Listen babe, I'm gonna cut to the chase. Tonight I'm going over to your house with a big knife and I'm going to cut off your parent's faces and make them into a funny hat. Then, I'm gonna whip out my big ding dong and stick it right in your ass.
*I stammer* "H-hey *gulp* so I was w-wondering if... You'd b-be my... *thinks: "No, (your name here), get it together, your waifu needs you so you can love her!"* Be my Girlfriend!" *Stands up taller* "I will not stop until you are mine, because you deserve nothing but the best! M'lady."
You like neckbeards with fedoras, right? I have a Katana, and I'm ninja training, so I can protect you.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons andAMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Terrible fucking roll, you ruined it. We had her
Op I swear if you deliver this I am going to murder your family
Why are you talking to a fucking pirate? No one except for me says "aye." Unless she's your typical basic bitch who can't tell the difference between ayy, and aye, and if she is, I hope she fucking chokes on a bag of dicks.
Am I to understand the point of these threads,
Is to get the conversation rolling?
Another of the one on the right (Ruby)
These days these threads are full of sexually unfulfilled teenage dullards who just want to see nudes and don't have a sense of humour.
>THE FACT THAT THE CONVERSATION IS UNPREDICTABLE AND CAN GO BAD AT ANY MOMENT IS
Otherwise why do it as a hivemind? Sure, try and get him laid if you want, but don't criticise people who try to take it the other way. Otherwise we might as well just watch 1 guy chatting up a girl and all cheer him on like circle-jerk highschool-movie faggots.
>or maybe chat up a girl ourselves?
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