I am a mod. Ask me anything...
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I am a mod. Ask me anything...
Global Rule 12. Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.
R u Mot?
how can you proof that you are a mod and not an austistic faggot trying to wank on a wannabe thread?
for example, can you ban the poster after me?
when didya become mod, and how? how long have you been on 4chan? Do you like sugar in your tea/coffee? if you dont drink either, what temperature is it outside?
>>714296715
Good thing I'm not impersonating then, huh? Now, ask me a question...
>>714296751
I am not Moot.
>>714296793
I could, but I won't. If you can think of a more reasonable way to present proof, I will consider it.
>>714296866
I became a mod about 7 years ago. I know Moot. I do like sugar, sometimes sugar in the raw. I like coffee and tea.
Ban me if you're a mod faggot
>>714297262
For what offense?
>>714296591
can you give me perma trips?
im a new fag who needs respect
>>714297250
did he actually want to be a little girl?
>>714296591
Where's your purple mod leaf faggot?
>>714297320
Trips don't earn respect. Confidence does. And quints.
>>714297348
Yes. Moot is a little bit feminine.
>>714297356
It doesn't show up on /b/ anymore...
>>714297356
DING DING DING DING
>>714297250
I believe you now, only a mod can answer without the slightest sense of humour.
how do you become a mod? could I become one?
>>714296591
Why do you let obvious malware spam flood the board?
Why can't you do your job?
Why don't you have the purple mod tag?
Why don't you prove that you are a mod and ban me, you massive pussy?
>>714297262
>confirmed for not a mod
#bringbackSnacks2k17
>>714297669
He was truly the best we had. I miss that massive pedo.
>>714297569
Honestly, it's a pretty difficult job. You should start out by applying for a janitor position and keep a good track record.
>>714297605
Profit.
I like to think I do my job quite well, thank you.
It doesn't work on /b/...
For what offense have you committed?
mod ay?
whos the writer of shrek 2
>>714297842
thought not newfag
This is a banable offense right?
>>714297792
janitor applications closed: when will there be new jobs?
>>714297842
Andrew Adamson.
>>714297943
Mot will be pissed...
>>714297792
We already have enough ads I'm tired of seeing this dumb shit.
I'd like to say otherwise, there still is potential to make this board not suck again and the mods are the only ones that can do it but they are blowing it.
What reason can't a simple tag work on this board.
Do you want me to give you a reason? I't looks to me like you can't ban me because you're not a mod..
It's you're a mod tell me how many times I've posted in this thread
>>714297993
SHIT THIS NIGGA CHECKS OUT
MASS SUICIDE?
>>714297943
Posting Moot's mom is ok by the rules, but Moot doesn't like it much. Then again, he left.
>>714297985
Hard to say. Sometime in 2017 for sure though.
>>714298084
Try installing uBlock Origin.
>>714298123
3 times.
>>714298142
Please, refrain from mass suicide.
>>714298314
lots of people announce each day that they want to kill themselves: ever worry some will actual do it? what could you do if you really think it will happen?
(don't worry: not asking for a friend, or myself)
>>714298314
Adblock isn't that point I don't mind the ads I mind the two bot threads in one hour that posts a malware link and then spams the threads with fake verification.
>>714298314
And I'm still not banned yet
>>714298473
Yes. It worries me. I figure more good comes from people venting than shutting the thread down, so, what can we really do?
>>714298512
Yeah, we're trying to cut down on that. Tell me your ideas on how to make /b/ great again.
>>714298546
For what offense have you committed?
What offense would get your mod right removed?
Also, I regularly report threads but it takes long before they are removed, why?
>>714298721
Old mods wouldn't even need a reason
is it a full time job? how much time a day do you spend on it?
>>714298721
Mods used to be fun and interactive
>>714298822
checked.
if he bans you, you have the proof and we will never know, so must he ban all of us as proof?
>>714296591
ban me faggot
>>714298721
You can start by
>lobbying for a new board(s) for traps, furrys, and cucks
>Thread topics reduced to limited numbers so we don't have 10 "pics you shouldn't have saved" threads or ylyl threads
>Permaban that fucking banana
>Permaban that fucking "post in this threads or yada yada yada"
>Moving porn to the BOARDS AMDE FOR PORN
This is just off the top of my head, I will be sure to post more if you don't prove that you're an actual mod and ban me
>>714298930
Bans don't always last forever
1 minutes bans have happened before, I've seen mods that are actually fun do it
>can't even orange text
nice try fag
when is yer bday..mine is next week
>>714299140
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT FAGGOT
>>714299178
secondeded.
his would already help.
>>714299178
You can also
>Ban people who make people roll and don't deliver
>Ban attention whores who don't tits or gtfo
>Move face's of b threads to soc, I liked when anonymity was valued on this board
op may have been a mod once but is obviously not anymore for being a bland fuck
>>714299457
Oh and this especially
>Stricter enforcement of the 18+ policy
>Ban all who claim to be underage, trolling or not, for the length of time it would take for the age stated to reach 18
>If underage but no age stated then indefinite ban until individual banned can message mod with proof of not being underage
FOR FUCK SAKE YOU GONNA BAN ME OR WHAT ?!? FUCKING FREE ME MATE !!!
OP here. You've all been duped. I kind of just wanted to get banned because I'm bored, but obviously the mods are shit.
>>714299629
Bland is what all the mods are now, it's almost like it's a requirement now or something.
And this ass backwards because now with a gook boss who probably does't even overlook the site the mods should be going wild doing whatever they want because they can get away with it, at least old mods would
I answered so many questions...
>>714299696
age verification would certainly help, but how to do that without losing the anonymity isn't easy.
if you are real use ur ## shit
