>beta stoner pooter who can't respectfully decline
>chick always bombards me and is loud af but tokes good bud and drives me around
>chill with her for good two weeks then she starts being hella aggressive
>she gives me nugies and ungracefully puts me in headlocks and shit so as to get close to her blubbering tits
>seriously throws me around like a ragdoll tho (I am a shrimp compared to her)
>feel weird about it but don't say anything because not sure how to approach it
>chick keeps hounding me and sending me nudes
>shes coming over in t-minus 45 mins.
>first time we've ever been alone at my abode.
>claims she has some sass and wants to fuck.
What should I do if I want to abort the mission, /b/? I'm feeling skeptical cuz I think this chick could very well shred my dick to bits. She's full of energy and is so uncoordinated and strong and chubby... Not to mention a little pyscho. I am worried she will be too much to tame especially when she's fucked up. Help me contemplate /b/rethren she's going to be on her way shortly
I know I sound like a pussy but this chick kinda gives me the creeps. Not in a good way either. She's definitely got a couple screws loose.
Grab her by the hair while you're behind her and fuck her goddamn brains out. Slap her in the face hard enough to leave a red mark if she tries taking control. Spank her ass too. Take control of her and be a fucking man.
Here's the chubber's face business.
>>684212583yep fuck her and keep fucking her , but if you decide not to fuck her or stop fucking her leave the fucking country and change your name dont see you family and dont talk to them + you never met any of us on B/ i dont want to wake up at 3 in the morning to this bitch looking for you while ripping my finger nails off
Here's a photo that does her a little bit of Justice. I know I'm not very suave or considerate, this chick just really makes me not know how to act. She is something else. She made my dick bleed through my pants the other day.
It's a fairly misleading angle, but she looks cute from that angle; not like some haggard old cave troll. Stick your dick in that snatch of hers and dominate her. Grow a spine.
We were just chilling in a parking lot smoking jibs and then she started softly scratching my cock with her fake nails. It felt kinda nice at first but then she increased the pace and applied hella force and then just nope. Definitely broke a couple layers of skin.
Man the hell up OP and put your foot down. Tell her that she dont get the D unless she learns to respect it first. And if her crazy bitch personality bothers you that bad, just be so shitty in bed that she doesn't wanna fuck you anymore.
Take a piss, even if you don't feel like you have to. Even if you finish early, it'll help with staying erect for a longer period of time. Be fierce you little faggot. Make us proud.
Congradulatoins, your dating my ex GF. Great for getting out of a slump, but watch the fuck out, next thing she is going to be screaming is "Cum in my pussy", and then its, thanks for the kid and 18 years of cheques. Pull the Fuck out! Dump her ass, after sticking it in her ass, have your fun, then dump the chubby and run.
OP, 9 times out of 10 I'd tell you to fuck that bitch in her ass and post the pics. But honestly, I think you're going to suffer for it if you do. She now officially knows where you live, and obviously she's the type of girl that will come smash in your windows and most likely your teeth.
You can still hit that shit if you're starving, but you need to break it off ASAP. Don't return a text or call after tonight and stay away from any place she might be for at least a month.
These bitches get crazy and serious. You're doomed for a year of terror if you don't squash this shit now.
Livestream that shit OP, let /b/ see you slaying that landwhale, do it to be legendary
FUCK it, kill it, fuck it again.
But for real. You've been using her for rides and weed. The least you could do it fill'er up. Just go at it hard. Hell you might end up enjoying it.
Welp I thought I would feel better after viewing everyone's perspective but now I'm just more bewildered and shes going to be here any moment. I might try to record some of the happenings
Well now that we have to wait how about some dank food pics
oh my fuckin shit i am so fuckin tired of the cucks asking for advice on how to be even worse cucks. we don't know what it's like being as pathetic as you therefore we can't give you answers pleaaaaaasssseeee die.
Not OP, but similar situation...
>be me, 34
>Taiwanese woman starts talking to me on WeChat
>she's a landwhale and has a bit of a boyish face
>be friendly to her, because I'm generally a friendly guy
>don't show any romantic interest in her
>she wants to meet up
>what the hell, why not
>meet her for lunch, and then coffee afterwards (last Thursday)
>she's friendly and talkative
>now she wants to meet up again tomorrow (Sunday), with her friend as well
>talking about where to meet up
>she's like, "or we could just watch a movie at your place"
>I think she wants the cock
>don't want to fuck landwhale
>but don't want to be unfriendly
Here's another photo of her as I take a shit and wonder if she's running late or not coming.
Also, she says she works in a massage parlour. I'm not sure if that means a legitimate massage parlour, or one that offers happy endings, and I don't want to offend her by asking. If it's one that offers happy endings, she probably knows how to handle cock pretty well.
No offense OP but if she's tossing you around you gotta be a pretty small dude. Cause the way you were talking I thought she was a total she beast. Match her energy and hate fuck the shit out of her. Get you some justice for them noogies and head locks
ITS FREE PIZZA!!!!!!! FREE FUCKING PIZZA OP!!!!!