Ask a guy that had a vasectomy today anything.
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Ask a guy that had a vasectomy today anything.
>>674665068
why?
Why
>>674665068
Hows the sack sport?
>>674665068
Ever been scuba diving?
>>674665215
No more kids wanted and my wife can get off BC which makes her a raging lunatic. Kek
>>674665068
How are your balls
>>674665494
Sorry, but once she goes black, she's not coming back.
>>674665344
Been iced down all day and on pain meds. Feeling good at the moment
>>674665598
She hates black people.
>>674665598
HE MEANS BIRTH CONTROL YA DIP
>>674665806
shes a keeper
>>674665068
What the fuck nigga
>>674665855
I talked to my dr about getting a vasectomy and he reccomended against it because he has alot of older guys coming in that have complications like nerve pain and reduced orgasm sensation. He said they lie and make it seem risk free but alot of people have been ruined from it. Did you know this?
can we get a better picture?
what has been removed?
balls? shaft? connection between balls and shaft?
anything more?
Op here. Every time I try to take a pic of her sleeping, it says file is too large.. stupid.. trying to get yall an ass shot.
>>674666491
I have been told about all possible complication. I also have multiple friends (over 10) that have had it done and are all good.
Also, it has absolutely nothing to do with orgasm sensation.
>>674666496
Nothing has been removed. Basically to tubes on each nut have been cut so my swimmers shoot blanks.
>>674666939
Tell that to the forums full of people that feel nothing when they come or alot of pain due to the procedure
>>674667115
wait, doesn't that make your balls very full as your balls can't realease any seed? isn't that supposed to have some side effects in due time?
Can you still blow normal loads? Do they look different?
>>674667309
I've read them. Seems like it happens to some. We will see I guess. I will let you know in a month or so
>>674665068
I pissed blood after seeing OPs PIC
>>674665494
I am about to do the same thing for the same reason. Take notes kids...
>>674669225
Op here... kek. Glad I could make that happen for ya.
>>674665068
Im getting a vas soon too, i wanna know what cums out instead of sperm? Like is it just an emotional orgasm or a physical one with fluid and stuff
Steve?
>>674665068
Did the government make you do it because of your autism?
>>674669732
Are you trying to identify OP by his ballsack? You might be gayer than OP, anon.
>>674669715
Sperm only makes up about 2.5% of ejaculate. So you still shoot shut out, just not the swimmers that knock bitches up. Aka, my wife.
>>674669715
You should perhaps look into the procedure and how your body works before you decide on the procedure. If you think what you asked makes sense, you might not be ready for making decisions that have a significant impact on your life. You know, because you're retarded and all.
>>674669945
Nice participation trophies anon. By the looks of that room, you won't have to worry about impregnated anyone.
>>674670811
Kek
>>674670811
Well i have 3 retarded kids
>>674671437
You should go for a special Olympic basketball team then bro
>>674665068
I've been meaning to get that shit done, hell if I'm going to bring any little brats into a world where they can't get the beatings they deserve. Had a friend get it done, he was in a fair amount of pain for a couple weeks and fine after that.
>>674665068
when are you allowed to bust a nut ?does anything cum out? where does the sperm go? how can u give your wife a facial?
>>674667388
> the cum is in the balls
> wont it get full in there
>>674665494
>my wife can get off BC which makes her a raging lunatic.
She'll find another reason to be a raging cuntslag. Give it time.
>>674672740
Haha. I'm sure. But seriously, birth control is fucking her body all up. She has red them all
Got mine two years ago.
Had one vas tube adhere and cause a shit-ton of pain until it ripped off one day. Then it was fine.
I still have weird cumming pain occasionally, but it's not too bad. Just weird.
Anyway, the frozen peas/corn thing is the best.
I had one 3 years ago, best choice ever no more worrying about kids. And zero difference in load size color smell etc etc
>>674673471
Bro, high on meds and frozen peas.
>>674673482
I told my wife that once this was done, my cum would taste like watermelon. She is super excited. Haha
I had the vas one year ago.
intense pain for 2 months every time I took a step. no pain for 9 months tho:::D
some guys are different, my friend says he (gingerly) had sex 36 hours after the procedure.
my one weird side effect which I hear is rare, is that my jazz is now clear. sometimes a little milky but not white. I hear that's weird but fuck who cares, no pain and I'm blowing loads into bitches all day long without a care in the world.
vasectomy = man heaven. your gf will love you for it too.
I remember getting mine back in 1995. First time I came after, two or three days later, so much blood was in it. Cleared up after that first time tho.
>>674674768
Cream pies will be plentiful now.
>>674665068
can you still do this?
http://frtyb.com/go/eTGf3_bAaEj/omegkle
>>674665068
Why did you pay someone to cut your balls you cuck?
>>674674768
>my jazz is now clear
sax or piano?
>>674675583
OP here, because I am incredibly stupid, now where are those nigger cocks?