Pranking the pawn shop from pawn stars
Call and ask for battletoads
They always rage
Get off page 10 goddammit
7 zero 2
3 eight 5
7 nine 1 two
Press 4
bumperooni
>>677032802
This is the number
Might let this one die and start another
better ask for some crack
>>677031976
alright im making the call
>>677033807
Maybe they will pick up for you I'm gonna look into it and see why they won't answer the goddamn phone
is somebody calling them right now?
>>677034092
I did, they didn't come through though, weird because they are 24/7
Chumlee gone? Also I'm calling now
Has anyone got them to answer the phone yet?
Call asking them to bail out Chumlee with battletoads.
I pressed 2 for operator, idnt work, pressed 4, didnt work
>>677031976
Ill do it as soon as someone vocaroos, than ill voxaroo and keks be haved
>mfw asked for battletoads
>mfw they just hung up
Were on to something
I GOT A REPLY BUT THEY HUNG UP ON ME AS SOON AS I TOLD THEM ABOUT BATTLETOADS
>>677031976
Also there is a porn store across the street i fucked my wife while we watched a peep show of an ugly slit with atretchmrks, also tried to buy coke from a cuban guy but he was retarded
>>677034620
Goddammit why won't they answer. Anyone know a 24 business we can call until they get pissed off
>>677034894
Ask for the chum special
>>677034716
Kek
Did you get someone on the phone? What did you push?
I don't know why but just the thought of battletoads makes me want to kek
Someone fucking record it on voacroo
>>677035030
Cause ur autistic faggot
>>677034828
Greentext it nigger
Please someone call and record it I need a laugh very badly
>>677035321
>be me call pawn shop from pawn stars
> they answer ask for battletoads
> they hang up
Happy faggot
Tried calling twice they don't want to pic up, make another thread and link it here, were on to something legendary
>>677035551
What numbers did you press to connect with them?
>>677035321
>I call
>guy says: gold and silver pawnshop
>I say: Hey, I was wondering if you guys were selling battletoads?
>mfw he hangs up
If you want a number you'll get a reply with
>2052216085
It's a Waffle House, ask for battletoads anyway
says they can't take a call now
>>677035724
How did you connect!?!?!?!?!?
Yea I think they got us fuck, lets do the same to another place
>>677035928
press 2 for operator
ill record and post to youtube calling waffle house
>>677036004
Try that number posted above. If we are persistent they can't not get pissed about it
>>677036230
Please link here
>>677032938
thanks for clarifying
can anyone join the conference?
call up a 711 and play the ISIS theme song
>>677036777
TRips
>>677036364
fuck I could only record the audio from her its not very good
We should do a gamestop
>>677035724
>mfw
>doesnt post face when
summer is coming
Anyone tried the Waffle House?
>>677037017
its midnight fool
>>677037017
24 hour GameStop?
>>677037026
oh man arent you a cool kid for pointing that out
i can record audio!
>>677037042
I did. Greentext if interested
>>677037269
Do it
>>677037233
>mfw summerfag is mad
>>677037233
Except he's right Faggot.
>>677037121
How about a Walmart?
>pic related
>This mailbox is full
GG
>call them up
>me: hey I was gonna stop by tomorrow I was wondering if you had something is stock
>fatfuck: what would that be
>do you guys happen to have battletoads
>fuck you
Kek
>>677034899
four one six two three nine three five three six
It's a bowling alley. Have fun.
>>677035773
Call and place orders for battletoads
>>677037753
Ask for artifacts from the battle of anura.
>>677037335
>call the number
>"hello, [faggot ] waffle house
>'yes, I was wondering about a certain item on your menu, a friend was telling me about it'
>"what is it?"
>slight giggle.
>'battletoads?'
>what?.avi
>'battletoads'
>she sighs in exasperation
>"this isn't gamestop"
>'what? I just want battletoads '
>"this isn't gamestop. We don't have battletoads
>'gamestop also has battletoads? '
>keeps telling me they're not game stop
>then i just hang up
>mFw called the waffle house
>mfw asked if they had anything on special
>mfw ask battletoads and they hang up
>>677037903
I called again but they hung up immediately
>>677037577
What's with vegas numbers? I'm a local here, so I can hit you up with local businesses.
>>677034554
Great idea anon
NINE SEVEN TWO NINE FOUR ONE SIX NINE SIX NINE
Local sex shop
>dial number
>Waffle House
>hi I'd like to place an order
>alright what would you like?
>4 orders of battletoad
>click
Fucking Kek
>>677038100
>call the number
>"hello this is me I work here"
>"uh yeah I'm calling about a certain item on the menu"
>"what is that?"
>"Battletoads"
>"What I dont understand"
>"Battletoads"
>"I don't think so."
>"No?"
>"I don't think so. Can you spell it out for me?"
>"B-"
>lose it
I hung up.
>Good evening, do yo-
>*Hang up*
Why
We should do this every night for a while and see how they start reacting when they dont think it'll ever stop
>>677039283
This
Call 7 zero 2-6 four 1-2 two 2 two
Dial 5, then zero.
Ask about a special program called cock stretcher? (Use the words 'cock stretcher somehow,)
It's a local 24 hour fitness center.
I have a greentext if anyone's interested.
Keep calling guys make sure they only hear us when they pick up the phone
>>677039283
We need other numbers at the same time though. Possibly a t!nychat. We can call places and mess with them with repetitive calls.
>>677039472
Interested, also you can greentext the number
>gold and silver pawn shop
>hey. I'm looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend. Gonna pop the big question, heh.
>oh that's great. Yeah man we've got some rings here. You can come by and check them out
>nice. Also I was thinking about a new pistol. Do you guys happen to have an H&K usp compact? I kinda have bitch hands, heh.
>sorry. No compact. Any other one you're thinking of?
>oh yeah! I almost forgot. You guys have battle toads?
>goddamn it *click*
>>677039627
I'm on mobile, let's do a kik group or something
>>677039472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12u0ClAYWS5
ill call. how should I go about recording their responses?
>>677039472
I called
>Hello, thank you for calling blah blah blah
>"Do you have any special pogroms?" (I used the word pogrom on purpose.)
>"Of course sir. Do you have one in mind or should I list them out for you?"
>"I just wanted the Hitler cock stretching jew killing pogrom."
>Exactly 4 seconds of silence.
>click
>call wafflehouse
>nigger picks up
>"hey sugah what u want?"
>hey I was wondering if you had...I think it's pronounced battletoads..?
>"Nah sugah"
Kik group
>>677039657
Sorry
>7026412222
Anyway
>i call
>go through extensions
>girl picks up
>i ask about their group programs
>she's really confused
>yeah, your group programs?
>hear typing in the background
>no I'm worry sir-
>well, I heard about this one program from a friend
>y3s?
>yeah, it's a little hard to read, but it's something called cock stretcher?
>silence
>what?
>cock stretcher
>she hangs up
luled for days
>>677039693
You should have chatted with him about rings for a long time then revealed that the question you were going to propose to her is if she would play battletoads with you.
>>677040008
Kek
>>677040008
Omfg what have I started.
My fucking sides dude.
>Hey this is waffle house
>hello sir, do you happen to have battletoads in stock?
Yes we do, come on down. Takes about ten minutes.
>ten minutes?
>Yea
>ok see ya in ten
end call
>>677040008
Kek thanks
any other places to call?
>>677040981
Yes. Please any place with any idea. Otherwise I'll end up at the loading dock arguing with some assistant manager of clothing at walmart on how I need 36 bean bag chairs.
how are you guys calling and recording?
>>677040981
He'll just spam the numbers we have
>>677041102
If you do then vocaroo that shit
>>677031976
Hey I'm drunk and I think I was just in this thread OP
Waffle house. NINE SEVEN TWO SEVEN SEVEN TWO ZERO ZERO SIX TWO. When I called there was a fat niggerdly woman.
This fucking thread my sides are approaching pluto
fukin bump
>>677040318
cant use kik on PC
bumpbumpbump
>>677041685
yes you can. 3rd party app. i have it. google it.
>>677041230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Iz3R2ronZq
She wouldn't call back my name.
this thread is hilarious. the young newfags discovered raiding
"we should do this every night" lmao
>Gold and Silver pawn shop.
>Hello I'm looking for relics of old battles and war
>Great! We have many artifacts and antiques. What are you looking for?
>Well this battle has received a surge in historical popularity and I wouldn't be suprised if someone bought your stock of antiques.
>What battle is it?
>Battle of the toads
<Hangs up
>>677040630
you didnt start this.
/b/ has been doing this for years
>>677040008
10/10
>>677042434
This.
Anonymous looking for recognition lol
we need a new number
preferably a pawn store or a mcdonalds
>>677042320
>Ham swisses and cheeses
Top kek
>>677042434
I didn't mean raids, i meant the term, "cock stretcher " for 24 hour fitness.
I take no credit for raids, I'm not a faggot
>>677042356
well it's not like the oldfags do it anymore, you joyless cunt.
>>677043517
and they always complain too
ALRIGHT NEW NUMBER TIME
>9 1 9 5 5 0 5 6 0 0
It's a local walmart. Ask for battletoads or cock stretchers . Go fags.
>>677044045
Going
>>677044045
>you have battletoads?
>no
>thx bye
>bye
For fuck sakes anons I cant stop laughing of only this thread could get archieved
>>677031976
I'm really surprised nobody has got the idea to call PETA to ask for battletoads.
>>677043804
it probably stopped being good when Sabu flipped like a snitch pussy and got everyone arrested.
Free Barrett Brown.
(if you haven't read it, "The Barrett Brown Review of Art and Letters and Prison" is free online, he posts new as often as he can, and it's up there as one of the best things i've ever read in my life.)
Called a 24 hour sushi place
>7023099911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VJLG5V346t
Call and asked for the fried cock. Then say vote for trump
>>677040008
Kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YuvYac1Xdm
dubs check
Fuck anons imma be up all night because of this thread
>>677040008
kek
>>677044527
lets do this
>>677043517
Because you newfags always fuck up the thread. Stay on one business.
We should do the emergency services number of some country that's not likely to prosecute. Like... Guatemala. Or Latvia.
>>677044725
CALL THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEIR NUMBER IS UNAMERICAN BECAUSE IT ENDS IN 911, THEN ASK TO TALK TO HER MANAGER XD.
>>677045102
Qeq
>>677045590
Problem is that either they stop responding or hang up as soon as you call, you faggot.
>>677044045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sb1NG0Gj4K
>>677044725
She got too smart with me asking about the noodle and muted me.
>>677045660
Underrated po- aw fuckit, I'm samefagging.
>>677045881
That's what's supposed to happen you autistic fuck. It goes on until they snap at a random anon. How new are you?
>>677045703
Back to tumblr
>>677046114
Failure. Have a buildup that's believable, then deliver fried cock request.
>>677044045
she threatning 2 call de polic3 but i han up l0l
>>677046385
is that english? you spell like a nigger.
>>677044725
3 hang ups later
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0inLwIe8UX4
Just called Wal-Mart
>hello how may I help you
>hi do you have this reasonable purchasble unbelievable item?
>and what would this item be sir?
>cock stretcher 2000
>click
>>677046538
kek
This is the /b/ I know and love. We havnt had a prank call thread in fucking ages
Call and ask for Chumlee
>Hello this is walmart
>Is this walmart?
>It sure is
>Im looking for a item
>What kind of item
>Im looking for a cock stretcher
>Excuse me?
>A cock stretcher
>Would you like me to transfer you to the police
>No, I was just looking for a cock stretcher
>hangup
im scared
>>677045988
If you're going to make more edit out the ringing, no one wants to hear that shit
>>677046143
or latveria
>>677047215
Ask for the pet department. Explain you need a cock stretcher. When they get confused explain how you heard choke chains help get rid of a dogs gag reflex, a cock stretcher will help lengthen your rooster for the hens sake to get more eggs.
>>677046869
You're winning at this. Idk why these bitches can't understand you
>call pawn stars
>ask to value my battletoads
>ask to bring it in, theyll have their buddy look at it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MqLOomupBf
7/11
>>677047562
lel. If anyone does this, please Vocaroo it
>>677040008
What are you guys 12?
Called roberto's taco. Fucking spics. Lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ToiJQgzSR2
>>677047215
Were you using your actual number?
>>677047667
what's this retard shit?
make it funny you idiot
>>677048155
yesplsi4got
>>677047667
fucking terrible are you autistic
This thread is full of fucking autism.
>>677048137
hahaha fried cock
>>677048155
yes
>>677048479
idiot
>>677048297
that's how people get v& irl tbh smh fam.
>>677035773
In alabama? Fucking kek what city?
>>677048137
kek that ending, you got mad
>>677035724
>just asking for battletoads right away
damnit anon you have to lead up to it. "im calling to see if you have a rare item. etc" you have to be vague with it until you eventually ask about battletoads. essentially what youre going for is a dinosaur story in real life
>>677048058
Anybody have new numbers?
>fried cock
>cock stretcher
I think we can include these with the glory of battletoads
>>677048622
Jasper
>>677046869
this one was actually kinda funny
>>677048908
>2052219515
We should call the suicide hotline
>(402) 731-8344
Nebraska Pawn Shop
Time for battletoads.
Go
Bye guys time for me to drop from the thread I was the first one to get ahold of the pawnstars shop
>>677049524
It's closed faggot, check for 24 hour businesses
>>677049524
>Nebraska Pawn Shop @ 1 am goes to Voice Mail
Please check these numbers before posting folks.
>>677049215
Call this number, they are 24 hours
>>677049796
(423) 368 5648
>>677047667
that was garbage
>>677048137
She played you
>this is gold and silver pawn
>hi do you guys have..
>if you're about to say battle toad
>Battle road? Sorry I was just looking to get some new war memorabilia
>oh sorry man, a lot of people calling tonight. What are you looking for?
>I'm looking for memorabilia from a Sargent called Sargent Zit he was in the fighting amphibian wars
>what was his last name?
>full name is Sargent zit battle toad
Beep beep beep
>>677032828
bumperino
>>677050100
glorious anon
I wish someone would vocaroo the pawn shop lel
>>677048137
you sound like a complete pathetic faggot
>>677050343
why don't you
>323 7 4 5 - 8 2 6 0
Pico Pawn Store
Guy sounds tired as hell, and snappy. Go fuck him up. Enjoy :)
>>677049982
Nope. It ran.
D you guys know how to prank call or even fucking troll? Keep them on the line as long as possible
Tell them you're going on vacation, a honeymoon with your new wife and you're looking for shit to buy.
Go on and on about stuff they have, what you want.
"We want to decorate our kids room We have one on the way."
game stations. Ask about the retro's.
"NES, SNES, Genesis, Atari even."
Get into a conversation about that.
Once youve had him long enough, talking abut vidya, when he least expects it
"Do you have battletoads for it?"
When he hangs up, call back and bitch about what the fuck man im trying to do business and you just hang up on me?
Get him going again!
Wait a while, ask about battletoads again
>>677050431
Damn there went my self esteem
>>677048137
I have to agree with them, you are retarded hard to kind of understand... Articulate moar nigger.
p.s. It was pretty good and the bitch you got mad at sounded hot.
>>677050453
>dial number
>pawn shop
>hi I'm looking for a video game
>it's called
>click
>>677040008
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12u0ClAYWS5
lolzers!!!!!!!!!!
All of you autistic faggots dont know wtf you're doing.
>hello kek do u ha-*click*
>Goteem!
Fucking niggers.
>>677042426
LOLL
>>677050940
Eh you could've tried harder
>>677051187
This
Entire
Thread
>>677051102
>>677050847
Hell I didn't have a chance to get started with that asshole
>>677050453
>beep beep beep
>*sigh" "What?"
>"Hello?"
> "Hello sir."
> "Hey, I was just wondering on whether you have any battle toads?"
>"No"
>"Okay then."
>"Okay"
>"Oh wow"
> "sorry sir?"
>*My wife is giving birth"
>"Oh okay."
>"Holy shit. Stay on the line. I need you to tell me what to do?"
>"What? I don't know how to give birth!!"
>"You just need to help me out man. The head is coming out, and it looks deformed as fuck" *While I'm playing screaming sounds in the background*
>"Oh, it just popped out."
> (Him, sounding nervous as fuck) "Thank god."
>"Holy shit, this baby is retarded."
>"I'm sorry sir."
>"Wait a sec, I'm going to stick my dick in it and see if its alive"
>He hangs up.
>>677051102
post a good one on vocaroo then
Tell them you want the special version of Battletoads where you fight a fat sex offender at a pawn shop.
>>677050747
well listen to yourself.
you basically just repeated "fried cock" over and over.
in that weak, little faggot voice.
are you a homo? do you have a haircut that covers half your face?
>>677051271
Call him again, bitch him out about hanging up on you. You're trying to do business!
Get him on a roll.
Dont just vomit BATTLETOADS BATTLETOADS 1000 KEKS
Waste their time.
>>677051298
My sides
Holy shit
>>677048137
>tfw anon realizes
>>677051298
LOL ok thats a good. Do more shit like this. End it with battletoads so he knows whats up
>>677051298
I know it's fake but made me kek anyway
must be the lack of lulz in this thread
>>677051266
go back to your loli thread you fucking weeb we don't need your cancer
no one asked you to come here you flaming autist
>>677051300
I'll make a thread when I have some privacy. Paper walls. It wont be tonight.
>>677051645
poosi
>>677051575
I don't think this is fake. This is why he's hanging up on ppl and not answering.
>>677040318
Add kail_s
>>677051592
Dank meme. Not as good as desu, though.
>>677049263
They can track you. I did it a couple of times with blocked numbers and they called me right back, then had cops come to my house.
Never joke that you're going to set yourself on fire because they took away the McRib. They take that shit srs and they have really good tracing shit.
>>677051798
Cringe
>>677051813
call from a throw away
>>677051813
and throw it in the river and watch the police bring divers in
>>677051771
Ehh the Kik didn't take off, not much use
>>677051914
Desu more.
>>677051918
I was like 19 at the time and didn't think they had fucking call tracing at a non profit call center
>>677040318
Add Cherkovsky
>>677052161
do it the right way now
McDonald's
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lTJ1oNeOyC
>>677052522
>>677052522
had potential
>>677052161
Do it again, and see this.
>>677051990
>>677052161
take a pic of the police w/ a timestamp of some sort
Rip thread
>>677048137
>i have Uhh question
>>677045988
wow, what a stuttering autistic mess. Record yourself slitting your wrists next and just before you die click upload. Thanks faggot
>#01-3019
Mcdonalds in singapore.
Imagine how confused they will be XD.
go.
>>677053650
>>677053730
XDDDDDDD top kek my friend!!!!!!!! That would be funny :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>677050100
>>677050194
pasta faggot
If singapore doesn't work (cheap ass niggers can't pay for international), call
>(212) 645 - 9079
Union Square, NY Mcdonalds
idk if 24 hr
>>677052522
why would you even waste your time uploading this?
>>677045988
>>677053650
yep.
to the fucking shitbrain that made this recording, do you think anyone is even remotely entertained by this?
>>677044045
>Hello thanks for calling walmart
>yeah i was wondering if you had a good selection of bananas.
>what, why?
>you see i have a mild form of autism to where my bananas have to be a certain way in order for me to purchase them.
>oh well yes we have a good selection of bananas
>awesome, i needed them to fit my cock stretcher that i was going to purchase, do you happen to have one there i could get so that way i wouldn't have to go out of my way?
>god damnit
>put on hold
>click
>>677051813
>McRib.
Kek
>>677054555
Why union square?
Hit them big.
Time square ftw
> Phone number (212) 921-8900
>>677054786
Cock stretcher 4ever
>>677031976
Tell them that Chumlee never dropped off the meth that he promised and you will be out of town on Sunday!
>>677054929
they won't answer anymore
THIS IS ALL FUCKING PUSSY SHIT. GET THIS THREAD GOING. I WANT THREATS, SEXUAL HARASSMENT, RACISM GOD DAMN IT! BATTLE TOADS WAS FUNNY 8 YEARS AGO. STOP BEING FAGS.
THREATEN TO RAPE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE.
>>677055132
you go first. record it
Fried cock
Okay so I tried raising the bar for this thread (a bunch of first-timers like myself.)
I'm pretty sure she gave an empty threat, as I legally didn't do anything that could fuck me over. I hung up because I don't want you niggers knowing my digits
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R8jLcZOnIz
>>677054697
Like 2 people including myself
>>677055603
Lol
>>677056001
those two people are us, the ones that have told you how shit it is, and that there is something fucking wrong with you that you seem to think there was anything upload worthy in it.
>>677055603
oh god her voice made me kek
at one point when she was listing the stuff i thought she said "shat dick" and I fucking died
>>677056146
Hey you know meditation works for all that butthurt you're going through
>>677055132
>threaten to rape people
>all caps
wew lad, your an ebin memer ayy lmao. This is very le funny. Upvoted and gave gold. Top L.O.L. as the youngsters say
>>677056199
I think I've done enough prank calls for the night
>>677056554
do one more man im bored as fuck and this is givin me a heh
>>677056474
your upload was complete shit
nothing on it was even remotely funny or interesting
why did you even upload it?
>>677055603
dude I swear, after she says pepperoni supreme she says "shat.....dick, good jack off."
>>677047503
Is you having fun playing by yourself in da corner?
>>677056736
Kind of like why your dad blew his load in the wrong hole.
Just felt like it
>>677056984
>>677056963
>>677056736
>>677056474
wow you fucking faggots go record some calls instead of being worthless autistic idiots
>>677056695
Roll dubs I'll call a number of your choice
>>677055603
>a type of meat pizza
jej
>>677057186
Yeah, I was hoping someone would catch that foreshadowing
>>677057163
>>677056888
i rolled trips call any number you want
>>677055603
Okay that was much better
One time I posted my city's help line on here. One dude called and said that a pack of niggers shit on his lawn and he wanted the city to clean it up. Then he asked the person if she wanted to fuck. Classic.
>>677057483
You the hateful /b/ro?
>>677057536
Much wow
Such good prank
>>677057849
Yeah. Fuck you, retard.
>>677051371
>are you a homo? do you have a haircut that covers half your face?
>>677042426
my sides
>>677047215
Not much to be scared of to be honest. It's not illegal to ask a business if they have a product and if the police showed up you could just pretend to be a stupid person that thought WalMart might have sold cock stretchers.
You actually think this is funny? Are you 12? You call someone to prank them and laugh when they just hang up? Look up PRANKNET PRANKS on youtube. When you can get a KFC employee to set of the fire suppression system and then get two female employees to piss on each other to neutralize the poison like they did, then it will be funny.
