Be honest, /b/....
If you woke up after a drunk night with this 14 year old girl sucking your balls, what is the first thing you would do?
>>684403264
OPEN MY ASSHOLE TO THE SHERIF SO THE LAW AND THE STATE CAN START RAPE ME
>>684403582
Same
I would cut my dick and then kill her so there is no evidence.
Lay back and let the good times roll.
>>684403264
>>684403264
not everyday i get to have sex with a 14yo so sure
>>684403264
Bend her over and tear that ass up
>>684405008
this, and break her bones afterward
>>684404359
>>684404523
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>>684405326
Wtf is up with these responses... You're all fucking pedo virgin faglords, no wonder why you faggots sit at home and jerk off on /b/ all day.
A lady, even if she's so young like this girl, deserves to be treated right and respected like a human being. As soon as I saw this I'd tell her that she's a really beautiful young lady and she doesn't need to wear such revealing clothes to show off her beauty, and what we did last night was wrong because I was drunk. I'd even offer to go shopping and buy her clothes that covers her up more. It'd be worth spending all my money just to see her smile.
She'll realise how much of a respectful gentleman I am and would want to be with me, but I'd have to politely decline as she's too young and it's illegal. However, I'd be her best friend and the person she turns to whenever she's sad, and when she's legal I will finally ask her out so we can safely and happily be together, go to the movies, play vidya together, and have cuddle nights.
To win a girl's heart, no matter what age, you need to respect and love her.
>>684405857
What are you fucking gay dude?
>>684403264
would tell her to move to the shaft, then cum down her slutty throat
>>684403264
Who is this btw??
I'm fucked anyways. Might as well enjoy a nice but before getting raped up the ass for the next 5 to 10 years
>>684403264
give her a bowl of salty eggs and milk
>>684403264
sigh and roll back on top of her
>>684405857
Get the fuck out of /b/ dumbass.
>>684403264
Wonder why she's not stroking my cock at the same time. Fucking kids these days.
>>684403264
Cry "rape" at her
It's ok.
She's legal here.
God bless Europe.
>>684403264
Wake up for real and not be able to sleep for another 4 hours
>>684409983
god did bless you, that's why you have all the muslims
Call moot
He wouldn't let this happen
>>684410126
Nah fam, my country has no muslims.
>>684403264
Um... I probably wouldn't care at that point. I would do damage control after.
yell "KOFI" and stick it in and get the baby batter thick
>>684403264
Honestly?
>wtf who are you?
>how you get in my house?
>why are you sucking my balls?
>i got camera in my room cause ima spoopyparanormal fag so i can see how you got in
>let me bone you or i delete all the footage besides you sucking my balls whilst i sleep
>cause technically you are raping me
>dont wanna go to jail do you?
>>684405857
I bet you'd try to feed her a bowl of eggs too faggot
>>684410808
implying any judge would convict a 14 year old girl of raping a grown ass man. dumbass
>>684411196
Jokes on you faget im 13
