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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

>Chickens do not have the cognitive ability to reason. Therefore, it was Random.

Why did the plane crash?

>Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two muffins are sitting in and oven

>After approximately 45 minutes they are a baked to a nice golden brown.
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
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in b4 driver was an alcohol
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A boy is sitting by a table drinking soda. He takes a sip of his soda and thinks to himself: "Wow. That's really good."
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>>677408573
A horse walks into a bat. The bartender asks the horse "why the long face"

>The horse incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves
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A man walks into a bar with a monkey I forget the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.
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>>677408416
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
>because 7 was threatening to leave 6 take the kids and file for alimony.
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What's something red and is bad for your teeth?

>A brick
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7
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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
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>>677409556
Hahaha omfg

Why was 6 afraid of seven?

>Because 7 was a registered sex offender and cannot go within 100 ft of a school
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>Knock Knock

who's there ?

>its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
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>>677408416
Knock knock
Who's there
Joe
Joe who
Joe Smith
OK, come in
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What did the dog say to the cat?

> Nothing. due to a short larynx and lack of a voicebox, dogs are incapable of speech.
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What does Mozart do now in his free time

Decomposes
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Whats funny that has 2 wheels?

>A kid falling off a bike
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What's green and has 2 wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.
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Why did the sun set?
>earth's rotation
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I like my coffee like I like my women. with a penis.
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>>677410994
>/Thread
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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.
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Your mom is so fat, that well maybe she should excersise?
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see
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