ITT: We all live together
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ITT: We all live together
I'm moving out
>>674479574
Fucking mark is late on rent again, and he keeps bringing bitches home from the bar at 3 am and I gotta work in the morning.
Ok guys im ordering pizza. Moneys on the table i gotta step out real quick.
im horny and its only us
>>674479697
Not till you check these dubs nigger
Ok guys I'm gonna get some chocolate milk from the store, want some
Where is my fucking lighter?
>>674479574
Okay. WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TOUCHED MY LAPTOP EVEN AFTER I SPECIFICALLY ASKED EVERYONE NOT TO?
>>674479574
this place stinks
where is my body pillow?
One of you fuckers keep idly plucking your ass hairs while watching TV and it's pissing me off
>>674479574
so much self-loathing gay sex happening
>>674479574
why is there cum on the walls?
Stop eating my cereal you cunt. Buy your own.
>>674480115
Sorry bro I needed to bust one real quick. So I jerked off all over your keyboard.
>>674479574
Anyone wanna rip this bong? It's got cocaine sprinkled on top
i want to leave immediately
>>674480274
steve farted again
i think anon is a faggot. we should kill him
Anyone wanna play some PS4?
Anyone wanna chill in the bedroom, smoke a doob, listen to some tunes? Got some 'power plant' on the go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0aRb4rAq0I
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS SHITTING IN THE SHOWER
>>674480299
Actually we both have the same type of cereal you just left your box in your jack off corner
If anyone has any nice MDMA hit us up, we'll all get along way better that way
>>674479574
Has anybody seen my noose
> trap shows up
> everyone insults her while secretly plotting how to get her alone
>>674480539
why do you keep walking into MY shower?!?!
>>674480688
I didn't think you'd mind if I borrowed it. I won't need it for very long, cool?
dick r8 in the second bathroom
>>674480692
>her
if we all live under the same roof, we should no what us right in rong
traps being a "she"
is wrong
Where is babby he is not in crib
>>674480692
>her
>>674481010
And this is what would burn the house to the ground, I'm sure.
Time to go to work (welfare office) don't forget your hat.
>>674479740
who is mark tho
>>674479574
Stop leaving the goddamn milk out OP
>>674481010
>>674481077
these two were the first to let her diddle their heinies
ok guys i need take shit. Just watch out for my milk
>>674481058
He's in the oven
I brought my Guy Fawkes mask, you guise all brought yours???
can i get a toast gents
>>674479742
>sees random cash on counter
>pockets it
>walks away oh so casually
>literally just people yelling these words all hours of the day
>niggers jews fags faggots gay trap newfag oldfag shrek pepe dubs trips quads quints memes feels bread thread
>>674481779
No not babby. I cry.
>>674482175
Will wrapping the baby in bacon help?
>>674479574
WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?
>>674482317
You mean cum rags? Check Mark's room.
>>674479574
My room stinks and I sleep all day.
Do not bother me about this, because I do not care. I will not be changing.
Judy circle jerk in my room guys! Who's down?
>>674482433
Got it. Do you know who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed on the seat and hid my keys?
touch my 40 and ill kill you
>>674482317
there is this bag over here dad
>>674479574
Honestly, I think we would get along.
Just start by asking the simple question, is there anything that you find another (anon) does that you don't like?
Based on the responses, split up into different living quarters. Then divide housing duties, chores, etc.
Wouldn't be too bad, Friday's would be chill, movie night or SSBB.
WHO WANTS GAY SEX
>>674482713
Yup.
Mark
Mark
Mark.
>he's kinda a dick
>>674482799
Me! Me!
>>674479574
Lets get a few beers and play a nice game of Check These Dubs
>>674482147
that was for the pizza you dickface
>>674482817
He must be the one who's been stealing my silver coins out of my safe. I'm going to fucking nip him.
>>674480274
They were painted in cum, someone raided all the jizz bottles
>>674483030
What're you talking about? I dindu nuffin.
MARK WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
>>674482713
I wrinkled your Randy Travis poster.
I just wanted to get Randy Travis in my butt but he wouldn't fit.
Dont talk to me or my housemates ever again
>>674483245
Found Mark.
WHO MESSED WITH MY SHITBLOWER REEEEEEEEEEE
this is the fire department. this building is condemned. lawl.
I think I'm going to start planting the dildos out in the garden, it's sprung in a few days
Look what I brought home!
NOW LETS GET THIS PARTY GOING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRyWpgmV3Y
>>674479574
Who the fuck shat on the floor again?
>>674478031
My bad. Meant to put the link
>>674483480
>>674483608
>>674483245
MARK YOU FUCKER
Hey guys. Some asshole just nailed this to the front door. I killed him and he's laying out in the driveway. Someone might want to take care of that.
Hello, friends! This is my daughter, she will be staying at the house while I'm at work! Please be kind to her!
Hey fellas I have to step out for a minute.
Mind watching this for me? I'll be back soon, don't worry!
Everyone, chill! The fucking cops are here!
>>674483947
Uh oh... This might be related to
>>674483899
>>674483901
NP bro! She can hang out in my room! I'll get some candy.
>>674483899
SHHH shhh shhh I'm calling Pawn Stars about Battletoads again.
>>674480520
Fuck yes man. Sorry i just got off work, kept me late
If I get some fries over at McDonald's anyone gunna have some. I probably won't eat em all. And anyone want a burger?
I'm going to the store. Anyone need anything?
I just want you guys to know that I paid the bills today. Next time its your turn. If you don't, I'll leave passive aggressive sticky notes everywhere to remind you.
Check this dubs on the watch
>>674484313
Yeah we are out of milk and Twinkies.
>>674484253
You again? who the hell is she and why is she not sucking my dick?
>>674484313
Yeah, cheetos, doritos, mtn. dew, and pizza rolls.
>>674484466
Oh Shit yeah that's right. And pizza rolls.
>>674479574
Anyone wanna room with the trap?
I give free boipussi
>>674484313
Beer. I found.... Uh i mean i have some money right here.
>>674482147
>>674484384
Ok, and next time you can fuck off.
WHO STOLE MY FEDORA!
>>674484447
because I am sucking it already?
>>674483901
OK. She can sleep in my room. I'll keep her safe.
>>674484313
Vaseline, please.
And duct tape.
Also a plunger and a pair of scissors.
>>674484401
Added to the list.
>>674484627
It looks better on doge
>>674479742
Someone order a pizza? Pizza dude's waiting at the door, says someone owes him some money.
Pizza's in my room if anyone wants some.
>>674484627
I needed one for a meme photo for my Twitter pic. It's in the bathroom on the sink
>>674484584
Is that how you talk to your friend, Ryan! We've been friends for a whole 4 days! We're best buds man! Remember that time I moved in? Good times..... So lets just be cool and pay the bills.
Open the fucking door it's Dave.
>>674484401
Get some Mt.Dew please? O and like 12 cucumbers.
>>674484775
Don't forget the Chicken Tendies
mark! call your sister over we all need to pole vault our dicks off her tight virgin asshole
>>674484563
>>674484466
Noted. Will be back soon.
>>674484802
Fucking asshole! I had a mlp sticker on it and now its gone! WHERE IS IT?!?!?! TELL ME! WHERE IS IT! WHERE IS IT?!?!!?!?! This is what I get for being such a nice guy.....
Stay out of the goddamn computer its my time, also who the fuck bookmarked reddit?
Hi! me and my girlfriend need a place to stay.
Our pronouns are Vut/Sloop/teppipipipipiepep
>>674484984
Fuck off prick. *middle finger* *goes to room*
>>674484859
Aren't you the same Ryan that keeps stealing my beer?
If you are, that's your payback for the bills. Fucker.
>>674484984
Marks a bit of a dickhead but that sister of his. Phew. Worth putting up with him...... Nah Mark we were just talking about a guy at work not you dickface.
>>674485085
I did. One of my favorite youtubers has a running ama. Leave it alone.
>>674484766
You got me right before i left. Added to the list.
>>674485109
How about fuck off.
*slams door in face*
Ey yo is dis da house of da nigga datz bangin my bitch? You gonna get yo ass beat
>>674485036
It's on the bottom of the toilet lid. I thought it'd be funny if whenever someone went to Shit they saw mlp.
nobody wants to live with me
Who the fuck put a dildo in my closet
Who the fuck keeps putting dead bodies in the freezer this is getting out of hand
>>674485136
The fridge is community property! You cant tell me not to drink the beer in the fridge just cause you bought it! I always share my horseradish and hummus in there.
some russian guy getting vodka to our place
GUYS WTF! We trashed all the Pizza boxes last week yet we have another pizza box fort?
>>674479574
>>674485413
He did. I saw him do it
>>674485310
>>674485456
The mini fridge in my room where I keep the beer I buy is not community property, and I came in your horseradish.
For fuck sake there s already cum socks mushrooms on the floor
>>674485315
*screams incoherently with a red face at you, then falls over and struggles to breath. Suddenly stops.*(ded. liek so ded.)
>>674484716
Oh
>keep up the goooooood work
WHY IS MARVINS DOG DEAD?!
HE'S GOING TO STAB SOMEONE AGAIN IF HE FINDS OUT!!
>>674485272
RACIST OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU THAT IS SO ISLAMIPHOBIC I HOPE YOU HAVE A FUCKING LAWYER CHECK YOUR PRIVLEDGE CIS WHITE SCUM YOURE PROBABLY VOTING FOR HITLER (trump xD) YOU ARE THE WON RUINING THIS GREAT NATION BLACKS DIED ON THEIR HANDS N KNEES TO BUILD THIS RUNTRY HOW COULD YOU WOWBU PROLLY NEVER BEEN OPPORESSED ONE DAY IN YOUR LIFE BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT HE WILL END CIT WHITE PRIVLEDGE
Hey guys can someone give me about tree fiddy
>>674485594
Any fridge is community property shitfuck! and jokes on you, I love cum.
>>674485676
Ay guys. I think we might have to make a trip to the hospital. Spazz over here might've given himself a heart attack.
>>674485310
Guys...
This guy just slapped my GFs ass. And then he slapped mine. What are we going to do?
>>674479574
Alright, everyone sit down, we're gonna play motherfucking simon sez, and I'm fucking simon, because...I'm the only one who brought a gun.
>>674485875
Just drag him outside. Itll be alright.
Oh hey the mailman brought a package, theres a loli sex doll from japan, who fucking ordered it?
>>674485756
*opens door*
*throws 3-day old bucket of cum on assholes*
*closes door*
>>674485875
Fuck it, Kyle likes this kind of shit. Dump him at his door.
>>674485875
Throw him away with the other corpses
>>674485775
Here.
>>674485955
Invite him in you beta
I invited my friend Terrell over. His Grandma kicked him out of their apartment. He's going to be crashing with us for a few weeks.
>>674485875
Just roll him outside and call an ambulance. *continues to masterbate in the living room while watching furfag porn on laptop*
>>674485955
Idk. Beers? He slapped your ass too. Must not be a sexual thing. Or he likes you both.
Gay sex will happen eventually
>be me
>be edgy 20yo
>living with parents; hate them
>move out with 5 bros
>basically this thread
>drink every night, drugs, party
>half a year in; grow up. get my shit together
>one morning, packed all my shit and left back to my parents house without saying a word to any of them while theyre all sleeping/at work
>they didnt notice for 2 days that i was gone
fucking rtards.
>>674486033
That was me, Judy!
>>674486114
He can stay in my closet...........
*creepy stare*
>>674486085
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE THAT GOD'DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA TREE-FIDDY?
>>674486148
no because thats homogay and thats gross
>>674480299
Sorry, that was me. Roger buys the shitty cereal from the bottom shelf that just comes in the bag like cat food. I can't eat that garbage.
>>674486085
Thanks now I can buy drugs, you want anyhting else while I am gone anon?
>>674479574
i'll just stay in my room
>>674485989
No you're not. I have one too.
>>674486298
Too late.
>>674486238
Sooooo...... I'm going to fap to a rabbit soon. Anyone want in? Circlejerk maybe?
>>674486114
I think he will be a fine house nigger.
>>674486126
>>674486065
>>674486059
>>674485994
Shit.. Alright.... KYLE BUD YOU GOT 5-10 MINUTES TO DO YOUR SHIT BEFORE THE AMBULANCE IS HERE
>>674486114
As long as he doesn't fuck the butter. That's happened too many times.
>>674480358
Thank fucking god
>>674486114
He can stay out in the shed. Oh, tell him he needs to run to the store to pick up some cotton balls. He can pick any cotton ball he wants, as long as he picks cotton ones.
>>674483922
>takes it
>>674486372
you call that a gun?
>>674479574
Cool if I spark up in here?
>>674486042
THIS IS THE PATRIACHY IN ACTION FOLKS DO YOU SEE WHAT THIS MAN DID TO ME RIGHT NOW? HE OS TRYING TO MARK HIS TERRIORTY WITH HIS OWN SEED WHAT A DISGUSTING THING A HUMAN CAN DO TO A VLOOP TEPPEPEKOEIPPEPEIE THIS IS GOING TO THE NEWS STATION SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HOUSE CUZ U WONT BE ANVLE TO AFFORD LIVING HERE MUCH LONGER CUZ URR GOK A GET FIRED FOR DOING THIS OH MY GOSH HAHAHAHA I LOVE SEEING MEN BEING DESTROYED FOR MANSPLAINING TO ME OH MY GOSH MMM YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT LET ME HEAR TOUR MAN TEARS CRY FROM YOUR FACE U WILLBE FIRED BY SUNSET xD UR MOM SHULD HAVE ABORTED U N BECAMED LESBIAN BECAUSE MEN ARE GROSS TRUMO IS LITERRALY HITLER
>>674479574
Fuck this...
Where the fuck did my math go!?
>>674486321
Pick me up a cruller and a cup full of tea, and any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
>>674479574
Give me my collection of the chemical elements or I burn this place down
>>674486238
Fuck Rabbits!!
>am being literal
>>674486391
>>674486321
A PPSh-41.
>>674481289
over here
>>674486449
*Says nothing. Pops out a knife and cuts a hole in the fat fuck. Fucks it.*
>>674485955
Ey yo, gimme yo money. I ain't gunna axe again
>>674486532
Yup.
which one of you faggots clogged the toilet
Anyone want some rare pepes?
>>674486511
He can tend to and harvest the dildo garden.
>>674486653
Hehe, I don't fuck beta fags, sry anon.
>>674486718
Shit.. I'll just tell him he got all suicidal and when I tried to stop him he flipped his Shit and popped his heart.
>>674486627
Will do Anon
>>674486694
God fucking damn it Ivan, fine I will get you your ppsh-41.
>>674486627
The fuck are sweetbreads?
EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THIS HUGE SHIT I JUST DID!
>>674485737
real?
I got the dubs
>>674486436
thank you, massa.
Motherfuckers, I bought an OUNCE for the WHOLE HOUSE YESTERDAY
WHO THE FUCK SMOKED ALL OF IT
>>674479574
Someone walks in on me fucking judy hopps
>>674486802
oh o-o-okay m-mr. an-n-non
>>674486622
>katana stabs two assholes in the face and swipe my hair back with my left hand
"Heh, nothin' personnel kids."
>>674486966
That's no way to talk about your mother.
>>674486804
>>674486966 did. He just admitted to it.
>>674486915
Finally, comrade!
Guys somebody has to clean the shitstains from the wall
>>674486148
promise?
>>674486238
Ey you!! wanna see the *LEAKED* Judy Hops Nudezzzz!!!
>i haxxx0r3d her iKarrot, pic related
anyone mind if i throw on The Bridges of Madison County?
>>674487136
Is there anything else? I don't want a repeat of last Thursday.
>>674487147
*hands you a rag and a bucket of water*
>>674486815
I got fine stuff for sale
eh eh
>>674486890
*gives you fuck me eyes while doing the biz. doesnt break eye contact until finished.*
>>674486815
Anyone want any? only $5.00
>>674487233
No! Please don't share them!
Hi guys. I just moved in. What do you guys do for fun around here?
Where do you want Downs moose?
>>674486802
That's no gun, faggot. This is a gun.
>>674487505
recreational buttsecks
>>674487395
Jesus Christ Kyle. This is why I have a fucking lock on my room. You scare the Shit out of me dude.
>>674487505
*stabs you and walks off*
>>674480539
Who keeps showering in the walk-in bidet?
Hey look what I found a box that ticking.
>>674487501
oh you said moore?
>>674487536
...No it's not.
>>674487736
neat
*yells from room* Guys Im almost done fucking my sister. Who wants next?
>>674486530
newfag
>>674487848
sure *take ticking box with me*
>>674487784
Half right, faggot.
>>674487848
Is your sister Lena Dunham? Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
>>674487769
What do you want me to do so it stays here? Sharpie in pooper... Agin?
>>674486999
Waste of trips
>>674487848
>that dry cunt
looks uncomfortable
>>674484165
sick man just rolled one
>>674487536
No its not. Thats a faggot. Faggot.
Can you stop collecting piss bottles pls
>>674487270
Some bacon.
>>674488127
Judy I'm going to fuck you
>>674488211
You can use my cum as lube faggot.
Evening niggers
Hey Anon's where the fuck is the shrine to ebola-chan I built yesterday?
>>674488127
Now we are talking
>>674486714
Oh hi Mark.
>>674488294
Alright I will be on my way then, expect me within a year or so.
Mark did you feed the cat?
>>674488127
That is a small woodland creature. Stop fantasizing about sexing it. It's gross. Cut that shit out you deranged furry basket case.
>>674487736
*ticking box explodes*
>>674479740
Fuck you Dave, I said I'd get it, when I get it. It's not my fault that while I'm out fucking bitches your sitting on a computer playing house with a bunch of faggots
>>674488376
I mailed it to africa.
>>674488376
In the shower dude. Craig drunk pissed on it
lets burn this fucker down
you know, i could really go for some dick right now.
>>674488127
You know whats up...
>>674488448
>>674488448
You are next, pussy
>>674487777
WHY HAVE THESE QUADS REMAINED UNCHECKED?
>>674488496
Fucking hell Anon
>>674488498
Wait but the other Anon said he sent it to Africa, did Craig piss on it and then sent it to Africa?
>>674488298
Erm, now?
>>674488448
Why are catwoman's boobs in the wrong place?
>>674488466
*please stop putting asterisk every where*
>>674479697
/thread
>>674488712
Idk man he came home drunk and pissed on it right after you left for work. I put it in the shower upstairs... What happened to it after that... Is beyond my knowledge.
>>674488776
*never*
>>674488776
In a thread like this isnt
>greentext
Used to signify an action?
>>674488713
Yes judy, I am going to fuck you now
>>674488729
she stuffs and her bra fell
I cant keep eating cum and cereal every morning
Seriously though anyone feed the cat?
>>674488887
Great now I will have to build a new one, can someone fetch me a nigger?
Hey guys, can you keep it down I'm start a ylyl thread, Btw have you guys seen my boypussi flashlight?
>>674488648
Bless your sweet little heart. Better men than you have tried, baby boy.
there's cum on the toilet seat again
>>674489013
Nope
>>674479574
damn nigger who jizzed on my toothbrush?
>>674489077
Mark just came home didn't he? He's probably stealing the beer.
>>674488437
Got it.
>>674489013
shit the cat fuck sake it's dead now.
SHITTER'S FULL!
>>674489079
>I'm start a YLYL
Well then I'm start a spiderman thread
>>674489079
saw this guy using it >>674486786
Guys don't panic but Riley our snake is missing.
*Door opens after years of unuse*
*Shuffles out, goes to freezer, grabs an icy pop*
*Goes to room, door closing behind him*
"/b/ was never good," eeks out as the door snaps shut.
Yo why theres a nigger in the pool
>>674480397
underrated post
>>674489191
Alright, hey Anon can you fetch me my baseball bat?
>>674489247
No, I'm good. Carry on.
>>674489272
Please anon. This thread has given a lot of keks tonight. Im begging
>please dont derail it.
IF WE ALL LIVED TOGETHER I CALL BEING THE PERSON THAT THROWS PARTIES EVERY WEEKEND! :D
>>674489163
Keep talking like that minine
>diamonds are forever.jpg
>>674489272
>>674489079
Ylyl? You mean banana thread right? Anyone wanna hit this blunt and play vidja. Got smash bros original homes
>>674489367
Oh shit. Is Jake the snake alright?
>>674489532
I ll kill you in your sleep tonight
>>674489480
It still in the hall closet? Yeah I'll go grab it.
Real talk has no one noticed the dead body on the floor yet?
>>674489599
Banana thread?
Never mind what i said here
>>674489521
Spidey, do your worst.
Hey anons have you seen my rare pepes? I can't seem to find them.
>>674488713
>>674489367
WTF JUDY ALSO RILEY!!!!!
>>674489712
It should be there and thanks.
>>674489731
No. How long has it been there?
>>674479574
...I have to go return some video tapes
>>674489783
Sold them to
>>674486786
>>674480505
yeah sure
Towerfall?
>>674489731
Yeah dude it's cool, my grams came to visit and is just taking a nap......
Dude is that cum on my grandmother's face?!
>>674489931
For fucks sake, did you atleast get tree fiddy?
>>674489853
I have no fucking idea but it is decaying now
>>674489521
>>674489599
>>674489850
Here man. I'll be in the living room if you need anything else. Lemme know if you order out for din. I'm pretty hungry.
>>674490057
Yup. Heres €3.50
>>674490082
OHSHIT SORRY my bad
Hey guys, this chick doesn't remember who she is.
>>674490053
>>674489783
>Hey anons have you seen my rare pepes? I can't seem to find them.
I sold them to Bananaposters for destruction.
>>674490082
After closer inspection, yeah my grandmother's dead. Circle jerk around her dead corpse and post on b for the keks?
Which one of you cucks left the xbox controller on, shits dead, and were outta batteries
STOP LEAVING FOOD UNDER THE COUCH CUSHIONS ITS NOT SANITARY
>>674489537
Sorry, doll. This kitty prefers a man in uniform.
>>674490219
Thanks.
*proceeds to knock Mark out sacrifices him to Ebola chan*
>>674490160
>>674490265
Must have been all those roofies i gave her
>what to do
>>674490082
Jesus. Well fire up the incinerator, we'll just add it to the pile.
>>674490295
yes everyone get around.
HEY! HEY!
WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK DRANK MY MILK? I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE WITH A STICKY NOTE SAYING "Don't drink this milk or you'll get yelled at and have very mean comments thrown at you" AND SOMEONE DRANK THE FUCKIN' MILK!
>>674489738
I missed you when I told the others to shut up so here's something special just for you
>>674490370
who do you think is behind the mask?
>dont mind me
>>674490318
Nah dude, I got you, I have two batteries up my ass * proceeds to shit one double a battery at a time* *grunt* how many you need anon?
>>674490515
No you didnt. >>674489521
Is me
>>674490393
>>674490379
>>674490512
I sent Sean out to get milk Twinkies pizza rolls and some other Shit like 45 minutes ago man chill.
>>674490649
:O
>>674490605
Thx Anon, But why the fuck is there nutella on these. *licks* damn this is bomb af. *eats batteries*
Alright guys, this time don't fucking send my Ebola-Chan shrine to Africa.
