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>>677027925
Ben Affleck was a good Batman
The movie was actually pretty good
People who think it's shit are butthurt comic assholes that think if it doesn't mirror the comics perfectly, the movie is bad
Eisenberg was easily the worst part of the movie.
>>677027925
well doomsday kills superman but he's not actually dead
>>677027925
it was a nice hot pile of shit and i smeared it all over my body, i love everything about a hot pile of shit. The warmth the texture hmmmmmm.
>>677028580
So wonderful to see you here Mr Snyder
>>677027925
Tell me...
>>677028780
Snyder only produces shit.
>>677028236
Hey, you're right. The circle jerk is actually anti movie for once.
I liked it.
Better than I was led to believe it would be.
I don't think it's a perfect or flawless movie by any stretch, but I enjoyed it
>>677027925
6/10 I was expecting better. Irons + Afleck literally the best parts of the movie.
>>677028236
this.
also check em
>>677027925
movie sucked until wonder woman came on. then her action sequence ended and it sucked again. but she was hot. legs for days man, legs for daaaays
They replaced mercy with a scrawny asian bitch then killed her off before she even contributed to any part of the film so fuck it.
>>677027925
reminded me of this
http://www.streamboobs.com/xlatinahotx
Its was an entertaininh movie. It isn't 100% like the comics so that it caters to most audiences. How about enjoying a movie instead of being such a judgemental faggot
>>677029506
>wonderwoman
>one dimensional character so out of place
>movie became good
Literally kill yourself. If you want to watch porn, go watch porn.
This movie sucked ass. Shitty acting, preposterous dialogue, whole movie was way 2edgy, the pacing was completely fucked, and it felt disjointed from the opening scene.
The one apocalypse style dream sequence was really fucking cool, and I wish the movie was about that instead.
>>677027925
I'm just glad I was ripped as fuck when I went to see it. It still sucked but the popcorn was good.
Lazy ass writing: "my mommys name is Martha"
"We cool" literally what fuckin happened.
5 mins in: when the whole fucking city is getting attacked by aliens.
"Uh you guys should get out of the building"
"Boss says we need to go, so we gotta go."
Didnt think it was as bad as everyone said, but still not good. Also, in the minority here, but Ben Affleck can still go fuck himself.
>>677029993
Dialogue was the worst part for sure.
>>677029659
I pray that she comes back as cyborg Mercy.
>>677030088
this
>>677029693
This.
To many useless or shit sub-plots. Lois Lane was useless throughout the entire thing, Wonder woman didn't really need to be there, but her fighting doomsday was pretty cool. Lex Luthor was boring throughout the entire thing. If it had have been 30-45 minutes shorter it could have been great
>>677029993
Felt like it went on too long and i fell asleep right around the time Lex kidnapped Superman's mum.
>>677030628
Only decent part of the movie was the final battle.
Ben when he gets caught in the server room
"I like your shoes"
What feck
She just leaves him there not giving a shit.
>>677030798
Batman fighting Superman was the best scene though, unless you're including that as the final battle. Pretty much every scene with Batman was great anyway.
>>677028327
Do people actually consider this a spoiler? I haven't seen the movie, but I could've told you that. Then again, I read comics, so there's that.
>>677028236
Agree with the movie wasn't a steaming pile of shit as basement dwelling comic nerds said.
Did not like Affleck as Batman though, and loved eisenberg. He took the rich old white man badguy and turned him into the cool new kid. Facebook keeps asking for info, what's Zuckerberg doing with it? It makes sense to make that the new villian.
>>677031027
Yeah, I would say including the fight. I was hoping Batman would kick his ass.
I really think that [spoiler]In Batman vs Superman movie Bataman nearly kills Superman. However they will get together to fight Doomsday. Superman sacrifices himself in a battle and dies. Batman realizes that Superman's death has made Earth vulnerable. Wonder Woman helps Batman to put together Justice League. The final shot of the movie is at superman's graveyard, you can hear a faint drum. It sound like a heartbeat, the second time. The camera dooms in on the casket, the heartbeat is heard again as the handful of soil on top begins to levitate slightly.[/spoiler]
>>677031237
Batman definitely won that fight, didn't like the way it ended though. I guess it was better than having them stop fighting for doomsday like I thought would happen though.
>>677031325
You think that? Nah that would never happen.
>>677031491
Yeah what really happens is your son is Batman and you have to choose between killing him on a bridge or nuking the fortress of solitude
>>677031731
More plausible
>>677031731
Kek. Well meme'd, friendo
>>677027925
The movie was good and disney bought negative reviews.
>>677028835
do you bleed?
DC COMICS CAN SUCK MY MARVELOUS DICK
already preordered my Special edition bluray
>>677029993
shut up homo it was good
Thought it was alright for a superhero movie. Better than the tired rehash Marvel does in every film
>>677032532
Is that a jar of Zack Snyder's piss?
>>677032697
no silly, it's Luthor's from that scene in the courthouse
>>677028236
This
so how did Lex expected to stop Doomsday after he would have killed Superman?
>>677027925
i think youre a fucking disgust and you should kill yourself movie was legit
>tfw all I wanted was to be in a good superhero movie
>>677033553
agreed. also, check the triple doubles.
>>677033634
I agree
>>677033105
if you watch the movie lex is surpised as fuck when the first thing doomsday does upon waking up is attack him. hes only alive thanks to superman
he probably thought it would obey his commands like the ship was doing
How are Aquaman and the Flash?
>>677035011
flash gets a retarded cameo from the future in a dream not so dream and looks like a mexican in a very bad ironman cosplay, then later in a webm were he looks like an aging twink who stops a robbery while buying milk
aquaman just gets a webm where he comes out of a sunken ship like a shark and swims away really fast, maybe 3 seconds of footage
really shitty cameos that bring nothing to the story. oh and cyborg is there too, but he gets the vision treament and is brought to life by a mcguffin alien cube thingy
>>677032172
For you :^)
>>677027925
Eisenberg was a big fucking mistake from day one. Jessie Eisenberg only knows how to play Jessie Eisenberg and nobody else.
Affleck was an okay Batman but other portrayals are better. Gal Gadot rocked WW. Shit had too many plot points to follow in act one so it was boring in the opening. Doomsday died too fast. Fight scene was CG as fuck but I don't care too much thought it was awesome. Final score 4/10 fuck Eisenberg.
>>677035916
How lame. I would rather not have them appear at all than have these crappy cameos.
>>677036910
agreed completely
thing is it would have been exciting if they just had their logos appear on the computer, and instead of slowly opening each file to view those vids we just see those logos for a second or two
would have been great for comic fags who could get little happy feeling like they have an inside look into the next movie without revealing to much and for those not familiar with the characters to go home and research so they could get hyped for hte next film as well
I didn't like it, but it's not terrible and the backlash is pretty ridiculous: People are saying that this is as bad as
>X men 3: The Last Stand
>Green Lantern
>Fantastic Four
and so forth. It was a mess, but an interesting one at the very least.
>>677037837
Which F4ntastic?
>>677031013
She probably thinks he's just some old drunk dude trying to fuck her. I'd leave too in that position.
>>677038047
All of them, I guess
>>677037837
i think the backlash is so big because this was supposed to be dcs magnum opus, the marvel killer that would net billions worldwide and start the dccu
so when it failed ( even though it was a decent movie) to live up to that people took it pretty hard.
the higher you aim the larger the splash when you come back down
i dont know anything about the comics but this movie was retarded... the plot sucked and got progressively worse... the whole martha part i actually laughed out loud.. terrible execution.. the cameos of the justice league characters was forced as well
>>677038397
Makes sense, but let's be honest; Plenty of the Marvel movies were just as mindless as this.
I just downloaded it cause i did not wanna pay for it & i just watched it & it fucking sucked.
>>677038589
oh fuck yes, but see thats the thing, their shitty movies in a group of movies
where as bvs stand out because it currently has to stand alone
im sure years from now, when there are multiple dc movies people will admit it wasnt that bad
>>677027925
It was flawed but entertaining and definitely doesn't deseve the <30% it has from critics. I'd say it's more in the ~65-75% range.
-better than Man of Steel.
-BatAffleck is fucking awesome and we've needed a Frank Miller style Batman for a long time. Yes, he's much better than Bale.
-Jeremy Irons is a fantastic Alfred.
-Batman vs Superman fight was excellent.
-Batman's fight choreography was great too.
That said:
-Eisenberg was a shit Lex Luthor and was trying to channel Heath Ledger's lame Joker the whole time.
-Superman's onscreen chemistry with Lois was fucking awful. Lois in genrral was shit.
-Too many goddamn dream sequences used for shocking imagery and REALLY lazy preview fodder.
-Doomsday was a huge fucking mess
-No good or memorable music
-Batman shows no hint of intelligence or the fact that he's the world's greatest detective/engineer.
-Not enough Wonderwoman plus Wonderwoman ex machina.
- Wonderwoman pullls her lasso from her ass. She did not have it on her before that point.
-Superman/god-Jesus allegory symbolism from Man of Steel is cranked up to 11.
-One time Superman saves Lois is 100% pure and utter bullshit and immediately preceeds a pretty bad continuity error.
Doomzod killed it. My favorite part was longbhair hipoy flash. So glad they killed Jimmy Olsen right away. He would've dragged down the entire franchise. No wonder woman you can't use the appear to kill doomzod you silly girl. I must self Sacrifice!
>>677039872
Holy shit I'm drunk!
>>677039178
This pretty much sums up what I think about this film.
Can we talk about how awful that flash suit looked. Why do flash fans have to suffer?
>>677041474
Because Batman fans had to suffer for years.
>>677027925
Movie was boring, no plot, motivations or character development. Bat Affleck was pretty good, would like to see him in a solo movie. Superjerk is dumb and discount Heath Ledger Joker... I mean Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor was litterally the worst. And the movie was way too goddamn long.
>>677041474
We didn't really get a good look at it in the movie, it could end up looking pretty interesting. That being said what we did see looked bad.
>>677042238
There was definitely a plot, the motivation behing Batman wanting to take down Superman was explained in like the first 5 minutes, then expanded upon the rest of the movie. Also I thought Batman had more than enough development, other characters weren't developed enough though. I agree with it being too long though.
>>677042856
Not that anon, but Batman's motivation was pretty poor considering the damage and deaths that he himself causes throughout the film.
The movie is literally a fucking prequel to the actual massive movies getting released in the coming years. It wasn't about having a complete story, it was about introducing the characters and setting.
Go watch/read:
Flashpoint Paradox
Injustice
Dark Knight Rises (animated)
Justice League War
Under the Red Hood
Then go watch BvS. You'll have a much better time. Unlike Marvel fans, DC fans actually enjoy a deep story instead of just CGI fights and hugs at the end... and this shits about to get deep.
Everything felt so rushed and forced. i enjoyed it but it just felt like dc trying to catch up to marvel. Also the scene where batman was fighting the gang holding martha hostage was the best scene.
>>677042593
How was the suit compared to the tv show one?
>>677043319
Batman has always been a hypocrite.
>>677043319
From what I remember he only causes the deaths of bad guys, either way his motivations are clearly explained whether Batman is a hypocrite in the movie or not, far from being no motivation like the other anon said.
>>677043662
The BvS one looks mechanical, completely different from the comics
>>677043545
It was a bad attempt to build an interconnecting universe.
>>677042593
I suspect they'll use a more traditional suit for the his movie.
>>677043662
It was like a red riot suit. His face was completely covered but his helmet opens up to reveal his usual red mask that looks like the comic suit. He also had a shitty looking mustache.
>>677027925
they wasted Supes death... It could have been so emotional but the whole movie was rushed and convoluted,,, Not many cared,,,
>>677043319
This is the entire point of the fucking movie other than being an introduction.
Batman at this point in his life has seen so much shit he's started just putting people 6 ft under.
At the end of the movie he restrains himself from branding Lex with the Baterang. That, along with the conversation he had with Wonder Woman at the end, shows him getting back into the righteous mindset
>>677043730
>>677043796
>Hypocrite
Not to this extreme, even in The Dark Knight Returns. This Batman pulls an AK and goes pop-pop-pop to make them motherfuckers drop: Unless they were directly adapting the Bill Finger Batman, which they evidently weren't, this is very out of character for Bruce. Honestly, it feels like an adaption of the Batman in "All Star Batman and Robin" in some parts.
Not only that, but a Batman who kills creates the plot hole of how the Joker is alive in this universe, which either hurts Suicide Squad or spoils its rumored "Jason Todd is Leto joker" twist.
>>677044376
People like you....
Superman isn't dead you fucking potato.
>>677044165
How so? Back up your statement with anything other than riding the critics dicks.
>>677044622
of course not you fucking shit nugget, that makes it worse
>>677044562
The motivation behind Batman hating Superman is the amount of power Superman has, Batman seen up close the destruction he caused and felt he needed to stop it. I'm not seeing how thats hypocritical. this was one of the few things in the movie they nailed I thought.
>>677045047
That's how it is supposed to go hurr durr
>>677045113
They said it was hypocritical, and considering the destruction Batman caused, do you think that he would do the same in Superman's position?
>>677045233
jesus fucking christ cant you fucking read
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>677028236
This
It fucking sucked. It was completely awful. The acting was worse than my 10 year old cousin's school play and the plot had terrible pacing. Overall 2/10 if I'm being gracious. Biggest fucking waste of time and money I've ever spent.
Also I don't read comics so I can't compare it to that.
I hate DC. Always trying to copy Marvel.
>>677028236
/thread
>>677045308
It's not about how much destruction has been caused, that was the first thing that made Batman want to go after Superman, it's the amount of damage superman can cause. Batman can cause a fair amount of damage but if Superman turned on earth he could destroy the entire thing, that was the motivation behind Batman, I thought it was pretty clear
>>677044847
Introducing characters without developing them a la Spider-Man 3.
>>677045776
Yes, it was clear, and well done up until Batman starts flat out murdering people
Daredevil season 2 was better than this crap.
>>677045581
That's hilarious.
Marvel fans are mainly 12 year olds who can't comprehend a story beyond:
Hey look, a superhero
Hey look, a villain
Hero beats villain
Simple life lesson stated at the end.
DC, particularly this line-up of movies, is about to weave through some of the greatest stories in comic book history. They aren't going to dumb it down for you
>>677033634
I saw the clip.
Funny as fuck.
All will be fixed when Batman gets his Solo movie with Ben Affleck directing and writing
>>677046006
I'm not understanding how that changes anything though, Batman killing people doesn't change that Superman could destroy the earth if he wanted to.
>>677046308
And you are retarded for taking the bait
Congratz
>>677046308
>>677045581
>>677027925
It was pretty messy, bad editing, lots of scenes that could have been cut, some scenes too short to get invested in.
The acting in general was good apart from Eisenberg but that was also the way his character was written, which didn't feel like Lex Luthor at all. They turned him into this Joker scientist wannabe and it's just poorly done.
The introduction to the other members of the JL was ridiculous, it felt like an intermission inside the movie.
The fights and effects were mostly good...the scenes with Doomsday were very comic-like though. I loved the moments when he was mutating.
>>677043545
>Injustice: Gods Among Us
Fuck I love those comics. I would kill for a movie or DC animated feature about Injustice. It's second only to my desire for a live action Batman Beyond.
>>677046308
Everytime I've seen a marvel movie in theaters it's been mainly 15-25 year olds not children though, maybe thats just me but I'm pretty sure the majority of marvel fans are nearly 20 at least. DC could easily be better if they started hiring good directors though.
>>677046746
>I loved the moments when he was mutating
Into a mean cream butt kicking machine?
This Alfred talks back.
I'd rather have My Cocaine play Alfred again
>>677046867
Just the play the game while you wait for Injustice 2
>>677044562
It's a Frank Miller Batman, post-death of Robin. It's pretty damn spot-on for him too.
Frank Miller even has a design/producer credit in BvS.
>>677046424
It makes Batman just as susceptible to corruption as superman, just without the power. Both characters are unsympathetic, for the most part.
>>677027925
Batman wouldn't have half a chance of surviving against superman... this movie is wack...
>>677047333
nice trips faggot but to me Frank Miller is just a Batman fanboy
>>677047333
In the Dark Knight Returns, Batman kills (at most) one or two people. The only direct kill was him shooting someone through the head (quick and as painless as possible) who had a gun on a child.
Even the angry Miller Batman from TDKR didn't go as far as to flatten people with cars. Or Stab them. Or blow them up. Or run them over.
>>677047710
and a 99%-hating, fedora-loving faggot to boot.
>>677027925
Eisenberg was a lot of fun. personally can't stand Ben Affleck, but to be fair his acting was good. the movie is a little messy, and everyone's motives doesn't seem solid at times, but is ok in general
>>677047947
this. this is the only thing that seemed out of place to me. batman doesn't kill
>>677044376
Yeah, they pulled the 'Superman is going to die' trope three times in this film.
>>677028236
please 99% of people have never read more than a few issues of batman or superman.
the reason people dont like it was that it was a clusterfuck. marvel gets near universal praise because its not a clusterfuck. its only two negative films were the iron man sequels which were quickly greenlit cashcows, and thats when marvel realized you can't rush greatness. that you have to have a coherent story, not just in the short term but hte long term.
the movie was fun, but it its arcship was shit, it was messy, it was shallow, and it didnt know waht point it really wanted to make for any of the characters.
like all the DC films there was a good film in there somewhere if they had found the right writer to make it work.
>>677031027
really? i felt the batman vs superman fight was rather underwhelming. it felt like the start of a really good fight, when yuo compare it to the actual final battle it was shit.
it reminded me of that recent godzilla film. so much build up, and sure when we finally see the G-man its good, but its not really worth all that wait.
just meh
>>677050208
this. i not sure if a franchise of movies is gonna work for DC, i always thought they are much better telling stories that stand on its own
Lex Luther has Assbergers. Superman boring and wooden as fuck. Wonder Woman who's gives a shit and where is her invisible jet? Lois Lane fucking worthless. Batman should have been played by Adam West. What a soul sucking shit show.
>>677050664
im not sure if thats the issue... im not sure what the issue is to be honest. is it some stream of luck? marvel just seems to hit home runs, which i find really unfortutne cuz marvel heroes are kinda shit.
batman, superman, wonder woman, etc. these were the biggest names in super heroes. the only REALLY big name marvel had was Spiderman.
yet somehow even without their big hitters, marvel managed to create a constantly praised movie franchise, whereas DC Doesnt.
do the marvel films just get more planning because they know their film schedule in advance, or are they just lucky to have hired the right writers or what?
im curious at what point it all went wrong for DC.
>>677028236
I dont think Eisenberg was the worst part. I think that the movie was good, and I think that he was pretty good with his role. A new face for lex luther. I think he played a better lex luther than this asshole
>>677027925
I too have an opinion.
>>677047230
The game is good but the fight mechanic and animations get really repetitious. The actual comics that go with it are REALLY good.
>>677051151
i mean, you can tell they're trying to do the same. and the cameos and hints take attention from the plot. the movie is rushed cause that
I actually liked eisenberg, and the movie, probably cause i don't read much DC. But yeah, i liked the hyperactive "smartest guy in the room" luther
>>677032697
Its Jarate
>>677051151
I hate to be "that guy"
But deadpool...fucking deadpool
Hes so fucking absurd and i love it
I want them to do deadpool vs Thanos, just for all the really crazy shit to happen
>>677053069
is this guy really smart though? to me, he behaves like a fucking kid. "hey i will put day vs night together, and let them fight hehehe i am such a mastermind lol and then i will create a fucking mutant cause i can and i hope it doesn't destroy me lol"
It's just another shitty superheroe movie. It's not that bad. It's just that Nolan set the bar too high. Nothing will be the sane after the Nolan trilogy
>>677053384
To be honest, Deadpool is really the best thing that happened in superhero movies since a while. I had forgotten how fun a superhero movie can be since the first Iron man.
Since then, they've been mostly getting too serious.
I'm still excited to see Civil War, but i'm sure it will be a middle ground between "too much" and "not enough".
>>677053823
Nolan didn't make a superhero movie though. Nolan did a great contemporary lecture on Batman.
And also
>Nothing will be the SANE
Good one, Joker!
>>677054142
the first one was the best, ledger saved the second one. but the third one was awful
