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Faces if /b/ CONTINUED!!!!
and r8 bread if you want it
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>>674535222
Chub n tuck/10
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>>674535351
PAPPA
BLESS
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Alright Im in from the last one
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>>674535222
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>>674535222
I posted in the last thread too but fuck it, a bump is a bump
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>>674535531
Would bang mercilessly/10
Then cuddle and watch an old hollywood movie with whilst eating choc chip cookies & chocolate milk.
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We back one a MOTHERFUCKIN gin
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>>674535222
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>>674535693
Wow, so thats what i would look like if i wasn't fat.
>>674535722
Fuck that sounds perfect. Not sure how you knew i like old movies but wtf, I'm down.
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>>674535222
Yes, I am a girl.
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Rate my dumbass.
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>>674535954
Shirtless/10
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>>674535693
>>674535916
If I unfatted, you can too.
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Eh, fug it again
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>>674535916
>Not sure how you knew i like old movies but wtf, I'm down.
I didn't, I took a guess.
Gotta love The Golden Era of Hollywood.
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>>674535693
Post a recent pic?
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Oldfag. I've been here since the last thread.
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>>674536069
eh, true i could, but I'm kinda meh towards the whole thing.
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>>674536227
Ayy
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>>674536152
Damn, well thats pa pretty awesome guess you took
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>>674536227
Heyooooo
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>>674536208
This is the one I posted in the last thread, it's the most recent pic I have, it's from about a month ago
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r8
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>>674536456

Majestic/10
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>>674535222
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>>674535954
u look like ur literally retarded
>>674535937
ok i guess, some ppl like androgyny
>>674535574
i want ur sperm inside of me based prince
>>674535531
damn u rlly let urself go, lay off the cakes and stop buying ur groceries from walmart
>>674536208
getting a rapist vibe here
>>674536377
special retarded snowflake
>>674536390
bout as plain as they get
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>>674536456
Sam?
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>>674536269
Even better, love yo'self yo
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>>674536377
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>>674536456
You either look like you're about to conquer a new land, or rape someone's daughter. 7.5/10
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Hai /b/
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>>674535937
oh cool gurl
>>674536377
CUTE
>>674535909
YOU ARE APEX
>>674535693
never seen you before but hey there qt
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>>674536588
Who?
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>>674536685
>>674536390
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>>674536654
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>>674535937
remove mustache ok thx
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>>674536558
>damn, you really let yourself go
valid criticism. Honestly, I really just don't care that much. I probably should though.
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>>674536654
Cuck me
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>>674536615
qt3.14/10
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>>674536390
Well dang!
Thanks for the vocaroo in the previous thread.
Erin Go Bragh
Cymru am byth.
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>>674536615
6/10
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>>674536069
>unfattened
I like that word lol. how big did you use to be?
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>>674537005
APEX :D
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>>674537058
awwww where did the other 4 go?
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>>674536558
Valid.
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Sup
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>>674535790
you're look really chill, i'd totally smoke some weed with you
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>>674535574
>>674536558
die sandniggers! die sandnigger lovers!
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>>674536362
Wanna come to Straya & rate my film collection?
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>>674537155
eww
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>>674536377
please post another pic. close to coming
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>>674536615
Would fuck you against that wall until the continents shifted/10
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>>674537183
Hmmmmmm idk, that sounds like id have to get up.
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>>674536830
Always.
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>>674537155
Yo man
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Hello from Canada. :-)
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>>674537287
>pic related.
But I have cookies & cake... & lotsa old movies.
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>>674536377
I got new jeans
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>>674537386
/
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>>674537344
Wow. You are gorgeous. I guess it's true what they say about Canadian women.
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>>674537344
Hahaha how goes your milk-in-a-bag?
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>>674537344
IM CANADIAN TOOOOOOO WHERE YOU AT GIRL, IM IN ONTARIO!
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>>674537322
Zen/10
Wanna lick your puzeh while you meditate.
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>>674537386
whats your job dude?
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Hello again
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>>674537216
Don't like the classics?
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>>674537023
It's so weird seeing it written like that. That's like the Anglicised (spelling?) version.

We spell it like Éirinn go Brách.

Glad you enjoyed the vocaroo, I felt legit retarded I had no idea what to say so I just had a mild verbal diarrhea.
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>>674537448
Surprisingly I've never actually had milk in a bag!!
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>>674537422
>cookies and cake
kek. you know how to motivate me well….
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>>674537506
Ayy bro
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>>674537344
Only fucks traps & hipsters/10
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>>674537344
Youre cute
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>>674537344
You're probably the hottest girl in Canada but that's not saying much
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>>674537333
Sup anon how's you doing?
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>>674535937
I have my doubts.
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>>674537447
xx Thank you.
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Didn't get rated in last thread before it 404'd so I'll try again. Idk why it rotates, sorry :(
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>>674537159
Thanks, totally would smoke with you as well
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>>674537451
daterapeface/10
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>>674537531
ah man, and I thought bagging milk was like your national pastime next to making syrup and playing hockey.
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>>674537451
I'm in Nova Scotia. Planning to move back to Alberta because this place is shit. Haha.
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>>674537431
you piece of filth, you are a waste of skin and space on this earth. Kill yourself.
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>>674537636
Fuccbooiiii
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>>674536122
You look like the embodiment of a crunchy granola mom
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>>674537498
I work in a warehouse, that's how I got the body.
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>>674537686
nova scotia is pretty cool tho! i herd Banff is nice!
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>>674537672
oh well shit
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>>674537561
Am I hipster or a trap? ;*
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>>674537077
Not huge just quite pudgy. I dropped about 3-4 stone between October and January. Still working on dat flat belly but I'm immensely proud of my progress.
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>>674537639
Also you're pretty cute btw
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>>674537752
ohhhhh. sure, ok. well thats cool
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>>674537568
Thank you!
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Eh...Hi from Slovakia, faggots
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>>674537727
Rip
Not even close to fuccboi. I just woke up, I guess that makes up for the shitty pic
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>>674537579
Far from. I've met plenty of hot women out here as well!
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>>674537805
In my fantasy you are both
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>>674537512
>That's like the Anglicised (spelling?) version.
Correct
> Éirinn go Brách
Looks much better

I'm from the valleys in Wales, now living in Straya - my Gymraeg & Gaeilge doesn't get used very often at all anymore sadly.
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>>674537696
Thank you. Will do
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>>674537451

Don't meet people off of 4chan. DONT MEET PEOPLE OFF OF 4CHAN.
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>>674537760
Banff is gorgeous! You should go some time. :D
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>>674537879
Ahoj.
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>>674537879
You are the most handsome man I've ever laid eyes on.
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>>674537890
Nah I'm playin man ur gud.
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>>674537805
Neither.
You are sexy gril.
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Loving these LoL ques what's everyone else up to?
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I guess I'll post here again. The last few months were kind of rough.
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>>674537498
Pictures of this weirdo are always posted. Bait.
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>>674537675
I've never once bought it or used it. I know people who do, though. And maple syrup is a'ight. Hockey is pretty mediocre too.
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>>674537806
>3-4 stone between October and January
Damn that's alotta weight in that space of time.
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>>674537994
Holy shit man, I'd love to live in Straya. What are you doing there?
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>>674538071
You in marching band or something?
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>>674537844
So, you wanna fuck?
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>>674538071
>explore my alian ass
ill try if you want babe
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Ah kudos to you! unfortunately, I'm far closer o huge than i am to pudgy lol.
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>>674538068
<3 which pic are you?
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Cant sleep. You would think smoking and drinking all night would help
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There is no escape
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>>674538179
i will pass, thanks
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>>674537936
Fantasies are good for that. I don't have a benis, though. Sorry.
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>>674538047
ahoj ahoj ^^
>>674538048
oh, my. Did not expect that,thank you!
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>>674537498
>>674537834
Thanks, not cute anymore though
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>>674538082
Thank you. I try. x
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>>674538222
U cute and nice trips
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>>674538237
U look like the guy with massive jaw in bee movie
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>>674538167
Next generation Star Trek uniform
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>>674538319
thanks?????
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>>674538255
Seriously, I'm in awe. How old are you?
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>>674537624
You're welcome.
>That feel when you're at work and have to crop out 90% of the picture...
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>>674538217

I'm this guy
>>674537005
>>674535909
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>>674538319
>fucking kek
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>>674537866
Not a problem. How you feel about makin fap material? Jc bc youre gorgeous an i dont know anyone else i wanna see naked;)
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>>674538222
Trips
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>>674538363
This is great.
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>>674538222
very hot, congrats on the good genes
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>>674538010
Good tip, bro.

Seriously, though. Even though I look like qt grill, I could be a 500 pound manchild.
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>>674538155
I know. I was genuinely eating like absolute fucking crap but my metabolism is pretty awesome so when I just made simple changes it made a huge huge difference. What happened was I gained weight from having my kid and just didn't let myself lose it. It really didn't take too much effort I'm actually enjoying it.

I think I have a comparison picture somewhere that I can try to find if you want.
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>>674538157
Straya is a pretty cool place.
>Dual Citizenship rocks.
I'm a Risk & Compliance Manager for a local council - money is good, but things are more expensive down here.
I live in the right state though, New South WALES!
Lots of Welsh, Irish & Scott's here as well.
Come on down! Jobs are pretty easy to come by.
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Aight, why not, its been a few days.
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>>674538317
Thanks and seriously not bragging but i get trips so often i dont even realize it anymore
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>>674538111
low energy/10
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>>674538455
thank you a guy from another one of the faces of /b/ threads made it for me, i love it too
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>>674538364
I am 18!
Seriously, thank you. Means a lot! What about yourself..?
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>>674538476
Sure that sounds nice
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>>674538198
DAYUM! You for the 'tude gurl!
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>>674538222
Very beautiful eyes. Love red heads... Always a lot of fun.
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>>674538222
>ther she blows, the great white whale, ther' she spouts her wretched cursed mass above the depths of the oceans for all of the creatures of Abaraham to witness, for us to fear, for us to wonder in bewilderment as to how such a creature could even exist. LADS, GET IN YER WHALE BOATS, we end this behometh now, or mark thy word, we meet our creator THIS DAY!
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>>674538544
19. First ever pic I've saved in a face rate thread. God bless your damn face
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>>674538506
Are those brass knuckle double blades?
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>>674538372
Got a nice nose and jawline. Wish I didn't have a fuckin jew nose
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>>674538222
Hello My Sweet,
I've missed you & trust you are well.
It's best we don't converse.
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>>674538071
Omg sauce! A million times sauce. She is fucking gorgeous
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>>674535531
Could be a knockout if the person in said picture lost the fat

To bad it's a fat neck beard posting
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>>674538222
If I could make babies with you, I would. But unfortunately that's not possible. In all seriousness, you're really beautiful. I love your hair. :D
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>>674538582
lol i will pretend i know what that means and just say thank you.
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>>674538222
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>>674538304
>Thank you. I try. x
No...
You succeed.
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>>674538628
Tell me if youneed more face material. I do not mind sharing, hah.
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>>674538319
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>>674538618
You must be confused. She doesn't look like she's heavy. But who knows, maybe you are into fucking corpses...Different strokes, I guess...
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>>674538599
Well thank you anon

>>674538618
>tfw im not fat
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>>674538709
where r ur eyebrows
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So, anyone wanna fuck?
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>>674538648
Nose looks fine to me man.
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Help me /b/, I'm sick.
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>>674538639
Yeah, they have spikes on them too. Im aware its pretty autistic to just put weapons up all over your room but i don't really care.
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Not one to post face pics, because 4chan is anon website, but here's a photo of my scar.
>inb4 rotate photo
Mobile is a bitch, my /b/rethren
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>>674538414
Tut tut. My face should be good enough, m'dear. ;-)
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>>674538478
I'd absolutely love to, but I fucked my life up by having a kid with an asshole. I'm kind of stuck in Ireland now until my son grows up. Besides, I'm going to university to study medicine next year hopefully, so I'll want to stay in the country for that lol

It was always kind of a dream though. But hey, there's still holidays.
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>>674538749
Please do, post away
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ITT: attention whores and betas trying to get their attentiom
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>>674536654
Are you a male or female, can't tell
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>>674538476
Please post pic.
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>>674538669
Oh.....its you!!! It probably is for the best...but still..
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>>674538671
Thanks anon
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>>674538757
i dont see it tho dude
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>>674538784
Just leave.
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>>674538781
>not fat

mb if ur into niggers i guess, jesus christ, i can see the cellulite thru ur pants
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>>674538813
How'd you end up with that monster?
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>>674538757
Kek
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>>674538781
>not fat
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>>674538678
kek, the only beard i have is on my legs, not my neck. as for the fat, i don't see it going away anytime soon. Its nice to know that i have the potential to be a knockout though.
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>>674538737
Smoooooth. :*
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>>674538810
Your room man, no judgement
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>>674538910
>selfie on the shitter
my sides
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>>674538709
Nice pic
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>>674538853
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>>674538783
Not me that posted but i have alopecia so i have no actual eyebrows
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>>674538247
In my fantasy I run my tongue along your benis while we listen to "Tiger Mountain Peasant Song" by Fleet Foxes ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRfBqoGVFXc ) in a Yankee Candle -lit Pomona College dorm room.

Will you join me in my fantasy?
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>>674538709
would mary
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>>674538848
Pretty much, but /b is always changing and this is a new, normal thread, out with the old and in with the new, faggot.
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>>674538905
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>>674538709
Probably the best pic you've ever posted.
And I've never liked you.
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>>674538071
Legolas! I fucking love Lord of the rings
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r8 me /b/ros
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>>674538570
Nope nevermind can't find the fucker lol
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>>674538898
You are very welcome. If you ever want to get married just track me down haha
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>>674535574
Didn't know isis browses 4chan
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>>674538694
ATTITUDE GIRL!
You got it in spades!
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>>674538813
Looks dope
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>>674538844
Well, I have nothing to lose.
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>>674538781
i dont think your fat, you have curves, that are very very nice actually!
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>>674539057
high/asfuck
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>>674538781
She looks fine to me. She's not exactly crossfit, but she looks like a normal girl.
>shrugs
I don't get it. Maybe /b/ watches too much porn and doesn't know what normal women look like?
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>>674538917
I am a cancer fighter/survivor. From a 17 hour surgery. Excuse the shitty facial hair, I was proud to be able to grow again after radiation.
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>>674538839
>Bring Son
>Study medicine in Oz
>?????????
>Profit
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>>674539057 ETHAN BRADBERRY?!??!
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>>674538907
Over exaggerate much?

She literally has no visible cellulite.

>Buthurt anon comfirmed
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>>674538813
Alex
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>>674538861
I can't find it. Fock.
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>>674538237
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>>674538963
>Smoooooth. :*

Like your skin...
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>>674539009
you look like a sexy witch
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>>674539009
You look like you have an opiate addiction. Am I right?
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>>674539134
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>>674539058
Its ok lol
>>674539078
Ah attitude, that must be why I'm overflowing, there isn't enough room to hold all my attitude.
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>>674538823
I never said it wasnt. Have to give me atleast one more before i can get started if you dont mind lol
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>>674539189
Ah who cares dude, that's fucking awesome. Glad to see you fought through it. Where are you from?
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>>674539096
Gorgeous & innocent looking.
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>>674539313
It is pretty smooth, I must say. And very pale. I literally can't even tan, I always burn.
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>>674539040
Wasnt me that posted it...it was just another anon who did
..im.assuming he posted the pic in attempt to prove something?
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>>674539254
Nope, 4 letter name though, I'll give you that. Also, check'd.
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>>674539134
>beautiful skin
>that bone structure!

9/10
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>>674539360
Hi
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>>674539009
a beauty. whereabouts u from?
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>>674539065>>674539051
Actually Star Trek. But good job anon. You tried.
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>>674539038
a boner of defiance
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>>674539214
I can't because his dad would take me to court to keep him in the country. I'd either have to leave without the baby, or not go. Which I'm honestly fine with. Good thing about being knocked up young is you're finished raising your kids and are still young enough to go do your thang.
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>>674539231
I'm ETHAN BRADBERRY
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>>674539189
>>674539189
>>674539189

Leukaemia survivor here b/ro.
You rock.
>no homo.
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>>674539295
YES, YEEEEEEEEES
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>>674539345
Oh, come on. I am not that good looking, haha.
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>>674539480
The first truly beautiful person to graze our pitiful existence on /b/
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>>674537879
sup ÄŤobol
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>>674539182
This.

Faggots only see stick figures getting plowed in porn. They have no concept on what a real female body looks like
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>>674539268
Not to worry, with the pics & vocaroo I say thanks.
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>>674539480
Thanks! Damn it, I am blushing.
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>>674539472
Totally said check'D to the wrong thing, too much alcohol in one day, that or I'm fucking retarded, probably the latter.
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>>674539566
Yeah that's you man, haha
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>>674539334
I just look the part
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>>674539596
Nazdar :)
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>>674539358
>Ah attitude, that must be why I'm overflowing, there isn't enough room to hold all my attitude.

I'd ask you out on that comment alone.
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>>674539517
Middle East
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>>674539530
Ah shit sorry.
So let me guess, you're supposed to be Hand Solo?
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>>674539397
My hair from like a couple months ago.
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>>674538781
>>674539147
>>674539246
holy fucking shit @ these cucks

u either niggers or really ugly people. The poor girls probably at least 160 pounds, at about 5'6ish. Thats significantly overweight, the legs and stomach clearly have in excess of 25-35 pounds of mcdonalds at the very least, and thats being kind.
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>>674539575
Lucky girl, how long have you been together?
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>>674539429
Never the less, it's a good pic.
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>>674537879
fucking slovakimians everywhere
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>>674539671
Of course. Totally..
...Me too.....
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>>674539498
well hi :D
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I'm dutch
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>>674539793
Lol im 5'5 and 145

Wow what a tard
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>>674539423
Start out with only 5-15 minutes in the sun.
Only once or twice a week for starters.
It takes a lot for the human body to produce malanin.
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>>674539559
Fuck yeah! Thyroid, acute lymphoma, and lung cancer here b/ro. Makes me smile seeing survivors, leukaemia is nasty and relentless. What's your name so I can take a drink for you?
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>>674539628
You're just the welcomest.
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>>674539893
Hi Dutch
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>>674539793
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>>674538709
E Y E B R O W S
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waiting for the zach faggot
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we need a new thread faags go go go go
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Been in these threads for like 6 hours haha, pece everyone.
-Apex
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>>674539530
Why dress like star trek? If i may ask.
>>674539758
Damn it anon thats stars war. Star trek has capn vader with teleporters an laser pistols
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>>674539948
I'll keep that in mind and maybe try it out this summer. Thanks! I don't have a huge problem with being pale but I will definitely attempt at a tan.
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>>674540066
ok by apex im going soon too lol
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>>674539710
Ha, well that was easy. I have plenty more self deprecating fat jokes where that came from.
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>>674539887
I am more than willing if I had access.
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>>674539548
Clever thinking. Your intelligence is only exceded by your startling good looks.
Study hard, come visit for a holiday & I'll meet you at the airport.
There's some great Irish pubs with good food here.
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>>674539758
baitor
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>>674540131
let's bang
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>>674539631
>I am blushing.
Pic of cheeks?
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>>674539790
I like your hair n shirt:P
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>>674539798
One year, three months. And I am not sure if she is lucky. Its more like I am lucky to have her.
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>>674540191
Awww not even going to take me out to dinner first?
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>>674537155
Hey Dan "The Man In The 4 Chan Party Van" Schneider! Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's A Fighter" Schneider. How's Game Shakers coming along?
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>>674540083
Why not?
(But really conventions and shit)
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>>674540235
Bahaha, thanks! My mum is a saint. Bought me that for Christmas and I lost my shit. I also have several more cat shirts with puns like The Purrminator. So bad but so good..
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>>674539892
How you? I like your face
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>>674540132
Eh, it's a bad cycle to get stuck in... Better off out of it if you aren't in it.
Though, if you do wind up in it, "Kratom" is an amazing herb you can purchase legally to get you out of it. Better than any other way I have seen/heard of.
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>>674536377
Is it bad that I know your tumblr?
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>>674540278
Cute couple. Still can't get over how godly your face is though
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>>674540300
don't wanna just skip to the getting naked and living out dirty fantasies part?
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>>674539960
>>674539960
>>674539960

Call me Brad mate and I'll lift a glass to you and yours.
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>>674540401

bro you got low as fuck standards fam.
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>>674540207
Haha, not gonna post it here! Maybe kik..? I do not know what /b/ uses so I downloaded kik.. eh --> nexx1337
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>>674540316
Ever have problems with Klingons?
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>>674540151
Lez do it yo
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>>674539965
And you're the nicestest.

Best wishes always.
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>>674540364
Abs no access
I dont even think it's available where I live
Thanks tho
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>>674540401
Hmmmmm idk, skipping meals isn't really the best way to get to my heart.
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>>674540468
dude i know what i do
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R8 m8
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>>674540102
Sounds like a plan.
Pale skin is a blessing as you get older - it keeps its elasticity longer.
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>>674537344
Canadian grill is heading to bed. It's now 6 in the morning and I can feel myself falling asleep... Sweet dreams /b/. <3
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>>674540131
>I have plenty more self deprecating fat jokes where that came from.

More funnies please!
I'm about to watch pic related.
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>>674540444
Check'd, Brad, you fucking glorious human, stay strong, and keep fighting.
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>>674540316
I dont know. But i do know with a 100 guarantee, the outfit goes very well with you. You make it look like its easy to rock an be beautiful at the same time.
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>>674540471

Sorry I don't have a KIK.
I appreciate the offer though.
And I'll imagine that blush....
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Piss poor picture of me, but trying not to wake others up and that.
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>>674540530
Well, if you're looking for a decent legal substitute, check out Kratom. You can buy it online for dirt cheap (60 dollars for 8 oz) and it has almost the same effects. It's great for pain.
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>>674540326
Thats awesomeXD
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>>674538784
Yeah, let me fuck your ass, pretty boy. Where you from?
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You can have half a face, /b.
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>>674540502
Leave it with me ;)
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>>674540356
eh ok kinda tired but all uppity cuz im buying a new tv tomorrow :D
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>>674540389
Do you though?
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>>674539671

I like you, moar!
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>>674540709

Your name b/ro!!!!!
What is please???
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>>674540829
>Surveillance video from before he killed and ate his entire family....
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>>674539754
neat we're neighbours.
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>>674540935
Ryan! Breads about to 404
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>>674540487
Starfleet sure does fucking fight a lot for being an organization based on exploration...
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>>674540816
Haha, no problem. I got a haircut, might post a live picture oncemy class ends. (;
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>>674540859
You should have spared us both halves... Trust your instinct to hide your face.
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>>674540950
Phone is dead, so, gotta make due. Flashlight (kind of) worked.........though........makes me look like I'm from fucking ghost hunters.
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>>674540536
i'll buy dinner, laugh at some self-depreciating fat humor and then sexy time
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>>674541038
Thanks b/oo, at least you're honest.
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>>674540992
Here's to your health Ryan!!!!!
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>>674540694
lol well they tend to come up in conversations, i don't exactly have a reservoir filled with them haha.

>>674541088
Mmmmmn now thats what I'm talking about :) Whats for dinner?
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>>674540761
Oh gosh Anon-kun... uhh... thanks
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>>674541008

Thanks, catch ya in another thread.
Take good care.
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>>674540994
Do you always lurk /b/?
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>>674541219
You too, my friend.
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>>674541176
Hamburgers & soda
Cake & milk
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>>674541171
You too, Brad, and a late merry St. Patrick's day to you, if you're in the next face of /b thread, I'm usually lurking, would love to hear your story.
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>>674541133
You're welcome /b/ro. I just felt like being a dick though. Nothing wrong with you... Other than the whole ginger thing.
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>>674541297
lol fuck yes… just don't make that a regular thing.
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>>674541298
I'll drop your name once in a while mate.
Catch up soon.
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>>674541330
Yeah, genetics fucked me with the whole cancer and ginger thing, but fuck it, I'll make up for it somewhere else (probably not) kek
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>>674540965
Where you at.
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>>674541221
Mostly I hang out in /i/ and /lit/
But yeah, I'm here in the shit fest that is /b/ a lot
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>>674541366
That's my Friday reward after a week of work.
There's enough for two.
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Shitty pic, but I am just sitting around home, anyone up for a new kik or snapchat friend?
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>>674541481
lol ok, once a week of that shouldn't do too much more damage to my waistline.
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>>674540913
Does it start with a g and ends with a d?
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>>674541533
whats your snapchat?
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>>674541552
And on Sunday afternoon we'll go for a walk along the beach as penance.
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>>674541584
Garfield?
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>>674541628
Jp2327 or this thing.
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