?i'e did you start to loose weight ?
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>>768128347
No smoking, no alcohol, no obesity, no red meat. You get the idea. Basically stop being an American fatass
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damn. sorry bruh
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>>768129300
>No smoking, no alcohol
aka, the virgin at the parts who doesnt talk to anyone
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>>768128157
So long, sucker!
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>>768129430
Exactly!! Oh wait that's how you get depression
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>>768129278
i started getting some upper abdomen pain and mid back pain along with a few other symptoms


im oofed basically
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Whipple an option?
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>>768128157
what were the symptoms that made you suspicious and is there anything in your lifestyle in particular you think (or the doctors told you) was the probable cause?

feels bad man
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Fuck, I hope this post isn't true.
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:(
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>>768128157
Would you please die?
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>>768128157
I have chronic pancreatitis bro, with some other shit, so I understand your pain. My pancreas is all fucked up. I'm 6'2" and weight 140 lbs. I'm in pain everyday, all the time. Nauseas all the time, puking, bloody shits, polyps, nodules, whatnot.
Bad news is I have surgeries coming up. I won't be shitting in a bag yet, but I'm not far from it. They're going to remove the nodules from my pancreas, put some sort of mesh in part of my guts, put a shunt around an artery in my stomach, put another gel cap on my bleeding ulcer, and go up my butt to burn polyps with lasers like Luke flying the Death Star trench.

Good news is I got my disability today, so for the first time in 2 years I won't have to worry and have to decide between bills and medicine. So things are shitty here for me too, but I'm trying to keep optimistic.

I want to say I hope you get better, but I know the reality of your situation. None the less, I really do hope things get better bud. That pancreas stuff is absolutely horrible to go through.
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>>768128403
Lots of things can fuck that up. Usually you see it in older people who drink and smoke and do drugs for decades. However, some people like me, have a genetic predisposition towards those issues. There's actually a term for it but I can't remember have he jargon the docs throw at me. I'm 29 this year, always been healthy, never drank much, never did hard drugs, and only smoked cigs for a couple years. The shit runs in my family though, more than one person has have gut problems. The worst is seeing little kids at the gastro center, that shit's hard on an adult, let alone a little kid.
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Not to shit you up but my dad was diagnosed with it and given a year, dead three weeks later. Get on with whatever you need to do before it's too late and you're too weak.
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>>768128157
R u tellin the truth
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What stage? Don't be a ninny like Jobs and ignore it.
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>>768128157
Contact pharmacyte biotech they literally just finished alphatesting their pancreatic cancer cure
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How old are you?
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>>768131219
>discover the cure of one type of cancer
>0,06 cents

>launch a new phone that is doomed to failure
>crazy rush for shares
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Good luck bro....
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Have you thought about CBD?
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>>768128157

Your ass cancer is God's punishment for you being a sodomite.

Repent you filthy sinner.
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