So I'm finally beginning my transition into a normie. I am going to my first college party this weekend.
Any tips for a fellow anon? What am I supposed to do there?
I'm supposed to bring my own booze. I was going to bring a 12 pack of something, but am I supposed to carry it around with me or just set it down somewhere where the vultures can access it?
>>768127857
tbh dude... you have two ways to go about this:
get drunk as fuck. this is only valid if you're going with friends, and if they're getting drunk as fuck as well.
if you're going alone, just find a group of people that seem friendly and try to talk to them. college people are usually people who love talking about themselves. just keep asking about them and pretending you're interested in their answers, and you'll make friends in no time.
>>768128204
I'm going by myself but I'll know plenty of people there. I don't plan on getting too drunk.
>>768128204
It is a rather important detail whether you are going alone or not
Hang out with the people you know. They will have friends you havent met yet. So talk to them too. Have enough booze to loosen up. Try to talk with the gorls you have mutual friends with
Do you know how to talk to girls OP?
>>768128371
Do get piss drunk anon, but pace yourself. Always be a little bit less drunk than everyone around you.
>>768128916
I'm kind of a retard but I'm not terrible at it. I get away with it by being the strong quiet type.
>>768127857
Alcohol in backpack..don't leave yourself walking around without a drink. And don't expect anyone to provide for you.
mumble under your breathe constantly and occasional add one word responses to the conversation. This drives the ladies WILD
>>768129260
Good suggestion but don't really feel like carrying a backpack around. Any other option?
>>768127857
Leave your booze in the refrigerator, ocasionally give beer to people, laugh, talk, find things in common with another people, enjoy they night.
>>768129393
That's what people did at the parties I went to and had too much beer to carry. Or they'd carry their case around.
>>768127857
anon i went to a normie party a few days ago for the first time, its not hard to not be a retard. place the fuckers down and allow anyone to have at them. it's a party, everyone should have beers. make sure u have about 3 to 4 beers so you're slightly tipsy but not fucked. if u wanna seem extra cool offer cigarettes around to ppl.
also just go up to ppl if u dont know em, trust me. introduce urself and ask them who they are. obviously dont go reaeeallly into detail, just get to know em lol. also don't 4get names like i did lol
>>768129393
Hold on to your booze when you get there for a bit and see what everyone else is doing. Hopefully you can just stick it in the fridge. There may be some community booze too
>>768129726
This a good suggestion if you don't wanna have any cigs left after like 20 minutes and feel like an idiot.
>>768127857
A dozen is too much and you'll find it gets taken by ingrates pretty quickly. Instead i say take a 6 pack, and for yourself a small bottle of alcohol, bourbon or whatever you like.
Whoever you find yourself chatting to, offer them a beer.
>>768129893
???
what if u bring 2 packs u will be out by the end of the night. perfect.
what's the problem here? is that because u are american and i dont like giving shit for free? in the uk at parties no one gives a fuck and gives all their shit for free dude, learn to live a little retard
>>768129726
Offering cigarrettes isnt extra cool. You will look like a fag. Smokers dont walk around giving away cigs. A nonsmoker is a retard for carrying them around
>>768127857
>using normie and not normalfag
>>768130112
I'm very generous actually. Mostly because everything has always been given to me. But cigs go fast when just offering like that. "To look cool" won't work if the cigs are gone so fast.
>>768130140
This. Also I've given away about a half pack in about 10 mins of buying it before. Just doesn't seem smart.
>>768130140
what
if you're talking with someone outside and u smoke, it's good manners to offer them a cigarette. what the fuck are u on about? for obvious fucking reasons don't go around and give them to everyone there fuck sake only smokers. it's all about being nice to people at parties so they think u are cool and invite u to more (pussy is easy at parties). what's the problem?
>>768127857
bring a bottle of Jack for the house, plus put a flask in your back pocket, that's yours any beer brought to a house party is a free for all
>>768130198
>when you're desperate to turn your shitty mspaint into a meme
kek
>>768130225
yes, only give a few out. It's just a light touch to make people like u more. obviously don't give out the whole pack
>>768130374
We don't know if he's even a smoker, though.
>>768130467
Then he's got to tell people no. Awkward and no longer very generous looking.
>>768130488
you're right, we don't
>>768127857
>>768130374
If he doesnt smoke he will look like a total wierdo giving away cigarettes. Im guessing he doesnt smoke
>>768130548
"i'm all out" or "i've only got one left for later"
do u even gum?
>>768130652
I'm all out even when hes only got half a pack left after 20 minutes?
>>768130740
you're arguing over the smallest things here. if you're not a generous person, don't even bring any at all. if you are generous, bring a pack and offer em to other smokers. use ur brain my dude. have u even ever been to a party? do u realise that no one even cares anyway?
>>768127857
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can’t. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you’re a fucking faggot.
Bring a condom.
If you go to enough parties you'll need it eventually and you DON'T want to be without one if you're horny with an equally horny girl.
Don't expect it to happen right away though, it took me over a year of going to parties before I started having one-night stands. I had maybe one every 2-3 months after that, sometimes more if I was lucky or less if I wasn't.
In my latter three years of university I had eleven one-offs, with seven different girls (I slept with one of them three different times, and another two twice). That seems like a lot but it's not really.
>>768128371
this >>768129105 just know your limits, anon! if you feel like it might be close to be enough, STOP. switch over to soft drinks if anything and don't take shit from drunk idiots claiming you could still take a few. don't let them convince you. stay vigilante
stay cool headed and observe, rather than dive into the alcohol
First of all:
Bring a condom if you want
Secondly:
Talk to people, start convos, act interested, make friends and most importantly have a good time
Third:
Maybe bring a few bottles in a bag and a few extra for some people you know who forgot alcohol
Tip:
For all anons, use only when necessary.
use the toilet and take a shit in the opening bit at the top where the button is and the water drains through. All of the water goes brown after every flush and it stinks.
>>768130970
Definitely this if you want to get laid. Be prepared. Will help attract desired outcome.
>>768131618
Please bring more than 1 condom. Prepare for the night of your life, without expectations
>>768127857
Hey bud.
If you're new in general yeah definitely byob, but maybe consider bringing something to contribute. It's a social courtesy and it looks great that you went out of your way to help others have a good time too.
I got in the habit of doing this regularly and it encourages the host to trust you.
>>768128560
what this anon says. It helps smoothen the transition.
>>768127857
not necessary to bring booze
but it's definitely a plus
bring a 24 or 30 pack of some beers, throw em in the fridge, dont be a bitch and guard your beer, its community once you put it in the fridge
relax, mingle, feel free to offer one of those beers you brought to any qt3.14s you notice that seem pretty chill, have a beer, talk em up, see where it goes, if it's a waste, move on
just enjoy yourself and try to not let your power level reveal itself too soon, play some drinking games, i suggest asshole(good drinking card game for parties)
good luck famalam, have a beer for me
>>768129105
words of wisdom i wish i heard when i was younger
its the golden rule of drinking in large groups
